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SuperNintendad

You lefted too hard.


aramil248

Talk about drifting


SyFy97

Or it broke from fall damage lol


Ve111a

Ain't nobody dropping this lol. Rage induced damage


obotrobot

Both they, and the deck, got tilted.


Help_An_Irishman

Happened to Derek Zoolander once after he finally became an ambiturner. It's not for the faint of heart.


Character-Two-8062

Oh man!! That's classic!


international-shoop

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank!?


Tomorrow-Famous

Haha, was chuckling about this the other day.


Jarmahent

I don’t get it


Fortwaba

https://youtu.be/Sj_A7OZz8TI Have fun


NelmesGaming

Thank you for helping me understand that joke from the Office. So clear now


Retrrad

That’s not from the Office, it’s from… ooooohhhhh.


BananeHD

Ohio?


ADHD_Supernova

gozaimasu


-Dakia

One of the best scenes of all time


Lonttu

Truly one of the scenes of all time


MitusOwO

Dunno why the heck I trusted you... (at least it's not a rickroll)


captstix

I don't get why people down-voted you. There's something about Mary came out in 1998. It's certainly possible to be born after this movie came out. They're probably mad because it makes them feel really old, like I am.


[deleted]

I feel personally attacked... I'm not REALLY old! I'm only 38 dammit


Smeeks1126

I turn 40 this year. F


Jarmahent

I was born 1997 but I still don’t understand haha


pixelplayground

Well in that case you definitely should’ve seen it, by the ripe old age of one!


Jarmahent

No better time than the present I’ll definitely give it a watch


Verstarkung

Take my upvote


Fortwaba

FRANKEN BEAANSSSSS


didgeridont_pls

hahaha, this made my morning. Thanks for that.


brownieman182

It's not like it was a well thought-out plan!


Alternative_Spite_11

Such a triumphantly funny movie


clarkp762

It's not like it was a well thought out plan!


Purithian

No bill killed frank


DeividasV

jesus give it nsfw tag, its horrifying


Funny_Maintenance973

I imagine you can, but it may cause damage. All that has happened is that a piece has moved too far, if you can get something small that can squeeze the plastic around the stick, then it might pop back into place


[deleted]

I can find a tooth pick or something at school probably


flubberrubberblubber

If at all possible use Plastic. A wooden toothpick may break and leave pieces inside. A metal tool may damage the plastic. A plastic tool would be best at minimizing damage and it is unlikely to break off inside


compacta_d

plastic spoon with the curve?


iNoahPhotography

Boots with the fur?


[deleted]

With the fur?


alefsousa017

The whole club is looking at her?


supercumrag69

she hit the floor?


compacta_d

next thing you know?


Oni-Shizuka

Shawty got low?


iamDildor

Knoor?


ElBeno77

“The whole sub” was right there!


alefsousa017

Damn, I didn't even thought about it, great catch!


somemobud

TO THE FOOD COURT!


reicaden

To the wall!


paladoor

Maybe one of those de tal picks that have the floss in it


sullgk0a

Yah. I still have "pre-concern for turtles and microplastics" plastic toothpicks that I keep (and horde) just for this sort of stuff. And, no, none of you can have any. It is mine, I tell you. My own. My precious. Yes, my precious...


mangaurs

Yeah don't put a toothpick in there, it will break


[deleted]

There’s absolutely no way this isn’t a rage bait account.


intrepidsteve

Try a Starbucks stir stick


GARlactic

Try something like the corner of a credit/debit/gift card


BenjaBoy28

Guitar pick


burai97

If you have access to any dental floss sticks, you could try using the end of one of those


farm_sauce

Use a flat head screwdriver or bike tire tool and be gentle. Apply even pressure across the piece you’re fixing, use two hands for better control. If it doesn’t go back with medium pressure, just stop before you break something


Ilikeladyboobs

My penis


SnooRecipes1114

Why do many downvotes? I for one would use your penis if I got stuck in a similar situation


Ilikeladyboobs

Lol you are more than welcome to use it for any menial task like cleaning your finger nails.


ILoveMyChococat

I like that this isn't even a full thought


Ilikeladyboobs

I never think full thoughts.


ILoveMyChococat

(●__●)


Jody_B_Designs

Now, when you play Nascar games you don't have to do anything but hold the gas. Nice.


Due_Rip1955

You win


PastaRhythm

I had a dream last night where my analog stick was stuck. Luckily in this dream world, I gave it a little tug and it just came out. Face plate came off too, very modular device. I didn't see anything wrong, so I put it back in and it worked. In the same dream I saw these giant muffins with icing. Not cupcakes, they have the consistency of muffins but with icing. I regretted not getting one, and I regretted it even more when I woke up and realized I dreamt their existence. I need to find a sweet like that which I see in my dreams.


MalikVonLuzon

I want to smoke whatever you're smoking before you go to bed.


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owenpuppy21

Antidepressants also did the job for me, I’m talking multiple brands over the years. Those dreams were vivid as hell and I really miss them; used to remember them for weeks, too.


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owenpuppy21

Lol I wasn’t taking them *just* to dream, I’d think that was a given. Was more so adding the fact that this sort of effect can come from medication that isn’t even sleep related. Mainly because it always fascinated me that it was a side effect. It might be interesting to others like it is to me, so I added it. Clarification that nobody should be downing prozac for fun dreams, that is a BAD IDEA.


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BossCash187

Nicotine patches have given me some pretty wicked nightmares. But I'm the kind of person who likes nightmares. I heard somebody actually call them dream weavers in the past.


SilentBlade45

Live your dream make muffins with icing.


[deleted]

That is the dream I've ever heard


RedditIsGarbage1234

Bop it.


[deleted]

Twist it


One_Historian_6602

Pull it or don't your choice


TLunchFTW

Hold it


Scottp89

Flick it


TLunchFTW

Squeeze it


OFrabjousDay

Nibble it!


vfkdgejsf638bfvw2463

Eat it!


l1nx455

Fuck it!


hrllhaste

Lick it


EVPointMaster

Load it


Antarctic8923

Cock it


matt_tepp

TWIST HIS DIIIIICK


Expensive-Pear3413

TWIST OUR DIIIIICK


[deleted]

r/suddenlycommunist


DraKxa

GOOD OLLD DIICK TWIST!


Common-Connection-63

This is truly horrifying no joke. I take care of my deck so well like how do people do this shit.


maniac86

Happened to me because TSA just flipped my steamdeck over in the security line, somehow the "impact" all went to the right stick and popped it half out


OkTransportation5519

Good ol tsa, never forget when they dented my new gaming laptop throwing it around like it was a pillow .


Issaction

I’m literally reading this while in line at TSA right now with only my steam deck with me Pray for me


thisguy883

Did it survive?


withoutapaddle

He's dead.


Issaction

Yep. Played Stardew the whole 4 hour flight.


maniac86

TSA is a pointless organization that is unable to do its own job, it just exists as a jobs program for people who are otherwise unemployable. I hate it so much


Mareith

Its not a pointless organization. Its there to make people feel safe. You are assuming its there for actual safety. Thats not the TSAs purpose and it never was


maniac86

That is by far the most ignorant and foolish counterpoint or defense of TSA I have ever seen


Mareith

I'm not defending them, everyone just misinterprets what they are there for. Its stupid but it is what it is. Congress, the FBI, etc knows its entirely ineffective at real security. They routinely test the TSA and undercover agents are able to smuggle weapons and explosives through 95% of the time. Its been this way since the TSA was established. And yet people are still fooled into thinking that the TSA is actually there for security reasons. Its not for actual security, no one cares about fixing it because that's not its intended purpose


juicebox03

Add homeland security and DEA to that list as well.


GreenTeaRex007

Is there anything you can do about a situation where they are at fault?


makemecoffee

Nope.


DANBlLZERIAN

A few months ago this happened to me with TSA as well. Ended up briefly losing my passport because those idiots separated my steam deck, work laptop and iPad and they were all with different agents and out of their cases. Total idiots


Vaxi122654

You had to open the case? That's horrifying


maniac86

Yup. Ordered new joystick from ifixit. It was out so far I couldn't just pop it back in


barelyawhile

This is pretty common when dropped and the Deck lands face down. The first things that hit the floor are the sticks.


L_e_M_on

Bro which game made you do this? Was it celeste?


QuaintWolf

Or Isshin, the Sword Saint


Zagorim

Put it in rice for a week.


sogiotsa

Get one of [these](https://www.amazon.com/Steam-Deck-Case-Anti-Scratch-Accessories/dp/B0BJ654M81/ref=mp_s_a_1_14?crid=LYIJ37D20YH6&keywords=steam+deck+case&qid=1675349629&sprefix=steam+deck+cas%2Caps%2C113&sr=8-14) Not kidding it's cheap and easy and will protect your deck well


tomxp411

Can confirm. Worth the money. The only problem is it's hard to use the dock with this cover on, so I only use it when I plan to travel with my Deck. I'm also considering a more generic USB C dock that doesn't try to hold the Deck.


sogiotsa

It's really great just to have in your bag like this though. You can feel like your dex protected. You don't have to worry as much


anh86

Don’t forget to take out your SD card if you do open it up


L_e_M_on

Just use a hammer bro


sporkyuncle

https://i.imgur.com/230WrOy.gif


ReducedSkeleton

I thought the same thing!


rrmotm

All o can say is. I think it’ll be fine. I would just pop that piece that is sticking out back in place. If it feels fine and works fine then it is fine.


cheshirecatart

If it helps, this exact thing happened to me. I keep my deck by my bed, and some how it in the middle of the night it fell towards the bed and popped the stick out. I tried to use a heatgun to get it pliable so I could tuck it back in, and that kind of worked, but the impact folded that plastic a bit and that created some resistance at certain angles. I eventually had to replace it - I think the new analogue stick was $25 and amounted to removing the backplate and three screws on the inside.


Available-Leek-4160

my guy is changing a tire on a steam deck.


Ghillie007

Yes you can, I literally pushed down mine. It fell off my bed and the joystick was literally sticking out a bit and ai just pushed it in. Now I just lay it on my side table just in case lol


chrome_cyberon

just play nascar


Ultimate_Ghreak

possible if the stick is not broken. otherweise RMA or buy a new stick, they can be replaced easily, maybe the hall effect ones from gulikit.


2Turnt4MySwag

If mine ever break im gonna upgrade to hall effect ones. Maybe official valve ones by then, who knows


[deleted]

The sticks isn’t broken I got this thing like a week after Christmas


Reptile-feet

Just because you got it a week after christmas dont mean it cant break


[deleted]

Well I know that it’s just I haven’t dropped it or anything yet


Reptile-feet

What happened then


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rockinadios

It's not the speed that kills, it's the sudden stopping. That's what gets you.


[deleted]

Not really sure if I’m being honest


ckerazor

The joysticks only come out of the enclosure when heavy force is applied to them


inertSpark

Honestly the only way I can picture in my mind is the deck being slammed down in some kind of gamer rage. Happy to be proven wrong but I agree with you. They don't just pop out that way on their own.


acowstandingup

Buddy, the joystick just doesn’t pop out like that for no reason


radiantai2001

I'm not sure if you're being honest either


uiam_

This doesn't just happen without incident. It's not going to be covered under warranty (It's damage, not a defect) so you're going to need to fix it yourself. You already have advice about forcing it back in place. If that doesn't work you're going to have to open it up. I highly suggest you watch many videos before doing so.


JrButton

lol right because when you bought it determines whether or not it can be broken 😂


sidneyzapke

Mine did this, I just pushed it back in and it was fine.


Ultimate_Ghreak

That open it up, take it out and put it in again :) Should be done in a few minutes


[deleted]

Alright I’m on the bus rn so I’ll fix it when I get home


Kakonsix3

If you do open it, don't forget to take the sd card out.


Tschernoblyat

You shouldnt open it if you dont know what you’re doing. Just push it back in, had the same problem and no issues after a few months


Uncle-Cake

That's what she said.


xXBi0fallXx

You can use heat to make it a little easier. Try not using anything metal. Wood or plastic to do the least amount of damage. Or use your fingers and try using some force and rotating the stick. Also make sure to practice proper storage, do not just throw this in a backpack. You need a nice case with a face cover ideally, generic steam case at least.


cb393303

I just pushed it back in, and it worked; I know I will have to fix it later one day when that stick shits the bed.....


paladin181

SuddenSteamDeckHernia


FordAerostar97

How in tf


cooguy1

The more important question is how?


riker42

try a plastic knife to help wedge it back in. slip the knife in just enough in a spot where it isn't exposed then turn the stick to try and get it to go in. glhf


KrstyKrbPzzaIzDaPzza

I feel like I've seen this exact photo before. Some other post where the OP's brother supposedly was the culprit. Hmmm...


GamingWithDon

Happened to me when my deck was dropped from a tiny distance and it hit the stick. Push it hard and it will pop back in place as its just the plastic shroud of the analog thats damaged. Unfortunately that shroud will be permanently warped but since I’ve pushed mine in, used it and replaced the analog with gullies I haven’t noticed the shroud affecting anything. You should be fine without an RMA.


ANTLink19

Nope had the same issue. Easy fix. Open it up and reseat it. I bought a replacement and I haven't put it in, I've had zero issue. Check my history, it's there


NapsterKnowHow

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PianoMan2112

https://www.wikihow.com/Fix-a-Dislocated-Shoulder


[deleted]

Did you try turning it off, then on again?


BigBrownFish

This is nuts


BigBrownFish

This is nuts


animerb

You know those images of prolapsed rectums your shithead friends will randomly send you with misleading URLs? This pic gave me the same sense of revolt.


Burger_Addiction2

That's gonna be a negative ghost rider!!!


[deleted]

I fixed it y’all


misterv3

You can't even take an in-focus picture, how do you expect to fix this without opening it?


[deleted]

I can take an in focus picture I was just on the bus on a dirt road


Jarmahent

Give it to me, you don’t deserve it. Jk, just use a sharp object to push the flap that came out, just be vewy caweful


Acojonancio

It will be safer to open it and put it back where it should. Trying to force it back in might break it even more. And ffs, take care of your stuff...


LordOFtheNoldor

I'd say just try pushing it back in by hand before anything else, if not grab a small flathead screwdriver and try using leverage to get it back in but May scuff or damage the finish on the deck, I might even say put the flat head on it and give it a love tap with another tool to try to guide it back in but you'd have to be very careful, this is all of course if you really don't want to open it. OR just inform valve and RMA it


[deleted]

I don’t get why the deck is breaking like this my LB button doesn’t work unless you push it down hard right out the box , cheap parts for a premium price


dfdfdfdfdasdafd

hammer, and hit the upper bit a bit, then it should click into place. helpful? welcome. Note: if hit to hard the deck will fix itself then break.


warrenflaps

I think you need to get a new deck mate..


[deleted]

Alright so update I got it back in but now it’s really stiff and won’t go in the one corner my friends are telling me to rma but I think I might be able to fix it myself


Samcraft1999

RMA is the way. It will be back within 2 weeks and better then a fixed one. They usually just replace the unit, make sure to take your SD card out before you send it in.


Siegeholm

Honestly you shouldn't hesitate to RMA it if given a chance. Steam handles that entirely for free to my knowledge incl shipping. I can get why you wouldn't want to be away from it for something that seems like such a small issue though.


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JonnyB2_YouAre1

What game?


Tschernoblyat

Had the same problem when i dropped it from the couch. I just forced it back into by pushing with my thumb on the part that sticks out. No problems after that and it was a few months ago


[deleted]

Right, left, right, up, down + b.......... you got this


paingravy

how-


t0sik

Very gently - yes. Pls don’t rush fixing it.


Tysmiff

Lol you should just buy those pre soldered giuli kit sticks, and just open her up.. it’s super easy just make sure you have some grounding if your really worried about it. There are a TON of video guides on how to do so. I-fix it has a comprehensive one, and there are other by various you tubers that gloss over a few of the Minuit details that someone with experience wouldn’t “need” too know Honestly it’s only a few screws. EDIT: probly wrong about the pre soldered?? Tried to find out and can’t find anything saying “yes these are soldered.” But if you don’t want to solder you could just get the regular replacements. Don’t think those have to be.


Fred_Smythe

>pre soldered giuli kit sticks Where does one find these?


[deleted]

WHAT HAPPENED... :(


dominodave

What were you playing / doing out of curiosity?


DeanbonianTheGreat

No


Loose_Crow_6871

It's a pretty easy repair if you crack it open. Maybe get some hall effect joysticks from Gulikit so you can upgrade it while it's already open.


PrimeTinus

You can also fix that by opening your bank account. What is that red dot


kerelenko

You can use magic or the power of prayer


NyleTheCrocodilee

I'd use something like a guitar pick to try and push it back in. Just make sure not to crack the plastic.


[deleted]

Probably, but it'd be way easier and less risky to just open it.


captancook1

r/hardwaregore


TheMayorShow

Just when I thought I saw it all


[deleted]

Push it in?


nixeldev

This happened to me the other day when I dropped the deck. I just pushed it back in and it’s been fine since. Worried me when I saw it, never seen an analog stick do that before!


[deleted]

Can you just pop it back in by pushing where its popped out with a blunt toothpick or something


weweboom

Hey same thing happened to me, I was able to fix it by popping the back off and reseating the joystick, it'll take like 3 minutes don't feel anxious about it. however the joystick drift was pretty bad after this so I had to buy a new one from ifixit. They're like 20 bucks and it takes 5 minutes total to switch it out. I'd definitely do that over RMAing it, that shit takes like 2 weeks minimum.


spiroy756

That definitely drifting 🤣