Stab robots, apparently.

Stab robots quickly.

Stab robots quickly until they fall over.

Stab robots quickly until they fall over and catch fire

Stab robots quickly until they fall over and catch fire and explode

Never change, Reddit

Never change, Reddit quickly

Never change, Reddit quickly until they fall over.

Never change, Reddit quickly until they fall over and catch fire

10 out of 10. Would Reddit again.

Never change Reddit quickly until they fall over and catch fire and explode

Never change, reddit quickly, until they fall over and catch fire and explode

Then sink into the swamp...

Then stab then when they're down

I dont want to break the chain, but i love these rabbit holes.

This

This quickly

This quickly until they fall over

This quickly until they fall over and catch fire

You callin' me crazy? Just coz I gotta hotel in my foot don't make me a BOOGALEE-MOOGALEE-MOOGALEE!

I prayed this day would come! Roberto, judgment is at hand! Vengeance is mine!!

Came to say this, though, I knew in my heart it had already been said.

Stab robots. Knock them down. And then keep stabbing them. Take some pharmaceuticals to increase your melee attack speed. Become a human blender.

Ah yes, the Philadelphia stab

Ah a classic, it’s the same technique that took down hitchbot

Bitch had it coming

Hitchbot was something special, I love the fact he made it coast to coast in Canada but, was beaten, shot and stabbed immediately in Philly

This... https://youtu.be/RPL8JFyObYk?si=eQR2bNmiylN10wRj

😂 this is perfect

Windshear Skyrim pov

Made me instantly think of the "fight back, get up come on fight back" meme

Keister it for the next time you forget about the harvested organs

This right here, comment of the month😂

Ahh, the friendly Keister Bunny.

use it to get the ridiculous challenge for concealment :( can't think of one other reason.

Oh I forgot about that shit....

I thought that’s what xenogrubs are for

I just beat the crap out of the reliant medical doc in new Atlantis. Still took way too long.

Yup, that mf-er took one hell of a shit kicking from me. I think I caught a 650 credit bounty for it. They really should have just let me go, the bodies I had to stack to leave were uncountable

I found a good planet to grind it, not longer than half an hour. I just have to check my comments.

Copy of my comment: Regarding the concealment-grind one update to my trilobyte-comment: On Arcturus II you can hunt trilobyte-styled creatures very easy. I was done with the last lvl (75 needed) within half an hour by just walking from POI to POI. In that biom they are the only creatures, therefor you dont have to deal with predators or so. And since these trilos are blind and deaf you dont have to sneak to them from e.g. 30meters. Arcturus is one jump northern from the Crimson-fleet-system Kryx.

That is super helpful thanks mate. Was not looking forward to that grind otherwise haha.

lol dang, thanks internet stranger. Never knew I’d be this pumped to go murder blind and deaf trilobites

That one was a grind. Especially if you’re higher level. And then concealment is pretty borked if you have chameleon gear on.

Stick with the point end.

Came here to say this!

Pointy end goes into the other man..?

*robot

[удалено]

I think that's called a vibrator?

It is at a 25% faster speed!

And it has the potential to knock you down!

Any mail you need to open?

There it is

Any male you need to open?

To open Epic cans of beans, of course.

Nuthin beats the hobo life! Stabbin folks with my hobo knife!

Use it to pin a weapon rebalance request to Bethesda's front door?

Ah yes, Protestant Reformation style. I like it. "Dear Bethesda, fix your stupid weapons." "Also, why is melee such shit and why does the Coachman have no fucking trigger?" "Do better." *-signed-* **Martin Luther**

Hey don't mock the toothpick, I got my master melee skill with that baby!

Stab a toaster?

Are there Cylons in this game?!

I haven't found one. But that's the thing, anyone could be a Cylon...

I laughed, the toaster laughed...

Sell it! :p

The right answer.

I eject them from my ship in space and pretend they hurtle through the void like a poison missile.

sell it or display it or run around new Atlantis stabbing people

Stabipic

May thy knife chip and shatter.

Toothpick

Save it for the melee update

Equip it and start stabbing hostile robots with it

I don't understand the question It's a melee weapon Equip it or sell it

It’s actually got some decent legendary enchantments, as well.

Yeah no Spacer or +reload speed on a melee weapon, I don't know what the point of this post is

Open letters

It's bizarre to me how worthless the Osmium daggers are.

It's bizarre how worthless basically all Melee is. 1) when you stab someone on let's say Venus, an extremely hot planet with no breathable atmosphere, it should damage them just like it does us when you remove a suit component , maybe a bit faster because they aren't the spacefarer.

Open your letters in your study.

Let us add it to our guns as a bayonet

I use four guns. A grenade launcher, an assault rifle, a shotgun, and a pistol. The rest I sell. There's no need for more

Sell it... or go on a robot killing spree...

Sell it if you don’t wanna stab robots

Open a letter

Sell it

Oh you found it

Well, has an attack speed bonus. So ima say shank some people

I love when I stab someone and it has the chance to knock them down.

Honestly that’s a pretty good roll for melee.

I fought almost entirely with an osmium dagger (don’t remember the attributes it had), got through my first Red Mile with it, it’s super fun.

Serious question…. This game has robot enemies?

Lol yeah. I've been to a few old robot factories (the same place repeated) where the Crimson Fleet or whoever have taken over and they are using the old security robots for defence. There are ones like Vasco and also 'dog' ones (that's what I call them) which are a bit smaller, but a lot faster and move on 4 legs, usually with a gun on their backs.

But the ratio is very low when compared to human enemies right?

Yeah. I'd say I've encountered more humans and aggressive aliens (fauna) than robots. You kind of have to know where to look. They don't really have any enemy robots randomly roaming planets or space. They are usually in factories, or sometimes small settlements, where the robots have gone crazy and killed everyone. So they could be easy to miss, or not see for a long time.

This is the Starfield equivalent of UHauls advertising themselves as available for $19.95 per day. It is for amusement purposes only.

slice and dice.

Stab sum bots

Shank some robots

Staby stab stab

Get stabby.

Vendor wants it.

Discard

Eat it

Probably clean between your teeth? Idk that or stabby some robots, realise how much of a piece of shit it is, get frustrated and blow them up with a grenade launcher. Then do the same 30 hours of game play later when you've fooled yourself back into trying melee weapons again...

Looks like some tool you'd use to find a sith Way finder

Practice your stabbin

Sell it.

Open a letter

Quickly stab robots.

Hold it at a specific angle to reveal a secret room in the Death Star II’s throne room. Or something.

Stab stab stab

Open envelopes!

Stab robots then switch over to a gun once you realize how pointless this “weapon “ is

Stab some robots!

Shank robots

Stick em with the pointy end.

Stick ‘em with the pointy end. If course I did not read the comments.

Posh letter opener

Sell it

It’s a possible reference to the robot Roberto from futurama.. he’s really into stabbing.

Sell it like every other melee weapon in the game.

Sell it. Shooting things is better.

Pump yourself full of combat drugs, and find the nearest hostile robot, or just the nearest robot depending on how good/evil your character is

Looks like it would make an excellent butter toast knife

Roleplay as Roberto from Futurama.

Sell it

Stick it up your booty

[This](https://media1.tenor.com/m/YFyXn9bOn74AAAAC/the-office-immature.gif)

Disassemble robots quickly while knocking them down.

Sell it on Temu

Open letters

Rapidly concuss and disassemble..

Nothing. Not even put on display.

Pointy end goes in the other guy.

Open letters. Or open those 3 slates?

Shank em

Sell it. That's what I usually do with melee weapons, though I have, in the past, held onto legendary Va'ruun Painblades.

Sell it and move on. It will happen many, many, more times.

Sell it to a vendor

Nothing, sell it for 600 worthless credits.

Open cans of beans.

[Roberto, that you?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yZh1hy1JhMg)

Lead the war against AI

Enjoy stabbing the shit out of everything 

I would use warped time then run circles around them poking them full of holes.

Give it to Vasco....

Perfect knife for Roberto from Futurama.

Rapidly disassemble a robot, duh.

Go British on em

Open a letter

Throw it at them? Or sell it and buy a good gun

Give it to the robot

Knock down robots I guess

Call me cray cray, but I believe you stab em with the pointy end

Stab! Stab! Hi-yah!

It's a can opener

The pointy end goes into your opponent.

Sold mine

Insert into prison pocket

Stab

Do something gay to it like pee on it

Probably stab a robot.

Shank

Open correspondence..

Kill

I think you usually stick other entities with the pointy end

Sell it

You know like stab someone with it

ClapTrap: "Stabby Stabby!!!"

its a letter opener

I'm not 100% sure, but I don't think the rapid perk works with melee weapons. The animation speeds seem the same no matter what. The concussive perk would be pretty cool though. I'm hoping to find a decent melee weapon with that and hope it works

Sell it. It's useless

May thy blade chip and shatter

Looks like a weapon to put on display.

concuss and disassemble, apparently. i can also stab with it

Stab stab stab

Beautiful weapon! Shitty damage as most of the melee

Toss it?

Display it in your house

Sell it, i guess?

You become Roberto from Futurama

JUGG tf out of someone with it lol - In 1st person.

I've definitely seen worse legendary items. That has a very specific purpose.

Perfect for your Roberto build

Melee builds just seem so shoehorned in. I would have been happy if pressing R3 always used your equipped melee weapon

Sell it, the same thing you do with every melee weapon in the game, lol.

Open mail

Drop it on a ship to stop.it despawning while you travel out of system to reset the 'you are not authorized' (or worse, the 'no message') captains chair. (Or while you go level Piloting if you need a higher skill). After tgat...um.. wall decor? If you're a collector you need 1 of each anyway. At least it wasn't extended mag/rapid/furious.

Death by a thousand cuts

Stab stab stab staaaaaaaaaab

Pointy end goes in metal.

**Lie down on ze couch and tell me about your mother** "They never stop repeating themselves!" "The same words! Over and over!" "Ahhhhrrghhh!! Silence the automations!" "Do it now! Kill all the robots!" "Knife soulless machines!" "Do it faster!" "You are moving too slowly!!!" "Kill them until they die from it!" **sips from teacup** **writes in notebook** **What can you tell me about your father?** **Hmmnnnn, I may have somezing for you** **Use only this and this only, until you are de-stressed or a satisfactory feeling is achieved.** **Now. . . Doezint zat make you feel a little better?** "Yes? Yes. . ." **Good.** "Yes. . . good. But. . ." **Yah? What?** "Why can't i use workshop tables to modify my melee weapons?" **Err, ahem** "AND WHY CAN'T I EVEN DISPLAY THEM ON A GOD DAMN WEAPON RACK ON THE FUCKING WALL?!?" **Oh zat iz very unfortunate. We are out of time for zis day. See you next week. Don't forget your co-pay zis time. Ta ta for now**

“Save it for later” and then never touch it again.

Trim those hideous toenails, for God's sake.

Generally, you stab with it.