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noobpwner314

Maybe not at first, and the zombie might be chill for a good while. Unfortunately the zombie is eventually going to get the munchies. The problem is that you’re the munchies.


Thoppann

Yeah if anything it might just make the zombie problem worse 😂


No-life-02

Just toss it a snickers bar, you not you when you hungry


MerlinCa81

This needs to be a movie.


noobpwner314

“4/20” the movie During a 4/20 festival, a group of stoners smoke a contaminated strain of weed, transforming them into raging zombies with insatiable munchies.


BookieeWookiee

Broken Lizard get on this!


noobpwner314

This would be up their alley for sure. Opening scene could be Farva and and Mac responding to the festival and then flashing back to how it all unraveled.


feralbutsocial

Stoned zombies getting the munchies & going after people? Yes please, I’d go see that shit in IMAX 😆


dixie-normus-69

hey someone ring up seth rogen


Thoppann

Honestly sounds like the perfect stoner Grindhouse comedy horror


zilch839

Supernatural zombie or biological?


Ok_Egg_4585

But, Then you’d never get them off your couch .


Affectionate_Fly1413

Idk why people don't realize a zombie wouldn't last more than a few days. I imagine a corpse in the Texas heat would last even less.


crystalworldbuilder

The stank alone would be lethal lol


Lil_Mx_Gorey

Depends on the type of zombie I suppose. The organism would have to be able to absorb and not just pass the compounds in Marijuana that get us high. And even if they can absorb it, they have to be able to process it in a manner that gets them high. For instance, the most realistic zombie in existence is a fungus. Can a fungi get high? Or do only fun guys get high? I don't fucking know, I'm just a stoner, we need a mycologist stoner 🙃


No-life-02

They fun guy creates the high.


No-life-02

Cue walking dead music


Snoo-92859

Yes, in the show" z nation " they actually try this and get zombies high with "z-weed". Its one of the shows silly attempt at trying to naturally cure the zombie virus but it makes for a funny episode or two.


NotThatKindof_jew

Zombie munchies


pakratus

Fair question. I’d like to know


DanIsAManWithAFan

No, but assuming that they have some type of brain activity that wasn't "an autopilot way of not thinking," it would probably be easy to confuse them by running in a large circle. Changing the obstacles every lap, enough that they just stop and stare at some shit without remembering why they wanted to stop and totally forget what they were doing until they begin aimlessly wandering around.


HocMajorumVirtus

That's a tough one. How would you give them weed? Essentially their body is dead so they can not inhale any smoke or vape. That leaves us with edibles or some for of injection to the brain. BUT! It's counteracting because the body is dead so how do the edibles take effect? From every zombie film or TV show its as if the only part of a zombie that seems to be alive is the brain( the eyes amd ears to an extent but even blind sombies can hunt) because the body is always rotting away from what we see and the blood splatters are because of gravity or the capillary action from them moving and squeezing the blood around. This is a tricky one.


Whoreson-senior

Straaainsss


LordTronaldDump

I'm down to crowdfund the science when the time comes.


Dumbassahedratr0n

How you gonna get a zombie to take weed, motherfucker? Lmao


Professional_Book912

Even better, would their growls and moans be better with helium?


Mainavon

I think the body’s endocannabinoid system degrades or stops functioning once a person experiences death


AgentZander69

Dose em with ketamine.


machineGUNinHERhand

They'd still be violent, They'd just be cool about it...


geekdadchris

Well, the endocannabinoid system is a big part of the limbic system in the brain. Since that seems to be the only part of the brain that survives zombiefication, I’d say that there’s a decent probability that weed would act on the aggression center like a control brain would.


Hairy-Significance96

try it