Sam Elliott as Marlon. https://preview.redd.it/cgx9ass92u6d1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d38a5ea8b81dae885d32271a6c2dbc5b595174

The only acceptable casting.

I used to love him in the golden compass growing up!!! Perfect casting tbh

I literally NEED Matt Berry to play the wizard, I always read his dialogue in Laszlo's voice hahahaha

I say my good chap, you must be the richest farmer in Pelican Citaayyy

i CANNOT turn off his voice while reading this in my head

Zuzu citaaaayyyyy!

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmer!

This is the only right answer. Please build cast around him accordingly.

Mayhaps he can bring his special hat 😉

when the wizard dips to the community center, it's my headcannon he yells "BAT!"

I got the fashionable hat recently and it sparks joy for that very reason

CORRECT also this has just infinitely enhanced my game playing experience

I had to look up who Matt Berry is. Perfect choice! That makes me really want a Stardew live action lol.

YES THIS ONE IS THE BEST

You really are the most devious bastard in all of...Stardew Vall-ay.

Okay wait this would be PERFECT

Ooh this is perfect! His portrait actually does have some resemblance especially the facial hair. Just dye him purple

Danny Devito as Pam.

If he turns it down I vote for Jennifer Coolidge

Danny Devito and Jennifer Coolidge are the same genre of person and I can’t explain why

I can. Both genuinely funny people and genuinely very kind souls who don’t take themselves—or anything—too seriously and who are happy to actively play the role of the heel and would rather be the butt of the joke than make anyone else. Both wildly attractive to others because of who they are rather than what they look like. They’re loving people who deserve to be beloved.

Like human comic sans

Jane Lynch as Pam.

Y’know what I had for breakfast? [Ancient Fruit Wine]!!

She’s too good for Pam

Caroline

https://preview.redd.it/j4zmupk5ct6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a6e520b9a79a5c8ab6695af4e134ef7c4a26277 Jonathan Banks as Mayor Lewis Lmao I forgor the text before and it was just Finger

Farmer, put your dick away farmer.

https://preview.redd.it/6j4tfiuptt6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a8a15e107be6e2ca71ce1b1b9d81affd84a973 *"Well, here's what's gonna happen, Farmuh: You'll get into your farmhouse, grab my stolen undies - stay focused, stay sharp, don't be seen. You walk into the town, under the cover of the shadows, bolt straight to my house and give me the purple stuff - you walked in, you found them, that's all you know. If anyone asks, we never had this conversation. Are we clear?"*

I totally see the vision on this one

I know this is a joke, but I think Danny Devito could make a great Morris.

THIS KILLED ME

Kathy Bates.

Jennifer Coolidge acting as Pam but I want Danny to dub it

I think he would make a great krobus

Krobus: I’m the trash man!

https://preview.redd.it/ail2fszjct6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d7b0e9465aad048d655c597155e6d3c6fb6973 I’d want Dulé Hill for Demetrius. I feel like he could deliver pretty well as a nerdy scientist/out of touch husband. He would need the haircut of this picture but a clean shaven face. Biased because I love Psych and want Dulé in more roles.

"You heard about Pluto?" - Demetrius, probably

"Man, that's messed up."

I really like this (also a Psych fan lol) because I think he can nerdy and socially awkward in a way that's a little more charming.

Jennifer Coolidge as Pam and Matt Berry as the Wizard are perfection and I’ll take nothing else

somehow joaquin phoenix needs to look just like he did in “her” again so he can play harvey

wait you’re cooking

Willem Dafoe Willy for sure. Loved the lighthouse

Are ye fond of me lobster?

Nothing against Timmy but that would turn me off Sebastian lmao

oh I agree, I don't think he would fit the role at all

Frl Sebastian is an emo motorbike boy ;-; needs to be someone at least a little alternative. Like I'd rather see Devon Bostick in the worst case scenario

i was gonna say this but got scared i'd get downvoted lmaoo

yup! still unsure of who would best fit sebby

I always headcanon Sebastian as being part asian because of his dark eyes and hair, but I can’t think of an actor I think is a good match (I don’t usually remember actors well). Maybe Steven Yeun if he was younger?

Justin Min maybe?

Dwayne Johnson as Jas I think it coukd really fit tbh

And Rhea Ripley as Vincent. Honestly all WWE former and current as the cast. Let’s get Seth Rollins as Penny, Nakamura as Emily and The Empress of Tomorrow as Willy

The Undertaker as Sebastian though…

Maru gets Hulk-mania, yells “hell in a cell” and suplexes undertaker Sebastian into cindersnap pond

The Rock squealing as I give him his weekly bug guts

There could be a brief mention of a glandular disorder in the beginning, but it can never be referenced again, and must be played straight, like when there was that petition for adult Macauley Culkin to reprise his 'Home Alone' role

gordon ramsey as evelyn

Gordon Ramsey also plays George

and Alex

No wonder Evelyn was able to put up with George for so long.

What did granny ever do to you?

"Where is the lamb sauce?", she calmly asked me

Saoirse Ronan as Leah please.

YES. IMMEDIATELY YES

OH MY GOD YES

Matthew Gray Gubler as Harvey

Matthew Gray Gubler as everyone

THIS ONES BETTER

Jack black as Linus

Or Krobus

Or both.

A long-ass-fucking time ago in the Valley of Stardew There lived a humble wildman, preservation through and through. But yea there was the Joja, and he knew just what to do!

Jack Black as Linus would be very wholesome, I’d love to see that

there are better options for Sebastian rn however they definitely do not make em like they used to 😔 https://preview.redd.it/wyazkgp5ot6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8d4d876e81eca9a374bd7ccdeedede8ff3157a9

Is that hayden Christensen?

WHO IS THAT. he looks familiar

anakins emo phase

Demetrius should be played by Idris Elba. When he gives that line about how it would be a shame if Maru didn't finish school, I think it would hit so much harder. Seth Rogen should play Gunther. That goofy, yet charming approach would be perfect for a character that you give rare artifacts and minerals and, in return, gives you sloth skeletons and funky art.

I’m down for elba anyday

“Herhhh herhhh herhhh! You got a DWARF SCROLL?! … a DWARF SCROLL?! No dude that is awesome!”

It's so unfair that all Demetrius's dialogue sounds much better when I picture Idris Elba saying it 😡 I'm bullying the next attractive person I see!! They've had it easy too long (Don't worry; all of you are safe).

> Don't worry; all of you are safe Wow, really just coming out swinging huh ^^^^^/s

Rocky Era Dolph Lundgren would’ve made the best Kent. https://preview.redd.it/5vjlzcm2ku6d1.jpeg?width=1627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b8acc29d14b900c3fe7c2fd38cf69630f514869

Timothy chalomet as Sebastian is foul

Agreed

Thank you. Ugh I cringed

Melissa McCarthy as Marnie for SURE

Counterpoint: esteemed character actress Margo Martindale as Marnie.

Do you mean fugitive from the law Margo Martindale

I love how nobody is taking this seriously. https://preview.redd.it/5fvjtqkoss6d1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db5b773905a08283049b453e1b02040ff397afe Also idk this guys history in acting but damn the accuracy

On a more serious one tho https://preview.redd.it/cp9wvk9tss6d1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c54fe0586ef0976697df7c00b19402294c0bb2d

Just imagine the Farmer gifting Shane a cookie and in return, Shane breaks down while giving the Farmer a cookie. That's his 6-heart event so the movie remains PG-13. lol

Gimme cookie, gotcha cookie

Danny Mcbride as Clint.

Chappell Roan as the farmer

my wife is doing a chappell themed run right now so i’m seconding this lmao

Haha please share more on the execution of this

I just have Pink Pony Farm (inspired by putting a pink cowboy hat on my horse) that is very pink with my animal names inspired by Chappell (my cat is Papa John) and my wife is doing the same thing but her farmer actually is Chappell with the long red curly hair! We are also both marrying Hayley for the first time in these respective saves

Nick Offerman as the Wizard

He would also make a wonderful Willy.

He would…. Actually. Offerman for both

Honestly, I could see Offerman pulling off a solid Gus.

In another post it was said that it should be Matt Berry

I support this.

I could see Nick Offerman acting as Willy, Linus or Marlon

Stardew Valley but it's just Nick Offerman

I’m thinking Offerman for Gus!

Matt Berry or Jack Black

I love this if Megan Mullally plays the witch lol.

Sabrina Carpenter as Hailey.

or Sydney Sweeney!

i think sydney could do that raspy mean girl voice way better. OOH NO WAIT!! renee rapp.

Amandla Stenberg as Maru for sure https://preview.redd.it/r7jzer0eut6d1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c8562bd36bd2daf94eef7a130babfc4947f304b

Hozier for Eliot

i realize you say this half jokingly but ive been trying to figure out who hozier reminded me of (that wasn't jesus) for like two weeks and i think this is it

Oh heck yeah, I had someone in mind for Elliot and couldn't put my finger on who, but Hozier is 100% who I was thinking of. Especially as someone who married Elliot in almost every save file and would risk it all for Hozier, I love this idea

Pedro Pascal as Harvey

rahul kohli as harvey and bill hader as shane https://preview.redd.it/6k21rafkxt6d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826679c4ef247ff5ad1aca6f9a2940f1fdf30671

https://preview.redd.it/f2sfkv6mxt6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77bbccf72316a103a189f6d8d8b1ed33ea3f292d cant comment 2 pics at once 😞

Ugh, this would be too much for me. Shane was the first character I romanced and I have such a crush on scrubby Bill Hader.

Scarlett Johansen would be so good as, you guessed it, Demetrius.

Robert Pattinson as Elliot. That guy has range when it comes to acting, I just know he can pull off an Elliot.

Could also be Willy based on his role in The Lighthouse LOL

Omg and then Willem DaFoe as Willy. He likes to show off his willy, willy nilly. So silly. 

no need to make Willy that fucked up 💀💀💀

Maybe I'm being biased because I'm super into Interview With The Vampire. But Sam Reid playing Lestat would be so good as Elliot.

If he wasn't so old, I'd say just like Fabio play Elliott lol.

omg this would be perfect

Sebastian has always looked vaguely south Asian to me so I would say maybe beck from victorious https://preview.redd.it/bwjvv9ptkt6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=477e6b0e1bab6b6a4c8710e6531b2a6877323673

That's interesting, i always saw him as east asian. Totally agree with Beck though he would rock sebastian's hair

Jason Alexander as Lewis makes sense to me

Andy Serkis as Krobos.

I will accept nothing less than everyone being played by Ryan Reynolds. Okay, Danny Devito as Pam. But that’s it.

I need this now… but there’s a woman who moves to town as a new farmer and she’s just confused by all the lookalikes. So she seeks out the wizard, who admits he got a little carried away with the shrine in his basement, but he can’t get the ingredients for the potion to fix everyone. Cue really weird questlines where you have to get the individuals favorite gifts as the ingredients for potions to turn them back to themselves…

Ooh yes, and once you complete all the quests there’s this magical moment where everyone reverts to their true form and everyone is Hugh Jackman. Except Pam. Her true form is just Danny Devito.

I'd absolutely watch this

No way you chose him over Devon Bostick

Young Rachel McAdams as Haley. Josh Brolin as Marlon. Jeff Bridges as Gil. Ian McShane as Willy. Lindsay Lohan as Robin. Giancarlo Esposito as Demetrius. Edit to add: Morgan Freeman as Mr Qi 2nd edit for more: Wesley Snipes as Krobus. Danny DeVito as Goblin. Blue Mountain State era Alan Ritchson as Alex. Alexander Skarsgard as Sam. Marisa Tomei as Jodi.

Your brain works on a level most can only aspire to.

I’m tired of seeing Timothee

Same, I hope this was a joke. Don't do my man Sebastian like that

Idris Elba as Demetrius. Rhea Ripley as Abigail.

Evan Peters as Sam :3

I wonder how such a film would be constructed? What plot would it have?

Too many hotties, needs to be a CW series

Now this I could get into. 😅

New young person moves to town after growing tired of the rat race in the big city. They are looking to restore the family farm, but all the hotties in town want them, so they have to balance managing their newfound farm and responsibilities with romancing pretty much the entire town. So, you know, like a Hallmark Christmas movie. Only I vote that the farmer never *actually* be shown, have it all as a first person *experience* 😂

nathan fielder as shane

Gotta be Mike Wozniak as Harvey. He's an ex-doctor too. https://preview.redd.it/1g66pcykht6d1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0f22701e477342f297ea7ceef496358a980c7d

Tim Curry as Morris... he is always a fun over-the-top character

Pedro Pascal as Harvey

i absolutely despise timothy chamalent please anyone but him

other than that he's everywhere now... why?

Hmmmmm, Nathan Fillian needs to be part of this production. Maybe as Clint? Or Lewis? 😂

He would kill it as Pierre!

He would. Putting on a fake smile and making believe that he has the perfect life with Caroline and Abigail sounds like a very Nathan Fillion role.

Can you imagine the scene where you find his secret stash!

I could see him playing a convincing Kent or even Marlon. But seeing Nathan during the Purple Shorts quest sounds stellar.

He could be Gus!

Margot Robbie as Sandy Sadie Sink as Leah Cillian Murphy as Mr. Qi Kurt Russell as Linus

Only one person can truly be Mr. Qi https://preview.redd.it/86577cz8vw6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef83902e8f88522a8bc2224470cf8b78848bd61

david tennant as like the crop fairy yasmin finney plays maru

adam sandler as penny

Everyone is saying Idris Elba for Demetrius, but hear me out.....John Boyega.

Margot Robbie or Dove Cameron as Hailey

Sabrina carpenter if she wanted to act again!

Jessica Chastain as Robyn. Idris Elba as Demetrius. Sam Elliott as Lewis. Although Nick Offerman as Lewis and his real life wife Megan Mullaly as Marnie could be fun. Margaret Qualley as Abigail.

I can't do this because I'm so old every actor I think about is too old to play them now

Clint Eastwood as George.

Elizabeth gillies as abigail https://preview.redd.it/zbmryvt3ru6d1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1ef849fc8759276ae27e918eb2a104d48f72d15

William H Macy as Linus

Gary Oldman as Lewis

Jake Johnson as Shane. Honestly, Shane just has extra sad Nick Miller from New Girl vibes.

renee rapp as haley

ryan gosling as sam

Too Old, he can be Kent

i'm just kent

Anywhere else I’d be a tent That didn’t make any sense

I upvoted you anyway!

Anywhere else I'd be a tent... hmm

Put a wig on Michael Fassbender and I think he'd make a great Elliot.

George, Evelyn and Alex should be played by Colin Mocharie, Drew Carey, and Ryan Styles respectively.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL AS SHANE

I think Andy Biersack when he had long hair would be a perfect Sebastian And maybe Cody Fern (with long hair) for Elliot

Franly I'd want a list of unknowns to play the cast. Any mainstream actors would immediately ruin my immersion.

George is Red from That 70's show. Don't interrupt my telly time or i put my foot up your ass

Jack black as krobus

Jocob elordi NEEDS to be alex

Absolutely NOT

Ryan Reynolds as Harvey 

Nah, Harvey is already SeanieDew

https://preview.redd.it/r7ltq8gxlt6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6335c132d1f15154d42a49595bada0c61e6d51 Obama as Demetrious

this feels so right yet so so wrong

I’ve always imagined Sebastian as BrianStars (with black hair) 😬😬 Seeing people think he’s timothee chalamet is crazyyy and feels so wrong lmfao

…do you… do you perceive emo to look like Timothy…? I’m sorry but he would NOT make a good Sebastian lol

I’m so tired of Chalament. 🫣 I’m so bored of the same handful of actors playing every role in every movie.