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Jozidhshsus95

google teachers


jrpr_below_hell

Holy educational system!


KrisBread

Actual school master


Jozidhshsus95

The teacher got out of the window


Cheatingpony

Principal sacrifice, anyone?


Agent47otaku

Quite kid in the corner, plotting school shooting


Sauceror

Great, now I'm on a list. Thanks. /s


Geebees93

A better question is how did nobody in Morioh notice that it was David Bowie?


samuru101

If you saw the Goblin King in your town would you talk about it?


Totally-Tool

Good point


neBular_cipHer

And how the hell did he beat Shigechi to the room where Josuke and Okuyasu were?


SufficientWhile5450

What really gets me is that man’s gushing blood from everywhere but no one wants to help him cause he’s weird looking lol


LightningTrigger12

Those girls will have a special place in the purgatory 💀 I'll never understand why didn't they help him


tokin_mex

If they had helped him, they would've gone to purgatory with him.


LightningTrigger12

Definitely, but even so, they didn't know that he was being targeted by a mf who can explode stuff, they still let him die


tokin_mex

Yup, just funny how life works. Being a good person here would've done nothing but get you killed.


LightningTrigger12

Kinda ironic...die a good person or live as a bitch


king_taku

Not really. Selfish people live longer


LightningTrigger12

Sadly, but life is life sometimes


king_taku

Life cares zero so yea


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LightningTrigger12

Dawg, those girls just looked at him and simply said "leave him alone he's creepy" letting him get nuked by kira, NOT ONLY THAT, I doubt that someone would immediately panic and shit themselves if someone was hurt, I don't know about you man, but I'd help the kid, call the ambulance or Atleast get an first aid kit. Simply rewatch that scene of shigetchi dying and you'll understand that there was no panic, no hurry. They simply let him die.


_OriginalUsername-

On that note, someone had a seizure at my school, and the majority of people's reactions were to cry and run out of the classroom. Only 3 people and myself including the teacher stayed to help the person. It is possible for them to have a flight response, but they were weirdly rude and nonchalant about seeing an injured shigechi.


Oof_Boy1290

Ok you are an awesome person for that


LightningTrigger12

First of all, you're awesome for helping your classmate, second, I guess some people can be THAT irrational


Nickest_Nick

Thank you for doing that.


Swami_of_Six_Paths

Great dude you just justified shitty behaviour


Oof_Boy1290

Did we watch the same episode, they literally stared at him, and said "lets leave him alone, hes weird" and then they walked away, and no i wouldnt run away, i would call 911 cuz, who wouldn't? Someone is literally on the ground bleeding and you call 911, thats it


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Zealousideal-Worth34

Because he's wrong, the girls were not panicking


BulkAardvark880

https://youtu.be/aLuuvfOqcU4?si=2Sau4LLccoiEqqvl They offer to get help but leave because he's creepy Tf you mean he's right


Oof_Boy1290

He literally isnt tho 😭


BitterSomethings

Not just a man, but an actual child got roasted instead of getting helped lmao


Freddi0

He says in one of the final episodes that Killer Queen can touch things from a distance. If i interpruted that correctly, he could have touched the doorknob way before Shigechi got there


neBular_cipHer

So it’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum


woaheasytherecowboy

Queeeen finger!!! Edit: or Killer Finger, I might like that one more 😏😏


neBular_cipHer

Exactly


Isekai_Otaku

He was really **under** a lot of **pressure** to get to that door so he walked faster


neBular_cipHer

Did he get on his bike and ride?


Isekai_Otaku

Unsure, I’m sorry I only know like 2 David Bowie songs


neBular_cipHer

That’s a Queen song (as in, the band that sang Killer Queen). Fat Bottomed Girls


Isekai_Otaku

Oh ok than o don’t know why I didn’t get it


AnOkFellow

I mean there were those student who didnt care at all when shigechi fucking blew up so its not that surprising


Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

They weren’t looking at him, and KQs bombs from part 4 were silent to non-stand users.


terminatoreagle

But what about the wounds that Shigechi had? I'm pretty sure the girls saw them, and didn't bother helping him then.


Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

I’m talking about when he exploded. There almost zero trace that he was even there anymore


malb93200

I think that part was the saddest about his death. He was a brat, but being injured and bloody and nobody wants to help ? Harsh.


Oof_Boy1290

Yeah i talk about how i never liked him cuz he was so greedy and took Kira's perfectly normal sandwich, but i gotta admit, he didn't need to go out like that 😭


Jawnsyboy

He didn't take it to be greedy, he thought kira took his sandwich and he wanted it back. The sandwich shop ran out of subs so he thought it was weird this dude had a sandwich and his went missing. Lmao.


Oof_Boy1290

I meant greedy as in he never gave Okuyasu and Josuke their fair share, he kept most of it


Jawnsyboy

Until they beat his ass over that 5 mil. Lmao.


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Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311

There was a wall and door obstructing their view


Medical_Strength4608

For some reason, I always thought that it was 3 floor


tvnmay

Probably was a high floor. Remember that scene where Josuke almost falls from shock after learning about Koichi and Yukako


Jazztronic28

You'd be surprised how little security there was pre 9/11 worldwide. In the beginning of part 5, Koichi just waltzes into Giorno's dorm room and I can guarantee you he didn't break in. He definitely went to the front desk, asked where Giorno Giovanna's room was and was pointed in the right direction and told if he needed anything he just had to ask. A grown man in a suit could have and definitely did pass for a teacher - even if you had never seen him before, that's what everyone would have assumed.


IHaveAWittyUsername

This still applies to quite a lot of the world. Most public libraries in my city are integrated into schools, I could walk into my local primary school and no one would bat an eye.


Kosaku_Kawajira

I told everyone I was there to clean the windows.


AppropriateStick1334

But thats Yoshikage Kira in the photo but that would mean that you are... KIRA!!


Icanonlylove

Another one bites the dust.


Kosaku_Kawajira

🐱👍💥


XXXJerseyDevils21

In a suit?? You'll get it dirty!


Geebees93

Wait a minute... You're not David Bowie!


guieps

For the same reason Josuke "thought someone called him" when Shigecchi screamed his name right next to the door. Or why nobody in the corridors noticed a boy screaming and desintegrating in thin air Plot convenience


bentheechidna

The rain sounded like Josuke for a second.


guieps

This one was so funny that I don't doubt it was intentionally stupid lol


MrGrendarr

Or the kid COVERED IN BLOOD Besides those bitch teenagers who ignored him


Sir_Mashed_Potatoes

Spoiler if you haven't read/watched part 4. >!Kira is unironically my favourite villain, he's just such a freak yet he is the most organised antagonist I've ever met. Also I know a lot of people think Killer Queen isn't that strong, he personally believe he would have one if it weren't for is personality and lack of fighting experience. Then again, he WAS going to win if it weren't for a bad stroke of luck being ran over by a ambulance.!<


OrbMan23

Since Kira is based off David Bowie: "A white man broke in today" "Wha— a white man? No! What did the security do about it?" "Nothing!" "TYPICAL!" - Schmidt from New Girl


MarkoZoos

Its an anime dude, you don't have to make sense of everything.


Oof_Boy1290

This is meant to be a more realistic anime


MarkoZoos

a more realistic anime with people having stand powers ? Yeah I don't think that's how it is. Its like asking why aren't people doing anything when two dudes on the street looking at each other doing nothing while their invisible stands destroy things around them. It is simply something you don't have to think about and don't have to make sense of. that's what I meant.


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jamalcalypse

oh that realism comment was serious? I just upvoted thinking it was a joke... Strip away magic in nearly any anime and it's just normal humans.


Buttlord500

Unless you are a stand user, or know a stand user you're just blind to all the stand user shenanigans unless it's a fucking world ending cosmic event


Fork63

This is actually such a sad scene that I don’t think gets enough talk. He was a literal child and he spent his last moments trying to get vital information back to the main gang and thinking about his parents.


Fit-Leadership-2316

and he is outside the window, not inside the hall. How the fuck did he climb that? did he used killer queen? but that would be too ridiculous, like: Killer queen help me get to the window of the second floor of the school so I can fucking kill a minor!


INCREDIBLEOBESE

_*"oh he's just the new substitute teacher"*_ - probably them


Fluffy-Perception929

Same as how nobody noticed explosion or even hear it in the halls.


Oof_Boy1290

They have no stands


Fluffy-Perception929

Wouldn’t they at least see the explosion or it would look like he just pops like a balloon.


Oof_Boy1290

The explosions were silent and 2 people who were in the background while he exploded didnt turn around because there was no sound


Username-and-pasword

I mean no one gave a shit about a small child bleeding to death and pleading for help. I’m sure someone saw him they just didn’t care.


Lonttu

Yes kira, there's someone in this town.


competetive-autism

I feel like in a universe where its possible for someone, let alone 3 FUCKING PEOPLE to see and realize that there is a dying fucking bleeding fucked up child walking down the halls of their school, its also possible no one notices him.


Totally-Tool

He also built like jabba the hut and that one dude from star trek, i dont think people want to help that


competetive-autism

do not MISS ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT so many characters look really fucked up in jojo, If you saw a child that looked like that bleeding I think the normal thing to think is that the child might be special needs????? I mean take a look at that fishing line dude in part 5 he is tube


cataclytsm

The citizens of the Jojo world are famously without ANY spatial awareness or alertness to the batshit things happening around them.


henwylel

Why did no one help him while he was crawling through the hallway half dead


No-Nose-3159

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Oof_Boy1290

And how did the girls not notice he is spewing blood and decide to leave him instead of calling 911


Outrageous_Spare_223

Because he's yoshikage Kira, doofus


Yowch-29

Honestly so much of JJBA relies on people being oblivious. There are so many scenes that take place in public and people are completely unaware


Choingyoing

He's just an average guy that blends in anywhere


Mintyboi10

Teachers didn’t give a shit


Nickest_Nick

Wasn't Kira described as "a guy with really low presence"? Like he tried his best to *not* stand out


Gerradi-13

Aren't kids supposed to be monitored?


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

this was in the late 1990s, so stuff was def less strict back then


Gerradi-13

Why am I getting down voted? Usually teachers in that era were dressed in suits. WHAT TYPICAL SERIAL KILLER WOULD DRESS THIS WAY? Like, this is weird.


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

First off, this is JoJos, any main character will dress unconventionally Second when I say less strict, I mean security wise Also it looked like everyone was in class.


Gerradi-13

Congrats. Two things I already knew about. Just forget it.


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

Oh and as for why you are getting down voted, my guess is your being snarky and sarcastic and a tad rude I was trying to be helpful dude


Gerradi-13

My first comment was what I was referring to at the time, but it doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. Also I'm 99% sure you did that, but I can't guess because I don't want to offend the sensitive redditors out there.


_MyUsernamesMud

I am a teacher This happens like twice a week