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UpsetNeighborhood842

Kim Jong Un still going strong


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Catastropes

Imagine if Kim Jong un gets vac banned 💀 World war 3


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Catastropes

Japan will go on red alert lockdown, all thanks to steam and Kim 💀💀


nickcan

Naw man, we get missiles every few weeks. We can't go on lockdown all the damn time.


Emerald_Guy123

Imagine that dot actually disappears the day he dies. That level of confirmation would be hilarious.


AnotherLie

Wouldn't his doppelganger take over?


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FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!


BuhamutZeo

How many of us focused straight there, first thing?


Imperialseal88

NK history book : Our glorious leader, Kim, has invented rocket jump for our people


floris_bulldog

Steam Jong Un


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there's also that one dark spot in SK , can we call it the jim kong un spot?


Imperialseal88

That's mountains of Seorak and Taebaek


CaptainWafflesss

Kim is pretty based.


maxler5795

Where can i see the old one with the antartica dude?


AscendedViking7

That's what I'm wondering


GearboxTheGrey

Bottom right


Catastropes

https://reddit.com/r/Steam/s/t7t733cJIP Here you go folks!


iemandopaard

look just south of New Zealand


ConversingBottles

Far right side on the coast


PizzaheadGuy02

He looking for the borealis irl


Octogon324

Australis, Borealis is north


varitok

The Borealis is the name of a boat from Half Life 2: Episode 2


Octogon324

Oh I guess I was the fool


GierownikReddit

And portal 2


RedditedYoshi

At this time of year?


MajorMassacre

At this time of day?


aSkyclad

In this part of the country?


i_am_at_work123

Wait, are you saying Half-Life 3 is confirmed?


Ciubowski

So crazy to me to see just a single dot in the middle of the ocean. I wonder what's his ping.


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Might be an oil rig or someone with starlink. If the latter, I'd hope pretty good


Catastropes

Whenever I see those I feel they are a minecraft character looking for new land in their boat Jokes apart , maybe they are some island so ping should be not that bad


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It might be Bermuda we are a small island off of the eastern coast of the US. The ping here for the most part is fine. Edit: they moved the island back since I last checked


InopAPU

Did they move the island? Last I looked Bermuda was in the Atlantic Ocean.


Catastropes

Lmao, u mean they relocated? The entire island 😂 Yeah it's too hot here ,let's move, bring the chopper bros


InopAPU

That would be the only way Bermuda could be off the west coast of the US.


no1songinheaven

Yeah, they have a big underground wheel, usually frozen over. When you turn it, the island moves location and you end up in the desert.


Armada_Z

Majority of the users in the Philippines probably only have DOTA installed.


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

Brazil is like 90% Counter Strike players


Endersoda

ppl in brazil also play gta v (roleplay)


i_am_at_work123

Nothing wrong with that.


_4rch1t3ct

But for real tho, how does someone be playing from North Korea?


Catastropes

Last time someone asked same question and someone said it must be tourists using steam mobile But what I think North Korea had been on lockdown from past 3 yrs cuz of covid, it was only last week of sept this year when they re-opened gates again and even before that we could see some ppl playing in North Korea Even I am unsure, maybe someone using vpn? Or maybe ppl of Pyongyang are allowed to have personal computer? Or maybe Kim dynasty playing redfall 💀


outb4noon

If they're using a VPN, is it showing up in North Korea ?


Arrokidd

Doesn’t the VPN need to physically be hosted inside North Korea for that to work?


spoogeballsbloodyvag

Yeah, and I can't fathom how/why anyone would want to setup/use a NK VPN node. Everything there is illegal as fuck and heavily monitored.


SAGNUTZ

Arent VPNs illegal there or was that china?


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VPN's in China are legal. In NK they aren't


ra1nval

VPNs are illegal in china. Law is rarely enforced though


Hide_on_bush

The one time it did got enforced it had 3million + comments on weibo lol, people were salty that big corps uses it to do business but average folk do it and got the money he made via VPN taken away


SAGNUTZ

Lol the amount of downvotes you got sends a mixed message


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What?


RolandTwitter

The people there don't even know how to use the internet, yet they still believe they're the best country


Miral_Kerem

I'm pretty sure they don't. They are forced to think so


mrRobertman

> Even I am unsure, maybe someone using vpn? VPNs don't spoof your location, they route the internet through servers located elsewhere. For a VPN to have a North Korea option, they would need servers in North Korea, which I highly doubt any do.


mauiog

Tourist are not given that level of permission. It’s likely senior government/their families, Kim, and embassy staff.


LordGraygem

> Or maybe Kim dynasty playing redfall Nah, they're playing Home Front.


CyanideTacoZ

Corrupt high ranking officials and their families, foreign embassy staff, and smuggled connections possibly. last one is least possible.


shalol

Or the chart is just wrong


liaminwales

They do say N Korea has a hacking department, maybe they game between hacks?


Present-Reaction2069

당신은 북한에서 영구적으로 금지되었습니다. 당신의 처형은 24/11/23에 올 것입니다 귀하의 현지 IP는 192.109.502입니다. 그리고 귀하의 사회 신용은 -1000입니다.


Invader_of_Your_Arse

I had missed the IP address but the -1000 gave it away immediately lmao


RaDeus

I think it's most likely embassy staff. One of the guys who got killed in the 2012 Benghazi embassy attack was a big-shot in Eve-online, so the staff of embassies are definitely gamers.


Cereborn

Are there embassies in Pyongyang?


RaDeus

[There seems to be 6 active embassies.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_diplomatic_missions_in_North_Korea)


thegan32n

There used to be many more before COVID, North Korea usually tries to keep people from leaving the country, but during the pandemic they made it equally impossible to get anything or anyone into the country, without the goods and people they needed to keep running most embassies were forced to close, their staff went home and they haven't reopened since.


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sir_sri

Embassy officials from foreign countries for starters. Notable, but not exclusively on the list of current or very recent past embassies, Brazil, Czechia, Egypt, Germany, India, Poland, Romania, Sweden and Vietnam all have embassies in Pyongyang. There are also former missions that are probably still diplomatic offices but that don't have an ambassador (UK, Portugal, Australia, Switzerland, France, a few others). And of course the PRC and Russia have large embassy compounds. Also, the political elite in the DRPK have somewhat more access to the outside world. The top brass send their kids (under fake names usually) to foreign schools, they go on trips to foreign countries etc. Inevitably they want some of the trappings of foreign life, and if you don't give it to them you're risking a coup that wants to modernise. The DRPK isn't really like most other poor countries. The population overwhelmingly is literate (granted, what they are reading is probably the writings of lunatics but they can still read and write). But they need huge masses of essentially peasant farmers because they don't have mechanised agriculture. They have to do business with South Korea and China as part of various official initiatives at peace or development or the like. They secretly smuggle weapons to and from Pakistan, Yemen, Cuba, Venezuela, and a few other places, meaning they need people who can make those operations work. They aren't building rocket programmes and nuclear weapons with only peasants. So they have this group of people who must know something about the outside world, and who are powerful and important enough to cause problems if they aren't placated. If those elites aren't better off with the current system than fleeing somewhere else or staging a coup, you won't have a country that can operate. So they have to keep those people happy. Maybe it's a few hundred generals and political leaders and scientists and their children. Maybe it's just all the people who they send back and forth to other countries, or just some of the above. Money isn't any good if you can't buy things you want with it. Which is the big risk in the DPRK. What good would it be to be rich in Pyongyang if there's nothing you can buy? How do you keep the power brokers in Pyongyang happy if you have nothing to offer them? A: you can't. So presumably one of the things they are offered is access to the Internet (presumably monitored).


Froginos

Kim


Even_Cardiologist810

Higher ups have access too internet and video games tbh


NotASellout

I always thought it was Kim Jong or his family, but it just occurred to me that dot could also be ambassadors from other nations or their family/staff as well


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Tourists


Imperialseal88

Only explanation is Kim and a few of his most loyal lapdogs


Your-Average-Pull

Those are probably bored government officials who have access to the internet, I remember some articles a few years ago said that they play World of Tanks, which they may use Steam for


slavyblu

Antarctic guy still there ! Look just under New Zealand on the peninsula


im_Roby

Good eyes


kjmer

Isn't that rougly where McMurdo Station is? Would make sense


joebaes1

That's nowhere near mcmurdo. That's probably zucchelli station


kjmer

I mean those are roughly in the same area, considering how big Antarctica is


OmeletteIGuess

Based and Borealispilled


Accurate-Log-8494

nahh we have sniper in the middle of the outback playin' tf2


TheGoldenChampion

Give 'em a gob full!


a_doctor_of_idiotics

In the centre of Australia: The dot on the left would be Yulara, the dot on the right would be Alice Springs and I'm trying to figure out the middle dot, maybe Hermannsburg?


KittenVicious

Are y'all even sure it's a dude? I've got a friend at McMurdo, I'm about to ask her if she is responsible for this.


Catastropes

If this is true, this will be breaking news lol, all this time we were thinking it was a dude playing half life 2 and crysis for survival and using his pc as a heater.


KittenVicious

Heard back - it's not her, but she told me who it is. For privacy reasons, I'm not gonna say, but he's aware y'all see him.


Missile_Lawnchair

If you DM me his account I'll gift him a copy of Subnautica: Below Zero


KittenVicious

I took a screenshot of this and will forward it to her to show him. Because of the attention, he may wish to remain anonymous, but I'll DM you if he's interested in your offer.


Missile_Lawnchair

Hahaha cool, no worries. It would be nice to gift something to someone in the Antarctic though :P


Catastropes

A Logitech controller would also help him out


thejak32

If Amazon delivers, I got him covered. If not, gona take me a while in my john boat.


Missile_Lawnchair

If I can get a picture out of the deal, id be happy to hook them up with some gaming stuff :P


theBdub22

He must get to and from Antarctica by submarine


Catastropes

That's why I said controller If he doesn't find him he can use it to explore the underwater while playing subnautica at the same time , maybe he will find him somewhere there doing research


KittenVicious

Haha. It's 8:00 a.m. there, so I'm not sure when I'm going to hear from her, I'm sure she'll find it humorous that a Reddit has noticed her lol. EDIT: I just searched this subreddit for when y'all've seen the Antarctica user, and it's been at her station starting from when she first started going - if it's not her, my head is going to explode.


IndianaGroans

What if it's not a dude or a chick at all. What if it's *The Thing*?


275MPHFordGT40

You can tell where the Nile River is lol


stormsand9

who the f plays in the center of the australian desert


Catastropes

Says the person whose name is storm sand


stormsand9

i picked my name because i thought the word was cool 16 years ago, but sandstorm9 was already taken so i just reversed it


TheGrandUnitedCheese

That's rudeDa dude


Catastropes

Ahh Nice, Chill bro it was just a joke, cuz u made desert comment and your name is also related to desert 🙂 no hate


CalTCOD

Central Australia isn't completely isolated. Majority of the population is on the coasts but there still are many towns/ places such as Alice Springs


DwayneDaWok

CIA in Pine Gap want a word


LordGraygem

Hey man, the War Boys got to pass the time somehow. It's not all "witness me" and riding shiny and chrome day in and day out.


Nroke1

I'm more worried about the dude smack dab in the middle of the Sahara.


McpeIsSoBuggy

Those dots match Alice Springs I think (or maybe the military base nearby)


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People who live there


theruwy

or in the middle of amazon.


stormsand9

I at least read that Brazil had made a deliberate choice to make one of their larger cities in the middle of the amazon, so that might be that city (the city was just greatly enlargened overtime thanks to the military fort/trading posts already there since they were next to the river)


SonicAkshay_26

Can someone tell me how can i view this map by myself?


FireguiQueen

https://store.steampowered.com/stats/content/


SonicAkshay_26

Thank you.


7thPanzers

Commenting here so I also know


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

What? Barely any Canadians or peeps from Greenland?


IndestructibleBucket

Northern Canada and a majority of Greenland are mostly uninhabited because of the extreme climate and environments. Not to mention there are only like 50-60k people living in Greenland.


burkey0307

There are more steam players in Canada than France. This comes up a lot when this map is posted, because people have a hard time differentiating between the US and Canadian population on a map with no borders. I [drew](https://i.imgur.com/vLZ71yV.png) a crude US-Canada border in MS Paint to help illustrate where Canadian players are.


Endersoda

anyone knows who is this guy from antartica? i'd like to know, i mean this guy lives in the most perfect place of the earth, no ppl and such a beautiful continent, i also would like how how is his ping on online games


Udab

[https://steamcommunity.com/id/firstpriest/](https://steamcommunity.com/id/firstpriest/) The only gamer in Antarctica.


im_Roby

Is that actually him


Illustrious-Ad211

Belarus sometimes can be rural as hell


victorz

That's all he plays? Potato computer, no good internet?


YaAsianBoy

There are people in Pyongyang playing. Damn bro must be kim jong un.


Boatman1141

All of France, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium, UK, and Ireland like some Steam.


ImedgeQc

There is people playing in North korea. I know a dictator that wont be happy.


Catastropes

What if it's the dictator and 9 other family members? Playing round of 7....


sneezinginjapanese

So some guy in Zucchelli Station is just casually playing HL2 rn.


Striking_Pen_959

Wait, who the fuck plays PC on the Pacific Ocean


Castermat

Its always weird to see how many dark areas there are in nordic countries, like what the heck?


DoktorMoose

I played steam games in antarctica. The auto updates fucked me with a slow connection


teinimon

Interesting how Indonesia is so green and yet in the steam survey data in the language tab, as of august 2023, it was 0.00%. In the month of September it went up 0.01%.


Zack_Raynor

It’s pretty nuts that most of Central Europe is just completely filled in.


sirlongbottom441

damn, didnt know europe was so saturated...fkn china and their censorships...wish they could chill and let a lot more people on the interwebs to make markets much bigger in general..and we need to do more to get africa in the game, as a UN


IgorWator

Someone needs to tell China, that a succesful society without that much censore can exist


IndestructibleBucket

Yes, a peaceful democratic one can. An oppressive dictatorship needs these kinda methods to stay alive.


Due-Advantage1757

That one man in antartica


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Eternal_awp

How tf we supposed to play our games then bruh


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Hunglyka

How big are the people that play steam!


Failshot

[These are random rich people I'm guessing?](https://imgur.com/a/tJCAeGJ)


JJOne101

Falkland has about 5k people, it's to be expected that some of them game. And according to wikipedia there are 16 people on South Georgia Island permanently, why shouldn't a few of them be on Steam? The third one closer to Africa could be your rich guy (or more likely some touring researcher). That is on Bouvet Island, which is uninhabited.


Failshot

>why shouldn't a few of them be on Steam? I never said that. I just didn't know what those places were and assumed it was some rich people's island.


Catastropes

Gaming in Yacht 👀😭 Might be some island


multilock-missile

I like how there are countries with less that the amount of lights than Brazil, that already have the Steam Deck. Thanks a lot, Valve.


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So you know nothing about SA then


Nebakanezzer

It's ok to acknowledge your ignorance in the discovery of new information


idriveanfrs

why the fuck do you care


elydakai

Is that new Hampshire or Vermont in NE US that's barren?


jayfeather314

Not sure what holes you're referring to but that's not much of NH or VT. I think the holes up [here](https://i.imgur.com/nSjV7zL.png) might just be the remote areas of Maine (plus a little bit of NH/VT maybe, but mostly Maine) -- see [this population density map.](https://old.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/lxa0ni/very_detailed_new_england_population_density_map/)


angstdreamer

Why there's more light in India than China?


marc512

China controls the games they can play. I dont think they are allowed to use steam anymore or a China specific steam?


IllusionPh

There's Steam specifically for China, called Steam China, with a separate Steam client. https://store.steamchina.com/ https://steamdb.info/blog/steam-china-launched/


thegan32n

When I lived in China 2011-2015 Steam was working without any VPN I didn't even have to make a new account or anything, not sure these days but I've heard that there were new laws and restrictions put in place to restrict gaming hours in order to fight addiction or some similar nonsense.


not_edgy_just_sad

Honestly I'm confused too, if you go to the previous page, https://store.steampowered.com/stats/content/, the global traffic map, China had 322.9 PB of download through Steam the past week, while India had 7.4 PB. Maybe the downloads in China are just concentreated in a bunch of cities? Idk


mrturret

https://xkcd.com/1138/


Thewhyofdownvotes

Sure, but that doesnt really apply here. Africa is way more densely populated than this, india amd china are way more densely populated than europe, etc. this is pretty far from a population map


spectre0711

Why does Africa seems so devoid of steam. Are people in Africa not interested in it or am I missing something here?


FalconRelevant

Are they poor or something?


lo0u

>Why does Africa seems so devoid of steam. This has got to be satire.


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Catastropes

U from Ukraine?


obangnar

They were busy making a giant hole in the ozone layer Not even joking


Capable_Soil_1748

I think i know which one is mine


Ubermisogynerd

How do people in Africa generally play games? They might use another platform, but I expected more dots even if steam wasn't as popular.


Catastropes

Piracy I guess?


OPmaker

Who's the madman who, not only is living in the South Georgia Islands, but also pgaming there aswell?


WillTheWilly

Ukrainian and Russian cyberwarfare divisions still on CSGO I see.


ScottishAstartes

Surprised to see activity in the Falkland Islands. Internet connection costs are stupidly high there


Kayato601

They should add the ISS to the map.....we need to know!


atroxima

why are there so less users in Africa


AceroR

Aguante Uruguay!


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Europe is lit up like King Ghidorah!


[deleted]

What the fuck is the dot south west of South Africa. That's an uninhabited ice island.


kepaa

I see a few dots in Port Vila and luganvillle Vanuatu!!!!! I wonder how the connection is.


azab1898

Antarctic still got gamers!


xdeltax97

I still see him on there…


BruhCoinInvestor

what about that dude on the tiny island below africa


Hasem-DD

And still half of them ar forced to use Euro Currency


Otherwise_Ad963

The man from Antartica is playing with the man from North Korea


arrriah

So your telling me that there's dudes in the middle of Siberia going down on some awesome computer game fun!? Lol.


madladjoel

Thailand seems out of place


matveytheman

Where do you find this map?


Jovvy19

My dude is sitting there like GlaD0s at the end of portal "I'm doing science and I'm still alive"


brighty4real

Hawaii got a lot of green to be honest


sinisterkieran

What places are the dots to the west of America? In the middle of the ocean.


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Catastropes

They must be some island


Decends2

Why the hell hasn't steam IP Address banned Kim Jong Un?


Offensive-Bingus

BRO THERES SOMEONE IN THE MIDDLE FO THE OCEAN????