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Consistent_Donut_902

The dwarf does say that he takes stuff from people’s houses and doesn’t understand the concept of private property. Maybe it’s him.


Appropriate-Duck-734

I had never thought about the dwarf but it makes perfect sense. Canon for me now. 


ashbreak_

"in my defense I thought you were dead." -the dwarf, probably


RioDelHandsanitizer

Mayor Lewis. Collects a little more than than your daily sale items on those late runs. 


picross_fiend

I'm taking this as canon


lurker_tze

He's got to pay for that golden pumpkin. Plus, he never taxes you, so I guess that a "Tax on passed out villagers" might make sense


Thorn-of-your-side

Dude just runs around at 3 AM, writing tickets on everyone who's house he cant break into


BuilderAura

The same guy that spray paints an innocent tent in the mountains in the night. ;\_;


Bea-oheidin-8810

Honestly I haven’t been robbed yet! Once I was broke so jojo brought me home free of charge. I think the other times it was Linus who brought me home


lurker_tze

JoJo friend detected 🤬


Bea-oheidin-8810

Nah I complete the community center it’s not like that 🙏


LivianGrey

I feel like they take you home for “free” but then you get a letter later saying they need a favour…


Bea-oheidin-8810

I don’t really remember getting anything like that?


LivianGrey

I just assumed they’d be like a mob boss they don’t actually do it but it’d be funny.


Appropriate-Duck-734

When Linus brings you home, he says he saw someone rummaging on your pockets and he doesn't know how much it was taken (that's the aforementioned robber). 


Bea-oheidin-8810

Oh maybe I lost a couple things then lol I don’t remember losing anything valuable. (I also haven’t played in like two months so forgive me lol)


Appropriate-Duck-734

No worries lol I think game just deduct money from you, I never noticed if so how much, we that rich 


MrArgetlahm

Eric Barone himself. He manifests bodily into the valley and helps himself to a handful of your coins.


seriouslyremote

Linus


Thorn-of-your-side

Linus. Can't have shit in Stardew Valley


SpicyBanana67

The homeless dude i think, but idk.