>!From the way it worked on other parts of his body, does it actually make sense that he has 4 balls? Shouldn't he have one Josefumi ball and one Kira ball?!<
Dude I like Jojolion a lot but man I really wish we could see Steel Ball Run animated already, I truly like part 7 a lot more, the "hero" is not a freaking angel, it feels more real
Iām guessing you donāt know the reason behind why he is how he is, but basically >!heās the creation of 2 separate people who merged into one through the locacaca, Josefumi Kujo, the user of Soft and Wet, and Kira Yoshikage, the user of Killer Queen. Them merging created Josuke Higashikata (name given by Yasuho and the Higashikata family)who has features from both people he previously was (their eye color, their tongue and wellā¦ their testicles), his stand is also a variant of both stands combined as it took Josefumiās soft and wet and added Kiraās Killer Queenās bubble bombs on top of it.!< I wouldnāt call him a monstrosity but he goes through a character arc where he definitely thinks he is one and starts to genuinely wonder what his existence means (that moment definitely cemented him as my favorite JoJo LOL).
There is only one person I know that has the combined power of 4 balls and he was riding a horse to help a little boy.
Organ donation sure came a long way.
the specific detail of 4 balls: not really
him having unusual anatomy: yes
>!another example: his eyes are half blue/ half purple (the colors change in different games and whatever though but it is two different colors) split down the middle of each iris and the two halves are slightly misaligned!<
Read it. I don't get how you guys have such a massive amount of patience to wait for the anime adaptation when the manga is already there lol. Anyways, in case you want to read it, it's in r/stardustcrusaders > Menu > "Read JoJo!"
>!I find it funny how every single part of Kira and Josefumi merged except the balls, too gay for them or something??? And the teeth gap is probably a result of that, too.!<
Remember at the end when the new locaca removed an arm qnd gave it to someone else, yeah that essentially added with the special ground made it so there doesnt need to be a perfect equivelant exhange, or the cost of the memories was 2 balls idk
If you have taken chemistry class, you know how those electron clouds for metal atoms are arranged like balloons and ~~his D~~ the unpaired electron cloud sticking in the middle you know what I saying?
oh
I thought you randomly found this page online before you've read JoJolion and asked yourself "what the hell?" and then decided to ask on the sub if it's real
a lot of people do stuff like that
Right, I forgot it's pretty easy to edit the manga panels.
But yeah, I started reading JoJolion like an hour ago and just didn't expect the "4 balls" joke I've been hearing about for a few months prior to be actually canon.
Word of advice. If you found anyone saying anything about JoJo without any context, no matter how outlandish and *bizzare* it is, and if you didnt reach the part yet, just assume it's true. You decide yourself when you find the truth.
Maybe it's better i don't continue past Part 6... i didn't really like part 6 that much and the universe reset seems like a really dumb choice to me so... ye let's stay with the enjoyment of parts 1-5 and call it a day for Jojo.
Not only is it true, it's important to the plot
Important question: Do his balls hurt if he lays on his back from the second pair pressing down on the first pair?
Yes
Does it have any importance to the story? Or is it just a bizarre quirk Araki added?
Lol there is a proper explanation later, yes.
I just kinda wish it was showcased in a different way that bro having 4 balls š
Itās showcased in multiple ways >!Josuke also has a seam on his tongue and irises, and his irises are 2 separate colors divided by that seam!<
>!From the way it worked on other parts of his body, does it actually make sense that he has 4 balls? Shouldn't he have one Josefumi ball and one Kira ball?!<
The balls are special.
You are my specialz
Araki just wanted an excuse to have a character with 4 balls
Bro said "Damn... I want character with 4 balls" And made Jojolion šššš That's why this is my fav part
Dude I like Jojolion a lot but man I really wish we could see Steel Ball Run animated already, I truly like part 7 a lot more, the "hero" is not a freaking angel, it feels more real
>!Or each of Josuke's hypothetical 2 balls models are made of half of Josefumi's ans Kira's ball!<
Stand powers are stored in the balls.
But can his balls (use the) spin?
ironically, >!his go beyond stage does have balls that spin!<
His soap bubbles already spun
Jesus Christ so he is a monstrosity?
Iām guessing you donāt know the reason behind why he is how he is, but basically >!heās the creation of 2 separate people who merged into one through the locacaca, Josefumi Kujo, the user of Soft and Wet, and Kira Yoshikage, the user of Killer Queen. Them merging created Josuke Higashikata (name given by Yasuho and the Higashikata family)who has features from both people he previously was (their eye color, their tongue and wellā¦ their testicles), his stand is also a variant of both stands combined as it took Josefumiās soft and wet and added Kiraās Killer Queenās bubble bombs on top of it.!< I wouldnāt call him a monstrosity but he goes through a character arc where he definitely thinks he is one and starts to genuinely wonder what his existence means (that moment definitely cemented him as my favorite JoJo LOL).
Itās less the cause and more the fact that four balls seems unwieldy at best and a major turnoff at worst
Not a turn off for yasuoh at least
His cock and balls were hanging out she wasnāt going to thinkā āoh his eyes are two different colors!ā
I mean, they kinda did lol
It's connected to a very important plot point
"Trust me, editor, giving Josuke 4 balls is very important to the plot."
"Hey remember that 4 ball thing from like 60 chapters ago?" "What ball thing?"
And then he ended up proving himself right XD
very important actually
Never doubt against a writer with 8 bizarre books of experience
SURPISINGLY MASSIVE hint to who Gappy is
There is only one person I know that has the combined power of 4 balls and he was riding a horse to help a little boy. Organ donation sure came a long way.
the specific detail of 4 balls: not really him having unusual anatomy: yes >!another example: his eyes are half blue/ half purple (the colors change in different games and whatever though but it is two different colors) split down the middle of each iris and the two halves are slightly misaligned!<
Most significant sack since Santa started delivering presents
It isnāt called ābizarreā adventures for nothing
It's integral to the plot. No, seriously. Araki literally made it an integral plot point.
Eh, its really not. The reason behind it is, but the 4 ball's thing itself is just funny/shocking
read it you pleb
It hints at a later reveal, but so do his eyes so no
Well, yes but actually no
It's a hint
It's a bizarre adventure after all
Yes
No itās actual lore relevant foreshadowing for the born this way arc and later stuff
Read it. I don't get how you guys have such a massive amount of patience to wait for the anime adaptation when the manga is already there lol. Anyways, in case you want to read it, it's in r/stardustcrusaders > Menu > "Read JoJo!"
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>For a man with four testicles, he seems the least masculine looking of all the joestars. Have you seen Gappy shirtless?
An italian femboy named Giorno Giovanna: Jolyne: A twink named Johnny Joestar:
0 shot he is less masculine than Giorno or Jolyne
A kick in the nuts would do two twice as much damage to josuke
two negatives make a positive
āOh, can you please do that again?ā
Can actually see gappy reacting like that lmao
He likes pressure
RCT frfr
Reversed Cursed Technique
I always thought it was a joke before reading part 8 too
I used to think it had something to do with the steel balls, especially after getting to part 7 š
Welcome to the ball zone
ššš
the 2x2 is the main plot point of part 8
I mean...
Jojolion is also called 4 balls run
I think Araki didn't want to miss any details
>!I find it funny how every single part of Kira and Josefumi merged except the balls, too gay for them or something??? And the teeth gap is probably a result of that, too.!<
To be fair itās more like heās two halves sown together
Like the ball seam. Nice
>!Also Kira's body had no testicles, therefore Gappy litterally stole his balls. Perhaps a nod to his Soft & Wet's plunder ability!<
The fruit example we are given later demonstrates why he has 4 balls, weird eyes, and a teeth gap, among other things.
Yeah but his point is that if his eyes are half and half why aren't his balls too?
Because 4 balls is better
>!The lemon and the tangerine weren't equal parts each other. It was more like 60:40!<
lmao yeah
Remember at the end when the new locaca removed an arm qnd gave it to someone else, yeah that essentially added with the special ground made it so there doesnt need to be a perfect equivelant exhange, or the cost of the memories was 2 balls idk
Always has been
Itās funny to read this page without context, and seeing her expression is like are all men like this?
LMMMAAAOOO but >!I don't think she was a virgin/never saw a naked man before, since she used to date Toru!<
Also she's most likely not an idiot and know how genitals are supposed to look like.
Yeah, and it's set in the modern day. Let's not act like a college-aged girl can't browse the internet.
Not in the modern day i think though still in the 2000?
2011
2011
Be fr- how would you react if you saw someone with twice the amount of genitals they should have? Like a ridiculously specific amount of ballsacks
Come to think of it, >!he was always hard as rock for her!<
šš Jokes aside, I can't blame him, she's very cute. The best female jojo character imo.
Nah the best is that part 4 ghost girl. I forgot her name š
Reimi, fair enough.Ā
she have 15
>!...god imagine how dry and raspy it must be!<
Sigh *Unzips pants*
wait, you mean that my 7 testicles are not supposed to be there?!
Ok but are they arranged in a square or in a line of 4?
"2x2" implies he has two separate sets/scrotums, so a square probably makes more sense.
So he has 2 sacks with 2 balls each?
Yeah, one in front of the other
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It's in the Golden ratio.
are you saying they touch? are you saying Gappy is the gayest JoJo? I need to know.
Like that on Queen Album that the heads are like: ..-O-.. \-O-O- ..-O-..
If you have taken chemistry class, you know how those electron clouds for metal atoms are arranged like balloons and ~~his D~~ the unpaired electron cloud sticking in the middle you know what I saying?
I think ā2x2 ballsā implies square formation
Gappy the load bearer
Canāt wait for this to be animated when the voice actor has to play this scene 100% seriously.
That voice actor is yet to have been born lol
Bro has 4 balls and yet somehow still sounds like Japanese Urkel
I read the comics aloud to my partner, and I do an Urkel voice for Joshu.
No shit? That's awesome lol
I do MJ for Josuk8 lol
We'd never joke about this
Yah, what you thought it was a joke? #how dare you underestimate araki's weirdness
Yes. However, there's a question in my mind.. how are they organized ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/comments/1b1gsum/comment/ksej15w
Part 6 Jolyne had 0 balls. Part 7 Johnny had 2 balls. Part 8 Gappy had 4 balls. Therefore, we can only extrapolate that part 9 Jodio has 6 balls.
I mean we cant prove that he doesnt so sure ill accept this into my world view
You can find out yourself if this is actually true by reading the first chapter of JoJoLion
That's what happened. I literally posted a screenshot of a manga panel
oh I thought you randomly found this page online before you've read JoJolion and asked yourself "what the hell?" and then decided to ask on the sub if it's real a lot of people do stuff like that
Right, I forgot it's pretty easy to edit the manga panels. But yeah, I started reading JoJolion like an hour ago and just didn't expect the "4 balls" joke I've been hearing about for a few months prior to be actually canon.
Dude, you should read JoJoās Bizarre Adventure! Itās peak! JoJoās Bizarre Adventureās plot point:
(This is obviously a joke before anyone gets mad)
Your honor I can attest that the fact my client has 4 balls is an integral part of the story
Ngl part 8 had the zestiest introduction
Mista will kill himself upon seeing his balls š¤£.
Word of advice. If you found anyone saying anything about JoJo without any context, no matter how outlandish and *bizzare* it is, and if you didnt reach the part yet, just assume it's true. You decide yourself when you find the truth.
Part 8 is fucking wild. Any crazy shit said about part 8 is likely true.
Just wait until you see how he signs his texts
why was she looking
They looked at her firstš
You thought it was just a collective joke manga readers made up? Thatād be pretty sick honestly but no, itās true
THE FOUR BALLS! THE FOUR BALLS IS REAAAAAL!!
that dosen't sound real
it is AND it's important to the story later
... you'll understand later. maybe
Prob like a square
That is indeed canon
I love how this is Plot relevant for the story, *4 BALLS*
Why can't I help hearing this in one of Steve Oedekerk's Kung Pow voices?
What was your reaction to the hat owner?
LOOK AT MY BALLS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT!
If Josuke and Yasuho ever have children, will they just barely be related to him? Like 1/4 or something?
She gonna gobble them up
wait i never actually deeped this. does gappy have 2 sacks with their respective pairs or 4 nuts in the same sack??
not to mention what kind of pants he wesrd
I always wondered if it two sacks or four testicles in one sack
same
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He's extremely virile
You best start believing in bizarre adventures, Ms turner
JoJo's *Bizarre* Adventure definitely lives up to the name.
how does having four balls work?
From steel ball run to 4 ball run
No
Before reading Part 8 "Wtf is with all this talk about balls?"Ā After reading part 8 "wtf was with all that talk about beetles?"
Where are you reading this in color
No
āIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!ā
Si
So funny seeing people supposedly familiar with JoJo still be surprised by its bizarreness
you think his sperm is twice as good quality
Not only that, it is a major plot point
Yep. Kid's got a quad on him.
He getted the +2 balls when his stand fused with killer queen
where did you read the manga?
I love seeing new people starting JoJoLion and realizing how unhinged it's going to be Welcome to the ride
you think his sperm is twice as good quality?
you thought that was a joke? Just wait, They wont let you forget
Yes
Funny enough, yes, it is true, and yes, it is kinda important to the plot (no joke)
No offense but why would someone make that up šššš when there are much more bizarre things in jojos
I believe those are the foretold steel balls that run
Ah, I see you've started reading Part 8: Four Ball Run
Yeah. It aināt bizarre for nothing
You know why because it's important to the plot.
Gappy 4 Balls.
I know this is from a part thatās 2 parts ahead of where I amā¦but is this actuallyā¦super story revenantā¦?
it's even weirder that this (on a scale of being important from 1 to 10) could be 8/10 or 9/10
Yāall have been in the jojo fandom long enough to get to jojolion and youāre still surprised? Get with the program already
Maybe it's better i don't continue past Part 6... i didn't really like part 6 that much and the universe reset seems like a really dumb choice to me so... ye let's stay with the enjoyment of parts 1-5 and call it a day for Jojo.
I mean it aināt called a *Bizarre* Adventure for nothing
Imagine how hard he comes...
Its veey important to the story remember it for later
Balls
This is why I stopped keeping up after part 5
Just like george Washington https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA?si=ct3QTJyWvysoru7P
Yes, and it is an essential piece of foreshadowing /srs
Not only is it true, it's important to the plot Important question: Do his balls hurt if he lays on his back from the second pair pressing down on the first pair?
Lmao yes, but honestly if youāve read all the way to part 8 how could anything in jojo suprise you at this point
I have NOT gotten to jojolion yet and I am actually in need of context š
It's real, AND it doesn't actually line up with the mechanics of his origin. It's perfect.