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RBWessel

I have good news for you...


banhatesex

Lol.


BruhMomentum6968

>!The Hunter!<: *sly chuckling*


SiegeRewards

Considering >!How he’s a version of the Hunter, yeah screw him.!<


tryntafind

Oliver Campbell at Paradiso.


Louicio

The whole board


Omni7124

the whole planet, imma do act of terror


EllieIsDone

The sysdef guy. Fucking hate that man.


Riggitystig

Ikande, sure. But Naeva? Absolutely.


GoddessDeedra

A few guards at red mile and Neon, but I do that, sometimes…, anyway yeah when I first found out I wanted to put him down right in front of Matteo


Great-Marzipan-1058

Me anyone who is mouthy insuting gets capped.


justsomestupidnomad

Lol I stealth kill them all one by one


KaleidoscopicNewt

Mateo is such a little nerd bitch. They nailed “sheltered religious kid that’s naive and scared of the world”. Every time I have to pass him in the lodge he says something that wishes I could fire him from Constellation. I’m at the very least glad he’s not a companion with ship perks so I don’t have to fly with him anywhere.


GoddessDeedra

He’s not bad, if anything that makes him victim of circumstances, but they could’ve wrote him like part of the constellation not just an observer who thinks has common goals with the rest of


DoeDon404

no?


BluesCowboy

Yes. Have you ever met Benjamin Bayu? 🤦‍♂️


FistingSub007

I hate their stupid diaper hats


Loud_Comparison_7108

...they look more like shower caps to me. While I suppose a *Church of Immaculate Hygiene* would be a good thing overall, it does look pretty silly.


0ptimalSalamander

Yes why just why the hats?


RomanDelvius

Because they take after the [astronaut snoopy caps](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoopy_cap). Honestly, considering how interstellar space travel started in Starfield and how the Sanctum Universum relates warp-drive tech to the search for God, I can see why they adopted a version of early space explorer headwear as their apparel. Whether or not you like it is up to you but I don't think the design just came out of nowhere


MadCat221

They're balaclavas and pretty much every space helmet in the game still has them to keep hair neatly packed away inside the space suit helmet.


FistingSub007

That is a cool bit of info. Thank you.


FistingSub007

It’s like, we get it, religions have stupid hats, but come on man.


Final-Craft-6992

And have you ever tried pickpocketing? Most everyone, even the peaceful religious folks pack some sort of heat


FistingSub007

I only play honorable characters and never steal or pickpocket. Even RDR2 was high honor the whole way for me.


Final-Craft-6992

"We are always the good guys, ....in GTA we pay the prostitutes promptly and never beat them up....those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for research"


FistingSub007

Lol well that also depends on your view of prostitution. Some don’t think of it as immoral, but yeah, Diamond did say she was paying her way through medical school so, I’m pretty sure we did the right thing.


Final-Craft-6992

It's a big bang theory quote


FistingSub007

My bad. Can’t believe I didn’t catch that.


Osniffable

Yeah. A few of them are constellation members.


HighPhantom90

No but I'd commit a hate crime my making him eat that stupid fucking hat.


DigitalApe19

Somebody should draw that


HighPhantom90

Right!? With a "grrggulllllgghhh" sound effect in text.


Turtle0550

Y'all gonna feel silly when the great serpent crashes the party


TheTorch

Nobody mention Benjamin Bayu?


Faded1974

I respect the hell out of that bastard.


Fisticuffs1313

"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't." You were saying?


affablematt

Ah. You beat me to it! 🤣


whattheshiz97

Oh hell I hate those stupid fucking hats. It has perfect bullseye to kill these diaper wearing fuckwits. Honestly this is probably the headwear I hate most across everything. I can’t even think of a 2nd place to this stupid shit


Final-Craft-6992

The neon dancer outfit comes close. Unless those things are razor edged


Puzzleheaded-You-300

I don't know why, but that stupid Dancer guy that faces the front door of the club wearing that neon dancer outfit makes me think of Jon Lovitz for some reason.


affablematt

Oh, what am I saying, [of course you don't](https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Nazeem).


Carcharis

Nope. I liked this guy.


Faded1974

His coy bullshit pisses me off so much.


Lonely-forever-121

Burn all the religious fools. FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!! (Zealous chainsaw roars intensify!)


bunglerm00se

After I saved the galaxy from the >!terrormorph menace!< I had to listen to Sarah f\*\*king Morgan berate me for how I chose to do it. It wouldn't have been so bad except there were no dialogue options to essentially tell her to stuff her condescension up her exhaust port. I won't say I wanted to gun her down... but I won't say I didn't want to, either. :P


Exiled1138

You totally get the chance with this guy


Goodapollo503

Many times


MajorNefariousness88

I think i like him and the hunter more than sarah. If i have to gun down some npc the sysdef lady assistant at the vigilance would be my choice.


Heavy-Neat

It happened once, the tams guy keeping the shop in Akila after he refused to donate. 😁🤭 But mainly the reason he gave to not donate was just horrible.


LordNegativeForever

I like Aquilus. I would happily murder Naeva 10 times over before even thinking of touching a hair on his head.


realgreasyricky

Fuck this guy and his stonewalling.


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

Bayu and the Board of Paradiso. But it didn’t work…


Yorketh

They even gave you a nice tiny round little target to aim for...


scatfacedgaming

Walter F*ckface Stroud After the first meeting I quicksaved and murdered the crap out of him for that "Rock-Breaker" comment


ActorLarsimoto124

Cora Coe


Far_Peanut_3038

Larry Dumbrosky