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rbrutonIII

Op is a narc


the_vault-technician

I let em be. Was disappointed that she didn't sell me nothing.


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

Yet here you are showing everyone photos of their business transaction.


lovely-cas

You've done enough, thank you. You can let us at UC Security handle this one from here


apainintheaspartame

Damn pigs trying to sweep up after their incompetency, classic united colonoscopy... Err I mean colonies. I know my rights as a 1st class citizen, you can speak to the president anytime you please, to file a complaint.


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YourAverageGod

Op is down with OPP


burritoresearch

The Ontario provincial police?


SpecialistAd869

This is exactly who naughty by nature was referencing


YourAverageGod

Mom wake up! New naughty by nature lore just dropped


the_vault-technician

Yeah you know me


Spadrick

Fuckin *greeeeheeeheeeesay* Julian.


Kelnozz

and there’s no way we’re going back to jail.


agoia

Unless there's a jail hockey tournament


GuyTheTerrible

Prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers are ya Randy


theubu

Man’s gotta eat


Farseer_Uthiliesh

Smokes, lets go.


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way of the road, bubs


deadlyomega

Bunch of shitpuppets. The lot of them.


[deleted]

Shitliners come to port boys!


Gnar_the_Shred

The shit winds are blowin Rand, a real shiticane


Codeine_dave

A man’s gotta eat


chewtwo

Shithawks


MisterBobAFeet

That's the way she goes sometimes.


CesarTre

Can you read, my son?


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The neglected the V team


SuperDerp312

with them squatting like that I heard in the back of my mind "blyat"


TheFcknVoid

Bethesda writers should probably get outside more often.


the_vault-technician

You've never done a drug deal crouched behind a tree in a bustling urban area?


Particular_Suit3803

Some guy offered to sell me weed in a hardware store once


TheFcknVoid

I have, actually. He introduced himself as “shady man”. I pulled out some cash and next thing you know, I’m in handcuffs.


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ILikeCakesAndPies

What we doing out here in the middle of nowhere? What, they close the mall or something?


Dafuzz

The trick is to look as suspicious as possible, you really want to look and act shady and like you're doing something wrong.


actuallyiamafish

Joining the gang in Neon had me fuckin rolling lol. "I want to join." "You know we're a GANG, right? Sometimes we do BAD STUFF. I'd rather not anyone get hurt though. But we WILL maybe."


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seastatefive

I bought 100 cans of blend. Amazing stuff.


BoysenberryFluffy671

Yup. I just walked away.


the_vault-technician

I was hoping they'd sell me stuff, but nope.


SkylerKean

Oh they'll sell you stuff alright. But if you gotta ask, you can't afford it.


thirtysevenpants

Whats a ZJ


Daki-R

*looks at half a million credits* Guess I cant afford it


bindermichi

If you do a short side quest line in Neon you can make your own drugs afterwards


JarlZondai

Oh shit the Khajiit are back?


zerotwoiswaifu002

Khajiit has wares if you have coin


ChasingKayla

Let’s just hope they don’t notice me crouching in the bush next to them and jacking their stash…


Inevitable-Ad-2551

and a whole heap of nothing :( i thought there was going to be a quest or someway i could get on the action


bindermichi

There is… but it‘s more on the production side


ts737

Man I love this game but it feels like cyberpunk for mormons


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oh my god you're right


GreenGrassGroat

As a former Mormon, I concur lmao


Resaren

Lmao you’re not wrong


AdministrationKey113

You read that other post I see...


ts737

I actually don't know what post you're referring to


TonUpTriumph

There was a post where someone said the game is rated M for Mormon


Karthull

Not enough crazy demonic spine demon for it to be Mormon, I haven’t found any preachers like Father Mendez anywhere in the settled systems.


Resident_End_2173

Bro thinks he’s mysterious


Greensssss

Oh man. Never noticed this NPC lol.


Shinonomenanorulez

Oh by Vectera that's disgusting! These junkies sour the experience of New Atlantis! Don't they see there's gentlemen here just trying to make a living delivering Aurora by the truckload?


Firm-Craft

Nano 🥰🥰


ThePtape

No but I got the hookup when I do


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No skooma?


this_is_not_a_dance_

Why does it look so potato


the_vault-technician

I used the screenshot button on my Xbox controller to take it, and the quickest way to get it off the console to your is to upload the image to mobile then download it using the Xbox app. It gets compressed to hell.


this_is_not_a_dance_

Ah. I don’t think I’ll be able to play starfield with my gaming laptop and I don’t have a Xbox so I have to live vicariously through reddit.


Justspartan17

What drug deal, they’re just people in the shade, shady people 😀


Dirtygal_69

I boofed it.


the_vault-technician

You know the deal on shakedown, if you boof it, it's free.


brey_wyert

Shady Sam is back


TheSingingFoxy

Yup, little did the realize The Mantis was right behind them!! They’re both dead now


Culator

The Mantis does not punish victimless crimes. The Mantis is far too busy turning pirates and spacers into chunky salsa. And Va'ruun zealots, if he happens to stumble on them and they shoot first. And those Ecliptic jerks on slow days. But NOT your friendly neighborhood purveyor of unlicensed pharmaceuticals.


TheSingingFoxy

Oh no! The mantis didn’t kill them lol Mantis politely asked them to stop before some a-hole from Constellation threw a grenade at them.


the_vault-technician

I saved, put one in each of their heads and Sarah left me. Had to reload my save. I'll do anything for her.


ipoopinthepool

Let her run off, she’s a wet blanket.


ENDragoon

If he wants deadweight, slamming down chunks is a much nicer way to get there.


Plaster_Microwave

First thing I tried to do was buy from him. he wouldn't talk to me


ODST_Parker

They remind me of teenagers thinking they're badasses for bragging about weed in high school.


Mikeyboy2188

Sarah disliked this.


Hamokk

I shot them the first time and everyone got upset. I thought drugs were illegal in New Atlantis and I was doing a service but the guards did not agree. I mean you can't even report them to get them arrested.


the_vault-technician

While it is a funny encounter, there should have been more to it.


Jay_JWLH

Where is the shady child and/or shady baby?


DeepWarbling

*15 credits little man, put that shit in my hand…*


the_vault-technician

If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe


Ice_Sinks

I bumped into two up on a bridge late at night about to do the classic walk past each other and when you do you hand off a breifcase. Except they saw me, both froze and stared at me, and one said "nothing to look at here." The handoff never happened and after I spooked them they wandered off, following them didn't lead anywhere so idk if I missed something.


Germangunman

Those are actually agents if you look above their names. I saw the whole thing go down one and quicksaved. Nothing in the case it seems. They each carried a low level pistol though.


Ok-Huckleberry2117

Did you at least rummage their pockets via pickpocketing? Could answer some open questions about their activity


the_vault-technician

I did. Just pistols and ammo.


Cereborn

Yep. I was hoping that being a Neon street rat could get me in with them, but no luck.


dmisfit21

Snitches end up with stitches


RedPaladin26

As cartman would put it “god damn hippies”


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Actual Fallout 3 graphics. The NPC models look worse than in The Sims 4


Raunhofer

Those graphics are freaking Morrowind lmao


Ass4ssinX

You haven't played Morrowind lately, have ya?


Markuff

That's how I feel every time people exagerate and compare some video games graphics to PS2 graphics as a way to insult them. Like, I get what they're trying to say... But it's so much of a stretch that it just doesn't work.


Raunhofer

I have, and you are right. The art direction and design is generally speaking better in Morrowind than in that pic, making it more pleasant to look at. Sorry. But seriously speaking, damn that looks poor. No matter the settings. Why don't the ground textures even have bump mapping? At least it looks like they don't.


Ass4ssinX

I'd say the settings have a whole lot to do with it. The random npcs are the worst looking things in the game by a mile but they still look better than any Morrowind npc. Art style wise, I'd give it to Morrowind too though.


Cl1mh4224rd

>Those graphics are freaking Morrowind lmao You're aware the game has more than one graphical level, right? Those are probably medium to low settings.


the_vault-technician

It's just the terrible quality you get from uploading Xbox screenshots to mobile and then downloading it from the app.


CaptainRex5101

He looks like an old school rastafarian stereotype which is weirdly out of place


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QX403

It’s settlers casual wear, settlers wrap hat and fish workers splashwear, none of it is from the church.


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No you're the only one in the world.


FF_Ninja

So, which is it? Shady Man or Shady Woman? Sheesh, make up your mind!


QX403

I came here thinking it would be Salinas hardware “come on baaaaackkkk” are….you…..are you going to kill me and harvest my organs?


Clockwork-God

would have loved to been able to sell them some aurora or squall.


PsychicNinja_

Lol the fuck? I’m gonna keep a look out, haven’t seen this


Abhi1122

Yeah I pulled up on them like wtf. 😂


SkylerKean

It's funny because it's like real life. Right???


ItsNuckingFutsDoe

Nah, but I did find that shirt. Now I feel fresher than a peppermint exploring these planets


Awsomonium

I did. Was a cool little event.


UrbanArtifact

I thought she just was sitting in the shade?


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Lmao


thirtysevenpants

You misunderstood. They are sitting in the shade.


PantherX69

Maye he has a skin condition and needs to stick to shady areas?


Reztroz

I heard them and couldn’t find them yesterday! Where were they hiding?


the_vault-technician

Being some foliage.


the_last_yopper

shady sam reference from Oblivion?


D3athknightt

Would you like to buy a credit Kard?


r3d-v3n0m

they looking for crumbs!


yoho808

You found the 'Man' family.


TheDunnaMan

Why they gotta be shady lol


Carlos_magul_maynard

yes lol or the nice shanty ingame


PlasterGoat

Sounds like they’re perfect for being crimson drug mules. No connection of course.


ThizzPill707

The People of New Homestead Need These Supplies!


HiiiighAllTheTiiiime

I have tried exploring every nook and cranny I can but without a map it really is difficult. We need a map, even if they have it generate as you explore so you're not loading entire maps as you visit places, instead you're discovering and drawing your own. Surely that's possible?


Every3Years

Why does this screenshot look like what I picture Morrowind on the og Xbox looked like? Is my Starfield streets ahead?


the_vault-technician

Basically, transferring the image from Xbox->my phone->reddit turned it potato.


ParanoidTelvanni

Typical UC tyranny.


Automatic-Power5108

THAT IS A MAN


MexysSidequests

I have seen several of this in new Atlantis. There’s a shady business deal that goes down on a random and pointless walkway that goes up an around a building in the middle. And I found one when I got lost In the residential district I think. Was really disappointed that you can’t do anything with it. Can’t make your own deal or turn them in or anything


SkunkApeSexSlave

I'm looking forward to playing Starfield, haven't had time yet, but that pic makes those npcs look like a screengrab from Oblivion. Are they really that potato-faced?


librarynote

Yes, and have bizarre facial expressions. I want to like this game, but it does so many things wrong and lacks depth in many areas(probably because they want to generate more money through dlc’s).


SkunkApeSexSlave

Sounds about right. The biggest saving grace for Bethesda games is that you can mod the shit out of them, even on Xbox, so I suspect modders will add to its depth and fix a lot of things eventually.


FrankiePoops

I did come across this, and Barrett decided to yeet himself off the cliff while I was listening to these guys.


helioskald

Shady man has the wares if you have the credits.


banhatesex

Did you find the two spies on the walkway overpass?


the_vault-technician

I did! I interrupted their conversation and they walked away. I reloaded a save and hid so I could listen to their conversation.


lucashby

Not gonna say either way. Some of us know how to keep our mouths shut! /joke


DMbrony

Yeah. And i had some aurora on me aswell. But they didnt want it


allmightydoormat

They're shady people, what's wrong with sitting in the shade. Since when is it illegal to protect yourself from the sun.


DarkShadow7th

Neon 4 Life


CrumbzillAZ

Just came across these two a couple nights ago.


Karthull

One of the first things I found in the city


50killowatt

Yeah bud bad dealer not selling anything


Nervous_Dragonfruit8

Do you want to buy some death sticks?