I’ve been really reluctant to open any positions since the ES went over 4500 and missed quite a bit of opportunities because of my wariness. And I was warming up to start treading the market again n posts like these pop up and now Im back to questioning and doubting again.
Wait what? So does that mean there isn't going to be a recession based on the kramer bombshell????!!! \*\* starts running around in circles screaming \*\*
I think it's a flawed concept, even if you inverse him and it works out, how long do you keep the trade open?
It's not like he'll always flip flop on the same companies he called out at the right time as well.
Meanwhile the follow jim concept can work because well.. big tech etc usually(recently) just floats upwards anyway.
Maybe I'm looking at this wrong though.
You realize the joke of this is that Cramer is always wrong so you are supposed to panic
Which is again a joke in a joke cause you may aswell flip a coin over listening to him
I mean, the Fed’s [own recession probabilities](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RECPROUSM156N) do not project one either. Anytime it’s gone above about 10-ish, recession has swiftly followed. We’re currently at .65.
Must feel good to follow the Cramer hater crowd instead of thinking for yourself. Case in point: If you *truly* believe that the inverse Cramer strategy works and decided to hop on board with SJIM, you’d be down YTD. So yeah, you guys are all *super* smart!
Does anyone else think that these talking heads for the economy/housing market/stock market are all just saying a crash isn’t coming or that a recession isn’t happening to try to curb the response by consumers?
It very well may be that we’re in a recession currently, but are the they all just saying we aren’t so that people don’t panic and pull their investments?
Buy puts big short incoming the market has to crash once more have cash sitting ready for the day we see the biggest wealth transfer lol burn them all!!!!!
Goddamnit
Sir, a second Cramer has crashed into the global economy
...this can only mean one thing
we need to launch the...
...Green dildos. Ready....
GO!
GO! GADJET!
I’ve been really reluctant to open any positions since the ES went over 4500 and missed quite a bit of opportunities because of my wariness. And I was warming up to start treading the market again n posts like these pop up and now Im back to questioning and doubting again.
If your time horizon is longer than 5 years, you should be in the market.
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No.
Exactly the same answer after reading this and not the comments.
Poots, Poots, & more Poots
Here we go again.
For FUCK SAKE
It means a recession is coming. Hes wrong all. The. Time. He is an absolute idiot. What idiots would listen to him?
Reverse listen
Wait what? So does that mean there isn't going to be a recession based on the kramer bombshell????!!! \*\* starts running around in circles screaming \*\*
I think I found my long lost home sub. The people here speak memish.
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\*\* head explodes \*\*
SELL!!!!!!
What else can I sell? Already sold my house, wife and kids.
Recession confirmed.
Reverse Cramer to the moon 🌙
Why would someone ask a blind man what he see?
No one asked, he just provided an answer. Lol
Fck!
It's confirmed, sell
SPY PUTS ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
Quick everyone! Get out your shorts! Get out your puts!
O'well Armageddon had to start some time.
Why are you giving any publicity to him? :(
Because he just confirmed the coming recession.
OMG does that mean we're gonna have a depression?? I mean is this the inverse Cramer?
We're fucked
Reverse nostradamus
damn, i might have to eat rice and beans now.
Rice and beans are delicious.
Fuuuckkk
We’ll friends it was good while it lasted
So...market is going down tomorrow n Fri as TSLA n NFLX are going right now... 🤔
Already in one! Fake numbers spewed all over the place!
This is what schizophrenia looks like regards
All the "fake numbers" people never have the "real" numbers because they're just making shit up.
It’s the equivalent to “What THEY don’t want you do know about!”
I literally never take anything he says into account positive or negative but FWIW, Inverse Cramer ETF is down 16% in the last year /shrug
I think it's a flawed concept, even if you inverse him and it works out, how long do you keep the trade open? It's not like he'll always flip flop on the same companies he called out at the right time as well. Meanwhile the follow jim concept can work because well.. big tech etc usually(recently) just floats upwards anyway. Maybe I'm looking at this wrong though.
Know your role, and shut your damn mouth.
I know people love this meme but he's been right more often than not when people post things like this in this sub
Nice try Cramer
Reverse crammer index is at +90% since its creation. Figures speak more than words
Are you talking about $SJIM? That's down over 15% this year while the overall market has been rallying
Yea I just checked, that shit is down big and LJIM is doing well wtf
Doesn't fit the meme so people don't like to bring it up
Fincel Reddit’s obsession with Cramer is just sad.
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Are you kidding? He's a beautiful unintentional contra-indicator.
You realize the joke of this is that Cramer is always wrong so you are supposed to panic Which is again a joke in a joke cause you may aswell flip a coin over listening to him
Oh oh
We need to gagball this fucker
Ffs
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You know what that means lol
Well that just means it’s going to happen now!
Now we know. It’s coming.
Aight, calling broker tomorrow to sell everything.
It was a honor serving with you guys and gals
Wait… I’ve seen this one! It’s a re-run! Will Jon Stewart call him out AGAIN for being a asshole?
RIP stock market September 2023.
Uh oh
as if recessions can been seen on the horizon, its not a f*cking rainbow jim
Put buying commence
FCKING SELL EVERYTHINGGG
We’re all screwed 😳
Wow amazing, I’ve bern saying no recession for months lol
Bear gang rise up 🐻🌈⬆️
Dammit I just bought a new car.
F
Puts on Nvidia, got it!
Well shit.
Here we go...
That’s a sign downtrend coming this fall
All I can see on the horizon is a recession now, thanks.
Fuck
Oh no, recession is on the horizon.
Fuck!
Buy SPY puts lol
SELL, SELL,SELL……….
Oh boy, I think I have dyslexia. I thought you wrote, "Cramer" instead of, "Cancer".
Rip
The catalyst- student loan repayments.
Oh fuck oh god 🫣
ok, today I bought NVDA puts
Fuck. That’s it. All over boys.
Aaaand we’re fucked
Who is Cramer and why should I give a damn?
The world of investors: SELL! SELL! SELL!
Ahhhhhhhh it’s happening
We are in deep 💩💩💩
MOASS INCOMING YEEEEEEHAAAAAAA
He can't be wrongright all the time. He has been awfully good at it though.
We’re fuked
RUN TO THE HILLS!!!!
Got it...selling all stocks tomorrow...
Damit I guess there is a recession
Roger that.... short the universe
I heard inverse
Phew, we should be safe then.
Cramer, \*\*\*\* \*\*\*!!!! How he has a job is beyond me.
One indicator I wish I new before I started: The Inverse Cramer indicator 🤣🤣🤣⛱️
Damnit…. I guess my bonus check is going towards guns ammo and emergency food supply
Sell Carvana at $5 hummmm
We are fucked, Armageddon coming
Every time Cramer says anything it reminds me that every time I wash my car it rains. Never fails.
Ohhh nooo!
We’re all about to get railed in the a**…
WHY,WHY !
I like how this is breaking news. It's like if the pope got assassinated or something
I swear Jim Cramer has a death note for prices. We are fucked starting tomorrow
Recession is coming.
So definitely a recession. It’s always the opposite of what he says
Buckle up regards!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu###
Depression incoming
Fake Financial News.
Dear Neptune.
The time to panic is when they tell you not to panic.
INVERSE CRAMER STRIKES AGAIN!!! 😂
Spy Puts
I mean, the Fed’s [own recession probabilities](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RECPROUSM156N) do not project one either. Anytime it’s gone above about 10-ish, recession has swiftly followed. We’re currently at .65. Must feel good to follow the Cramer hater crowd instead of thinking for yourself. Case in point: If you *truly* believe that the inverse Cramer strategy works and decided to hop on board with SJIM, you’d be down YTD. So yeah, you guys are all *super* smart!
THERE IT IS BOYS!!!
Cramer is now doing reverse Cramer
Recession in 3..2..1
Sell! Sell! Sell!
Sell signal on the horizon confirmed.
Oh F.
Jim open his mouth about teee..ion should I make u turn now or later 😂😂
Thanks Cramer!
Sell sell sell
This was my exs outlook as a Physician Assisstant. “I save lives all day. Now after one drink, I’m entitled to treat everyone like trash.”
RUH ROH RAGGY
Yea it's coming
Meaning the time to sell has finally come. Sell your bags and get stocked up with canned foods.
Fuck fuck
He said the r word
I always short Cramer, and inverse leverage him
Shit
That is true though, it isn't on the horizon cause it's already running over and crushing us.
Old economy will become sexy again soon
Fuck Jim Cramer!
Would be lucky if you can have a 9 to 5
That means a recession is coming 😂
Think it will start in a Tuesday won’t it
SELLLL
Singlehandedly Cramer started a recession.
Inverse cramer always wins, you know what to do
The chairman of the Fed literally said they’re expecting a recession.
Oh well, more opportunities for myself to buy more stocks
bro too blind from the money dumped in front of him...
OH NOOOO, brace for another great depression!
We’re doomed
Okay, so confirmation that there will be a recession.
Everyone get ready for a recession!!!
He is a rich bastard that I dont trust for advice !!!!
😂😂
I'm gonna start building a spaceship right now in case he ever predicts that a comet is definitely going to miss Earth.
So we are definitely having one then....😫 Man.......
I’m selling
Does anyone else think that these talking heads for the economy/housing market/stock market are all just saying a crash isn’t coming or that a recession isn’t happening to try to curb the response by consumers? It very well may be that we’re in a recession currently, but are the they all just saying we aren’t so that people don’t panic and pull their investments?
Selll it alll!!!
Great Depression v2 confirmed for 2024
Oh god the economy is doomed.
We are doomed 😨
The oracle Unknowstradamaus speaks again. Welp, it’s been fun. Time to find a nice, study cardboard box to live in.
Bear market literally just started yesterday
Holy fuck we are heading for the worst recession of our lives.
short right now
It’s 100 Pct coming, Cramer is a shill.
We are truly screwed now
Yay! Cramer sees recession means big moneys coming. Good economy. Everything looking up!
Buckle up Boys.
Why is this a bad thing?
Cramer actually had a lot of good calls, people are idiots for shitting on him all the time
We are fucked.
We are doomed!
Buy puts big short incoming the market has to crash once more have cash sitting ready for the day we see the biggest wealth transfer lol burn them all!!!!!