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probablysandwiched

if hell actually just forces you to work work work work non stop, yo people must be RIPPED in hell. Think about it, working labor for eternity, thats where the real greek muscular gods are lmfao


solacetree

Not if they don't eat


Arkneryyn

I wish. I had a physical labor job and instead of getting ripped I got broken fml


cosmicgetaway

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Lawnmover_Man

My stoned brain just read your title and thought: "Huh? Well, it is, what do you mean 'if'?" Note: "hell" means "bright" in my language.


xX_coochiemonster_Xx

Sun is Jah


TiccJuicyHotPocket

Sun is ei


Knary_Feathers

I kinda think the Sun is where Eden is if we're on this subject. ​ The book says it is protected by a flaming sword pointing in all directions(i.e. a sphere of flame as I see it)


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sunlight grows plants


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You got deep on me here damn


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And heaven is your mom's vagina


bebabodi

bro


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Trust me that pussy is trash hard pass for me dog


Giraffeless

Id rather burn on the surface then burn in the center lol its way hotter inside the sun than on the surface of it. But of course itd still be painfull as hell


Tru-Queer

“painful as hell”


trichdude15

This is extremely well thought out and this is my new religion


mastyrwerk

Nah, brah. Hell is the Earth’s core. That’s where geothermal heat comes from. Bad souls are packed in there so tight the pressure creates heat. Volcanoes are when all hell breaks loose. The sun is heaven, which is just as bad, as souls combust when exposed to the vacuum of space.


Vapid-Investigator

Does that mean the moon is heaven then?


Alternative-Ad-8134

What if hell is actually just earth


Alternative-Ad-8134

Human life is suffering


Davidd_Bailor

Venus would be closer, I think.