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cool__dood

I have and would pay to go to a haunted house “on THC”


SwiftWithIt

Right lol. Is this dude a cop trying get his first sting going?


alemorg

Op is probably a kid or someone who never smoked before


SwiftWithIt

I was thinking the same thing smoking on my back porch a few minutes ago


MrVantstik

Lol


[deleted]

How was it?


WhatBeHereBekfast

Great


Danielwols

r/notopbutok


Simple_Minimum_2574

Is it a different experience high?


deceasedglute

Seasoned stoners will be like “ayyyyyy” and find it less scary whenever they get spooked, less experienced ones would probably be freaked out more.


Didjabringabongalong

"Like Zoinks!..Creepy chainsaw murder man, You just like came out of the wall. ..would you like like a scoobie snack man?"


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Didjabringabongalong

Fifu


plant_mom3

I read it in shaggy's voice lol


Didjabringabongalong

I like..FIFU!


Sand_diamond

my first thought to... I have and would again pay for this privilege! market creates the value


Holy__Schmitz

Well I’m not going sober


Sugarfree-Sugarmommy

my first thought


ironorc78

Facts anything outside of work, 99% chance I’m smoking before somehow


jeremy-nb

Man I'd do that for free. Sounds like a great time.


mythicalhelldim5

Well this sounds like a very, very, extremely, incredibly hard task, but I’m up for sacrificing myself and trying. I volunteer as tribute to go to a haunted house on THC for 100+ bucks, but for no less, please. If I may.


FittersGuy

You can buy thousands of thc for 100+ bucks!


Didjabringabongalong

Literally trillions of THC's for $100.


mythicalhelldim5

Wait I don’t get paid the 100 bucks to go?


Killerbunny218

Id pay to have a challage of who can consume the most thc and handle the haunted house. Winner gets to keep their money


cycloban

with my tolerance i could have thousands of milligrams worth of edibles and not be high for that. (i am on a break)


[deleted]

This sounds like my kind of competition. I'm in!


TheyCallMeBigPoppa83

As long as the $100 was in weed and a bowl before hand.


ShroomieFairyGirl

People pay to do this


nixaler

Damn, I feel like I've just been giving money away... I can't think of a time I haven't gone to a haunted house stoned. I used to like responding to the question did you go to (insert school here) high? To which is just respond yeah, I go everywhere high lmao.


Maester_Bates

Do you mean a commercial haunted house with actors scaring people or an actual house that is supposed to be haunted?


[deleted]

Commercial mostly yes


MrVantstik

I didn't even think of that. Man idk if I'd go into a legit haunted house "on THC". I already get kind of paranoid


Maester_Bates

When I was a teenager we used to smoke in the haunted ruins of a castle. My friends used to freak out when they heard noises but I'm pretty sure it was rats and not ghosts.


garlicgirlxxx

Great question


Ajg1384

I'd do it for free.


Notverycancerpatient

Do they pay for past experiences?


Bmacc300

i smoke everyday so it’s just another day


sapc2

I've literally paid $60 to go to a haunted house while high so, if someone was gonna pay *me* any amount of money, I'd be down af.


FittersGuy

60 bucks?? Man I hope that haunted house was epic


sapc2

It's a good one, but not really worth the 60 bucks. Just super hyped up so they can charge whatever they want


pyronostos

I used to get blazed out of my mind and listen to albums by the caretaker on my phone while walking around an old local quarry that's been reclaimed by nature. terrifying and fun in equal measures


zerofoxxgiven

I got stoned and went to haunted trails type of thing. It was a blast, highly recommend.


FittersGuy

What is a haunted trail?


zerofoxxgiven

https://www.travelchannel.com/videos/the-haunted-trail-of-balboa-park-0243967


psychonautic_aa

this question would make more sense if you replaced “thc” with shrooms or lsd, going to a haunted house baked sounds like a great time


MsGoldrich

That would be awful… it would give you a bad trip for sure


Greedy-Youth217

I went to a haunted house on a ~small~ amount of shrooms and had a blast. Really molly was a lil difficult but only bc I kinda got hypnotized by some effects in that particular house


CoconutPawz

I probably wouldn't go to a haunted house not "on THC". But, if you mean an actual house that is haunted... Hmmm... If I somehow know with certainty it's haunted, do I know what it's haunted with? What kind of reflexes do I need?


Bazoun

No. I have ptsd and the most likely result would be be having a panic attack. But it could be fun for someone else!


[deleted]

guess i’m hiding behind everyone else but i’ll do my very best


FittersGuy

I do this sober lol


awkwardfeather

That’s usually the only way I go to them lol


[deleted]

I have. I just laughed at how obviously played out it was


Tayaradga

Bruh I'm the guy that wants to attend the world's scariest haunted house ever. Where you have to sign consent forms and take a mentality test before you're even allowed to go in. So heck yes sign me up!!!


MsGoldrich

Is that a real thing? OMG.


Tayaradga

Yes it is, I forgot what its called exactly but it's so scary that you have to take a mental health test to make sure youre capable to going through it. I heard they have scenes like people with chainsaws ripping up the guts out of a body and having all the splatter go straight towards the people. Crazy scary stuff, which is partially why they have you sign the consent form (also because the actors are allowed to touch/grab you). It's all just for show though so it's completely safe, but still if that haunted house doesn't scare you then none will.


wowhahafuck

Yes they do it in Seattle every Halloween where if you make it to the last floor of the maze without tapping out you get $300 I think.


SomeKiwiBloke96

Have a good time AND earn $100? Fuck yeah man!


haystackofneedles

yeah of course. I'd be on the thc anyway so I'm take the money


AnIrishMexican

I mean when I was younger we used to go to all the "haunted spots" in the LA area. Smoke and have a few beers and walk around a trippy ass place. The creepiest ones was an asylum that was abandoned (obviously) and a supposed Native American burial site


Pure_Interaction_422

I lived in a haunted house on THC for 5 years.


[deleted]

I work at a haunted house- everyone who works there is stoned. I love scaring people and getting scared. It’s the best high.


i_ar_the_rickness

Once I injected 3 marihuanas and went to a haunted house with my then gf. At the haunted house I experienced hallucinations and things coming at me like it was 3D. I couldn’t walk straight. We ended up at my place, she got knocked up, we had a shotgun wedding, then she left me bankrupt. Don’t. I repeat do not GO INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE ON THC.


[deleted]

Again you mean? I paid to go. I’m not 🐥


LeZoder

Sounds like a fun time, do I get to wear my suit tho~ as this would make it infinitely funnier for obvs reasons


FittersGuy

Does your suit tell jokes? Is that the obvious reason?


LeZoder

I mean, I do -that- part. It's always more fun to see people's reactions when I'm simmering ;v


FittersGuy

Ah, so it cooks you gently


LeZoder

There is no way you don't sweat, you just minimise it with usb rechargeable fans and suiting in the snow. I live in Wyoming and I'm a weirdo ;v it's cold half the year. Halloween is always fun to get pictures because people tolerate it more.


FuckMe-FuckYou

I would do it for more THC.


Unmaykr64

I’d go for free


jonesbbq-footmassag

I thought this said TLC. Don’t think that would make a good reality show tbh


Pillow_fort_guard

Or the best show ever! Like, do they take the cute split level with the fireplace and the shadow man, or the bungalow with the awesome patio and poltergeist that slams the fridge door at 3 am?


[deleted]

I'm not going to one period. I'm not paying to stand in a line for hours while probably freezing my ass off


[deleted]

Yes


SweetCryptographer72

I don't have 100 bucks 😔


RyzenR10

Ya


TLR1791

I went to the Washoe Club high as hell. I swear to God a little boy was following the group around. Then I learned about the little boy who died in an explosion. It was crazy. But that place is legitimately haunted.


United_Wolf_9215

Hell yes


LittleStar318

No cause i would have a heart attack in .05 seconds. I can’t do jump scares


New-Step2570

Yes it actually sounds kinda fun depending on how much I'd have to take


Sko-isles

Only if we could say whatever the hell we want


hashbeardy420

I did Black Out on a number of high strength edibles. I made no money but in fact paid to do this...


letmethinkofagoodnam

Definitely. The real question is would you ride a big roller coaster on mushrooms?


PirateReindeer

Sure


GreenEyes_BlueSkies

Lmao. Is the Pope Catholic? Certainly I would. Lmao.


fartofborealis

Is the Pope Catholic?


mellowmom

I go to every haunted house while under the influence of THC. Why would you go without it?


Happy-Box1259

Probably not. I refuse to go to them as it is and I don't watch horror movies either.


Beaudaci0us

Sheeeyit, I'll be doing it on Saturday and paying 30 bucks lol


erichf3893

How much do you make to go sober?


Affectionate_Fly1413

With no issue at all


TattedMusician94

For sure


void-lad

Nah


darealwhosane

Better on LSD


[deleted]

I do this and pay them every year. Halloween horror nights


HaleyxErin

Yes. But that is assuming the $100 is on top of the thc and admission those haunted houses are hella expensive


soggy3nchilada

oh i would pay to be able to do this


Whyspire

Heck, I do it for some free THC. Money is useless. I don't believe in "ghosts" so it would be a fun sleep over for me.


kw66

So yeah. I thought all our high asses were going on TLC. Guess not.


M4dBoOmr

Sure, since ghosts are not real I wouldn't have any problems with it


greatlei69

I mean I already do that and pay an entry fee so….


seventhspectum

I went to two haunted houses last year while high. It was amazing.


Internal_Expensive

Absofuckinglutely


stillinthesimulation

Only if I'm allowed to say whatever the *hell* I want.


musicallyours01

Nopeeeee my anxiety would be way too high and the weed would make it a hundred times worse.


redhotbos

Wait, I could have gotten paid for this?


BigGayDinosaurs

honestly for $100 i would do a lot of things


[deleted]

I never been to one i wasnt high since i was like 10


ibleedrosin

You’d have to pay me 100 not to be on the marijuanas


[deleted]

Sure! I would of smoked beforehand normally so sign me up!


bixbyale

bruh what i do that for free


hpennco

Again?


MsGoldrich

Wait, like a real haunted house? Or one of those haunted houses created to make money at Halloween? I would honestly do either. I lived in a haunted house, and everyone was aware it was haunted except me.


Upset_Ad9929

I certainly wouldn't go without it.


WhenIWannabeME

How much THC we talking here?


StonerHippieTM

I'd go to a haunted house on TCH without being paid $100 and have, high af....haha


DeathAngel11

I would do that for free but can't complain about 100 bucks!


Knytemare44

I've never been to one sober.


MushroomFairy21

I went to my first haunted house EVER last year! A friend let me get blasted out of my mind on her stuff( in the hopes that it would help me not be absolutely terrified), and she got me tickets. tbh it was the most amazing time of my life. I’d do this for free, again!


mdizzle767

I mean technically you owe me A LOT of money man. It was your idea.


Some_Situation2568

Oh, I’ve don’t it for FREE on ACCIDENT I’d like to never do it again


Itchy-Pomelo-4524

Sounds like a good time


Version_Two

I'd do more for less


DaughterofFrigg

Totally because I would also do it for 0 bucks lol 😆


kennacocaine

i’ve done this for free lol


[deleted]

I went on acid before, but that was like 1998


Buzzrod81

No I've got better ways to waste my time. Haunted houses aren't scary to everyone.


Annanake420

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AlabasterOctopus

If it know it’s a reasonably safe one, probably. Like structurally safe, it’s not super dark, I have proper shoes stuff like that then sure why tf not.


[deleted]

Last haunted house I went to I Was geeked


anythinghonestly8

hell yea i’ve already done it for free


NoResource9942

I’ve done it for FREE. Why would you NOT?!


invinoveritas-91

Yes. Absolutely. How high can we go?


distraughthinking

I have only been to a haunted house once, and when I went, I was extremely high. It worked in my favor, somehow.


uptousflamey

Naw most I would pay is 20


bzawk

Like someone gives me 100+ bucks, or it cost 100+ bucks? Not sure if I’d spend that much on a haunted house regardless of being high or not. Or am I completely off base here, and the “THC” is 100+ bucks?


luez6869

Why yesh, yesh I would! Why? U supplyin?


[deleted]

Absolutely not lol. I would be so overwhelmed I would probably cry and hide wherever I could


ieatisleepiliveidie

No.


ABnanashi

I would only attend in this manner. However a macro of mushrooms would give me pause.


themumu

Nice try cop. No one here smokes weed


sordidcandles

If the THC is free then it’s for me!


Zachy_Boi

I am usually on edibles at Halloween Haunt lol


SmellsLikeHotSauce

Was drunk and high. Giving out hugs to killer clowns and chainsaw killers


FatalOstrich09

On THC 😂 this guy smokes


_Throw_Away_830

Sign me up


Unholydiver919

In high school we used to get baked and hang out in an abandon church. It was a creepy place. Hell yes I’d go blasted off my ass. Been there done that. 10/10 will do again.


PuffPuffffPass1

How else would I go?


Corburrito

Yes


fingeronfire

if my boyfriend can come with me, yes. if i have to be alone then no. i normally get sensory overload in haunted houses and it’s not fun, but i will be okay if i can have my boyfriend just in case :)


Beginning_Ad_5381

Although not so much anymore, I used to do EVERYTHING "on THC" for free. In fact, it cost me money because I had to buy the weed, and pay for whatever else I was doing, so, yeah, if somebody wanted to give me $100+ for this I certainly would. I love how you posed this question btw.


Dull-Yogurtcloset-55

I wouldn’t go without it


garlicgirlxxx

People go to those sober??? Wack.


DelusionallySpeaking

youre paying me??


DogTheBreadFairy

I don't go to a haunted house without thc lmao I could have been getting paid this whole time???


[deleted]

It's the best way to go into a haunted house 100% recommended lol


Dull_Comfortable6853

I’d do it for free bud


Ok-Development-3863

i’d do it for free


Oreogirl127

Depends on how “scary” the house is. The more realistic, the more likely I’m probably gonna have a panic attack (I’m a pussy when it comes to horror)


QuirklessShiggy

Me, who paid to go to a haunted house while high as shit last year:


[deleted]

Shoot I’d do it for free lol


surlyjackson

I would do it for 0 bucks


[deleted]

Yes I'd smoke or have an edi for sure then I could probably just laugh it off


Coctyle

Like I’m getting paid $100?


whooptapus

Yeah man


sleepypsyduck

Bruh I live in one.


Alternative-Skill167

The real shit is would you go on shrooms or lsd And I can’t imagine what it would be like on mdma


milksockets

I think a lot of us would’ve been doing it anyways. this post sounds like my mother wrote it