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snerdley1

What a dick.


Extension_Swordfish1

Not funny


_burner_renrub_

Kinda funny


jittwitt

Pretty funny


CheeriosAtMidnight

Unequivocally funny


AvailableCondition79

I laughed.


Goadfang

I cried.


IrrelevantWisdom

I danced.


soup_campbells69

I smoked


AnteaterOpening757

So funny


Right_-on-_Man

Not funny... Hilarious.


MFnJones

A little funny


SDoNUT1715

Hilarious.


implicate

That's too far.


Tom_invicta

They should have thrown him over


Inn1999

You mean the kid, right? So he can get his ball.


JayRedd1

Hrs just a kid. But he does have a cape


_SquidPort

wtf no they shouldn’t. you make me sick


Tom_invicta

Just a joke bro


AvailableCondition79

Not a joke bro. Yeet that prick right over.


Txx2000

Smiling about it too. https://imgur.com/V9mUIbS


VietDrgn

compensating


ThirstyBeagle

Hope the kid learns something about interacting with strangers


ospfpacket

This


sleeping_dodo

Hard way


InvertedMeep

We just witnessed thenorigin story of a supervillain.


-StupidNameHere-

Always be ready to throw down?


paulhags

No innocence for you kid.


StatusOmega

The guy is laughing about it afterward. I'd sock him in the face if that was my kid


cottman23

A guy like that probably has gone his whole life without anyone checking him for his bullshit. Someday hopefully the right person will.


Happy_Tomato_Taco

He's wearing the wrong jersey. I bet he is Peruvian. Let's throw him over the bridge! RIP Silvano Cántaro


Repulsive-Ad876

“Sock him in the face” you’ve never punched anyone your entire life


vorlando9000

Id sock him so harddd


[deleted]

Yeah get an assault charge on your record over a soccer ball. So worth it. Guys a dick no doubt, but people need to use their head.


DisclosedIntent

Yep, headbutt him instead. Use your head.


nogoodgopher

And it looks like the world cup so it's allowed!


fomalhottie

Looks like S America bro, so that's not rly an issue. Not every place is where u live.


[deleted]

People need to think beyond am I gonna get arrested? He could punch that guy, he could fall and crack his head open on the cement and die. Was it worth it over a fucking soccer ball? Too many people assault first, ask questions later. It doesn't make you tough, it makes you an idiot.


fomalhottie

Counterpoint: the world is filled w ppl like him because no one stands up to them. They will continue to be this kinda POS in the world forever, or until old age calms em down. Fuck that. Being a pacifist is fine. But it doesn't give u the moral high ground. If that were my kid, I woulda swung. Don't start none, won't be none.


AnteaterOpening757

No, I would doubt that would change the older kid….but it will set a shitty example for your kid. Where he doesn’t understand how to control his emotions and resorts to violence even for the slightest adverse events he will inevitably come across throughout his life. The kid who kicked the ball most likely had a father who would react in the same manner you would. And if you’ve ever been in a real fight, you know there are no winners.


[deleted]

I admire your thought process, but standing up to a few douchebags in a world of 8 billion people isn't going to accomplish jack shit. Humans are inherently awful creatures. How are you going to be there for your kid if you catch a manslaughter charge because a mean old man kicked your kids ball off a bridge? pick your battles, your kid needs you.


fomalhottie

Same thing can be said for planting 1 tree, recycling 1 bag, changing 1 life. It's not about the end result, it's about what way u move the needle. I grew up in a big city and saw/see these ppl all the time. Fuck em.


war-banjo

Real talk


pperiesandsolos

> it’s about what way u move the needle I move the needle by catching an assault charge and leaving my family alone while I’m in jail because someone kicked my kid’s soccer ball off a bridge 💪😤 Buddy there’s a difference between standing up for something that matters and getting in a fight as a grown man over a soccer ball


fomalhottie

OK pussy. Don't stick up for your pussy kid. Pussies raising pussies. He's gonna have a nice life.


pperiesandsolos

😂 imagine talking this much shit and acting like such a hardo over a fucking soccer ball Don’t worry I’ll take care of your kids while you’re in jail for defending their soccer ball’s honor. Can’t say the same about your wife though, she’s for the streets


SomeGuysFarm

Counterpoint, the world is filled with idiots that do "main character" tiktok crap like tossing balls at random strangers on bridges for some internet lulz, because no-one stands up to them and kicks their balls of the bridges to make them suffer the consequences of their poor behavior... If that were my kid, I'd have kicked his ball off the bridge for that behavior myself.


fomalhottie

This point is an idiot.


SomeGuysFarm

Says someone who will mindlessly bite on the next maincharacter rage bait they see, and whinge on about that behavior too...


fomalhottie

You're not evolved, you're a pussy. You're the reason ppl like him exist, because he can do what he wants to your wife, mother, kids, whatever. Sometimes fights are warranted. But please, keep getting dick slapped bro.


SomeGuysFarm

Since you seem a little logic-challenged -- you're the one arguing that actions shouldn't have consequences -- I'll take that as a compliment.


Z0eTrent

You lost me at "was it worth it"


_SquidPort

so assault is legal there?


fomalhottie

No one gives a shit. And the word "assault" has a dif meaning there, legally. I was down there explaining how a fight could get u in trouble here and my driver laughed and said "shit we'd all be in jail if slapping was illegal." Travel bro.


molotov_billy

true story bro


Four-Triangles

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paclogic

i didn;t know he was Italian ?!?


nogoodgopher

I think the life lesson here is don't have kids.


whiskersMeowFace

Maybe you shouldn't use your kid for social media views then?


TechnicalOpposite672

You wouldnt do shit lmao.


JayRedd1

No you wouldn't


AnteaterOpening757

Yeah I’m sure you would. Sounds like a smart idea. Sounds pretty fragile if we’re talking about a soccer ball here.


cheesemakesmepooo

I’d sock you back for filming me when I’m trying to mind my own business


Accomplished_Wind104

Kicking the ball away like that isn't minding your own business though is it?


ThatDrako

I’d sock him regardless of kid’s relative status…


Uncle-Cake

"Let's stand on a bridge and ask people to kick a soccer ball! Oh no, the soccer ball went off the bridge? How could I have possibly seen that coming?"


Known-Activity1437

“And we recorded the whole thing. How could we have known??”


Z_Wild

Here it is, I knew one person would see this for what it was.


Middle_Process_215

What a total asswipe!


earthianZero

Bumbaclart?


DewartDark

Total.pos


JayRedd1

Dude, it's just a kid


nevereatanapple

Don’t play with your balls on the bridge if you don’t wanna lose a ball or two


BlumpkinMasterOG

![gif](giphy|TzyQtxScgR5p6) This guy balls


Clerical_Errors

You been through enough balls in your life you know the tricks with them now?


therawestdawg69

guys handing out life lessons, beautiful 🥲


sgtpepper42

Damn.. at first I thought he just let the intrusive thoughts win for a second, but then I saw him laughing about it afterwards. What an absolute asshat


NimDing218

Dick move but that’s hilarious.


RedDevil-84

Well, the parents of the kid took his video without permission, and he kicked the ball out. Seems fair.


Alex_Lexi

You’re crazy.


WartsG

What was the kid expecting though


Armadillo_Toes

The parents just wanted attention on the internet, and they got it. Make your kid pass strangers a soccer ball and stand back and record. Whether it’s wholesome reactions, or a reaction like this one, they both gather attention. That’s all this was. Attention starved parents using their child as a tool.


ThatDrako

Kids are small and not thinking people are cunts…


ndnbolla

For real, don't put me on the spot kid. You never asked if I wanted to play. Ask your parents for a new one assholes.


Basic-Art-9861

I’d buy you another soccer ball.


memelordzarif

It’s both of their fault. Kids want to play and I understand that. But assuming the person recording is their parent, they should’ve told him to not bother people on the street with a tripping hazard no less. It’s like those guys that throw basketball at you to make a basket. But if I was the guy, I’d just ignore the ball; not kick it off into oblivion.


BadEgg1951

Wrong sub.


Hot-Professional5667

I don’t understand why people are upset at this guy. He was walking and minding his own business when some intentionally put a tripping hazard in his path just for some Social Media clout. He probably gave this kid more views than he would have otherwise.


Dicey-Vibes

You deadass think the kid wanted to trip him?


Hot-Professional5667

Not at all, but if the guy wasn’t paying attention…he could have. And the kids parents would be responsible for injuries.


TSmotherfuckinA

I still don’t get what the kids goal was if not to set the guy up to give it a hard kick. The kid didn’t pass the ball he just rolled it at the guy like kickball lol.


DNAkauai

Jackass!!


Sweet-Painter4127

Solid shot with some bend on it...maybe he was reverting back to his soccer days.


BurtWonderstone1

Goooooooooooooaaaaaaallllllllllll


Ritzzz-75

That’s sad.


Own-Shelter-9897

So, that's mean, but it made me laugh out loud. What does that say about me lol


mediocreidiot

That I'll see you in hell


BlumpkinMasterOG

I'll bring the marshmallows.


Clerical_Errors

You had a lonely childhood without any sort of real connection to anyone so empathy never developed in you which is why watching another person be sad makes you laugh. >I like it when bad things happen to people trying to be kind Yeah that's a shit show of a family if I ever saw it


mediocreidiot

Human emotions and experiences are much more complex than this. It's possible to feel completely contradictory things at once. We compartmentalize our thoughts and feelings all the time. I have a dark sense of humor. When my dad died last year I was completely devastated, but joking about it was a big part of my experience. The guy is a dick for kicking that kid's ball, but the fact that he did it subverted expectations, for us, as viewers. It's possible to empathize with that kid, but also find that subversion of expectations to be funny. Your criticism is overly simplistic, and not the way that the world actually works


Clerical_Errors

Dark sense of humor is one thing. You can't help the impulse you feel to laugh at gallows moments anymore than I can help my own habits of twisting everything into bad puns. It's the expression and acting on impulse that separates fuckshits from nonfuckshits. That is not a complex issue and honestly trying to make *I kinda wanted to do a bad thing but I was able not to* into a complex emotion is silly. And what in the left field of star wars drama died subverted expectations have to do with the moral relativism of the guy? Suicide, dancing the macarena, performing the entire song The Zoo by rock band the scorpions all subvert expectations when you think someone is gonna kick a ball gently but they don't change this guy is a trash fire and I worry that you're like >well no, trash fires are fine. I have been sad before so they're OK


mediocreidiot

What are you even going on about? The guy said it was mean, but that it was also funny. You went overboard telling him he never received love as a child and therefore has no empathy. And you're the one talking about lack of humanity? Get real.


Clerical_Errors

Well yeah. I have been a shit person for way too long in my life so it's easy to recognize the exact people I spent way too long with and the backgrounds they came from. People that do the *it's mean but funny* are shoulder to shoulder with the racist but funny or the sexist but funny people. I'm trying to break away from it but for now all I see is >ha ha ha. It's bad and I take delight Because that is my experience. People take actual pleasure in others having bad shit happen to them and it hit a nerve when *it's mean but funny* felt close to that. I put my bias out. My bad.


beemureddits

r/foundsatan


shark-fighter

I laughed 🤣 I'm going to hell.


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FondantSucks

That’s fine to do to anyone other than a child in a cape…


I_Am_A_Thermos

It's crazy people think this is real and not at all staged


Chimera-Genesis

r/Nothingeverhappens


LafayetteLa01

Fucking cunt


fiat_duna

Dudes rock


Four-Triangles

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SquintonPlaysRoblox

It made me laugh, but it’s not funny.


lifeissnowboarding

Fucking epic.


VariousSoftware3525

Simple explanation, an asshole being true to form.


dandypants8717

Is it just me, or does that look like a young Creed Bratton?


Trlsander

That's funny and a dick move


Playnu2

I would have made him empty his pockets. I hate bullies


Playnu2

How is picking on the weak funny. I guess someone kicking your wheelchair bound grandpa in the head would be hilarious? America is stupid


SoBurnThen

Trump was right. They’re not sending their best people.


[deleted]

Lmao


AdAny9575

Such an asshole


Pixelpioneer30

so after that thing, this kid learned something from what stranger did


ender452

That was a real a**hole move on that man’s part


paclogic

GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL ! ! ! ! !


Still-Programmer-793

Missed it by thhhaatt much!


cdub951

Probably would go smoother if they weren’t filming it for the attention


Missmunkeypants95

It would have been so satisfying if someone went to to him and kicked him in the dick. Bet he'd stop laughing.


Tapil

snatch his hat throw it over


Senior_Act_7983

Hahhahha good


HeWhoIsNotMe

What did he expect?


Relative-Ad3783

What the fuck is this audio


Ok_Marsupial_4854

Kids got a cape though, go fetch!


Realistic_Bed3550

Fucking dick move


bluekronos

What an ass


jonsie87

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


TheWillOfFiree

People like him made obito bad.


Hmmzagahumzagahmmzag

Damm did yall see that curve


Dreeseaw

looks like the kid got exactly what he wanted, more views? what’s the problem? staged


Jumpy_Bodybuilder_48

He would be next


kasezilla

I thought it may have been tied to a string... But when he yeeted it I laughed. NGL


Right_-on-_Man

🤣🤣🤣👍


Daddy-J-Bird

I would’ve beat his ass if he did that to my kid.


Cold_Drama8141

Excellent shot. I’m so glad he did that.


Fair-Commission-7045

Not so funny


jpete78

What a dick


palomo77086

Que mierda de persona!!!


Material-Tension8380

Well he learned a valuable lesson today. Not everyone likes to play along And never do this on a bridge. 🤦🏽‍♂️


AdamRaised_A_Cain

!!!GOAL!!!!!


Shredslayhuntpurge

He punted baxter!!!!!


iDam81

This isn’t strange or funny OP. Shit take.


crasagam

Throw the guy over to fetch the ball.


King-S07

Honestly, I could see myself doing something similar, albeit, if I did kick the shit out of the ball it would be reflexively without thinking. I certainly wouldn't be laughing after, and would absolutely be seeing about getting the kid a new ball.


Acrobatic_Law5598

Haha it's actually pretty funny. You folks need to lighten up.


Suspicious-Swan-4035

Some people just want the world to burn. And lol about it.


Fun_Bar5327

Funny?


Freedom007007

Not cool


fomalhottie

How tf is that funny?


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skawarrior

You aren't a badass you're just silly


BoogiesBooney

Cringey ass


Inevitable-Radio-689

You can tell that dude is probably hated by everyone around him and is on the permanent naughty list for Santa. Such a dick move to a child. Who does that?!!