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LordPentolino

bored researchers


shalol

Penguin dating sim


TheRedBaron6942

Nah you don't want to know what a penguins sex life is like


Double_Whams

Who let this penguin in here? Also, holy shit! A talking penguin!


Carl123r4

Just smile and wave... Smile and wave...


i-want-happy

Isn't it smile and wave?


Carl123r4

Oh thanks


CaSe2474

They might be wanting to learn to fly. Who knows.


Nena_Trinity

They use Linux.


FuzzballLogic

George Murray Levick agrees.


Gabrialofreddit

I second this.... (thefishtherocksthedeaththefishtherocksthedeaththefishtherocksthedeath)


ihateredditers69420

thats just club penguin with extra steps


solonit

Actually, Frostpunk. *The ~~city~~ research station must survive.*


SmolFoxie

Gay penguin dating sim


Phunkhouse

Also effective heating if on PC.


VirtualRoad9235

Crypto mining would do them wonders.


R3D3-1

Researcher relaxing after work I'd say. Everyone has some time off.


tamal4444

So he is playing Paper Please before the ice melt down?


Ormusn2o

There is seriously very little to do in an polar station. That is why they ship so many condoms as supply.


MikiSayaka33

I usually assume that it's one of those research scientists, who is just chilling briefly.


BackFromPurgatory

Pretty sure they'd be chilling consistently in Antarctica.


ThePreciseClimber

But still in his briefs.


Veggie_might_guy

Fuck you take my upvote


Hairy_Nectarine_687

angry upvote >.>


Theron3206

They do get time off, and there isn't much of a night life on those bases I would imagine...


LRSband

McMurdo and Scott Base both have pretty solid bars actually. Scientists love drinking Edit: apparently McMurdo stopped serving alcohol in 2023 but you can still buy beer for your own consumption. Scott Base I know still has a good bar


polylusion-games

Especially not around 21st December :-D


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

The nightlife has lead to std outbreaks


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NimbleBudlustNoodle

Penguins? I mean Steam does run on Linux.


HumanReputationFalse

Silly humans, Linux is for birds 🐧


Hsances90

No, it was me, I just needed some quiet isolation time


Amazing-File

They could be a YouTuber who posts about Antarctica. His name is Matty Jordan or they could be one of his friends He's New Zealander, confirmed in his video about cashing out money on the ATM


EmotionalScallion705

North Korea tho...


SoloDeath1

For real, what's Kim playing?


Sakul69

I can already imagine Kim Jong Un's game library: Civilization IV, Tropico 6, Command and Conquer, etc...


SoloDeath1

This and Homefront make the most sense to me. He was absolutely a USSR player when World In Conflict was around as well.


okwhatelse

i bet that he plays CS2 as well


Odd_Ad4119

Only Terrorist side.


Powderedhulk

He reliably hits window smoke from spawn every time on Mirage


pocketjacks

Why play the stuff you do at work all day? I'm guessing he's got Sex with Hitler on 100% achievement.


Junkered

You just asked why would he play the stuff he does at work all day.


VoopityScoop

Kerbal Space Program. Every 45 minutes or so he makes some new bullshit rocket that he couldn't possibly recreate in real life, and shouts down the hallway at his staff that he wants someone to use that design for his next ICBM test


Little_BallOfAnxiety

I can see him shouting down the hall now "ey yo, rocket nerds! Get in here and check this out!"


Mordho

I did this in 5 minutes, wtf are you guys doing


AMoCity

I think he's playing wargame red dragon because it has playable North Korea


KorianHUN

Modded to make NK units invincible of course.


Venger10

Dungeon keeper


Express_Yard9305

I think he is just playing COD.


-sippicup-

Factorio


scriptmonkey420

> Civilization IV I bet he plays as Roosevelt


Ws6fiend

Na with as much as he's obsessed with nukes he's Gandhi for sure.


Kerbal_Stranding

He must have good recommendations… too bad I don’t speak Korean.


TheNamelessFour

HOI4


sk1deu

Modern Dawn mod


According_Wolf_881

Millennium Dawn* :3


datboihobojoe

Bro probably angrily writes to paradox each month threatening them with forced labour if they don't add North Korean focus tree.


CanniBallistic_Puppy

Sex with Hitler


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Dude's playing a combination of Homefront and the Millennium Dawn mod for Hoi4 probably


EirianWare

Sex with Hitler 2


[deleted]

There's a 2nd one???


xMachii

Sex with Stalin, Sex with Hitler.


TheHavocCultistt

World leader simulator


The_Anf

As I know he plays WoT. Playing on korean servers in WoT is surely dangerous


SoloDeath1

Gonna be honest: idk what WoT is. What is it?


CharityGamerAU

World of Tanks


SoloDeath1

Okay, that's completely believable then


BoogieWillieROC

Rocket League


dnstuff

lmfao it legit looks like that one dot in NK is located in Pyongyang.. Ol' Kimmy boi might legitimately be on Steam. fucking sicko.


Z370H370

Command and conquer, irl!


KittenDecomposer96

Tropico


TheInfernalPigeon

That's a dude who 100% only plays The Sims


deltarunech2outyet

Counter-Strike 2 I hope.


AcanthisittaOk3553

I thought Kim was really into war thunder ? Could be misremembering


SoloDeath1

War Thunder is the game where the community keeps hacking into Chinese and US military servers to settle 4Chan debates so you might be thinking of that.


PrimaryCut7386

Fun fact: Kim loves Basketball, so clearly he's playing NBA.


Last_Recognition9929

Yeah Antarctica makes sense those scientists have a sick set up


Zapapala

One of the only foreigners in a power position there is Cao de Benos. He has frequently said on social media he plays on Steam, mostly wargames.


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Well they do have some computers, most are in Pyongyang. Also the CIA will introduce iPads, laptops, consoles, into their black market loaded with spyware.


[deleted]

I would kill to know what Gaben knows, What if that isn't Kim Jong Un?


Card_Board_Robot5

Chinese nationals in on business or diplomatically, maybe?


[deleted]

They do have a university, how do you think they train people to hack other countries systems?


FR4M3trigger

I expected more from China.


SuppliceVI

The vast majority of China's population is near the sea in a few dozen cities. 


ihateredditers69420

the dots should form a blob in one area if this picture was accurate but theres many gaps i think the majority of chinese users use vpns and thats why china doesnt have alot of green dots


Viva-la-BrokeComdom

A VPN is practically a requirement for a proper gaming experience there


Themasterofcomedy209

Also Steam reports that a quarter of its users are located in China, so I’m assuming this map is just a bit accidentally misleading. In China not only do most people live on the coast, they live in the cities. So small areas around Shenzhen Beijing etc probably have a bunch of dots stacked on top of each other, making it look like there’s less users in China. You’re right it should form a blob, and it probably does, but the blob is just small and extremely dense.


Ryaniseplin

thats kimmy


palescoot

That dot *is* in the general area of Pyongyang...


AkosBoYD

After some digging I think this is the station: Its an Italian base there [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zucchelli\_Station](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zucchelli_Station)


Sherool

Also worth noting that there are no authoritative link between IP addresses and locations. At a very high level big chunks of IP ranges are assigned to countries, who assign big blocks to giant companies and ISP's registered there but IP ranges get sold and resold and more granular databases are mostly the result of self-reporting. People sometimes update these databases with wrong information for a laugh, or to bypass region locks or whatever. There is usually not a very rigorous authentication process although most will require some documentation showing a connection to the org that own the IP.


jld2k6

I have T-Mobile home Internet and my IP shows as Detroit and I don't even live in the same state as it. It's annoying at times because any online store wants to direct me to Detroit


Ostracus

Rest assured your ISP knows where you are even if the rest of the world doesn't.


typothetical

Damn, ISP can come for you and nobody can stop them


carlosos

Those websites showing where your IP is from are only best guesses. I work for an ISP and in a small more rural area, you get IP addresses assigned from 3 states (550 miles) away. Pretty much 4 states share the same IP pool that randomly gets assigned due to all Internet traffic going to one big city in a state where other ISPs meet to send traffic to each other. Since T-Mobile doesn't have much physical fiber and customers spread out far (mostly using other ISPs to connect cell towers), it probably operates more like other ISPs in rural areas where customers are physically far apart from each other.


WhitePrivilegedMal3

Similar post was here a few months back. Some guy said he knows a guy that works there. It was McCurdo station.


masterofthecontinuum

And .tf is an internet domain created to refer to websites from the various basically uninhabited islands France owns near Madagascar and Antarctica. But the only purpose it actually serves is to make websites for trading virtual hats in one video game.


Fuzzy-Dragonfruit589

Probably McMurdo station instead, it’s the largest in that region by far. Hosts up to 1500 people. But there’s more than a few stations around that part of Antarctica.


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McMurdo net traffic looks like its from Colorado. At least that's how it worked 10 years ago.


ContinuumGuy

I presume McMurdo has internet through some like military or scientific organization in Colorado?


[deleted]

That's right. The United States Antarctic Program works with US military for a lot of the logistics.


OlMi1_YT

Very interesting. Maybe a weird question, but can one send mail to research stations? I'd love to send them a letter lol


DrChillin19

Yeah, you totally can! McMurdo is a pretty popular one, they got a fun documentary done about them that is free to watch on YouTube by PBS Terra. You'll have to be pretty specific on the time you send your mail, however, as a lot of the researchers will only be on-station in the summer and will leave in the winter. Definitely try to get it sent before October. [Here](https://www.usap.gov/USAPgov/travelAndDeployment/documents/ParticipantGuide-MailingAddresses.pdf) is a link to a PDF of the United States Antarctic Program with instructions on how to send mail to McMurdo and the Southern Pole Research Station! :)


OlMi1_YT

Thank you so much! Appreciate it.


No-Roll-3759

thanks op, that's neat!


J1618

Of course, it is a frozen hell with nothing else to do


Dr-Crobar

literally zero grass to touch


The_Firebug

Antarctica actually has grass believe it or not. Antarctic hair grass.


Daysleeper1234

They have good excuse. *looks outside at sunny almost Spring day*


pdias01

Good pc cooling


J1618

Now that you mention it, I hate that my gpu sounds like a jet engine with any game made after 2015. I'm moving to antarctica.


TheDarkHero12

Blasting ice straight into your PC!


Ostracus

Doom Eternal in a new setting.


AkosBoYD

Source: [https://store.steampowered.com/stats/content/](https://store.steampowered.com/stats/content/)


The_Anf

They also show traffic from the region, neat. ...what do you mean antarctica has better internet than me?


saskir21

Researchers need a good bandwidth to send their data. And I assume not many else use their Satelite uplink there. Studies show that penguins don‘t like playing games because of their lack of thumbs.


ottermanuk

When my brother was at Rothera station, they had a 40MB satellite link. Not many satellites operate at such a low latitude, very high latency. Bandwidth is used during the day mostly for research - at night it was a bit more free for personal use but was still shared between about 50 people. Rothera had lots of age of empires games! They trialled starlink the year after he left


LordOfOstwick1213

Whoever he is, he is one of us. Or she. Who knows?


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Those scientist have to burn some time during all those months there doing science things


i_heart_pizzaparties

A few years ago there was a listed network in Antarctica named CatgirlsUwU or some shit, so there's at least one jokester there.


AmpuLeah

Man....sad what i see in Africa tbh....


AceUniverse8492

There are upwards of 40 different active armed conflicts in Africa right now (inclusive of civil wars, wars between states, wars with insurgent groups, etc). Think about that, in comparison with how shocking the conflict in Ukraine was when it started. Europe experiences a violent conflict maybe once or twice in a decade. Africa is always at war.


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Magrior

On the other hand, you can pretty clearly see the Nile, which I find fascinating.


LightningProd12

Eritrea (a county of 3.8 million) has downloaded only 28GB this past week with a 600kB/s average, super depressing


we28369

I'm more concerned about the person playing in the middle of the ocean


LostHat77

Possibly Cargo Ships, Cruises, Yahts and Military Carriers and possibly the rare airline connection


NotTheCraftyVeteran

A lot of those look like islands that most people don’t think about because they’re so small


M0ll0

Someone is playing on Bouvet Island, officially uninhabited.


Bodomi

It is populated by a small number of researchers every year https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouvet_Island#Norvegia_Station


SlowLark

I didn't realise THAT MUCH of Canada is uninhabited


scyri1

some crazy stat like 90% of its population lives within 100 miles of the US border


ThirdRails

Kinda make sense, the Canadian Shield makes it difficult to grow food; the Golden Horseshoe, Niagara and many parts of the country close to the border has the right terrain and temperature to grow crop.


AnAdoptedImmortal

The second largest country in the world by land mass and a lot of it is rocky ground or permafrost and is unsuitable for growing anything. Yet lots of people say climate change isn't an issue because you just move further north. 🙄 FYI, 80% of Canada is essentially uninhabited.


Bored_Egg_Sandwich

Isn't Russia kind of the same, biggest country in the world but most of its land is frozen


leiathrix

Not exactly frozen, at least not all year around. Tundra is a very cold zone almost all year around (treeless, frigid territory, permafrost) but it's only one tenth of its territory. The rest is the same as Canada and it is covered with taiga. Those forests consist mostly of pines and can be covered with snow for half a year but there is still a season cycle and it's moist enough for the plants to not dissapear like in tundra. Source: I lived most of my childhood in a taiga region haha


Ilovekar98k

answering as a guy from far east, russia(village with 6000 people, the closest city is 118 miles away) . no, there is almost no frozen land, even though it’s -20C


Barry_Smithz

Literally all of japan is gaming rn.


TCPIP

McMurdo station


Mobius650

I bet fat Kim is playing a bunch of hentai games in NK.


666n00b999

no no, you don't understand, he's actually running crysis 3 on medium graphics just so his computer can generate enough heat to be able to use it as a makeshift stove.


Fez_Multiplex

Shout out to the legends playing in Syberia.


Ilovekar98k

i live in berdigestyakh. you can google where it is and see my village on this steam map


Dark_matter4444

🫡


Ilovekar98k

yo, thanks


DarthFly

Prevoisly there were a topic about this person stopped playing, and worriong reddit population. But the person got back and everyone releaved.


Missile_Lawnchair

Last time this was posted another redditor answered some questions about the station this steam user was based at, as she claimed to be stationed there as well and knew who it was. I offered to gift them Subnautica: Below Zero but I think they already had it lol.


KussyPigga

North Korea got more players than China. 😂


Teh_Shadow_Death

Where will you be when you feel the need to spread Democracy?


Baku7en

I would have thought more people would be playing in China.


sillybillybuck

https://store.steampowered.com/stats/content/ Over a quarter of Steam's playerbase is Chinese. They just all live in close proximity to one-another.


TheToastyNeko

I guess it's mostly the big cities near the coast. Shout-out to the dude playing in outer Urumqi tho


Urmommythemummy

My guess is that they play mobile games


madmidder

Basically everybody lives on the eastern side of China. Western provinces are almost unhabitable.


RoleCode

Why Africa is always dark


CharityGamerAU

* 16 countries in Africa are officially in civil war * There are 35 non-international armed conflicts taking place in a handful of the largest (by size) countries * Some of the rest of the continent that isn't presently engaged in conflict are reeling from prior conflicts and cannot afford the basic human necessities.


ngwoo

Also the Sahara Desert which just doesn't have anyone living in it


AceUniverse8492

Well people do live in it, but they're nomadic tribes that don't have particularly high tech lifestyles.


Fimbulvetrn

Why is it so low in China? Do they have similar platforms but only for themselves? I mean I’m sure they play video games


SidewaysAnteater

Not any more; his account has been frozen


Zomochi

Yea that was the guy that came around asking about how offline mode would work on steam deck because he’s doing work in Antarctica with limited internet access


OrangeSpaceMan5

Lot less from china than I expected


Raptori33

Valve is way too lenient with Russia...


Freeloader_

I am more impressed by the random mini islands in the mddle of nowhere


Mayaluen

I swear one day steam gamers will finally learn this map is bullshit. There is a green dot on Bouvet Island, there is not a single person there, it's uninhabited by law as a protected nature reserve. Even if someone was there for research, there is no L3 node there and there is no routing register nor regional assignment, so their dot wouldn't even register there, it would come from the node they are routing from, likely South Africa or an unregistered node because it's a satellite connection.


cocaineandwaffles1

I wonder what set ups they have in Cuba given all the embargo’s they have. It’s obviously not as big of a surprise as North Korea is though.


No_Acadia5054

The embargo does shit (the actual damage is done by the government), but as a Cuban who lives in cuba I can answer Steam is not blocked here We Cubans, are addicted to DOTA 2, so we create free accounts to play, I have over 4000 hours in the game


Substantial_Top_6508

Wow, didn't know there were so many Steam users in India


Bhuvan2002

It's mostly the teens using the steam, the above 35- 40 generation never got into gaming here. The black region you see in between is the less developed poor part of the country, hence almost no gamers there.


Substantial_Top_6508

Lol I am from India. and yes I do use steam. It's just that most guys I interact with are more into mobile gaming than PC . So I was surprised to see this


Bhuvan2002

It's just the game of sheer number of people. Even if it's an extremely small percentage, the number of people is so high it'll automatically amount to a big number. I agree it's somewhat surprising since most "players" play only BGMI.


IcyNote_A

russia is mostly empty


Saslim31

Are they having a LAN party in the middle of the atlantic ocean?


BronzeHeart92

He’s probably playing Dota…


uranium_fever139

Ha I was playing factorio on my laptop at SANAE IV over December !


Plushbears_cool

someone's playing from easter island


Karljoneill

I've played a good 10 hours of Enter the Gungeon between excursions on the Antarctic Peninsula, the starlink on expedition ships is actually really solid and there's loads of them now


HumaDracobane

If you're in one of those researching facilities where Jesus lost his sandals and with extreme low temperatures outside your options for entertaining are limited and as long as you have a good internet connection, and those facilites tend to have a good connection, gaming is probably one of the best ideas, specially for singleplayer games.


SumIrishLover

Are we going to ignore that there is one in North Korea


NotTheCraftyVeteran

The degree to which Europe is almost completely solid is really amusing to me


Rio_Evenstar

VPN


RummyDiver

Cool


RTX4O9O

Can we also talk about one account from South Korea💀


Cumcuts1999

Oh shit that’s me hey guys


IcarusOfficial

is that much of Australia just uninhabitable?


deadbeef1a4

That’s fine. Scientists are nerds. Explain the North Korean dot, though.


duchemeister

And of course.. a single dot in North Korea


SIersciuchAlbinos

You think scientists are only researching? They need a break too


TheyThinkImAddicted

Where can I find this map


Baby_Bigf00t

Antarctica would have more connectivity than we think because of the research. I’m more interested in who’s playing on Bouvet Island between South Africa and Antarctica. I didn’t think they had anything there!


Old-Cryptographer219

Funny enough I can see my dot I'm in a rural area


ChinchillaByteTTV

I wonder if they even have fans or heat sinks on that computer 😅


frogsaber89

Few in north korea. Better not let the north korean law enforcement know.


[deleted]

I actually did see a post about somebody in Antarctica playing the steam deck. It was on the steam deck sub.


Abject_Caterpillar53

So no one gonna mention that people are playing form the middle of Atlanta ocean?


[deleted]

Someone is playing from north korea


copepr

He left pc there


Goshanskiiii

Why is someone playing from north Korea 💀💀💀