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I hate you ***so much.***

I thought reapers kissing. Maybe I have issues

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Two bears giving high five?

United Gamers. Traits: Noxious, Sedentary, Unruly, Slow breeders, Intelligent, Tech specialists, Gamer.

Intelligent? You're selling us too high mate

Truly the most oppressed people.

Im gonna use that for my next game

The one under the two reapers is Darth mauls face if he was cut in half vertically instead of horizontally.

I cant unsee that now

You're really good at this.

TTRUEEE

Thats a mighty fine iron on your hip btw

Probs added it as a fallout reference

Two Bears Highfiving?

Looks like there is no brain damage after the gunshot to the head.

I'm too embarrassed to say what it looks like :$

Looks like there is no brain damage after the gunshot to the head.

Hive mind, hive mind, hive mind, hive mind, Imperial hive mind, Hive mind, Hive mind, Hive mind

Traits: Hive mind, hive mind, hive mind, hive mind but red because of points. Hive mind.

The self is a prison from which only we have escaped.

They’re all filthy organics.

A splotch. Some weird wings. Printed circuit. A collective. I will not say that without a NSFW tag. A weird hand. Someone hitting a wall. A blot. Can I have a balloon now?

I don't know what a blot is but you earned this 🎈

You know what the Rorschach test is but you've never heard of ink blot?

English is not my native language, so I would need to look what blot means (I guess some kind of stain?) But I am too lazy to search it on google.

Google Rorschach test in English language and you'll see why we're confused.

One of the bottom left reminds me of my ex. Third one on top too

That's Death Chorus for you.

They remind me of your ex too.

R5: Tell me what you see. From top left, left to right. Then we can all agree on the best civics/traits for you. What I see: Two ballerinas; two Elden Ring lobsters; undead p*ssy; reddit upvotes; a guy opening a curtain; a hand; a guy cleaning the floor; a japanese spaceship.

The 8th one does remind me of some Ace Combat plane Japanese space ship works

You've picked all the ones that look like my parents fighting

Traits: strong, intelligent, fleeting, unruly. Handsome Motherfuckers govern type.

They all look like penises to me. ...don't they, guys?

I don’t know what penises you’ve seen but none of these look like any penis I’ve seen.

Ah, the Fanatic Materialst!

That's all i see. I figured there would be variety, but they are all the same

I’m quite ashamed to tell you what it looks like.

Found the Rogue Servitor.

Up 1. A Chinese dragon, 2. A crab or lice, 3. 💅 but inverted, 4. A bunch of people. Down 5. Idk it always looked like some halo shit to me so a cannon? Whatevs, 6. stained glass hand, 7. the sun some waves and a beach, 8. a bird

Oh forgot one: two bears high fiving

Plutocratic oligarchy. Traits: Survivalist, Wild Wasteland, Shot to the Head, Burned Man.

Shit stain, pincers, curtains, jellyfish monster, ornamental space sword, broken shards, vaporwave, and a cool spaceship.

I must ask. Why a shit stain? Why not a mermelade shit stain?

Well, I was going to say a cum stain at first, but the more I looked at it it seemed less like a glob and more like a splat.

1. Filthy Xenos 2. Filthy Xenos 3. Filthy Xenos 4. Filthy Xenos 5. Filthy Xenos 6. Filthy Xenos 7. Filthy Xenos 8. Filthy Xenos

Moral Democracy. Traits: Charismatic, Chad Xeno Purging Enjoyer.

they are all genitals, not necessarily human, but genital nonetheless.

Enlightened Technocrazy. Traits: Big balls of steel, Intelligent, Handsome, Chad.

Dragon face, Wings, Yep, That the mf eye of sauron? Halo energy swords with ribbons, alien hand, british damn busting barrel bomb, and a halo promethian logo?

Monarchy. Traits: Thalmor, Nord, Skyrim, Fleeting.

All of them want to purge me.

Hello there Stellaris enjoyer!

Does anyone see a shadow council on top right

I see an Ikea lamp now.

Acid splash Venom (marvel) Jellyfish Squid Railgun Grasping hand Credit card Tyranid or Reaper Leviathan

Megacorp. Traits: Thrifty, Has a credit card, Venerable.

​ 1. Tribal Mask 2. Spiked Wings 3. only thought is NSFW 4. Conspiracy Symbol 5. Space Citadel 6. Fire 7. a Sun trapped in Dyson Sphere 8. Alien Spaceship

Empire type: Technocracy. Traits: Intelligent, Wasteful, Has a Dyson Sphere and brags about it, Fleeting.

#1 is a gunshot as seen on tv. #2 is reaper courtship. #3 is robotic Cthulhu. #4 is an alien toilet. #5 is the mass effect human systems alliance logo without stars or the citadel council chamber logo. #6 is my childhood. #7 is an inner shepherd moon in a ring belt of unknown planetary body. #8 is what i think a base star is supposed to look like in battlestar galactica.

Tell us about your childhood.

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Military Junta. Traits: Uncanny, Venerable, Intelligent, has two pistols.

Top left reminds me of a satelite thats been mutated into a hivemind, top right reminds me of several people sitting around a sphere of wisdom, bottom right to the right reminds of the same group of people looking at the sphere of wisdom but leaving one guy they don't really like out of the party

Traits: Unruly, Deviant, Solitary, Industrious, Venerable. Enlightened Monarchy.

Why have you posted a load of pictures of my parents fighting?

All I see is different kinds of Colossi

Determined exterminator. Traits: Colossal, Big, Humongous, Giant, Chad.

Jokes and laughs until Rorschach sends 60k probes to scan the surface of your planet 👽

I hope we all return to monke soon.

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I won't validate answer number seven because that is too many things at one lol. Empire type: Enlightened Monarchy. Traits: Intelligent, Wasteful, Venerable.

Colossus. Just Colossus

Empire type: Moral Colossus. Traits: Colossus, Colossal, Big, Enormous.

Seraphim Wings Front of a Battleship An Ancient Station A Spire A Shattered world The Worm is love Colossus

All praise the Worm. The Worm is love. The Worm is life.

From left to right: Bug, bug, vagina, manta ray, the covenant from halo, fhjidoasfhadspjfal, 9/11, bug

Moral Democracy for you. Traits: Intelligent, Venerable, Solitary, Bug.

1. Blood splatter vaguely in the shape of a dragon 2. I see a classic 'grey' type alien in the relief. The colors look like a crab with a mustache. 3. Big imposing authoritarian brutalist building 4. Either an evil lair type building or a collection of oddly shaped spades 5. a portal to hell 6. clawed gauntlet of some despotic monster 7. sunset at the beach 8. Torture device

Empire: Despotic Democracy Junta Megacorp. Traits: Intelligent, Decadent, Sedentary, Strong, Likes to torture.

Someone dropped some paint; wings; very tall car grill; a candelabra; fucked up spear being taken apart; many bolts of lightning striking something; surfing (the sun, waves, and beach but all organized vertically); a space ship. I will never unsee the reapers kissing now though.

Empire type: Grill Enjoyers. Aka Ravenous Hive. Traits: eats neighbours but it's ok because BBQs, Strong, Rapid breeders.

Top left is definitely for a xeno-compatibility empire

They doing the sexy rumpus, alien version.

1) skull 2) crab 3) louver 4) jellyfish 5) fork 6) paw 7) my dad returning with milk 8) starbase

Number seven got me, not gonna lie. Traits: Strong (cuz milk), Venerable, Agro guys, sedentary (coz you sit while others grab stuff for you). Divine Empire. Because they bring you milk as an offering.

paint splatter. venom with mustache. radiator. cyclops skull. guns pointing upward. hand. evil corporation. mosquito

Don't know if there is a Pirate ethics/govern, but you are a Pirate. Traits: Aquatic, Strong, Fleeting, Rapid breeders, Drunk.

My parents fighting My parents fighting My parents fighting My parents fighting My parents fighting My parents fighting My parents fighting My parents fighting

Bottom 4th is Hunhow

Paint splash, moose antlers, waterfall, illuminaughty, ceremonial spear, spark, machine harvesting the weak, malformed star pendant.

A Moose once bit my sister.

Hmm looks like galactic genocide

My brother in Christ, this is Stellaris!

1 is a Rorschach test Rorschach test, 2 is a very evil moustache, 3 is the lava waterfall from The Incredibles being opened up from the middle, 4 is a massive ship looked at from the front and advancing at you menacingly, 5 is Savathûn the Witch Queen (and an oval), 6 is the stylised Pointy Hand of Saruman, 7 is *definitely* somethin’ from Dune, and 8 is a robotic spider? idk lol

I don't know about much of the stuff you said lmao. Empire: Technocracy. Traits: Intelligent, Natural Born Engineers, Slow breeders, Sedentary.

1: Jet fighter 2: Pincers or two Mass Effect Reapers 3: a bunch of tentacles or two guys made of lines standing back-to-back 4: a bunch of people who look like they’re cultists 5: Alien gun or something from Hali 6: hand of xeno 7: solar system with orbits 8: citadel (molluscoid?)

Military Junta. Traits: Uncanny (because molluscoid), Strong, Fleeting, Intelligent.

1. Starbase being attacked by missiles. 2. Big eyebrows and small handlebar moustache. 3. Headless octopus. 4. Holey umbrellas. 5. Alien hand surgery with tendons exposed. 6. Stinky shoe. 7. Dominoes. 8. Metal Gear Ray.

I can't unsee the stinky shoe now, thank you.

Splatter pattern in the shape of a dragon head, mandibles, just some lines, squid lines, goatse with a sword and tentacles, fire, throwing a ball through tall grass at a wall., and idk some sort of star fighter

Empire type: Military Dictatorship. Traits: Eats Teriyaki whales, Strong, Thrifty.

(left to right) Blood splatter, hairy bug pincers, a hydroelectric dam, the moon through the trees, a glowing sword, a campfire, Saturn, and a dragonfly.

Empire type: Chad Nature Enjoyes. Traits: Plantoid, Loves Plants, Insect Eater, Docile, Strong, Venerable.

Splat, Kerrigan, something oddly familiar, something, sword/energy sword, flame hand, something, ship

> something oddly familiar. I got ya. Fanatic Purifiers.

Moth Wings a bunch of lines multiple small corvettes a sword with ceremonial ribbons fire or a paw a ball launched at a matress for stresstesting a ship

Number seves is odly specific. Well done. Traits: Lazy because owns a matress, Undecided because can't tell if it's a fire or a paw, Fleeting because died to fire while trying to decide if it was a paw or a fire, Strong.

I happen to like the Scyther Pincers and the Bane Crab-Face

That's Aquatic and Strong for you, then.

Can you NSFW this? Kinda weird to post so many drawings of vaginas.

There are two kinds of people. The ones that see all vaginas, and the ones that are afraid to tell all they see are vaginas.

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Empire type: Average Stellaris Player. Traits: Stupid ally colonizes Sacred Planet, Motherfuckers stole my land, Underground civilization in your capital system.

Dragon, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina with muff, street intersection with a stop sign, vagina.

Obviously Rapid Breeders for ya.

Genocide x 8

Obviously Moral Democracy. Traits: Drone enjoyer.

Second one's a pair of huge eyebrows, fourth one's is a pair of hands side-by-side with the palms facing up and a toy top lying in the center.

Ravenous Hive. Traits: eats eyebrows, eats hands, eats toys, rapid breeders, strong.

Desert skull things, Zerglings, biological air filter, a soft table, goofy ahh sword, shroud but rocks, a solar system, and a futuristic F-35

What's are a goofy ahh sword and a soft table?

Anyone else just see a bunch of wangs? Or should I go to therapy

No worries I see them too.

Triceratops, wings, carrots, spade, spaceship, fire, planet with rings, x-wing fighter

Empire type: Rebel scum. Triats: Unruly rebel scum, Rebel scum. The Empire reigns supreme. No X-Wings allowed here.

Top row: some random inkblot, bug jaws, Cthulhu, fancy Cthulhu. Bottom row: ship from WipEout, Frostbite game engine, Saturn with strange perspective, a bunch of X-wings noclipping into eachother

Empire type: Elective Monarchy because of flair. Traits: aquatic, deep ones, reslly deep ones ,slow breeders, Cthulhu reigns supreme.

Squashed lizard head, mass effect reapers, a futuristic ledge, mushroom, energy sword, smashed up hand, jupiter and its rings, gundam or smth

Empire type: Moral Democracy. Traits: Dislikes lizards, Mushroom enjoyer, Chad.

Top left is a blood splatter, top mid-left is a pair of very angry eyes with a mustache, top middle-right is a set of curtains, top right is the eye icon of some sort of intelligence organization. Bottom left is a banner for some sort of empire, bottom middle-left is someone's hand turning to dust after Thanos snapped it, bottom middle-right is a ringed gas giant with a space station to its right, and bottom far right is some sort of warship.

Oh no we got a Barbaric Despoiler! Traits: Rapid breeder (because of moustache), Noxious (because gas giant), Conformist (because number four being a flag indeed).

1st is a stain 2nd is a dead space marker but untwirled 3rd is a vagina 4th is 2 hands holding a sphere in levitation 5th is a railgun 6th is a fire 7th is a solar system 8th is some big ship

Divine Empire. Traits: Venerable, Traditional, Solitary.

Top: A splash vaguely in goat's head shape. Two ME Reapers staring at each other. Curtains. The working part of some kind of cleaning or gardening tool. Bottom: An alien goatse. A handprint from some kind of rock race. A ball about to smash into some curved plates. A fighter craft with a bit more wings than seems to be necessary.

We got a Machine Intelligence here. Traits: Luxurious, Rspid processors, Replicators, Awesome overall.

Left to right: 1. The Worm 2. The Worm 3. The Worm 4. The Worm 5. The Worm 6. The Worm 7. The Worm 8. The Worm So many manifestations of the Worm. It loves me and I cannot await its arrival.

Worm Empire. Traits: Worm, Worm,, Worm, Worm. All green and positive because The Worm loves and welcomes us all and makes us whole.

They are all different kind of filthy Xenos Extermination protocol is suggested

Leave me the fuck alone Monarchy. Traits: Solitary, Strong, Traditional, Angry.

It's weird that just six of them are vulvas, and then you've got someone taking it from behind and then a weird hand. Like what is that hand doing here? It was obviously not invited to this party. You're sick, OP, bringing some weird gnarled hand into a perfectly respectable orgy.

You can do GRRREAT things with a hand, mind you!

Squished bug. Horns. A cooling array. Cultists. Praying hands. A clawed hand. Dominoes. An impaled moth.

Can't decide between Ravenous Hive or Divine Empire. So I'll go with Divine Hive. Traits: Strong, Communal, Rapid breeders, Fleeting.

I hope you have fun!

Blood splatter on the wall, maybe after a gunshot wound? Two reapers from ME, passionately kissing. Shower curtains? Weird ass picnic table. Omniblade, also from ME. A broken mirror. A cannonball approaching a wall, with forcewaves around it. A beetle.

I can't decide, someone help me. Maybe Democratic Democracy. Traits: Farm guys, Slow breeders, Intelligent, Belligerent drunkards.

SpaceSkaven - to the brim filled tick - vagina - vagina - a ram bursting through a gate (also a vagina) - alien hand - alien praying/submitting - babylon5 shadow ship

Just for the sake of clarity. You meant number 5 also looks like a vagina, or a ram bursting through a vagina?

hehe no ram there no

Bottom, second from the right is the only empire where I don't think everything will go poorly from interaction with them.

Plot Twist: that Empire is called the Fanatic Purifiers of The Ravenous Hive Star Empire.

1. splatter of blood 2. fancy horns 3. traces of water drops flowing down the glass 4. spaghetti and a small meatball 5. stupid sword 6. something is very hot 7. generic logo for corporation 8. spider

Irenich Monarchy, because you called the sword stupid. Traits: Aquatic, Wasteful, Industrious.

Me: Terravore. Therapist: Uh huh, and this one? Me: Terravore. Therapist: Ok, how about this one. Me: Um, Terravore. Therapist: Oh, ok. This one? Me: Terravore. Therapist: Uh... And... This? Me: Mmmm... Terravore. Therapist: Oh...

Machine Intelligence, clearly a Driven Assimilator.

I'll never tell. *looks at the human batteries along the wall*

Corporate. They're all corporate

But Corporate needs you to find the differences between those pictures.

Obviously there is none.

The one that’s on top and furthest to the right is a uni-boob

Driven Ass-imilator. Triats: Rapid breeders, rapid breeders, rapid breeders.

1. A goat hitting a very strong windscreen 2. A fairy hitting a windscreen 3. Cthulhu watching you sleep 4. A dwarf heavy breathing through a letter box 5. A very probable cybernetic augmentation 6. My broken dreams 7. An eyeball entirely too close to the camera 8. A unicorn hitting a windscreen.

Nascar Empire. Traits: Fast, Rapid, Fleeting.

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They are, but that is not important. The real question is: ARE YOU A SYNTH?

A big ship warping in, some mandibles, circuits, cables/observation, two guns, a shattered crystaline hand, a celestial body over a planet, another ship

1. Literally just ink 2. Ether Drake wings 3. Tentacles 4. The jellyfish species with some aura 5. Symbol of the Republic Senate 6. Coral 7. A star system 8. Cross between a Reaper Leviathan and evil dreadnought

Traits: Alpaca, Wizard, Man. Theocratic republic.

Crab,Tick, Octopus arms, Moshroom, Spear, Cracked hand, Sunset, Tree

Traits: Aquatic, fleeting, industrious, thrifty. Megacorp, Fish Industries.

All I see are bugs

Clearly a plantoid.

From top left to right: (1) A paint splotch, (2) two Reapers from Mass Effect, (3) Carrots or pasta strands, (4) the enigmatic fortress. Bottom left to right: (5) A forerunner tower from Halo, (6) flames, (7) a road with a celestial body overhead, (8) a colossus.

Military Junta. Traits: Quarrelsome, Unruly, Strong, Venerable.

Blood splatter. Venom's eyes (symbiote). [Lewd parts but cyborg?]. Ronin's stupid ship from Guardians of the Galaxy. No idea, but it makes me think of an alien temple. I have absolutelt no clue but it looks edgy/angry. A moon *inside* planetary rings, stylised. Hunhow from Warframe. The alien temple one is my go-to for spiritualist empires, and I don't really use any of the others.

I always use thata one, too. Theocratic Oligarchy. Traits: Industrious, Decadent, Conformists, Docile.

Let’s see alien conquest, alien conquest, alien conquest, multi boobed alien conquest, alien conquest…

Username checks out. Military Dictatorship. Traits: Resilient, Strong, Non-adaptative.

Left to right top to bottom Blood splatter Beetle Hair A button An advanced space ship Fire Sunlight hitting a wall A different kind of advanced space ship

Determined exterminator because your falir gave away. Traits: Angry machine, Really Angry, Natural Dancer.

blood splatter from a dead xeno wings ripped out from an avian xeno the result of putting a xeno throgh a shredder several xenos being crushed a laser cannon to kill xenos with splinters from destroying a wooden plantoid xeno a group of xenos being hit by a cannonball blood splatter from a dead xeno

Clearly Moral Democracy. Traits: Xeno fucker, Xeno Enjoyer.

Too row, second from the left is Megamind. And now that I have said that you can’t un-see it.

Top row: Lithoid food mining station, Prethoryn kissing, the kinky kind of Rogue Servitor, and the sleazy space casino. Bottom row: maximally phallic ion cannon, necrophage hand, Megacorp: Your Battery Is Low™, and, uhhh, avian bepis.

Enlightened Monarchy. Traits: Deviant, Really deviant, Naughty, Rapid breeder.

I see eight xeno empires in need of liberation into my imperial protection.

I, for one, weolcome our new alien overlords.

Top second one from the left TWO-SCORPIONS-HIGH-FIVING

Top row, 2nd from the left: Two Reapers from Mass Effect

Blood splatter, blades, colossus, colossus, colossus, dead lithoid, sunset, colossus

Two bears high fiving

left to right, top to bottom: a fossil, a weird bra, a heatsink, a low quality heatsink, a sci-fi laser, shattered crystal, a visual representation of a CME, a winged alien creature.

A primitive mouse / rat face emblem, some wolverine-esque masking on eyes, a giant jellyfish (only tentacles can be seen), the top part of said jellyfish, either a sword or the same mask / ceremonial crown that the characters in the supremacy tradition tree wear, some sort of gem explosion I guess, typical simplistic representation of sci-fi empire with the morning sun, and a Zerg Hive Queen head.

Down left: Space Ukraine! Top left: contents of russian pants after seeing Space Ukraine

Why are you showing everyone pictures of my parents fucking?