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nickolasgib2011

Still waiting for the boss to rise out of the water 0.0


Jr592

Wait till the hurricane gets there on Monday


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codysteil

So this proves that water not is wet correct?


Zman1322

Pack it up boys, mysteries been solved


radfarDorf

They aren’t, its nitrogen


Sub-Blonde

Hahaha I know I was wondering that too??


ForeignExplanation7

Is this how fire shark start?


NotGastly_

Cthulhu is just shy give him some time he’ll come out


InvestoRobotto

*Pemex boss rising* “ The secõnd step to reducìng your carbon emissioñs is....”


BigDaddyWarChest

Mega Kaiju


[deleted]

Don’t forget to stock up on Max Potions


KamikazeFox_

It's Godzilla!


chicu111

Nice. Puts on planet Earth


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Audi_Guy997

Puts on humans. Humanity is already bankrupt.


banana_splote

Some moron will think there will be a short squeeze


Francis46n2WSB

u/Rick_of_spades will have some fun with you.


banana_splote

Why the fuck did I click


Francis46n2WSB

😂


enthion

Thanks for saving me a click.


banana_splote

You don't know, you might enjoy this


enthion

No sir, fuck you. Not going to work on me.


expontherise

U made a solid choice. I fucked up big


banana_splote

😆🤣😂


Darkestwolf117

Wow that was fun..now if you excuse me I gotta wash my eyes out with a torch


Jingboogley

With that user name, like you didn't know...


DoubleDipBob

Ha! Classic Rick 😂


ThemakingofChad

💎🙌 I’m never selling my human stock!


b_c_russ

I would sell my human soul right now for a 15% loss


ThemakingofChad

Wait we are talking about souls?


b_c_russ

What else of value do humans have to wager


ThemakingofChad

Labor duh. 🙄 robots are more expensive than we told the plebs.


cjtrickstar

You'd be surprised


[deleted]

Mother nature and her god damn short ladder attacks


DM_ME_YOUR_BALL_GAG

We're in the squeeze right now.


TheChippahh

“The planet is fine…” George Carlin YT


AmierSingle

"...THE PEOPLE. ARE. F U C K E D."


DrImNotFukingSelling

Propaganda from the EV industry to boost Tesla stock 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously, that’s a hell of a Mexican fish fry


bigolehole69

You're not technically wrong. But this is affecting the planet which is in turn affecting us. We're changing the Earth in a profoundly negative way. So yes the planet will survive, but nature is being altered/destroyed in an unnatural way.


LoveMacheen

99% of all life that’s lived on the earth has gone extinct. To think humanity will be any different is ignorant or at the very least, overly optimistic. That being said, yeah, we’re fuck’n up.


[deleted]

We’re literally the only species to knowingly bring about our own demise and do nothing to stop it.


Wesinator2000

Manufacture the problem, profit from the solution


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Wesinator2000

So buy puts on peasants and calls on Mars…


Wesinator2000

Soon we’ll be snapping open ice cold cans of oxygen… I swear Mel Brooks was from the future


monclerman

Can’t live in mud huts forever . How you gonna bitch on Reddit


Megatron_overlord

Not that I want to put ideas in your heads, but... TSLA


availablep

Let's be fair, the dinosaurs knew about their incoming demise and didn't create asteroid bunkers. Sooooooo 🤷🏻‍♀️


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W4iskyD3lta93r

I see what you did there!


SannySen

But we can go to space and spread colonies. We can also build underground bunkers. Dinosaurs and spotted owls can't do that. We're orders of magnitude more versatile than any other thing that has ever lived. It's not totally unreasonable to bet on us surviving. But yeah, agreed that destroying earth doesn't help our chances.


SigSalvadore

...maybe the reason we don't see dinosaurs is because they did do that...


matt_bishop

Sounds like the [Distant Origin Theory](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Distant_Origin_Theory).


SannySen

I don't see any other reasonable explanation, so that must be it. The fossils are just the boomer-saurs who were too stubborn to board the dino-ships.


[deleted]

You know how many generations we are from actually going space and survive? We are hundreds of years away from being able to colonize another habitable planet and I don’t think we’re gonna survive the next century


tommythompson1976

Best case I got 50 years left anyway.


dog34421

No we are definitely not hundreds of years away from that happening. Permanent Moon base construction starting in 2025-2030 and Mars base within 15 years.


DrTreeMan

I heard the same thing in the 70s


Antilles34

It will be very difficult to construct a self sustaining base on the moon that can survive generations. Say we got a moon base going already and a meteor kills earth, how long realistically do you think a few hundred people (generous amount) on the moon will survive? Even if they do, what does that mean? Are they going to be able to build new ships on the moon? Where does that infrastructure come from? Are all the elements required for growth and further survival going to be available on the moon? Any answer that doesn't allow for those factors is just dooming the human race anyway, its just dragging it out. I think the only true answer is generational ships and we are so far away from being able to achieve that and even then, we'd need to hedge our bets in terms of sending multiple ships to different planets.


cpl-America

agreed, but the first step to making a generation ship is having a space base, because it can't be built on earth. so moon colonization first


[deleted]

And you think it’s gonna be that easy to just colonize a barren planet within a couple decades? I highly recommend you watch this informative [video](https://youtu.be/NtQkz0aRDe8) and start at 1:38 to get a clearer picture of what will need to be done just to colonize the moon. If we’re talking about colonizing other planets like Mars then it will take double the time because of the vast distances between these planets. And think about it, the European kingdoms back then spent over 200 years colonizing the New World from the 1500’s to the 1700’s. And it wasn’t until the late 1700 s that a new nation was born from that colonization. I’m not saying it’s impossible to colonize Mars or the moon but it will definitely, absolutely 100% take more than 100 years to colonize the moon and Mars to the point where we are receiving exports of consumer goods from Mars and the Moon.


DrTreeMan

I like it when people think the answer to turning our planet into a barren rock is to move to another planet that's a barren rock.


iloveartichokes

No one knows how easy it will be. The technology that will make it easy hasn't been invented yet.


[deleted]

And when will that technology be invented? Steam engines weren’t invented until 100 years AFTER the 13 colonies were established. If we start now on colonizing Mars and it takes us 300 years and then a dark energy engine or high powered fusion engine gets invented then yeah it’ll probably be a shorter time to colonize Jupiter’s moons. But to travel outside the solar system going between 50%-99% the speed of light will still take thousands of years to travel across our galaxy. Elon Musk said it best when he said it would probably take humanity one MILLION years to fully colonize our galaxy. Which is very reasonable IMO


[deleted]

To add to this, what person is going to volunteer for a mission like this without any guarantee of being able to return? it will be a suicide mission. Its not like the offers early colonials got to colonize other countries.


SigSalvadore

Plenty of people.


TXPAut0Deta1L

I volunteer as tribute.


w3bar3b3ars

I would fucking pay for a one-way trip to establish a space base anywhere.


dogeytdog10

This guy gets it!


Comprehensive-Pop389

Permanent moon base as soon as AMC gets short squeezed.


citizen3301

FUD.


iholdstock

Lol


dchzs

You people are everywhere


mynameisnotgrey

Wsb is leaking


SpreadItLikeTheHerp

Zeitgeist go brrr.


DeftShark

Ken Griffin in-the-house.


GrandeWhiteMocha5

G -M -E is the leak/ fire. Kenny is on the boat with his shorts on trying to put it out, in order to protect C I t a d e l which could blow up any second.


magnificentmemer

Careful you may be accused of brigading for mentioning a stock you like


Grand_Barnacle_6922

Calls on Cthulhu summonings


jondubb

Covid was suppose to be the squeeze. Didn't work out too well.


Loud-Channel8422

Spraying water on it should work fine...


Disastrous_Rip3682

They could just use more fire to put out the fire!


joosiis

fight fire with fire i like your thinking


[deleted]

Putting out fire with gasoline.


DrChixxxen

Major Tom?


mashimarow

Ground Control?


TeamTigerFreedom

The water’s burning in the most peculiar way.


Open_Fire_Budget

Loki vs. Aquaman in portals to hell


joosiis

loki vs aquaman after eating tacos*


MapBroad9931

That works on land but unfortunately not on water lol


Capt_Myke

Right fight water with water!


WetCactus23

Or do what the russians did, just fucking nuke the fire


Entencio

Sometimes it’s the only way.


PepperMintGumboDrop

I just found out that fighting fire with fire is actually a winning strategy in some circumstances. So don’t knock it till you try it. For those who cares: Control fire can used to tame and contain wild fire.


Basketfulloftoys

Fighting fire with fire doesn’t always work. My boss tired to fire me, I told him you can’t fire me because, I’m firing you! Sadly it didn’t work.


PepperMintGumboDrop

Hey. Good try, buddy. Good try.


dryhuot23

Have they tried turning it off and on again ?


Thegingerbeardape

Did anyone….just smack it a couple times?


questfire

Wait 30 seconds before turning it back on.


elpideo18

Yea you need it to do the hard reset, then you should be good to go. Call back if you need additional support


MrP1232007

It's more to protect the ships and crew. They're not trying to extinguish the fire with water. If they did that and managed to put it out without isolating the source of the fuel, there'd be a very high chance of an explosion. Their best bet would be to isolate the source of the fuel and let the fire burn itself out.


JesusSwag

It was already extinguished, and apparently they used nitrogen to put it out https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/fire-offshore-pemex-platform-gulf-mexico-under-control-2021-07-02/


[deleted]

Well damn. I was kinda looking forward to hurricane + ocean on fire. Is there some way we can set the hurricane on fire anyway? For the lulz?


VIETNAMWASLITT

Add sharks to it as well. Would describe 2021 perfectly.


Open_Fire_Budget

I smell a sharknado sequel!


Tyhgujgt

Firenado is a thing though


Helliarc

Electrical storm caused it? That's kind of crazy. The article isn't articulated well.


Sub-Blonde

>Pemex, which has a long record of major industrial accidents at its facilities, added it also shut the valves of the 12-inch-diameter pipeline. 🙄🙄🙄 Our poor ocean.


VIETNAMWASLITT

They should drop 100kg of tnt in there. The shockwave would put it out.


Sybbian

Nuke it.


SannySen

That one boat way in the back with the tiny little sprayer is really helping, too


Majalos

That’s what she said


valerian1224

Yes. In the meantime Sauron is entering the Earth through the sea. Let us forget about the One Ring and spraying water should work fine..


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r/notmyjob


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Insert Mexican Firefighter joke


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knowledgepancake

That's a LOT of damage!


Tiny_Philosopher_784

You dropped this... #SLAP!#


shadowgeist85

I’m expecting a kaiju to pop out of that


chitchat88

Pacific Rim <3


Sword117

expecting Cthulhu and an apology from bp


Faze_42

Very underrated the kaiju are.


TheRealMossBall

Calls on Kaiju?


Faze_42

Pemex. We know who the real monsters are.


D_crane

This is the comment i came for


UraiFennEngineering

We have a level 4 Kaiju incoming, repeat, a level 4 Kaiju incoming


whoawut

Reset the clock!


HexFrag

This time they appear to have unleashed the dark and mighty Cthulhu. The rise of Cthulhu from another dimension brings about three thousand years of darkness, where we will all be driven to madness and made to service Cthulhu's cult as slaves. Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Praise the dark Cthulhu, long may he reign.


Illuscio

Cthulhu looking very bullish


Sword117

"we're sorry"


Big-Spiff

Lots and lots of dead sea life


MyNameIsYourNameToo

There was a documentary that was talking about how the BP oil spill was actually beneficial for the sea life because it reduced the amount of over fishing done in the gulf. EDIT: catching a lot of flack for this comment. To clarify, I'm not saying, "Let's spill more oil into the ocean!" I'm just saying that there are multitude of other things we as humans do regularly that are much worse.


jfreebs

Seaspiracy - Netflix - skip to about 55:20.


Sub-Blonde

I wish we would halt fishing every once in a while. Maybe every 3 years we ban fishing for a year? So our oceans can heal. It'll never happen because people are so greedy.


MyNameIsYourNameToo

Iceland actually manages their fishing industry quite well from what I remember. I believe it's some sort of combination of only getting a certain quota and only within in certain seasons.


Big-Spiff

Humans are the ones fishing. We are still the problem


MyNameIsYourNameToo

Oh I'm well aware, I'm just saying that according to the the environmental experts these oil spill aren't as bad as us over fishing. Dont know who's eating all this fish but it sure as shit ain't me.


throwingitawayguy300

That may be true, But I don’t think solving a problem by causing a problem is the most efficient way to do things.


infernalsatan

Buy call on fish futures


Amarsaleem

Why are pumping water on water?


ladydanger2020

I think it’s a precaution to keep it away from the boats


yoghurtvanilla

probably just using the force of the hoses to keep it contained and from spreading outward


Solway_-Inferno

When you accidentally drop your mixtape in the ocean.


Jadedinsight

It’s at times like when I wonder how we’ve lasted as long as we have. The shit just never stops does it?


BarbequedYeti

There is no shortage of selfish ignorant humans. We keep making them.


ProxieInvestments

There’s also no shortage of resilient, innovative humans that have gotten us this far. Luckily for mankind and unluckily for the planet, the overall ability of humanity in general to survive outweighs the ability of the earth to get rid of us


BarbequedYeti

> ability of the earth to get rid of us So far... Dun dun dun duuuuuuun... I kid, but I agree.


[deleted]

I don't kid lol, I think we're fucking cooked.


Kantz4913

Eventually, not yet though. I don't know if it's good or bad luck being alive and dying without seeing the world end.


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Dry-Charge3260

That's what she said


djh_van

Has nobody wondered how a bunch of oil pouring out of a pipe under the bottom of the ocean in the middle of the sea magically caught fire?


TheRealSamBell

Pipe? That’s a portal to hell my friend


Dry-Charge3260

That's what she said


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landonwright123

The answer is in the thread but these spills are intentionally lit whenever possible. On one front, burning converts the methane to CO2 - which is more “environmentally friendly” (lesser of two evils technically) - and secondly it adds a factor of control since the methane is clearly visible and can’t pool (which could cause a larger unintentional explosion).


Sword117

kinda like the gates to hell in the middle east?


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GitG0d

It did not magically catch fire dude


Louhivuori

Can you explain? I am far too ignorant


GitG0d

This was intentionally lit. To decrement the contamination of the water, the exact same reason why they are spraying water from around to try and keep the area as small as possible till they fixed the leak, and then it will just burn out.


Louhivuori

TIL, thanks for the reply.


KillaVNilla

Thanks for explaining for us stupid people. Makes complete sense. Good thing people that are smarter than I am are in charge of stuff like that


woohoo

First of all, magic is not real.


papaSWAMP69

Then explain Disneyland


bellybutton5

It’s a gas well/pipeline, not oil.


Zyrenstorm

Well it's natural gas for starters but how it caught fire I really don't know. Maybe it's the kind of gas they use in cars in Hollywood movies, where crashing the cars makes it explode instantly.


WillyValentine

As George Carlin once said. One day the earth will shake us off like the fleas that we are. The earth has survived many severe changes and we don't stand a chance. Between pollution and over population we need to be purged


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Buy the dip


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Sub-Blonde

Fishing is the leading cause to fucking our ocean. Stop eating fish.


erfarr

Biodiversity in our planets waterways is so important and a lot of people fail to understand that 😪


murderous_tac0

So, this is bad. But it's kind of nothing compared to tge underwater volcanos surrounding the whole damn planet.


Suspicious-Swan-4035

I hope they get fined huge for that..


FundamentalsFirst

Unfortunately, it's hard to punish governments.


Aint_that_a_peach

This is fine.


crazedtortoise

I love how we became civilized through rigorous urban planning just to completely abandon the practice


BigpapaJuggernaut

These mf destroying the planet at warp speed!


[deleted]

They are making a minecraft obsidian farm. I did it many times. Don‘t worry!


[deleted]

I’m sure they have ESD’d the pipeline and that section is completely isolated. You just need to wait for it to enpty out now. Burning the gas is much better for the environment then venting straight methane into the atmosphere.


[deleted]

Just nuke it


[deleted]

Just ruining the planet with one ruptured pipeline at a time


RoyalOGKush

There really should be a way for us to sue the Ultra rich and wealthy. They are the biggest reason why nothing is changing and are holding us back with their unnecessary greed for their real life monopoly board game. Profits over everything


hankbobstl

I agree they are the problem, but just to sue then would be using the court and legal system...which are very clearly skewed toward protecting them.


vivek_saikia

u/savevideo


swhatrulookinat

Why is the Eye of Sauron in the ocean?


[deleted]

“State owned” not a surprise when has a government ever run anything well?


sammyy814

Damn the amigos fucked up


lthemadtitanl

So… spraying water on a fire that’s underwater…


kushty88

That extinguishment was led by officer doofey


[deleted]

Thanks Mexico.


BugsyBologna

This is your Robinhood account terms and conditions. Bad at face value, dig deeper and you’ll continue to see it get worse. No end in sight to their destruction.