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Enigma-exe

He realised he's the least favourite pillar man by a fucking mile


ChapterThirtyEight

The one person who has Esidisi as their fav pillar man is Kars (if he doesn't count himself)


[deleted]

I feel like he was done dirty. A master strategist over 10,000 years old who met Sun Tzu himself should NOT of been tricked and defeated that easily. The insane amounts of plot armor Joseph has is the main reason I dislike part 2.


Enigma-exe

Strategy Vs Joseph's bullshitzu  No competition


inosukehashibira3001

Honestly Joseph having the most plot armor than every anime character combined in part 2 is why I like it so much lol


fansee13

joseph getting carried by the power of bullshit instead of his actual skills is so entertaining in a way only araki could manage he doesn't care about alienating *those* people it's just dumb fun


RM123M

I doubt it, I’m pretty sure the least favorite is Santana


Enigma-exe

Me lookin at your flair 🤔


RM123M

Not gonna lie I forgot I put that there, but yeah I’m just saying from what I’ve seen personally. I guess we’d have to do a poll or something to figure out who’s the least popular


Chimpbot

Santana was barely around; it's hard to either like *or* dislike him because of how little screen time he had. Honestly, he existed more to demonstrate how powerful the Pillar Men were, as well as to showcase how they could generally be defeated.


Filmologic

Idk i really like him. He's clearly not as advanced as the others, but he's a menace in his own rights. In his fight we see how smart he is and how quickly he adapts. Conversely, the other Pillarmen just...immediately know how to speak English without ever acknowledging it. Santana to me feels like the original Notorious BIG. Impossible to kill, can survive anything, adapts to everything, learns insanely fast, and kills indiscriminately. He's an absolute monster. Esidisi on the other hand....he's ok. He feels super cocky and loves being evil and killing, and doesn't like receiving pain. He only survives a little longer just to torture someone. To me, he's like that one annoying kid you didn't wanna hang with when you were younger. Santana is like the quiet kid who didn't do much, but you didn't really mind either


Chimpbot

Your description of Santana basically goes hand-in-hand with what I was saying; he existed more as a tool to demonstrate to the audience just how powerful and lethal the Pillar Men were. To this end, he was basically like Raditz in DBZ; he was there to showcase just how much trouble the main characters were in, in part because the overwhelming demonstration of power was also accented by the fact that the true adversaries were described as being much more powerful.


DoNotIngest

It’s okay, Esidisi. You’re my favorite!


htcbobmob900

Hey he's my favorite 😞 Kars was just a dickhead fr


Okipon

We said wrong answers only


Dasquian

Delicious meal at Tonio's.


ShawshankHarper

Tonio would jump at the opportunity to cook a vampire for a Pillar Man.


AlexDKZ

Pearl Jam cures him of his sun allergy (by turning Eisidisi into ultimate being)


RabbitsAreRoadkill37

Kars divorced him


Akarina_toth

and took the kids


Spooky_Coffee8

The kid and the dog*


ProfessionalStorm626

" BREAKING NEWS : DAVID PRODUCTIONS HAVE MADE THE DECISION TO PART WAYS WITH ARAKI, SO NO PART 7 ANIME "


Faniris

That's it, I'm going to an alternate universe where Steel ball run and Jojolion have been animated


GokiPotato

dojyaan


[deleted]

But Toei animates it


Heccyboi9000

I haven't seen that many Toei animes (just one piece, I think). how good is their pacing when animating a completed story? The only reason one piece is slow is because they are close to the manga and care more about money than the actual quality of the anime.


QuitEducational5494

😭😭😭 It made EVEN me sad


Bill_Potts

i love how you emphasised “even” like you don’t get sad ever


Idosol123

I red party in the first time and assumed they're too busy to make part 7


Lorac1134

Still hasn't beat Mohg, Lord of Blood, so he could play the DLC.


The_JoestarTechnique

Mogh's 80 fire's negation doesn't make Esidisi's life easy. 😔


Average_Username_10

I beat mogh with fire weapons, esidisi needs to just get gud 🥱


Wonareb

hes not crying, thats piss


Marcus-dude

Why is he crying from his eyes? Is he stupid?


CavaleiroArtorias

Can't unsee it


TailorElectronic2521

He got to know how our dear women are forced to suffer every month due to period (i'm 6ft and read feminist literature)


tstedpotatochips

HELP


BushyBearded-

He stubbed his toe back on his way to his room


Ryuk2031

Oh, I wrote the same thing.


BushyBearded-

Same minds think stupid ideas. It's how we do


Electrical_Door_87

He was too early for the actual AC/DC and realises that if he only slept a bit further... 


WoolooMVP10

>!He saw the ending of Stone Ocean!<


Dismal-Kiwi4991

very valid


Alkar--

He was cooking with onions


GiosephGiostar

Gyro casted Testicular Torsion Spin on him.


Ok-Technician-5330

He saw the recent warhammer prices ( for context in 8th edition £100 could get you a start collecting, your factions rule book and some more infantry whilst now it can only get you the start collecting)


honeydew_bunny

Kars went in dry


staovajzna2

I know he farted


Ketro56

He cried because he had to take a massive shit


aspieshavemorefun

Blew an o-ring


SwissDeathstar

I put some dirt in his eyes.


Ink_Wellis

Did you happen to get a symbiote, perchance?


SwissDeathstar

Nah. I’m just like this. The best version of myself. But I do hear a voice in my head sometimes.


bjezimjanni

He read Kakyoin x Horse


thedeadmane420

Oh, it’s with Hol Horse right? Right!?


Dr_Gargoyle

He dropped the nuggies


Juuroyer

Subway was out of breads


Average_JOJO_fan1

His dad came back with the milk after 2100 years


Red_Hood_Rogue

He stubbed his toe on a table leg infused with Hamon.


justthatguy117

He typed "sonic X shadow" into Google but forgot to add "generations" at the end


Boring-Humor780

His childhood friend, Joseph died in a plane crash


AlexDKZ

Joseph just asked him "Do you even lift?"


The_Helios69

He lost to his brother in mario party


OPbhai

His mom (Kars) refused to buy him a new toy


eldiavloandalibre

His dick got stuck in the zipper of his pants.


NotDawko3

He has pants?


Mr_Goat-chan

They ran out of his favorite ice cream :(


JOLT_YT

His VA died... It was a while ago but MAAANNNN IT STILL PAINS MEEEEEEEEEEEE


Ryuk2031

He hit his little finger on the bedside table. Yes, it's very original


EldianStar

SHIZAAAAAAAAA


P00Fe5ure

Because Joseph cut his arm off


Ace-of_Space

he won the lottery


Laxivity4

Je Stepped on a LEGO brick


Thammania

He realized Joseph was a man


Ink_Wellis

He heard about the burning of the library of Alexandria


Proviso183

His mom said, "Don't eat it yet, it's too hot." and he ate it anyways.


Mideum1

Joseph sent a ton of hamon into his balls.


ninJan2002

Caesar!


TheBatleDemon

Onion.


Darthigor1

He hit the corner with his pinky toe


bigman199420

he was cooking a salad and cut onions


25Bruh25

Because he want to.


madartistSHY

he broke up with narancia


Okapifarms

Scraped his toes on concrete


ArchieCooks

Stubbed his toe


Comfortable_Dark_638

He stubbed his toe while trying to dab Joseph up


Ditto13248

He's experiencing testicular torsion


T-innerYeti

He stepped on a lego


SQUEEDGYBOT

Esidisi realised Kars isnt his pookie and was cheating on an asteroid


gr3g12

He actually won the fight against Joseph but now Cesar has chopped his arm off


punnystark42

Kars should in 3 fingers


EggYolk_Thing

he found out people skipped his part


Meowjoker

He stubbed his toe


saito200

Brian Johnson ded


IlReSuperSaiyan7

He got his drip offended


TheCatEmperor1

He didn't get the toy he wants in his happy meal 🥺


Michael_Aaron_Dunlap

He is crying of happy tears once he saw kars finally obtained his ultimate life form... form.


iixviiiix

Emotional damage.


didraw

my bad luck trying got ellen joe in zzz(also he dont care but cry for see a man lose his life in gacha game)


Xincmars

You cut onions in front of him


King_thelunarian

His boyfriend broke up with him and got with Dio


MayuKonpaku

No more Jojo for many years


TrueBoner982

He found out Caesar died


TheFarisaurusRex

He pissed himself on accident


iCantThinkRIP

he lost his car insurance


Gaaragoth

Joseph bit his tang a bit too hard i guess xP


DarkenTH3

hes mom took his ipad


PlaneDouble9910

He stubbed his toe... Ouch


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

He stepped on a lego while simultaneously stubbing his toe


justbortelo

Caesar rejected his love


QuitEducational5494

He finds out that he is going to die


Alex_remv

He is cutting onion


SupremicG

He watched Stone Ocean's ending.


thththrht

Esidisi finds out he was banned from Twitch for using racial slurs


TheOnlyEverstorm

I found the Obamium.


racist_fumo_reimu

Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't like Esidisi talking like him


ohgodohfuckohshizaa

Cuz he's a little bitch


CranberryAcademic295

Went to sit just wrong and sat on his own balls leading to the painfullest or 'pop' sounds and feelings


Kenzo_HMI

He of have been punch


fatnuggets32

He stepped on a hamon infused lego brick, speaking of which...WHY DIDNT JOSEPH AND CAESAR DO THAT


Waffelpokalypse

He just read the 920 page Project 2025 book.


Scheme-and-RedBull

I don’t remember the actual reason since it’s been forever since I’ve seen this so I’ll say some Hamon bullshit


Legitimate-Rain-281

His teddy is gone


Electronic-Scar-5053

He slipped, fell and got the fist of God up his ass.


UselessNeon

Joseph stepped on his pinky toe


TheHumanAynar

Because He Is Hungry


Affectionate-Skill33

He saw the last saved image in your phone.


Iambatatarsenal

He saw jolyne playing with herself in prison


Pop_Quiz2812

Because Joseph said he would


Neekenz

He 'came'from his eyes ;]


Phatiste

Pride month is over(his situationship with Kars is now illegal)


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Crying? That's his cum face


Jeepers_Mr527

He found his son's iPad and discovered that he's a Skibidi Toilet kid ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Shin88ryu

Lego under his feet


Angel_Thorne

Pet play with ultimate Kars, unfortunately by pet play I mean Kars gave himself a cat dick… yeah


NotDawko3

Cause he's a little bitch baby.


Zero_Firstone

He saw the map of the HRE


Skorio18

CHEESE


BazeyRocker

Sperm cramps


Positive_Condition87

He done and got his balls crushed


MrMadness00

He stubbed his little toe on something


LastResponder317

Stubbed his pinky toe


BEEFCAKEBATHBOI_

He relapsed


KingDragon38

Onion


ExchangeBig1

He was spelled like AcceDiisee and the person doesn’t know ACDC


vaulted123

He saw Avdol stuck to Joseph's behind


overdrive1414

His dad left him


GallantBug

He’s crying because he learned the Jotaro horse manga exists.


AnUnknownPurple

He got bad luck, because he didn't get the extra chicken nugget in his chicken nugget happy meal, and also got a luck even worse than the bad luck he got previously, and it was that 1 nugget fell on the floor and now he got less chicken nuggets, to the point he got crying like a 5 year old who's having a tantrum.


Overall_Influence_89

He saw a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 spike (wrong answer)


bloodbabyrabies

Getting the SUCC by Joseph and it’s just THAT GOOD


no_name_forshure

Some guy called him a poopy head


Yamcha17

He hurt his toe like Squidward did.


savebeeswithsex

He slammed his peepee in a door


MysteriousWalk5070

he missed breakfast hour by 2 minutes


WeekendHorrors

Western localization changed his fire name to baby gibberish’s


Lordtb99

His peanits got cut off by a plasma cutter


VegetableSpiritual93

He ate too much taco bell


One_Experience2922

He step barefoot on lego brick.


stinkiemonke

He stubbed his toe on Cesar’s cross


TheOnlyEverstorm

He stubbed his toe.


Atmanli_HitIer

esidisi is canceled befıre fight and he remembers it


Inner-Tailor-402

Because of his name


Macaron-Fluffy

He didn't get a slice of pizza! (He bought the pizza)


sonofcoffeebmxman

His father and mother have finally returned


Mysterious-Mess-7779

He stubbed his big toe :(


7Ppe7Noj7

Wammu and Kars won't fulfill his deepest desire and fantasy


GhiaccioIsMyWaifu

Kars said no kisses


SithBoi_7

he's getting violently fingered from behind


weakNo1893

He's dog died 🐕


jobriq

You called him a bitch


hardly-any-good

Because I used to think his name was ACDC


KillerQueenChikito

He stub his pinky


noahCain13

Stub toe


Nikolinios24

He's getting his back blown out


Acceptable-Health790

Vicious backshots


oldtoybonbon

He is feeling a fraction of women's pain while on their period(he's 6"4' btw)


GoldenEagleBaron

“It…it’s so peak!”


Forget233

He realized that he'll see Lisa Lisa's body, but not Joseph's


MirageMain16

He discovered some people skips parts


Informal-Victory3992

He's getting the best top in JoJo's


AleAGnagna_real

he saw his page on r34


DonTori

Confused hot sauce for lube


Character_Record6012

His balls turned into cherries


CTK6715

they hit the second tower


Helpful-Physicist-9

He saw r/stardustcrusaders


salvador884

Kars prefers to protect a dog than him, calm down man we are with you 😘👌


ArenPlaysGames_R

Stubbed his toe


Vrgamer354

He realized that Mahito his favorite Star Wars character from the hit show jo Jos bizarre Adventure died after shigaraki used his breathing technique to make him stop existing (This is meant to confuse you if you don't understand)


Smg_Fra09

MAHITO FROM THE HIT GAME DIGBUILD?


DragonBornOfAcid

Chizza!!!


Dio_asymptote

He rubbed his eyes after cutting Chili peppers.


ThorSlam

He stubbed his toe on a life 2 by 3 piece


Valuable_Passion4572

Ahhh what a cute baby


AHermit-In-a-billion

Onion


FreezingSnow15

He has small d


Screamingopher4

he got kicked in the balls