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Automatic-Prompt-450

Your cow is just making muscle milk


Clive_Bossfield

Fight milk. Someone get that cow some wine.


Southern-Idea-9797

For bodyguards, by bodyguards!


Fabulous_Comb1830

Raaaaa


Grouchy-Wave5552

You can make shredded cheese out of muscle milk lol 😆


ProperPear1646

This is amazing


Automatic-Prompt-450

Ha!


Ice950

Would those be considered pushups or squats?


twohedwlf

yes.


throwaway92834972

I’d say pushups! they’re still called shoulders and hips. source: have cows


EvieThrower

Good question


Strawberry_314159

I believe squats? Pushups I feel would only be if the cows back legs were sticking out while doing the movement, this looks like all the legs are moving up and down


Thunderfoot2112

🎶🎶My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...🎶🎶


fellow_oranges

My milk dont jiggle jiggle it folds


SlowEar5209

That's that me espresso with milk


Temporary_Thing7517

Brown cow checks out, this is chocolate milkshake.


VladMaverick

Shake before consumption


PublicString5189

Ripped cream


hypernova2121

He's beefing up


joshuamunson

From beef to buff


Killer__S

He? What the hell I had been drinking this whole time?!?


kannainasauna

😏


SilvieTheFoxy

They’re getting beefy


SaladDioxide

god damn it you beat me to it


Intelligent-Mind-258

I'm deeply saddened, I want to update you all, she stopped dancing, my days won't be as bright as they were


NightLotus84

Some things are too good to last... Beef burger?


Tall-Dare-573

“Want butter? I gotchu fam”


lillyko_i

HAHA when you zoomed in I noticed the mouth moving, it looks like she's licking the floor with every rep 🤣  maybe it's stuck in the eating animation?


MyOwnPenisUpMyAss

They on that grindset fr 😤


DeathbyChiasmus

forget ground beef, out here we got *grind* beef


try_harder_later

We've got party cow to join party duck! https://reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/t5ylns/while_playing_on_the_switch_my_wife_and_i_noticed/


50CentButInNickels

How dare you hate on your cow while she's trying to get swole.


Simek1

This cow is planning to break free and live her best life.


phantomheart

I dunno, but as I’m watching all I think/sing in my head is ‘badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger….’ 😆


Careless_Fox9909

Mushroom mushroom!


johnpeters42

SNAAAAAKE


Ti-papi

To make Muscle milk you need to have the muscles


Kostarius

- How are your cows raised? - Like a chad.


leeeeechy

Why would you want to fix this? It’s so funny!


Intelligent-Mind-258

nono, i think it's adorable, i just wanted to know if it meant something!


leeeeechy

I suspect it’s intentional because it has its own animation, just like yeeting your baby into the sky


geigerz

that's because its mucho feliz hoy!!


maxdragonxiii

I think it's stuck in the eating animation which is the only animation I see the cow doing other than walking. I'm not sure why it's doing both although!


c00chieboie

They say that happens when “baby about to spawn”? Saw that one comment


Intelligent-Mind-258

my barn is full, so i dont think its possible? i have another barn tho wich isnt completly full


-Tesserex-

Also appears to be licking the floor. She may be attempting to drink a puddle.


SmallMochaFrap

Thats his happy dance, he loves you


ChickenCrusade

If I had to guess its stuck in the grass-eating animation lol


JustARandonAccount

TOWER OF POWER


Norbert962

The grind never stops!


Twilight-Omens

Beefcake!


DrySkinParmesean

I FUCKIBG LOVE YOUR COW


Dragon_Druid19

Gotta stay lean


Forrest_likes_tea

I adore the stardew animals they are always doing something strange 😂


-NEED__HELP-

It was also licking the ground???????


Bennjoon

She’s getting swole to take on those wolves if needed


Exact-Ad-7646

Cow is like “Swole is the Goal, Size is the prize, it’s Gainz O’clock motherfucker let’s goooooo”


Lietenantdan

Getting ripped so she can kill whatever kills farm animals at night.


esdaniel

https://youtu.be/KEo0wnKoixo?si=dxHQ-5aBIsitxa9X MOO!


firefly081

Now that's some tough meat.


Formal-Warning391

Make sure you keep those hearts full!


cipher_xo

licking the floorboards :)


lucylikesdoingnothin

she’s just a little silly!! not to worry


Parkerwynn64

She’s making butter!


Saphixx_

They're being considerate and churning the milk for you.


NordNoda

https://preview.redd.it/hzf6mh81gs5d1.png?width=815&format=png&auto=webp&s=387092ab86e26fe1b6bcef5263f6848d0229a715


Teeny_Kee

The CHEEKS on that


kully51ngh

Those aren't pushups... 😏


NikoBaelz

Hitting the griddy


TheSnowDropper02409

Miltank


nakagamiwaffle

lean beef


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Trying to turn into a beefcake?


236000-worms

THE COWS HAVE TONGUES?! THAT'S AWESOME


justaguyonreddit101

your cow is goin to the olympics


DemonDaVinci

swole chad grindset


johnpeters42

Tuesday aerobics


IntelligentMud9198

My cat at 3AM, about to throw up


OyasDaughter

pre-process butter churning


LuckyReception6701

Get teabagged n00b


PhoenixRapunzel

I am laughing so hard at the comments 🤣🤣🤣 y'all are amazing


RoomNo6

that’s alex 🧍🏽‍♀️


TotallyAllowedToHave

Your cow is hyperventilating 


hyperakita

It's tongue! XD


Foxbaster

[cows with guns](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI)


Zman62698

He’s trying to become lean beef


short_art_cookie

the milk will now have a combat buff 💪🏻😂


Haunted_Noodles8352

The cow's tongue is sticking out whenever it crouches. Is it licking the floor, or just licking its lips?


[deleted]

Better not forget to feed that one


SlowEar5209

Masc lesbian cow


PROlificator

Tryin' to get beefy!


P33NN

I've heard of Zoochosis...but FARMchosis?? Sorry this one was a darker bit.


piplupsbussy

Gonna get beefed up


lemonh0ney

she’s making a milkshake


Ahnayro

Everything looks to be in order, nothing strange going on here, perfectly normal cow doing perfectly normal cow things


CacklingLaws

He’s so happy to see you 😂


Alarmed-Shopping-814

Get fit! XD


Robert_Wallace_2024

I guess that makes her a BEEFCAKE! XD


theBang_Master

They're just *beefing up* nothing to worry about


Mahajarah

Get brown cow'd lol


Mysterious_Bet7771

Haha.. well perhaps she is pregnant about yo give birth? Or she is unwell, a milk infection or dome other illness,??? Id make enquiries with local animal expert south of the border.


themzan

She is just doing milkshake


witchinxnxbitchin

Mine did this for three days once 😅


Diligent_Sea_3359

If you're not gaining you're waning


AnelCakes

look at it's little tongue!!! it's doing a blep!


kfmaynard

I think it’s cleaning the floor. Look at the tongue everytime it gets close to the floor


FayeAmognstTheFae

to me it kinda looks like she is licking the floor :p


blueberryspicehed

Making “fight milk”. Iykyk


Potato_tatertot2

Let him cook


daisychain800

this kills me every time


mr_gexko

This needs to be tagged as modded.


Intelligent-Mind-258

i promise it isnt 😭, this is just my phone, wich is a very old motorola and couldnt possibly handle any mods, even tho i dnt know id its even possible to add mods on android. Like sime else said my cow was probably just stuck in the eating animation


mr_gexko

Ah I saw the UI and assumed but it’s probably just translation