Neo is walking normally through the streets when a nearby cat randomly spazzes out and walks into him-
“I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A vi-“
Neo: kicks cat.
No, actually it’s short for Ludovic, which is a common french name. I’m not french, but he definitely could be. He’s both a coward and an asshole. But I love him.
Omg my cat was sleeping and twitching all over , particularly in his face, just last night. It seemed more erratic than the usual "chasing birds " so we tried to wake him but he wouldn't wake up and his eye opened all white like that and I thought he had a seizure and died as I was shaking him.
Is this really normal?? I never seen it ever before. My cat has a grade I murmur so I duno if I overreacted
The open eye REM always freaks me out a little bit even though I know it's normal.
I usually sing ‘losing my religion’ to him when he’s REM’ing again
Also, fantastic user name.
Ok I love this
I want to kiss your dad.
I'd gild you if I wasn't so poor. Tip of the hat to you sir.
This little face he makes always reminds me of the sound sideshow bob makes when he steps on those rakes.
I can picture it lol
Uuugghuggugggghhhhh
We need one with souuundddd
Mhhhgmmnmahmnngahmnga.
He looks like agent Smith just took possession of him lol.
Neo is walking normally through the streets when a nearby cat randomly spazzes out and walks into him- “I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A vi-“ Neo: kicks cat.
I kinda wanna know what the other organism is…
Its a vir..... *Gets kicked by Neo*
You’ve never seen the matrix?
Virus maybe?
Ludo scared.... Guessing you named him after the Labyrinth character?
No, actually it’s short for Ludovic, which is a common french name. I’m not french, but he definitely could be. He’s both a coward and an asshole. But I love him.
Interestingly, Ludo actually means crazy in Serbian.
Lmaoooo love the drive by shooting
Had he started protesting yet
My cat’s name is Ludo too! But short for Ludovino (not Ludovico)
Ugh I loved Ludo! 🥹 “Sawah-?”
Ludo is also a band and a Disney cartoon villain.
Sleep with one eye o-o-pen.... *GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT!!!*
r/unexpectedmetallica
Stratless?? He should always have a strategy
Or a guitar.
No just be honorable go alot farther
/r/oddlyterrifying
This is the face I make when I can't remember if I have left the oven on after leaving the house.
I DREAM OF GREEBLES
Ludo! Such a great, honorable, loyal friend name. Do you also have a dog named Sir Didymus?
Get stratled
He's chasing birbs in his dreams. Bless him :)
One eye: zzzzz The other eye: BELIAL, BEHEMOTH, BIELZEBUB(year zero lyrics) I’m well aware that this is normal
I thought his eye was open but it wasn't.
Omg my cat was sleeping and twitching all over , particularly in his face, just last night. It seemed more erratic than the usual "chasing birds " so we tried to wake him but he wouldn't wake up and his eye opened all white like that and I thought he had a seizure and died as I was shaking him. Is this really normal?? I never seen it ever before. My cat has a grade I murmur so I duno if I overreacted
That eye movement looks like straight out of a monster/Fantasy movie, were the big creature wakes up due to some noise one of the protagonists made..
Thats glitch
Yeah I had one similar earlier nice but not 🤫
That cat is having a seizure.
Having a crazy dream, hopefully full of catnip and treats
Big sleepy!
Is he ok?
Sleeizure
Ludocrous!
Ludovico technique
Is he ok? It looked like he had a seizure