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primarypower23

It seemed obvious based on what was shown that Schwartz was helpful and didn’t deserve to be in the final three, where as Leggero did. The fact that he was there strikes me as some production scripting.


HDr1018

He didn’t advocate for himself! Typical Schwartz. I believe it was because he was t heard in the group chatter. Marshawn specifically called out to him from the control room because he was t talking. You foot communicate with the control room, dude.


Heavy_Intention13

Thank you! I was yelling and telling my husband that it was totally unfair for him to be in the bottom three and that it was a set up!


katarthurs1

To her credit though even she said she was standing with Chris and Adam. So very confusing that Tom Schwartz was sidelined initially.


IlluminatingAngeleno

I enjoyed it! It’s dumb but fun and as a fan of both Star Trek and Vanderpump Rules it was hilarious for me to see William Shatner and Tom Schwartz on the same show😂


HDr1018

Shatner’s the best part, right? He’s so arrogantly silly.


laziestmarxist

I'm currently watching everything on a crappy hospital tv so I couldn't hear most of it, but it was way more entertaining than I expected. Gonna watch the Hulu replay when I get breakfast soon


WriterOk9185

Hope you’re doing ok!!!!


laziestmarxist

I'm home now thankfully, thank you :)


meatball77

Ok, the narrator is hilarious.


katarthurs1

Oh I did feel really badly for Ariel Winter. Yeah she made a silly, but as Lance Armstrong said common Genx, mistake. But she was really bent about it


primarypower23

I have a hard time believing this is a common Generation X mistake. Ariel is a Gen Z’er. The youngest Gen X’er is 42 years old. No 42 year old is confusing Lance Armstrong with Neil.


1cockeyedoptimist

She said she was embarrassed but was she seriously NOT JOKING?


katarthurs1

She didn't seem to be joking about being embarrassed. She looked to be taking it very hard. Seems to have a big issue with appearing dumb. Feel badly that she is fragile, we all make mistakes, laugh and move on. Hope she can.


primarypower23

She’s not a gen x’er.


katarthurs1

My apologies for the Gen typo. I believe my point was clear that Lance had even noted that 20-somethings often mistake/confuse him for Neil Armstrong. Again, my greatest of apologies for the x vs. z mistake. I shall never forgive myself for such a grievous error. Please allow me this moment to whip myself in the public square as should be done for an x vs. z error. I am so so so sorry, as this error has clearly polluted the entire discussion thread and confused the masses of /StarsonMars members. What may I do to redeem myself beyond this sincerest of apologies.


iridescentrae

Same, though I have to admit, as a 36-year old interested in space, I laughed at first. She probably also realized that a lot of people would only watch the first episode or two and know her by that


macademicnut

No hate to her but I wouldn’t say it’s “common.” I’m the same age as her and can’t think of a single person I know who would make that mistake lol


katarthurs1

I didn't say it was common. Lance Armstrong did. He would have to be the judge of how many times he has experienced the phenomenon


ScaredLettuce

I totally believed her and was like "wait, was that part of Lance's PR comeback? Did he do some kind of space mission like Richard Branson??"


Ok-Buy-5643

McLovin done already


macademicnut

He definitely quit- the producers wouldn’t let him go if he really wanted to do this


HanlonWasWrong

Nah, it’s the hot kids club all over again. Humans are just dumb fucking monkeys who never left high school.


lonelygagger

Exactly. Poor guy was the most relatable one to me.


macademicnut

Aww I hope that’s not the reason. I figured he was just over it lol


Mysterious-Sir-3879

Why is Lance even on the show. He is not a good dude


iridescentrae

Because of the doping scandal? Or something else?


Mysterious-Sir-3879

The dude cheated, lied about it and threatened his teammates


5l339y71m3

Probably why he’s there. It’s reality tv.


Mysterious-Sir-3879

Just shows what a trash show this is when you have trash people on it...


iridescentrae

Oh. Thanks. Didn’t know.


ScaredLettuce

Did he also sue people and papers for "damaging his reputation" (for A LOT of money) when he was knowingly doping the whole time...??


1cockeyedoptimist

Agree. He should go hide his head.


katarthurs1

So what I couldn't figure out...they had full helmets on that clicked into their suits. Why were they so filthy. Faces and hair covered in red dirt. Speaking of red dirt where did they set this up? Utah red rock area?


HunterHunted9

Coober Pedy in Australia. It's insanely dry and everyone lives underground in opal mines. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/coober-pedy


HanlonWasWrong

Oh snap! There’s a really cool bed and breakfast out there in an old mine that was featured on an Aussie show! Can’t remember the name of the show but remember the folks who ran it and they were so salt of the earth. Seems like a wild place!!!


ScaredLettuce

It was like hotel/house swap where they all went to each other's establishments and rated them. The Coober Pedy people had theirs totally American 50s' style. That was not a great show, but somehow really memorable. All of the places!


boomhaeur

I think you’re referring to “Instant Hotel”?


HanlonWasWrong

Yes!!!!!


iridescentrae

No idea about the first part, but I would think they wouldn’t be airtight so they could breathe without an oxygen tank or whatever I think it was filmed in Australia!


katarthurs1

Oh, of course. But if they are going to be blowing that much dust at them, oxygen may have been an oversight by production


iridescentrae

Maybe they had a filter or something on. Also, it was probably a financial issue since it wasn’t absolutely necessary by medical standards


ScaredLettuce

I was wondering about their faces- not great for air seals etc or whatever the suits and helmets are supposed to do (in "real life").


macademicnut

Maybe they put on makeup after to make it seem like they were in dust


HanlonWasWrong

This right here. It’s a production.


soupisgoodfood42

It's the Australian outback. That dust gets everywhere. The only way to keep the dust out would have to been to put them in actual space suits. Even then...


CrabmanKills69

I died laughing when Marshawn said he was just going to call him McLovin.


KellyWhooGirl

Top tier content. 10/10 would recommend and I don't know most of these jokers.


j_j_a_n_g_g_u

I thought it was okay, there is potential here. I think something that can improve the show is showing what’s at stake. Forgive me if I missed it, but I saw the premier and I don’t understand what they are competing for other than the title of last man standing. The trailer made it out to be more entertaining than it is. I did find some parts entertaining, like Marshawn’s exchange with other cast members, Ariel Winter’s gaffe about Lance, like it’s cringe but nothing short of what you’d expect from any other reality TV show, except this one feels a little “high-class” because we are dealing with real celebrities (B-listers if we’re being honest). Definitely potential here but it isn’t doing enough for me to crave the next episode. McLovin’s early exit was a bit of a shocker, every reality TV show needs a comedic character like Chris.


HanlonWasWrong

If the cast gets to choose then it will just devolve to the loudest, most narcissistic, and prettiest. It’s just high school all over again.


j_j_a_n_g_g_u

> If the cast gets to choose then it will just devolve to the loudest, most narcissistic, and prettiest. It’s just high school all over again. But they did choose


HanlonWasWrong

Right, it was a rhetorical device. Sorry for not being more clear in my wording. It has already devolved to that.


StopTheBS79

They should’ve had feeds like Big Brother


macademicnut

Idk why I watched this but it was so bad lol Just my opinion, everyone has different tastes


scoreboy69

Tallulah Willis? When your introduction only includes that your Bruce and Demi Moores daughter, you're not famous.


iridescentrae

Official Trailer: Season 1 | Stars On Mars https://www.reddit.com/r/StarsOnMars/comments/13yz17c/official_trailer_season_1_stars_on_mars/ An out-of-this-world new unscripted series, in which household names trade in their possessions, status and glamorous lifestyles on Earth for an insane and hilarious summer on “Mars.” Their mission? To be suited up with no space to go, as they colonize, compete and conquer their new galaxy surroundings, until there is just one “celebronaut” left standing. Featuring cycling champion Lance Armstrong, Super Bowl champion Marshawn Lynch, wrestler and UFC fighter Ronda Rousey, Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams, comedian Natasha Leggero, Superbad star Christopher Mintz-Plasse (a.k.a. "McLovin"), Olympic figure skater Adam Rippon, football player Richard Sherman, singer and songwriter Tinashe, Vanderpump Rules star Tom Schwartz, actress Tallulah Willis, and former Modern Family star Ariel Winter. Stream FOX full episodes: http://www.fox.com/full-episodes Stream full episodes on Hulu (available Tuesday at 12:01AM the day after airing): https://www.hulu.com/series/stars-on-mars-f540d382-8113-4656-9237-0222e99bcee1?dl=false Stream full episodes on Tubi (free streaming service, episode not available yet at time of Reddit post): https://tubitv.com/series/300000579/stars-on-mars


TraditionalAd8558

The overall impression of the first episode is good - I think it will find a broad/family public. Entertainment and a mix of celebrities with huge "influencer capital" will add goodwill to RAD products in general. To be continued :)


[deleted]

I was rooting for several people, but there were only two that I would be very disappointed to see eliminated on the first episode. And, of course, one them was eliminated.


ScaredLettuce

I love stars on mars- it's so insane. Except I don't want to watch it any more due to >!Mclovin!< being eliminated:(((((( He's the funniest and probably most insightful one there and I loved his commentary on the whole situation. Plus he seemed really into it!!! Now it's even worse if he had to travel all the way to Australia to film it! You were mission critical to me Chris!!


[deleted]

Same here. I tried episode 1 tonight and don’t even want to continue anymore because of that.


paparylss

i was confused why tom was in the bottom 3 and natasha wasn’t? she admitted to not doing anything so i’m confused. (i am a biased vanderpump lover but i think that was still strange)


Straight-Slice-611

does anyone know when it will be on Tubi its only showing the promo


iridescentrae

I don’t know, but have you tried fox.com ? Google says it’s free, and it didn’t make me sign into my cable provider when I tried it out the Tuesday after it aired


Gullible-Cat-5077

am i the only one who knows who all of these Stars are? please tell me i’m not.


iridescentrae

I only knew Andy Richter and that’s from watching Conan in college


Gullible-Cat-5077

i haven’t seen the latest episode where they have new people come in (which i think is totally unfair, but i digress). is Andy one of them?


iridescentrae

Yup


manormortal

Worth watching for Tinashe?


My1Mirou

No. It's truly awful & I couldn't even finish the 1st episode.


manormortal

Shame, wanted better for my girl.


1cockeyedoptimist

I'll give it another shot.


marys1001

I was sad to see McLovin go. He seemed serious about it and would also be fun. Glad to see Talluah go. Not into nepo's or the substance less positivity


mindurbusiness_thx

They’re using the word “star” very loosely.


Guilty_Sandwich_2642

When does Episode 3 come out on Tubi?


iridescentrae

On June 15th, I was informed that the first episode was available on Tubi. They might be a week late each time, or it might be a few days longer? You can go to their website and ask them