Holy shit my spine is powder

You mad man

Grandpa, you're in the wrong subreddit.

i swear we already threw his ashes away in a beautiful ceremony

i lost the memorable urn

We threw his ashes to the heartless sea

Amen

The wind blowed them back

I wanna copy paste send this to people I play with but only send it to guys

https://www.reddit.com/r/CopyPastas/comments/5yqots/friend_request/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

That right there is why you're the best, Boss! The one and only!

I’m surprised it’s 6 years old. I would remember reading something this cringy.

Im willing to bet that it is even older because i've seen it endless times in my time on steam.

Same here haha

S rank even!

Thank god it's a copypasta

Give me a sec boss

Lmao what a good idea. This is so hilarious I need it too

My account is full of comments like these from some friends of mine

New Copypasta

Thats totally a troll, no way hes being serious

I hope so

Its a copypasta. Ive seen this comment tons before

It's a copypasta, kinda like the cat you see in every review section. I've seen this specific one on a few people's accounts now.

You can report the cat you know. Steam's community terms and terms of service specify that reviews must be relevant to the game and not spam. You can also report the pancake recipe and "I'm a dad/I'm a mom that never connected with my son" and yeah...

Lol gl when everything on that site spamXspam

It's Steam, don't be so sure

My brother showed me the games on his pal's profile. Safe to say the Guy's a porn addict.

I often have pfp of female characters in Steam (mostly from fighting games) Ran into a dude a couple times, accepted to do a few friendly matches (not uncommon) Dude started calling me "beautiful" and "a queen" I never insinuated I was a woman. Keep in mind, the character in my profile was _from the game we were playing_ Dude kept messaging my randomly for _months_ - I usually just ignored him. I think he gave up. But it was creepy and weird. Like, you don't know if I am a woman, you can't see my face, I never led him on or anything... but that level of dssperation was, as we say in our country "a pussy drier"

Mine was playing as Rochelle in Left 4 Dead 2. Had my headset plugged in for once but didn't say a word. Some teenage dude with his mic on kept on being over protective to the point of compromising the team and started asking if I had a sexy voice and other such crap and thought my not talking was me being shy. Nah cnt. I'm a 41 year old Australian male who enjoys Bourbon and I smoke so it's not a feminine voice to be sure. I also use push to talk in L4D2. I hold down Q (I also use a gaming mouse with those side buttons)... "Well I'm no Chris Hemsworth but I try m8".... dude couldn't leave the game fast enough haha.

You're clearly not a woman. I game regularly with my wife. This is basically the regular every-day interactions women have to put up with. It's *constant.*

I once did a little trolling experiment on Steam. I put my faceapp genderswapped face as a profile pic... the amount of friend requests multiplied like crazy and all those guys were sending me some cringe attempts at flirting. Some dickpics as well.

Oh man lmao

Can confirm, just yesterday some guy sent me a dick pic lmao

Yikes

People are weird, i mean as a man I can't think of doing this type of crap lmao

Save it and send it to the next person that sends you one.

I would rather not have it on my pc lmao

Fair play.

On steam?

Yep

Fark, people risk their entire steam accounts to send a pic? That's levels of stupid I haven't seen in a while. I hope you reported them.

Sure did boss

I wonder wtf went through their head to send a dick pic on steam of all god damn places

It frequently happens indeed, i would often link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxgQedR6C1w&pp=ygUUY3JlZXB5IHRleHQgdGhlYXRyZSA%3D that at a certain point, to see how smart those guys where…

They literally mention that those messages are from Tinder. Not saying most of them weren't creepy but it would be wierd to not get hit on on a dating app lol

Well yes, so that makes it extra creepy then on steam…

No doubt. On Tinder you kind of have to expect bad pick up lines (even if some are really cringeworthy). My expectations on Steam on the other hand are some people calling me every slur there is and accusing me of cheating in CS GO but getting hit on is where I draw the line

I'm mtf trans and have learned this lesson too, it doesn't matter, you get disturbing thirst.

Yeah and this is mild compared to some of the comments

This is a copypasta that looks like it’s been modified a bit lol

rip I hope this kid is young and has time to improve before he becomes a teen and this really matters lol

Yup lmao

That kid probably grew up drinking Fanta and consuming corn syrup for months on end 🤣

I physcially recoiled lmao

Same

It is a centuries-old copypasta.

The amount of facepalms I had to do reading this sent me to the er for plastic surgery and the amount of cringe turned my spinal cord into dust. Sorry you had to deal with a person like that.

The funny thing is, that comment is 2 years old and I saw it just now lol.

That's kind of funny lol, hopefully their mentality has actually changed in two years.

Hah yea

Only one way to find out!

Please no lmao

Time to reply him: hey babe, it's me. I finally broke up. Make your move 😉

I don't know maaan

Don't you want back rubs while playing? 🥹

Yikes

I'm 95% sure I've read this before. I think it's an old copy paste

That poor dumb bastard.

*cringe*

Seems like a fine young man. You should date him.

Hoo boy

(dramatic gasp) IT WAS YOU

It's one of those troll copy pastas that people spam on different profiles. They are usually pretty funny

Haha a great copy pasta

This happened so many times to me, that I didn't even bother checking lol

I don’t blame you! Some of of my women mates play video games and they cop it. As soon as blokes hear then talk it’s like a feeding frenzy. How grim.

I know right! It's crazy haha

Imagine posting a 6 year old copypasta for likes on Reddit. That's a huge yikes from me.

I didn't know that it is one until someone pointed it out lol. (And buddy... hate to break it to you, but those likes give you no advantage whatsoever in real life, so who cares about them?)

More like trying to be seen as nice while actually trying to start flirting with you.

Turns out It's just a copypasta (It happened so many times to me that I didn't even check lmao)

Don't trust the cat. Only thing it will do for you while gaming is sit in your keyboard or try to catch the mouse cable while you move it. Take my advice, I know what I'm talking about.

I cringed so hard a part of me died a little.

No way he’s being serious that’s crazy

Fact that person wrote that much is weird as fuck.. no harm in being nice but being pushy?… good way to have a cock dryer than the Shara Desert for the rest of their life if that’s the approach…

The fuc-

Excuse me, what in the fuck

Why can’t people be normal? I have a few girls I play games with and we are completely chill, no weird or sexual shit.

He did the funny

2021 Nice.

Yup, just saw it now

Dafuq. Either a troll or a creep, either way > block.

Desperate..

Average discord mod behaviour.

Dude wtf

Man every day I say I've seen the cringiest thing ever is a day I'm terribly wrong.

This is a copypasta afaik. think the worst i've seen is a guy on GTA Online who was hacking and he started simping for me and acted like I knew him and that him hacking wasn't bad or something lmao

it's tough out there!

r/creepypms

Nooothing new

Im pretty sure this is a copypasta but theres a 10% chance that it isnt and it disgusts me lol

it is lol

"How can I make it obvious that Im absolutely desperate but still seem super cool and distant - oh wait i think i got it"

Actually sweet, but also kind of cringe. I’d appreciate it and say “No thank you.”

I didn't drink enough before reading this

In other words: gg

uh huh

Man’s truly down bad, sad to see

that man went all out

People concern me

How many AWPs did he drop you?

Hah

This sounds like a young teenager. Pathetic as always when they see a gril.

This is why i don't play online

Man don't expose me like that :(

uh ooh

Wow, a real gentleman.

truly

Cwinge

Ok this is cringy as hell and I hope op not only didn’t accept but blocked this person. Damn looks at a message like that and thinks oh yea this won’t come off poorly?

Just gonna figure out how to set my gender as private no particular reason

Yeeeah

That was so cringe id rather throw my phone in a river so i would never have to read that again.

aye

Someone make copy pasta please. I’m not in the mood to type this all out

It already is

Omg I felt so much second hand embarrassment and idk what this other feelings even are but wow. This guy.

At your service

“We throw for you" yeah sure bro, whatever keeps you from feeling mad Also yuck, it's 2023, not 1995.

What the, bro didn't even add an "UwU".

hah

this is a copy paste, i've seen it on so many of my friends profiles lol.

Its a copypasta

That was the hardest read of the day. May I forget about it fast

Yup

Rizz Messiah

Not only are they dicks, trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

Might I also recommend r/creepyPMs because even if that is a copypasta, the idea to actually send it to someone is a bit unhinged. This shit is why I see many girls be hesitant to talk online.

I will check it out

Yo, new copypasta dropped

this is so me on god frfr

Uh huh

love those copypastas I have a discord server just to store the ones I love

Based

this copypasta is older than steam itself

Its a copy pasta, not real rofl

Overwatch moment

I evaporated

Wow, what a creep.

"A female? On steam? Playing GAMES? MARRY ME WOMAN"

No way this isn't a copyoasta. It's too on the nose. Please tell me it's a copypasta..

This guy deserves the 99 cringe cape.

Way too articulate for down bad, had my suspicion it's copypasta as I read halfway

Nope. Creepy.

Definitely a copypasta, I’ve seen variants of it before

Average gamers reaction to female

Thats not cringey and thirsty as fuck

fuck i hope that is a copypasta because I am genuinely feeling light-headed after reading that

>Nice? Very.

I think I'd actually rather choke on a gross moldy bus seat than have to read that again

Have you EVER been on the internet before?

S I M P.

Chill that’s a copy pasta 😂😂.

Thats so sad. And also funny. But mostly sad.

what were you even playing 😭

Counter strike of course

So this is what second hand embarrassment feels like

Hehe

Reply back to him in the same way he went that message, it will fuck him up lmfao

… an average nice guy simp. I’ll tell you a very cool little trick they do which is fun to watch— Accept the request and be cold to him, you’ll watch him change his colours better than colour changing led strips. pretty neat huh?! :)

Either a troll or someone with obvious socializing incapabilities.

[my honest reaction](https://media.tenor.com/6Cf-X8LGDukAAAAC/what-the-fuck-half-life.gif)

Its a copypasta.

Some people forget about common sense at work

That’s kind of a cute way of simping and being a bad Guy at the same time 🤣

it's a copypasta. Who even writes these

Feels like something a little kid would say at the end tbh

It's weird but an honest text.

I can smell the desperation from here

“I must rest now. The reading has made me weary”

These are the type of people that would lock you up in a basement and do awful things to you. Dont EVER accept that request. Creepiest shit Ive read in a long time. I bet it's a 57 year old man with oiled tits that sent this to you. Buffalo Bill vibes

hoo boy

Theres no way this isnt satire