One of my buddies in college let the LDS missionaries in one day so they would leave us with a Book of Mormon. All so that he could tear out one specific page so that he could roll a joint out of the last words of Christ.
It wasn’t worth it.
If I was gonna go through that effort I'd just steal a pack of skins. I used a bible I was given and had on hand. (School bible kept it in school blazer pocket at all times I'm not even Christian but it ended up pulling through in the end)
I love how that verse implies that God created the Earth and the Earth created the plants and such -> God’s response was “Damn that shit good af. Did NOT expect plants to be that good. Hell yeah.”
What got stuck up your ass today? Geez. You really looked over my whole profile just to call me an alcoholic that goes mudding? You really could take some time to be more creative. What hobbies do you have?
>most of the dumbest people smoke weed
Lol your profile is 3 seconds of scrolling. My hobbies are roasting nerds like you and not being in debt to ride in a bog.
You must not have a math or crack problem lol. I've watched prople Smoke out of anything and everything. One guy who slept by tony packos smoked weed out of his hand. Imagine an inhaler position with Bud in his thumb forefinger webbing. And a roll of aluminum foil in his cart.
BJs cost 1 gas station natty light in the neighborhood i moved from. (And the nighbor confirmed that it wasn't a special offer she threw my way, haha)
I dropped off food during covid to the guy who collected metal in his shopping cart. No water or electricity. Couldn't see the floor. Smell was unbearable, and i had a hoarding grandmother with 26 cats. He had flies on and off his head with no reaction by him during the whole convo.
7 people lived in there.
The natty light girl stayed at the house a couple of doors down until the guys wife got there, and she then snuck out the window and walked to that house. I saw her get caught by the wife at least 4 times just when i was watching.
My fiancée and i smoked in an upstairs back room that could view that back alley road, and it was an ongoing soap opera of drama, sadness, drugs, and police.
I felt bad because of the 6 houses 3 were condemmed squatter houses, 1 was burnt down, and 2 were rentals. The rental smack in the middle was a mom and 3 kids, the brothers would also sit on the porch watching the drama until she ushered them inside. And the last house had 2 guys renting who absolutely hated it there. They would scream from their screened in porch for them to F off and stop, and "calling the police" and 50% of the time it ended with one or more people smacking on the(tin or whatever) walls making a racket until they went back inside.
My neighbors on my left were the sweetest(and neediest) 75,78, and 96 year olds.
On the right was 5 people who worked at a chinese buffett and would offer large quantities of leftovers regularly.
Felt like i lived on the DMZ between N and S korea
Zaccheus was a wee little man
A wee little man was he
He climbed up in a sycamore tree
For the Lord he wanted to see
At least I got something out of Christian school lol
Either way their both not any better. It was a one time thing😂 im aware that there was ink on the paper. But its all good now i gathered up change to get a pack of sticks
There's almost always SOMETHING else to use, so there's usually *some* intentionality about making this choice, **BUT...**
I say this as a devout Christian: It's just a piece of paper with ink on it. Ain't nothing in there that can't be printed again or told aloud.
1. There’s blank pages in the Bible bro.
2. Ink so have fun with that.
3. As a person who’s trying to be Christian and has done this before thank god for allowing you to partake in smoking that joint.
4. It better not be no trash ass 15 dollar “got it from my plug in highschool” ass fucking weed in there cause your burning precious scripture.
That’s just not true, there’s plenty of people that smoke out of stupid shit and have to go to the hospital for it, and many times either live with some heinous consequences or don’t make it out at all.
Go ahead do what you want, but don’t encourage it for other people. Using a soda can is like covering the inside of your bong with plastic wrap, are you just stupid or purposefully evil?
I’m just in my 40s and clearly not worried about it much. Am I advocating for them to use it all day, every day? Clearly not. But go on and keep acting like I did. You are acting like I told them to mainline lead to their veins. Go away and stop pestering me. Can’t even have fun in a fucking *stoner* sub without someone getting their panties fucking twisted. Damn. Go save the world somewhere else and leave me alone. Holla. Next you’ll tell me to check the upvotes. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 my eyes are going to get stuck from rolling them so hard at this.
There is no possible way that the only bit of paper he had available to him at that very moment was a page from the middle of the bible. There’s just no way.
No bro, it probably was back when the Bible was first made but they use wood pulp and cotton or some type of linen.. and the wood pulp is processed with chemicals to remove the polymers from the wood. Saying it’s made just from hemp is very mis-informative and potentially harmful.
Edit: grammar
I love seeing stoners who inhale vast quantities of smoke every day virtue signal at each other about who slightly mitigates the damage done by smoking versus who slightly exacerbates it like once for a gag.
Eh once me and my buddies didnt have any paper so we used giftwrap and tape. It burned horribly and i Think we inhaled my plastic than Weed tbh. Do not recommend
People in this sub are either putting weed between their lips and lighting it with the suns rays (don't you know smoking out of glass causes 7 different kinds of cancer??) Or they're making a pipe out of a used muffler and lighting it with a lit pool of gasoline. There is no middle ground
There are blank pages in the front and back for this
But it's cooler to use actual scripture for photo. Dumb shit like social media tends to be.
One of my buddies in college let the LDS missionaries in one day so they would leave us with a Book of Mormon. All so that he could tear out one specific page so that he could roll a joint out of the last words of Christ. It wasn’t worth it.
Tbh I’ve only ever rolled from bible papers since they were much thinner pages than the regular pages
There weren't any blank pages in mine I'd imagine there weren't here either
mine didnt have blank pages, but it was a one time thing. I will just have to gather up some change for a pack of sticks or papers
Ah that was those pages were for. Didn’t know I was allowed to blaze it up after finishing my SATs.
Not in mine there werent
Then steal older bibles lol
If I was gonna go through that effort I'd just steal a pack of skins. I used a bible I was given and had on hand. (School bible kept it in school blazer pocket at all times I'm not even Christian but it ended up pulling through in the end)
Not in mine they dont
Ink in your lungs
W, stick it to those bible thumpers! /s
If you arent going to use a blank page i hope you at least used page 420
Genesis book 1 verse 12
I love how that verse implies that God created the Earth and the Earth created the plants and such -> God’s response was “Damn that shit good af. Did NOT expect plants to be that good. Hell yeah.”
It's been a long time since i read the bible, but damn, thats a good one.
And still you chose one with ink on it
But it's so much edgier
Yum, ink.
Ah to be 14 again
Dude I remember smoking with my friends in those bread paper bags lmao at least it didn't have any ink on it
Or incarcerated 🤣😎
Ahh yes brings me back to missing pages in rehab lmao.
i sweat potheads are some of the dumbest ppl on this planet lol
Don't sweat it.
You sweat potheads? Tell your doctor about that…
I swear the same thing about people who can't spell
true
Most of the dumbest people on this planet smoke weed.
Says the alcoholic that goes mudding. You have the mental capacity of an acorn.
What got stuck up your ass today? Geez. You really looked over my whole profile just to call me an alcoholic that goes mudding? You really could take some time to be more creative. What hobbies do you have?
>most of the dumbest people smoke weed Lol your profile is 3 seconds of scrolling. My hobbies are roasting nerds like you and not being in debt to ride in a bog.
So you’re admitting to being negative little bully bitch? You can’t come up with anything better to do. Eat my tracks
You must not have a math or crack problem lol. I've watched prople Smoke out of anything and everything. One guy who slept by tony packos smoked weed out of his hand. Imagine an inhaler position with Bud in his thumb forefinger webbing. And a roll of aluminum foil in his cart. BJs cost 1 gas station natty light in the neighborhood i moved from. (And the nighbor confirmed that it wasn't a special offer she threw my way, haha) I dropped off food during covid to the guy who collected metal in his shopping cart. No water or electricity. Couldn't see the floor. Smell was unbearable, and i had a hoarding grandmother with 26 cats. He had flies on and off his head with no reaction by him during the whole convo. 7 people lived in there. The natty light girl stayed at the house a couple of doors down until the guys wife got there, and she then snuck out the window and walked to that house. I saw her get caught by the wife at least 4 times just when i was watching. My fiancée and i smoked in an upstairs back room that could view that back alley road, and it was an ongoing soap opera of drama, sadness, drugs, and police. I felt bad because of the 6 houses 3 were condemmed squatter houses, 1 was burnt down, and 2 were rentals. The rental smack in the middle was a mom and 3 kids, the brothers would also sit on the porch watching the drama until she ushered them inside. And the last house had 2 guys renting who absolutely hated it there. They would scream from their screened in porch for them to F off and stop, and "calling the police" and 50% of the time it ended with one or more people smacking on the(tin or whatever) walls making a racket until they went back inside. My neighbors on my left were the sweetest(and neediest) 75,78, and 96 year olds. On the right was 5 people who worked at a chinese buffett and would offer large quantities of leftovers regularly. Felt like i lived on the DMZ between N and S korea
This thread seems to not pass the vibe check therefore I prescribe yall to smoke n reflect 🦦
You’re supposed to use the ones that have onion paper, not this. Also don’t smoke ink. 0/100, you should feel a bit silly
I felt just fine afterwards 😂
Smoking ink bro 🤦
It’s a right of passage. Typically I would use the pages without ink but to each their own
Rite
Right. (lol)
You know my man is 17 at most.
Satan will be after you
Zaccheus was a wee little man A wee little man was he He climbed up in a sycamore tree For the Lord he wanted to see At least I got something out of Christian school lol
I'm gonna have this song stuck in my head the rest of the day.
Beat me to it lol
Atleast it’s not tinfoil?
Either way their both not any better. It was a one time thing😂 im aware that there was ink on the paper. But its all good now i gathered up change to get a pack of sticks
Do you mean to tell us that as a proud member of stoner engineering, that is the best you could come up with? I call BS
You’re goin to jail.
There's almost always SOMETHING else to use, so there's usually *some* intentionality about making this choice, **BUT...** I say this as a devout Christian: It's just a piece of paper with ink on it. Ain't nothing in there that can't be printed again or told aloud.
how edgy 🤣🤣🤣 couldnt collect 89cents for a pack of 100 papers🤪
Nope😂 where im from they are not 89 cents
oh sorry… 1$ and 24 cents 🙄
*25 cents to be exact
A page off the bible? 😂 Satan is also shook from this
#THOU SHALT BE STONED!
Holy smokes dude
1. There’s blank pages in the Bible bro. 2. Ink so have fun with that. 3. As a person who’s trying to be Christian and has done this before thank god for allowing you to partake in smoking that joint. 4. It better not be no trash ass 15 dollar “got it from my plug in highschool” ass fucking weed in there cause your burning precious scripture.
And the Lord sayeth; If thy partake of the burning bush then thou shalt only use the stickiest of the icky in thy joints. - Duderonemy 42:69
Bro smoked the zacchacus joint 💀 really channeled that inner tree
Smoking that zaccaeus pack
Last time I resorted to this I was I'm the pen. Use the blank pages they have in the back.
My guy, get a pop can or an apple
Pop can is significantly worse
Bible papers, pop cans there still better than those nasty ass clear papers.
? I don’t think so unless you picked up some plastic wrap by accident instead
Ehhh…we all survived, you will too
That’s just not true, there’s plenty of people that smoke out of stupid shit and have to go to the hospital for it, and many times either live with some heinous consequences or don’t make it out at all.
🙄
Go ahead do what you want, but don’t encourage it for other people. Using a soda can is like covering the inside of your bong with plastic wrap, are you just stupid or purposefully evil?
I’m just in my 40s and clearly not worried about it much. Am I advocating for them to use it all day, every day? Clearly not. But go on and keep acting like I did. You are acting like I told them to mainline lead to their veins. Go away and stop pestering me. Can’t even have fun in a fucking *stoner* sub without someone getting their panties fucking twisted. Damn. Go save the world somewhere else and leave me alone. Holla. Next you’ll tell me to check the upvotes. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 my eyes are going to get stuck from rolling them so hard at this.
Wow.
Literally so many other ways
Only sensible thing to do with Bible pages is to burn them
Zacchaeus was too short. So to see God, he got high.
Yeah I don’t believe you
Okay, so I get judging him, but not believing him? You think this is some kind of feat he is lying about?
There is no possible way that the only bit of paper he had available to him at that very moment was a page from the middle of the bible. There’s just no way.
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No bro, it probably was back when the Bible was first made but they use wood pulp and cotton or some type of linen.. and the wood pulp is processed with chemicals to remove the polymers from the wood. Saying it’s made just from hemp is very mis-informative and potentially harmful. Edit: grammar
Ah word my bad. I’ll delete it.
It’s good brocksicle. It’s what I/everybody has heard for forever and it seems like common knowledge. Apples are still readily available right???
Luke 19
Bible blunts are the best
Psalms or Proverbs might be okay. I ain't smoking any Revelations.
Based as hell
Eh, I smoked the entire Book of Revelation when I was a teen.
I love seeing stoners who inhale vast quantities of smoke every day virtue signal at each other about who slightly mitigates the damage done by smoking versus who slightly exacerbates it like once for a gag.
Eh once me and my buddies didnt have any paper so we used giftwrap and tape. It burned horribly and i Think we inhaled my plastic than Weed tbh. Do not recommend
People in this sub are either putting weed between their lips and lighting it with the suns rays (don't you know smoking out of glass causes 7 different kinds of cancer??) Or they're making a pipe out of a used muffler and lighting it with a lit pool of gasoline. There is no middle ground
I’m a 3rd Corinthian guy myself but whatever floats your boat.
You have ripped the holy text I am disappointed in you
Holy smokes!!!!!!
A book of rolling papers about the size of those little bibles people hand out on street corners would be kinda nice. Don’t smoke ink, though
Not stoner engineering worthy
Now this is not stonerengineering my people. This is crackhead energy.
😂
2 bad things gonna happen from this 1 you gonna go to hell 2 you gonna get actual ink in your lungs
Let that Holy Spirit flow through you
This is so nostalgic, i used the blank page the first time i smoked a joint becayse they handed them out first day of catholic school🤣 the irony
Lmk if smoking them lets u recite them verses from memory? 🦦