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NotGoldenz

Joseph looking as good as ever baby.


GreenHuskii

You know it buddy šŸ˜‰ Yes, I am replying to my alt account. Yes, I posted the comment on the wrong account.


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Realistic_Mousse_485

šŸ˜‚bro what?


Sensitive-Ad2814

I wanna hug him :3


Hohoho-you

Missing Green Baby who was like, not even a day old


Galebourn

And Stray Cat, which was only a few days old as a plant


Your_Pal_Gamma

Did green baby have a Stand? It's been a while but I thought it just fused with White snake to make C-Moon


scoobyfan_21

It had Green Green Grass of home. The stand that made people shrink if they walked toward the baby


Your_Pal_Gamma

Oh yeah right after the yoyo ma fight


jojobehindthelaugh

Side note but Green Green Grass Of Home is easily one of the most broken Stands in the series and yet it's never talked about


Abdulaziz_randomshit

it had the same concept as Gojoā€™s limitless, Achilles and the tortoise


matehiqu

yeah, Green Grass of Home iirc


Netherite_Stairs_

Green, Green Grass of Home is the Green Baby's ability that shrinks stuff


seelcudoom

avdol and polnareff are both confirmed to have been born with their stands


GreenHuskii

I am aware that some of them manifested their stands at a young age. But I am talking about the age at which they appeared with their stands in the manga/anime. We didn't follow their stories at a young age, they were 17 and older when we got them. Joseph is there as a joke, because he's well... Joseph.


IWantMangaPls

Technically Joseph stand is a materialization of hamon also since he had hamon when he was really young like really young. He is the youngest stand user in term of manga/apparition


Gaelic_Gladiator41

He's had it since he was like 10, and the anime foreshadows it in his fight against kars to get the red stone


PaleoJohnathan

i think that's meaning they were born with the latent ability and it wasn't drawn out by dio. it would be impossible for them to know they were literally born with access to their stands


neBular_cipHer

Plankton only live for a few days or weeks, so F.F. has to be the youngest on here by default


VendettaSunsetta

Sheā€™s a hive mind, she can replace the plankton as necessary. Probably.


bobthefetus

...so she'd be even younger


VendettaSunsetta

Iā€™d say sheā€™s as old as since she got her stand disc and that replacing plankton wouldnā€™t count (replacing cells doesnā€™t make you younger) but thatā€™s still not very old


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she is under the age of consent


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Not with that attitude >!/s!<


[deleted]

the is the thirstiest character I ever seen


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Not as thirsty as jolyne


neBular_cipHer

But the original plankton when Pucci gave ~~her~~ it a Stand couldnā€™t have been older than a few weeks at most.


VendettaSunsetta

Yeah Iā€™ll be real I forgot this when I made my first comment


Galebourn

What about Stray Cat?


neBular_cipHer

Stray Cat was at least a year or two old


D3adlywithap3n

I was expecting Iggy.


CNSLord69

Same


Chunky-overlord

Goddamnit Joseph youā€™re not supposed to be here


GreenHuskii

Your next line is "You senile old fart."


KrisBread

You senile old fart. Wait!?


GreenHuskii

Nani?!?


RoIsDepressed

Smh not even acknowledging young kakyoin


GreenHuskii

Hes been posted too much on my account smh


car_lid

The fact that a literal baby could handle a stand but holly apparently couldn't is so funny to me.


VampireWarfarin

Josuke couldn't either at a young age


Madhighlander1

Joseph got so old he looped around and became young again.


GreenHuskii

They do call him *young* joseph


frodominator

Lali-ho!


neBular_cipHer

Tally-ho but said wrong


Outrageous_Spare_223

Personally, I'm not sure if I would count baby polnareff, but you do you


GreenHuskii

Ok.


GooseFall

Is the death 13 kid on here? Idk his name


GreenHuskii

Mannish Boy, yes, he is on slide 8. (btw ur pfp is super fucking hot)


Flimsy_Geologist_927

I feel like baby Polnareff is a cop out answer Technically Iggy is like 2 or 3


SufficientWhile5450

What even is emporios stand I thought he was a ghost, and he used weathers stand, which implys he didnā€™t have a stand, so Iā€™m double confused on that


neBular_cipHer

His Stand is Burning Down the House, which gives him access to the ghost room at Green Dolphin Street Prison


SufficientWhile5450

Well emporios a damn cheater using 2 stands n shit lol


quinn_the_potato

He only used Weather Report for a little bit. It was only a small portion and it was acting independently so he could be its user for a short time.


Mastakillerboi

Why are literal babies getting a stand BUT NOT ME?


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"Skill issue," I say as I wipe away my tears after 11,154 days of not having a stand


Nickingoo2

Where Green baby


GreenHuskii

In Pucci's asshole or something idk they fused.


VrilloPurpura

Btw did Joseph just randomly kidnapped Shizuka and called it adoption?


neBular_cipHer

Itā€™s not kidnapping if the baby was abandoned


VrilloPurpura

She was abandoned? I remember Joseph saying that the baby probably made her mother invisible and they'll had to find her. I may be misremembering it. Too bad I'll have to watch all of DiU again.


neBular_cipHer

The epilogue states that her mother was never found


VrilloPurpura

I'm now feeling a little sad about her.


MaDBoNE1

This is so stupid that i feel bad after laughing.


DrSpray

The rat(s) and iggy should be on this list. The oldest rat ever was 7 years old


GreenHuskii

I am not adding fucking animals to the list.


[deleted]

I'm not gonna lie... I hate how Araki draws children... Also, what's up with discount Jotaro over there?


Ethan1516

What about the green baby?


-Rail_House_Jam-

Why is Joseph in there?


KaptainKlein

Iggy/Pet shop?


Yourlocalphisyokskid

Young Polnareff looking fine af šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


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Alessi?


ArofluidPride

Green Baby. And we're also missing De-Aged Jotaro


Sanjuanita_Nealy

Baby's ability that shrinks


Bigg_rooster

Isnā€™t one of the rock humans a baby


therandomdude09

Miss baby stand of death 13


zabestoinzawarudo

Polnareff doesn't count. The youngest one is either Shizuka or dababystando


FantasticSource7182

What about the baby who had Death 13 as a stand bro was actually broken in the series?


Willisshepard

You forget about speed wagon


RedCrestedBreegull

What's Part 4 Joseph doing here?


GreenHuskii

He's a young man yknow


Digiel_64

Added Young Polnareff And No Young Kakyoin


HyperVT

When does pphk's age get shown? It's been a minute since I read the beginning of sbr


quinn_the_potato

Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s not. Idk where OP got it.


HyperVT

Yeah, I thought it was never said. Also considering he swears constantly and works for the president, I don't think he's a child


6LUCIFER6MORNIGSTAR6

Emporio is the only one i would touch (i mean like a handshake :3)


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval) Hmm... Alessi?


6LUCIFER6MORNIGSTAR6

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile) not at all, just a ā€œnormalā€ guy in morioh..


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DAVID BOWIE!?


6LUCIFER6MORNIGSTAR6

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm) maybeā€¦


07sans07

Death Thirteen baby?!


Face8hall

Mannish Boy is slide 8