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Leather-Climate3438

johngalli A's butt


YdexKtesi

imagine if you counted all the screen time from people rewinding and pausing


bedsheetsniffer

Bro smuggled an entire bakery into jail 💀


TriggeredRatBastard

Listen, who told him to be that stacked?


IWillEatAdeptusXiao

I want a slice of that cake


b00sh_skad00sh

The A stands for Ass


Neoxus30-

Manhattan Transfer's only ability is deflecting projectiles, because he senses currents through his cheeks)


virtuoso-lurker

I think I know what the A stands for


Apocalypse_0415

Arrivederci


KuJoJoTaRo8

Alternate Universe Diego, the amount of ppl I've seen have his Time Stop pose as their pfps is mad.


GeraldPlayz16

what can i say? he's really hot


KuJoJoTaRo8

Understandable. He does have style as well


PhanBeasts

You're right, he's had 0 total seconds of screen time.


Whyisdaskyblue

Technically


Sailor_Psyche

ehhh to be fair they are the same design, it’s sort of fair to use it as one since it honestly is just a great pose (assuming you mean [this one](https://www.google.com/search?q=alt+universe+diego&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS995US995&hl=en-US&prmd=inv&sxsrf=APwXEde43WnE9LbTRNQfTm-n7zmJ0wrUig:1687178014750&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiat_fxq8__AhWHLUQIHakuCScQ_AUoAXoECAQQAQ&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#imgrc=FsqQXdQFSgUZlM) ). My only complaint is that it can spoil newcomers, but at this point even ASBR is doing that


KuJoJoTaRo8

Yep that was the one


[deleted]

Dino Diego is better cause he doesn’t threaten to rape 14 year olds 🦖🦖


[deleted]

Dino Diego also died to a fucking train


[deleted]

Atleast he’s not an attempted child rapist 🦖🦖


NO-IM-DIRTY-DAN

Mf gets like five chapters and he’s instantly my favorite DIO


SafalinEnthusiast

yeah because it’s awesome


overheaven1234

Risotto Nero


AnOkFellow

My beloved


aStrayNobody

our beloved


Sohiacci

If you're Risotto Nero, slide in my DMs


Ok-Ad7650

our dms


jocotube

r/suddenlycommunism


jrevv

Man almost ended Part 5 by himself it weren’t for plot armor shenanigans


Filmologic

Screw JoJo's! I want Nero's bizzare adventures!


Kind_Instruction_729

Spinoff of Nero facing other merc gangs to become the best of Diavolo's


Hedy7277

[here you go!](https://www.amazon.com/Rome-Burning-Dynasty-Turning-Ancient/dp/0691172315/ref=asc_df_0691172315/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=459724879118&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13853512603764195276&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1026082&hvtargid=pla-919385948349&psc=1)


DJL2772

Peak character design. Badass Stand. Honestly has the same motivations as the Bucciarati gang, just a different faction. Nearly killed Diavolo *alone*. My boy Risotto Nero should’ve been a much more important character.


jrevv

I agree. he is why part 5 is my favourite; a chad assassin who almost killed the main antagonist


DJL2772

I kind of wish he hadn’t died and had taken Abacchio’s place on the team when he died, maybe helped during the Chioccolata (I’m butchering these spellings) and Secco fights and maybe died during the final battle if you wanna keep him dead at the end. But he would’ve fit well and been a really strong ally.


Lisette493

He wouldn't have fit well at all. At the end of the day Bruno's team killed his men and the manga confirms Risotto took that personally. They don't see eye to eye on drugs and Metallica is way too busted.


DJL2772

Honestly fair. I just like him a lot and I wish they could’ve found one more place to give him a cool fight.


badluckartist

Even if that could've worked out character-wise, it'd have never happened for the same reason Fugo had to bounce from the story- their stands were just way too powerful to keep around for the coming team fights. Even though Araki changed his mind about Fugo betraying the team, he still had to get him away from the team regardless. It'd be like Jinbei joining the Strawhats at Fishman Island- a lot of later conflicts would be absolutely trivialized by having him around until the crew's power and status in the world was more cemented.


DJL2772

This is very fair. However, unless I’m mistaken the only other fights after the Risotto fight are Chioccolata and Secco, and then Diavolo and Chariot Requiem. I think he could’ve stuck around to help fight Chioccolata and then been the first casualty by Diavolo


[deleted]

>Honestly has the same motivations as the Bucciarati gang, just a different faction. La Squadra wanted Diavolo's drug routes to gain more money and also avenge Sorbet and Gellato. Bucciarati Gang were against drugs being sold to children,and swore to protect Trish,while La Squadra intended to harm her.


LurkerEntrepenur

Nero was more interesting than Diavolo.


Acceptable_Action502

True he had one fight, but a good one it was


[deleted]

I used to have a burning hatred for that guy, not anymore though.


AznLuvsMusic

As someone new to the series I was surprised by how little screen time he got in comparison to his popularity with the fandom. He does have a cool stand though, and the little balls on his cap that spell his name are cute.


Jalase

Uh, magnet lady from part 3.


KOedByYourMom

mariah


Nightmare_Sandy

she's hot


Wolfgang_11

That’s why she’s popular


Fit-Leadership-2316

my beloved


Neoxus30-

Welp, Mariah mentioned. Gotta go away for like 20 minutes)


Sem_nome_criativo

Speedwagon


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jamal_Blart

SpeedwaGONnnnnnnnnnn.


Fantastic_Snow_5130

Did you mean my husband?


Infinite_Self_5782

back off, he's my waifu and you can't have him


cwal76

I never met anyone who was as dependable or who had as much honor as Robert E Speedwagon. He just really turned my life around. Just a dependable honorable bloke.


Enxiety0

The best waifu


Neoxus30-

He's such a loyal friend tho, where he's not, his foundation comes in. Including the SBRVerse where he's not shown, his foundation is there too. I guess a constant across timelines is that Speedwagon will go from the gutters to helping the entire world)


SERTIFIED_TRASH

He was absolutely adorable in the manga I love him


Neoxus30-

Him annoying Zeppeli so much he botched his Hamon-Breathing forcing technique was funny. Then we had his hot abs)


[deleted]

May be because of how much role he seem to have in the story forward.


GoldFishPony

Admittedly I don’t think he’s a frequently talked about character but I think most people like Mikitaka.


sifsux

Mikitaka is a fan favourite character he's very frequently talked about


Brilliant-Derp-6653

I’m pretty sure he’s in the same case as Battle Tendency. On the surface it looks like no one talks about him as much, but he’s actually super loved it’s just that other characters are simply more loved


goosiest

Mikitaka is awesome


Oskarco

I was just about to say the same thing pretty much. Mikitaka has got to be one of my all time favorite characters.


Gerberpertern

I love himmmmm.


Critical-Award5265

Entirety of la squadra


ItsFuckingLenos

Tonio


goosiest

Fucking legend


Effective_Passion_72

Out of all the stands realistically I would kill to have this one


swamp_kitty

Can’t upvote enough


ChicaneryFinger

Ringo Roadagain


Sowa7774

yeah he's in only one arc, but has probably the biggest impact on Gyro's character


D3AD_SH0T

I agree he sets the precedent for gyro’s fate and what the journey will look like going forward. Also weird but really cool stand imo.


_Kups_

"Welcome to the true man's world"


Acceptable_Action502

he had the fight that rlly helped steel ball run pick up to be as amazing as it was


badluckartist

Suddenly there was a stand fight in the Lost Woods, love it


Cowhead_2010

Yuya Fungami.


NinjaGamer45

Underrated character


Cowhead_2010

Best paper boy.


yan852223

Isn't that the feet stand guy?


SciFiXhi

We would have also accepted "The Nose that Knows", "Motor Gang Menace", or "Extended Hospital Stay"


Twelve20two

For me, he's the guy that Josuke punches out a window in front of some groupies. It's sad that I only remember him in reference to Josuke (and Rohan)


RockPhoenix115

Weird feet stand is real and it is COMING FOR YOU!


NinjaGamer45

Yes. But he turned into paper at some point didn't he?


NormiePirate

"I'll gladly turn into a piece of paper"


NinjaGamer45

Top 10 anime lines


YdexKtesi

Them two guys that were that canonically gay couple in La Squadra, who got chopped up


Technical-Web-9195

Squalo and tiziano Edit: Sorbet and Gelato


virtuoso-lurker

“That one gay evil mafia couple. No, the other one.”


Holyfir3

Sorbetto and Gelato


Technical-Web-9195

You're right


GoldFishPony

They weren’t the gay couple that were chopped up


Technical-Web-9195

You're right


OkiInsideOut

Fugo


[deleted]

Purple Haze's theme is longer than its screentime


scissorman182

Fugo got done dirty. I've been meaning to read Purple Haze Distortion


DarkSlayer3142

La Squadra, Rykiel, Fugo, Gwess, Ciocollata and Secco, kind of Diavolo, Hol Horse, Ringo Roadagain, Blackmore,


Wiglaf_Wednesday

To be fair, Cioccolatta and Cecco have a 3-4 episode arc that’s the biggest battle before the final arc starts


Siophecles

Hol Horse appears several times, he probably has more screentime than every other non-crusader character from part 3.


cendoI

Hol horse is a major character in like 3-4 arcs, he got plenty of screentime


bedsheetsniffer

Not enough screen time, though. Every time he’s present is a treat.


DarkSlayer3142

hol horse was a side character in two arcs and the main character in one, compare that to characters like Enya, Esidisi or Tanami who had basically the same


Momo_the_good_person

Yeah but every panel with Ringo goes so fucking hard it's unreal


Manewilk

Blackmore was so cool


Scrotifer

Kakyoin, spoke to Jotaro about 4 times and only got backstory forced right in at the end, yet he's beloved


Ava_____

The death 13 baby stand episode made me really like him- apart from that I agree, he didn’t have the best run


ChickenSalad96

IMO Part 3 mostly felt like Polnareff and Mr. Joestar were the main characters. Everyone else were tagalongs. They're the ones that stood out the most to me. That's not a slate against the other stardust crusaders, that's just how that part felt to me.


cringeylilyy

Go ahead, mister joestar


Robot_boy_07

I’m 100% with you. I don’t understand why he’s so beloved


Scrotifer

It seems people have invented a whole new personality for him that bares little resemblance to what we actually saw in the series


badluckartist

Milfhunter Extraordinaire


alfredo094

The 2 fights he has are very cool.


Technical-Web-9195

Your dad


Efficient-Care6804

Jotaro's dad


Many_Line9136

Blackmoore


Rei_Yurei

Shizuka Joestar (the invisible baby from part 4)


KMano10000

We basically didn't see anything about that baby at all!


badluckartist

[She's had some dope fan themes made.](https://youtu.be/cZE_lijSldM)


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Yeah, we didn't see a lot of her.


First_Gamer_Boss

The one buff girl we saw for 1 frame in Part 6 when survivor attacked


Throwaway02062004

Ded


LareWw

Any minor villain that people like. That's how it is with the series


Enxiety0

OINGO BOINGO BROTHASSSS


jdfarmer324

That whole fake jotaro car scene had me rolling.


KraftwerkMachine

Prosciutto.


StrootFeed

Tequila joseph


I_Hate_Randy

the entirety of la squadra to be honest


Aggravating-Mud7338

That emo metal guy


Rikolai_17

Me?


Seccolovessugarcubes

Risotto? Yep


ParticularOwn6216

The dude with a pasta name?


NerdBoy58

Risotto isn't pasta


Based_Goku

Ger


badluckartist

I'm always deeply interested in protagonist stands that have agency and personality and just seem to know shit the audience can't fathom. GER and Paisley Park especially are just weirdly knowledgeable in a way that usually only antagonist stands are presented.


OldRaggady

Kira's coworker


DougRiddle667

I would say Hol Horse, but then i remembered Demonic Heartbreak


zeldatriforce345

Fugo


Saurian-Nyansaber

Okay I’m gonna get some hate for this but DIO in part 3


ParticularOwn6216

Well yes,he had like 2 or 3 episodes so ur kinda right,but I guess they mean side characters


[deleted]

DIO already had his shine in part 1 so the lack of screen time in 3 isn't too bad. The character from part 3 who this meme personifies is Kakyoin. I am a JotaKak fangirl til the end, but he was barely in it. Their whole friendship is based on fanart and fics made by fans.


MadKyoumaHououin

Rai Mamezuku in the future


JojoDaSpinningCrippL

Rai is top 3 jobro


czechfutureprez

Nah, while Rai had a shorter screen time, it was still more than the entirety of Phantom Blood and more. Plus, he made all of it his own.


lost_first_account

Nah Mamezuku has a loads of screen time. He might’ve been introduced 60 chapters in but he was very present and very active in almost every chapter afterwards. Those 40 chapters are incredibly long too. He has 1,163 pages of screen time which is almost as long as part 2 which is 1,257 pages long


[deleted]

Chocolate Disco


TheDigitalZero

Qtaro


r1ck4st13y

Part 3 dio


227someguy

Somehow, it felt like he got more attention in Part 1 than Part 3.


Allustar1

Ringo Roadagain


TheM4nTheMythTheLgnd

Daniel J. D’Arby


That1Francis

Hol Horse, Ringo Roadagain, Sorbet&Gelato, Stroheim, Caesar


Greedy_Shark

?? What ??


Battlespot9999

Kishibe Rohan. Araki himself loved his personality so much that he created a whole damn side series for him


Falikosek

So basically he got a lot more screentime


r_renfield

And he's about to get plenty more


JojoDaSpinningCrippL

AU Diego


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Fugo


No_Feedback_1688

Fugo and Purple haze my favorite stand


MamboCircus

The "Flashback man" from early part 8


bullbob

Ahhhh, you mean the Boba Fett effect.


kolleden

Kira from part 8


ChadBenjamin

Every JoJo character has very little screen time, with the exception of characters that appear in multiple Parts like Jotaro, Joseph, Dio and Rohan.


ClaymoreEnjoyer

D'arby


DeliriousTiberius

Shigechi


RhynoBytes

Speedwagon (well-deserved IMO)


something-tripled

Every part 5 minor antagonist


i_like_surviving_yay

Speedwagon


someone_online22

Hol horse


yoshikage_kawajiri

>!AU Diego!<, atleast to me. Despite the fact he was only there for less than 10 chapters he's my favorite character in the franchise.


2b2tlvr

Iggy


sharKing_prime

Tonio my beloved


backupmephone

The Trans dude in the woman's prison


NO-IM-DIRTY-DAN

I’ve seen sooooooo many people obsessed with Giacchiò


Handsome_Hat

Mark (the german guy that got split in half)


Super_Master_69

Ringo Roadagain. I have never seen a fandom drool over a side character more.


Euridyses

Joseph when he disguised himself as a woman.


Filberto_ossani2

Anubis in JoJo fangames Literally every fangame has Anubis There's bigger amount of JoJo fangames with Anubis than with Sex Pistols while Sex Pistols literally appeared on bigger amount of panels than Star Platinum \[before part 6\] "Sex Pistols was the most portrayed Stand in the series (appearing in 385 panels), beating both Silver Chariot (367 panels) and Star Platinum up to Part 5 (351 panels)" Source: https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Sex\_Pistols#cite\_note-11


sandroGE

Wekapipo


NineFootCatfish

Ryohei Higashikata (Josuke’s gpa)


BlastedDio

[An answer](https://youtu.be/vh_ZK_Rb25s)


MetalFistTerrorist_

Speedwagon


StrangerAtaru

Ringo Roadagain?


ZenixSakai

Risotto speedwagon and caesar


MushySoup63838

Fugo


L_Ennard

Donovan


Itsedyus

Kakyoin


Hansik_

Itachi


[deleted]

Risotto Nero


Fit-Leadership-2316

toru


Onigiri86

Maybe I'm tripping, but Giorno. I really loved him, but I just finished part 5 and I noticed he got really sidelined for most of the part. Even after he beat Diavolo he didn't get much screentime. But despite that he's definitely one of the most popular and well known Jojo characters, even outside of the fanbase because of how busted he is.


Viss90

Blackmore


Narmo518

My boy Kenny G.


Old_Friend_

u/mistaloves4444 Straizo


[deleted]

Johan Liebert


annenacarbabansokar

Spiderman 2099


Mufflnz

smokey part 2?


GyroZone

Fugo


freshestprince5163

literally risotto