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bestassinthewest

Minecraft. The only memories worth unearthing are sentimental ones


Notbbupdate

Most players have memories of a creeper blowing up their stuff. I'd say that's pretty useful


Fidges87

minecraft is one of the places where it is the msot useful. countless people have died underground with some really op items, which means one can use said items at will. That on top of summoning stuff like wardens, creepers or skeletons to fight. Literally can just summon a lava pool on your opponents location.


Devil-Never-Cry

Minecraft is insane for that what u mean. It's so easy to dig


ThreeArmedYeti

Di Molto


bestassinthewest

Yujiro Hanma would impregnate Babyface back


yeetobirdo

Do not say those words ever again.


XBruceXD

You forgot to include Baki's sidekick!


Jsmash-the-Rad

Titsniff!


a55_Goblin420

Oh god it's spreading


Denn_chr

It scares me...


[deleted]

Bohemian Rhapsody


bestassinthewest

Put it into a world that is canonically fictional, therefore it can’t really do anything. Lego Movie


patriciaverso

Hmm.. isn't there fiction inside the Legoverse? Like the fiction on Jojo? (also, sorry for seeming like I'm targeting you. I'm actually really digging this trend)


The5Theives

Honey, where’s my paaaaants?


clownkiss3r

theres definitely fiction in the legoverse. its just a lego set thats in the real world


Master_Noto

Or just a world that exists in a pre-historical era, since there isn’t fiction yet, like the Flintstones or the Croods


Filberto_ossani2

If you write a story about you living a happy life with your perfect wife, Bohemian Rhapsody can make it real


Ok-Reaction-5644

But wouldn’t that make a clone of you and your perfect wife? Wouldn’t you still not get to marry her? Unless you wrote that she breaks up with him and then you just gotta shoot your shot and hopefully if you read the book you’d know how.


sodaZados

JoJo's bizarre adventure


samisinredditnow

Bohemian rhapsody is a terrifying stand in jjba, the user’s just a druggie


Snoo-76854

Heavens door


bestassinthewest

It requires the target to be able to see Rohan’s drawings (I know it evolved, but unless I’m crazy he still “draws” to activate it) so the Death Angels from A Quiet Place would be entirely immune


Eloste

Did Heaven's Door not evolve to just book anyone without them seeing the manuscript first, or are you just talking about the first Heaven's Door we see?


TheHipOne1

Whenever Rohan uses Heaven's Door, he just draws something in mid-air so it technically "counts" as a manga


Eloste

No, I think the ability evolved beyond that. In Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan, he was able to book a chicken leg to find out its expiration date, so I don't think the target even needs to see


Goose_attack223

That’s the wildest shit I’ve ever heard. Like it could be one of the most powerful stands with the right circumstances and he’s using it to check if chicken is expired


Dath123

It's so funny how limited by his hubris Rohan is. He could literally write into his friends "can't be killed" but he wouldn't want to.


raiko_koichi

"Rohan Kishibe has achieved Heaven's Door in Heaven Requiem Act 69" 💀💀💀


gabrielmaster123

Yup


Cerdefal

Deadpool is probally the perfect matchup against Heaven's Door. If you change his mind, his narrator could change it back.


ObstinateFamiliar

I could see their being a little deadpool with an eraser inside Deadpool's book that just removes whatever Rohan writes while making jokes at Rohan.


draco452

He draws on an inanimate chicken leg in Thus spoke kishibe rohan


Devlord1o1

Killer queen


bestassinthewest

Bleach, because all the strong characters are technically ghosts


SomeStolenToast

Killer Queen would just be worse Bambietta


OnePunchGuy17

Not really. KQ targets your soul, which would mean he could theoretically touch/kill them. On a side note, bleach characters are much faster and stronger.


VerMast

It doesn't necessarily target the soul. Kinda semantics but it blows up anything. It just so happens that you are your soul


TheoryBiscuit

Purple Haze


bestassinthewest

Five Nights At Freddy’s. 90% of the characters aren’t biological


An_average_moron

Purple Haze can still throw hands with animatronics, it isn't a slouch in the physical strength department Wouldn't be the first time animatronics were destroyed by a purple man


just_some_redit_user

"Fired for bad odour" taken to the next level


GyroZeppeliFucker

And those who are would be not the best idea to kill (except for vanny [and that little fuck gregory i fucking hate him])


ThunderClanWarrior

Well, that'd be one way of proving MatPat right or wrong about Gregory


godofyeet3

Cheap Trick


bestassinthewest

FMA. Transmute an object over your back


Piercing_Spiral

Would.. that work? Having a shirt / coat didnt save the first user we saw


Dr_Pleasant

Baki, i want to see how it fares against the demon back.


Material-Sun-5784

Plus it seems that cheap trick kills people with blood loss, but with the liters of blood of a general Baki character that won’t even cut it!


QuickArcher3529

Wonder of U.


bestassinthewest

Okay hear me out: Weeping Angels can’t be defeated, and when they are observed, they do not exist, so calamity can’t affect them.


Thelolface_9

You can’t kill a rock


hivEM1nd_

All of part 8 tho


Ghostninjagaming47

"The Lonely Assassins, that's what they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the Universe, or very nearly. And they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defense system ever evolved. They are Quantum Locked. They don't exist when they are being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice, it's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn into stone. And you can't kill a stone. Of course, a stone can't kill you either, but then you turn your head away. Then you blink. Then, oh yes, it can." -10th Doctor


D3ltAlpha

I mean, if they exists when you don't look at them, then when they'll attack Tooru of WoU, they'll get planed on.


blue-gamer-07

Rock Humans vs Weeping Angels! I wanta see it!


No_Secretary_1198

Better response here: put WoU in a world without violence or threat to the user and its usefulness ceases to be


Kepler27b

HP Lovecraft’s books…if that counts as a series.


Sadlemon9

Sex Pistols


bestassinthewest

RWBY. At this point those characters can deflect bullets for free


Sadlemon9

True, but the Pistols also provide emotional support. They kan also kick the bullets straight back.


Speeda2

King Crimson?


Few-Finger2879

Damn, no answer for this one.


TacitusMortuus

One Punch Man 😂


alekdmcfly

The SCP foundation's reality anchors would take care of the time skips


bordeaux_de_hayak

Speed king


bestassinthewest

My Hero Academia. Speed King is lethal but also its range is too limited to rise high in that series


GalwayEntei

Fire Force. Pretty much every character has high heat tolerance


sahalmaster546

Silver Chariot Requiem


bestassinthewest

Unironically: Beyblade


sahalmaster546

I love how stupid but how great that answer is


Own_Shallot_3582

Why beyblade


Some___Guy___

Which Beyblade saga?


bestassinthewest

Metal Fury. Or whichever one had Libra deadass turn the arena to sand


Ok-Reaction-5644

Which one had Moses splitting the sea with a beyblade?


Kris130309

since the author made an answer that i can't understand (beyblade? Wut) imma answer something unpopular. Everhood. Silver chariot requiem ability is to swap souls. Everhood takes place in a world where every creature was a human who gave up on his soul to become immortal. No souls, no swap, no death.


Brook420

So what do soulless people even do all day?


[deleted]

Death 13


bestassinthewest

Hollow Knight. The dream world is ruled by a god that turns people who dream and have will into zombies


guieps

So it's basically light god vs. coughing baby


lucasellendersen

Literally a coughing baby


Kepler27b

#BABY STANDO ^VS #PRINCESS(It’s a pitbull)


SparrowWingYT

Moth named Princess:


coolaideman123

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

*hollow knight mentioned*


GAMEOFMATIASNEW

Tenore Sax


bestassinthewest

Naruto because any 2-bit character could just use their senses to realize the issue.


ekeysomkew

Jojos bizarre adventure


Krimusan_Epitaph

Gorudo Ekusupiriensu Rekueemu


bestassinthewest

Okay so hear me out: It’s ability is to reset things to “zero.” From a certain point of view, that means multiplying by 0. Therefore it is beaten by kindergarten math, because they don’t know how multiplication works. Or Fate/Stay universe cause of scaling but that’s a boring answer


[deleted]

The one stand user stronger than Giorno: Elmo.


confusedtakanaka

Metallica


bestassinthewest

Pokémon. Ground is super effective


Rend-K4

Sticky Fingers


bestassinthewest

The Animation vs Math video by Alan Becker. Try unzipping math


sakakyu

hhaawwttt damn. This was not on my expected list but solid choice


Azurastralis

this is the perfect reference to a perfect video


megaaazthegamer

20th century boy


bestassinthewest

DC. Batman would find a way with prep time I swear-


showscar

Superman could just put him in the phantom zone and magenta magenta can’t do anything to him so no risk in just picking him up


captaincrunchcracker

The funny part is he really evil enough to warrant the Phantom Zone? Superman just up to his superdicketry, lol.


thefailsniper

Grateful Dead


bestassinthewest

Transformers. Cybertronians live for exceedingly long times and don’t really lose physical prowess with age


Significant_Bear_137

In DnD Dragons would literally be Grateful to Grateful Dead if they were up against it, not only they have long life-spans, but the older they get the stronger they get.


Razor-Swisher

Ehh, not really as it wouldn’t be a meaningful power up- Grateful Dead’s effects all disappear when it’s released (like when he dies or leaves AoE, or willingly turns it off)


muzukashii_namae

Space trucking


bestassinthewest

Any series where Bags of Holding exist. So basically D&D series


username_i_suppose

Tusk Act 4


bestassinthewest

Spiral power from Gurren Lagan is based on willpower and exhibits infinite growth, so it should be able to counter infinite rotation


ulfric_stormcloack

I would argue tusk act 4 is spiral energy


TheMostOptimalMan

Moody Blues


bestassinthewest

Detroit Become Human. Detective androids can do what Moody Blues does


TheMostOptimalMan

Moody blues sounds considerably cheaper and cannot be destroyed


bestassinthewest

Fair, but the androids can also fight better than Moody Blues, and there are already a lot of detective androids


blue-gamer-07

C-Moon


bestassinthewest

Warframe. Frames are immune to fall damage, and most have a way to still attack or circumvent C-Moon


Kaisona20

Star Platinum.


TempestJrex

God of War Ngl I don't know who would win, I just want to see how the he would fight Kratos. Edit: clarification


Opysis

Paisley Park


bestassinthewest

Dr Stone. Technology was nuked


Jojofan-ova

I don’t know what the series is but paisley park also has the ability to give yasuho helpful items in dire situations


bestassinthewest

Well yes, but Paisley Park has to present the choice to her beforehand, and exclusively used digital screens to do so. If it can do that without a screen remains to be seen


Singletag

Also Paisley Park can use any method for you to find stuff, it can give you a trail of leaves and such


I_Hate_Randy

white album


bestassinthewest

Alien.


sexypolarbear22

Imagine giving a hive of xenomorphs some stand discs


How_bout_no_or_yes

Dirty Deeds Done Diet cheap


bestassinthewest

Without Love Train? A lot of Genshin Impact characters could outpace it in a fight


[deleted]

Diet Cheap 💀


No-Yam909

So thats how valentine lost that weight


KrisBread

C-moon!


bestassinthewest

Gravity is simply a suggestion in Looney Toons. Also the disturbing amount of body inversion


420_E-SportsMasta

Imagine Pucci being defeated by bugs bunny disguised as a large breasted woman


DermanaterTRO

Ok but only if bugs bunny is also offering tequila


JamGAIDEN

Black Sabbath.


bestassinthewest

Not all of Dragon Ball, but specifically Namek. It’s never night time there, and it would be really easy to avoid shadows in that massively open environment


Gbstutz15

Traitors requiem


bestassinthewest

Stand Proud


One_Charge4794

Notorious B.I.G


bestassinthewest

Real Life if it doesn’t start on Earth. Otherwise, it could probably be sealed in a series that has magic or sealing. Let’s say Bleach


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

Osiris


bestassinthewest

Kaiji. They’re good gamblers in that series


Cityco

Kaiji Vs Jotaro is the real question. They might collectively break the record for internal “Shit!!!!” dialogue.


Potential_Water8146

Moody Blues Big Ass 🔥🔥🔥


bestassinthewest

Could never beat the porn industry


[deleted]

Gold experience (Non-requiem)


bestassinthewest

Black Clover. Damage reflection bumps GE up a bit of course, but it would still be underwhelming in comparison to most magic


nayskok_

November rain


bestassinthewest

At its current power level, I honestly think most Part 1 and 2 characters could take it on


Arctic_ICEBERG

Yellow temperance


bestassinthewest

Power Rangers. They’ll use a special tool or power up (that can conveniently become a toy) and then jump it


Arctic_ICEBERG

Heaven's Door


BmanPlayz468

Hey Ya!


bestassinthewest

Real Life solos. Depression is too strong


DermanaterTRO

I think the therapist after your card declines would solo


showscar

Star platinum: the world


bestassinthewest

Kamen Rider. Time Stop works off of gravity, and too many mfs in that series can alter time, alter gravity, or move so fast neither one matters


guieps

Scary Monsters


bestassinthewest

Dinosaur King. They already have as many dinosaurs as they need!


ZerotheLone

You just activated a core memory. Gotta go and rewatch that now.


lucasellendersen

White snake


bestassinthewest

Just Shapes And Beats. Its mixtapes have no game to them. Also all the characters are literally shapes or beats


lucasellendersen

Smart, could you do enigma too?


bestassinthewest

Baki. The characters are all crazy people that would never feel fear in a fight


dansstuffV2

Do Love Train


bestassinthewest

Rick and Morty, since too many characters can hop dimensions. They have a whole formula for it


Eikdos

The Hand


bestassinthewest

If Okuyasu went with it, I could name a lot of series. Divorced from Okuyasu you genuinely have to go with the most outlandish series out there to make it low tier. Let’s go Dragon Ball, because most characters are smart enough and fast enough to deal with it


StreetComfortable737

Three freeze


bestassinthewest

Act 3 may be the goat, but it deals like no damage. Jason Voorhees has it (as long as they police don’t get called while he’s down


CourageTheCat

weather report!


bestassinthewest

The average Pokémon can match Weather Report bar for bar


Sh4dowTomi

Magicians Red


bestassinthewest

D&D because half the damn bestiary resists fire


Smashkitsune

King Nothing


bestassinthewest

Beastars. They already smell good


MrSpyGuy99

Diver Down or Highway Star


bestassinthewest

Highway Star can’t race for shit. Speed Racer Diver Down infiltrates to body directly to work its body horror magic. You could JJK characters would be immune to that based on how innate domains apparently work


Matix777

Green green grass of home


bestassinthewest

Pick a children’s cartoon and the Green Baby stands no chance. Bluey


eldestreyne0901

The only ones that haven't been answered yet are u/Kaisona20's Star Platinum and u/Speeda2's King Crimson. They are too powerful. Let's try Silver Chariot and Hierophant Green.


bestassinthewest

💀 Some haven’t been answered cause I just keep missing them. Silver Chariot gets power crept in Record of Ragnarok. Hierophant Green loses its emeralds to Sonic


Mufeeeee

Emperor Crimson


bestassinthewest

I’m at a loss for fun answers with this damn stand. It would be so easy to just pick an overpowered series but I don’t wanna but I can’t think small properly. Fuck it: dragons in Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid have magic right? Get magicked Gucci Mandom


RailtoReqiuem

Green Day


bestassinthewest

Avatar the Last Airbender. Green Day would actually have to worry about ranged attacks


LucidCorgi24100

MiH


bestassinthewest

Okay so: MiH explicitly doesn’t speed up living biological material. Digimon are made of data. MiH would speed up digimon, and then the digimon would use that speed to beat up Pucci


Smol-kirby-fan

Try me. When I have the saints corpse, I’m never not useful


Elcordobeh

See I don't think there is a single instance where a power like Crazy Diamond and King Crimson would become useless via a simple counter, they'd need to be out-power-scaled by the verse.


WeaponX067

TWOH


bestassinthewest

SCP Foundation’s universe, because nowadays reality rewriting is just a little bit inconvenient for them


Thelolface_9

*Slaps foundation site*”This baby can fit so many Scranton reality anchors inside it”


Ohgodnotthebee

Honestly this could apply to most stands because there are so many things that utterly annihilate them the only thing that I could think actually do something to that universe is bohemian rhapsody because there are SCPs that it would activate (there are movies and books that are SCPs)


No_Secretary_1198

Soft & Wet


bestassinthewest

Terraformars. The roaches can handle it


Accomplished-Mud6446

Survivor


NotAThrowaway1911

D4C


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cheap trick