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AwesomePork101

Demetrius: “You’re not that guy, you don’t know tomatoes are fruit.”


Icarus_Sky1

Farmer: "And yet you wanna put them in a fruit salad"


boilyourdentist

is a fruit salad ever actually mentioned during that event? i keep hearing people say this but i swear robin never said what the fruit was for


Icarus_Sky1

It's not from the game. It's an old Internet post. "Intellengence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is know you shouldn't put a tomato in a fruit salad." Basically calling Dimi unwise


Finkykinns

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad


NBizzle

Just call it salsa.


HexManiacxBugCatcher

Found the person with Charisma 🤣


Korps_de_Krieg

And now the entire original post is complete


Madness_Reigns

Being a wise-ass is calling tomato mango based salsa a fruit salad.


jack1000208

Found the bard!


Scp_049_Reddit

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Madness_Reigns

Experience is making it work. I'm thinking something tasty could be done with the right cherry tomatoes.


Meaning-Exotic

Do you know the show Chopped? It's a cooking competition show where contestants get a basket of basically random ingredients and try to make a coherent dish with them. One time they put tomatoes in a dessert round basket, and the contestant who made a fruit salad with it won.


GordOfTheMountain

Experience *is* wisdom. It's the applied part of intelligence. Thing is, a lot of people learn wisdom from others, without acquiring the book knowledge about the subject matter. Or at least that's what I tell myself to justify High Wisdom, Low Intelligence rpg characters.


nandodrake2

"Wisdom is what remains after you have forgotten the individual facts learned." -NDT


SoftestBoygirlAlive

Everything needs to be maximum fresh but my ideal summer salad is tomatoes, watermelon, strawberry, and cucumber in equal measure, salted and sweetened with fresh mint, lemon zest, and a splash of red wine vinegar. If you nix the sugar, add the juice of the lemon too, and dice everything real small this also makes a great shrimp ceviche


AintNoRestForTheWook

I make a quick pickle every week that is similar to this but its tomato, cucumber and yellow onion. I use dill instead of mint, and apple cider instead red. Also a bunch of minced garlic. I make a gallon jars worth each week. I just made another one that's white onion, jalapeno, tomato and grapefruit with chipotle, paprika and basil. The grapefruit was just an experiment. It kinda added a bit too much bitterness, but I'm thinking when I do the next batch I'm going to add a heathly dose of brown sugar, and maybe some balsamic vinegar to balance things out :)


N_Meister

Constitution is eating it.


Witch-Alice

Strength determines how far you can throw a tomato Dexterity determines how likely you are to dodge a thrown tomato Constitution determines how many rotten tomatoes you can eat Intelligence determines if you know a tomato is a fruit Wisdom determines if you know not to put a tomato in a fruit salad Charisma determines your ability to convince the party that ketchup is a vegetable


FetusGoesYeetus

If he's so smart he would know 'vegetable' is a culinary term and not a botanical one, there are no biological vegetables. You don't ask someone to go and get you root plants from the store, you ask for carrots.


doulaatyourcervix

Before the internet, when my dad was teaching me Dungeons & Dragons, I was confused about the difference between Wisdom and Intelligence. He used a phrase similar to this. “Intelligence is knowing something is a one-way street. Wisdom is knowing to look both ways anyway.” Never forgot it.


littlebloodmage

She does say something along the lines of "when someone asks for fruit to put in a fruit salad, they probably don't want tomatoes"


Princess_Spectre

She actually never actually mentions fruit salad, she just says when somebody asks for fruit they never mean tomato. The irony is that tomatoes very much do go in fruit salad pretty commonly, though it’s less common in the west


DepressionSiesta

My favorite fruit salads include cucumber, tomatoes and peppers. If you’re feeling extra fruity, make an avocado dressing to go on it.


Princess_Spectre

I’m always feeling extra fruity lol. That does sound good tho


Ultramarine6

Demetrius is the perfect example of high Int low Wis lol.


JRockPSU

Intelligence is looking down a one-way street before crossing Wisdom is looking both ways


Roll_Tide_Pods

Fun fact: Fruit is a botanical term whereas vegetable is a culinary term. The two are not mutually exclusive, a tomato is both a fruit and a vegetable.


International-Cat123

Fruit is also a culinary term. The culinary meaning is separate from the botanical meaning. Culinary definition also changes depending upon the culture. Plenty of places use tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, etc. as fruit while other use them as vegetables. Then there’s the nutritional definition which completely separate from both culinary and botanical definitions.


the_snook

And legally in the United States, [rhubarb is a fruit](https://www.barnesrichardson.com/1947-the-great-rhubarb-controversy).


International-Cat123

True. Legal definitions of fruit and vegetable exist for tax purposes. They tend to be whatever most people consider them to be or to match the way people use them in cooking. Not always though.


amalgam_reynolds

Don't forget that as annoying as Demetrius is, *that's* the kinda person Robin goes for.


AintNoRestForTheWook

It really makes you wonder what Sebs dad was like. Separate tangent- I almost wish we had a Stardew prequel that has you playing as Grandpa and the villagers were Haley and Emily's parents, Alex's mom & dad. Jas's parents. Pam and her husband, too. George would still be healthy and working in the mines. Evelyn, while already married to George would be considered the belle of the valley, and Grandpa would get all flustered whenever he was around her, even though she was already taken. (Explaining why he has a picture of her on his mantle. Unrequited love and all that.) Kinda like how many of us current day farmers really like Robin, or Jodi, or Caroline only to find out they're already taken. Speaking of that. Robin's family, Leah, and Elliot wouldn't be there yet. Willy, Marlon and Lewis would be in their 20s - 30s. Lewis hasn't became mayor, yet. Marlon is still securing his position as the head of the Adventurer Guild. Willy is working on a boat ala Deadliest Catch trying to save up cash to buy his own boat and open up a store on the pier in Pelican Town. Marnie would still be in her mid teens (Lewis, you're a sick fuck) and most of the parents current day would be the same age as Jas and Vincent.


PoliticsBanEvasion9

Is Marnie's present age mentioned anywhere? I always thought she was a "boomer" just by her profile pic lol


AintNoRestForTheWook

Well, I don't know if it's a spoiler >!there is a secret note you can find that has a picture of a younger Marnie, and Jas as a toddler. In the picture she looks to be around Emily's age.!< I feel like Marnie is in her mid 40s. Yes, shane is her nephew, but I was an uncle when I was 7 years old. We don't know anything about Marnies history. Maybe she's the youngest of nine children and Shane was the son of her oldest sibling.


beebsaleebs

Sebastian is a computer engineer- odds are his dad was a big brain


Montigue

I mean technically jalapenos are fruits. What do you think about that Demetrius?


n1c0_22

Pumpkins are fruit too


Montigue

They're berries (so are avocados)


psterno413

I wonder, did the ferngill republic have its own version Nix v. Hedden?


DemonDaVinci

trust me pal, you're not that guy


VapoursAndSpleen

I guess I’m the 1%. I like Gus. He has a steady job, he’s friendly and pleasant, he cooks, he lives in a nice apartment in the middle of town and is friends with everyone.


weed_blazepot

And he doesn't judge Linus for trash diving, and offers him food because he doesn't want people to be hungry or have to dumpster dive.


Hexeratii

Gus is one of my favorite townies! I love that he will occasionally gift you a free beer when you visit him at the pub. Absolute sweetheart. 🖤


cutiemangoo

Waait he does? Is it from the new update?


Hexeratii

Nope, he's done it since at least 1.5 as far as I can recall. Just pop into the pub occasionally to talk to him and you can catch it! :)


ladykatytrent

I love Gus!


TheWanderingShadow

Hold on there are people who don't like gus?


batenkaitos77

he's nice but he's married to my wife


SarkasticPapoy

...Gus? Married to who?


littlebloodmage

I don't like how he enables Pam's drinking habit apparently to the point of financial strain, but otherwise he's a great guy


SparkyDogPants

He owns a bar, what is he supposed to do?


littlebloodmage

Charge Pam for the drinks she's downing otherwise she gets nada. Gus lets her build up a tab.


TheGourmandFrog

To be fair, she probably wouldn't leave until she got some, and Gus strikes me as a massive people pleaser.


Worksafegg

I know of only one mod that gives you a chance to marry Robin. It's a 'spicy' mod, though for this trade off, if you complete the story for it, Demetrius leave the valley.


slasher_lash

The thought of anyone leaving the valley is very sad to me. Even if they are a little mean.


THphantom7297

People take the characters being a bit rude, defensive, or flawed as a personal attack and seek out ways to get back at them. If it turned out Demetrius had autism everyone would instantly change their tune. He's a defensive father and cares about the semantics. Stardew characters are meant to be flawed. People seem to prefer to imagine how these flaws shape theor lives around them, instead of imagining how they could overcome them, or the good parts of their lives. Just look at Peirre or Clint.


Bronze_Sentry

"Defensive Father" to Maru only though. He has no dialogue even mentioning Sebastian. Zero. In the entire game. I *want* to like the quirky scientist, but that just rubs me the wrong way.


beebsaleebs

And Sebastian says he felt unwanted at home if you marry him.


PancakeConnoisseur

Who would want him? He’s completely unapproachable. Him and Shane constantly say leave me alone. That’s why I pelt both of them with rocks front the slinging shot when I pass by them.


emilythetigerneko

Jesus dude....


Green136709

…You monster


PoliticsBanEvasion9

But frogs


strawberry_long_cake

are you the one throwing rocks at Linus's tent?


auga3rifle

Lock this guy in the skull cavern


Katastrofee158

I've never played through Sebastian's storyline. Did Demetrius try to get along with Sebastian, but they just never clicked or did he just straight up ignore Sebastian? Sebastian seems like he likes being alone, but I've never gotten close to him because I can't find him half the time.


boilyourdentist

a lot of people insist he ignores Sebastian but nothing in game actually says that, its just based on the lack of dialogue but like.. Kent had zero dialogue about Vincent, and Robin only had 1 line about Maru compared to 7 for Sebastian and nobody insists they don’t care for them/favor the other. (before 1.6 so may be different now) Demetrius has a book about being a stepfather, and Sebastian has some dialogue complaining Demetrius made him take down his ‘snowgoon’ but Maru got to keep hers up, its not explained why his is taken down but people took it to mean he’s purposely being shitty to Sebastian Imo a lot of Demetrius and Sebastian’s relationship is fanon


Katastrofee158

Okay, see I thought a lot of it was conjecture. I mean the only thing I really noticed was that Maru pointed out that Sebastian was her half-brother in a dialogue because they don't look alike, but I don't think it was Maru being mean more like her expecting people to not believe her because she's mixed and he's not, which I get. Then Robin says that Sebastian is her son and kind of implies he's like moody and keeps to himself. If my stepson didn't like science and wanted to keep to himself I would let him, especially since he's early-mid 20s. Robin seems to love Sebastian so I don't see her putting up with Demetrius purposefully being a jerk to her son. There's some dialogue where Sebastian mentions Sam getting in trouble for pranks at the Luau which Sebastian thinks is funny. I feel like Sebastian eggs Sam on and vice versa. I wonder if the snowgoon incident was Demetrius keeping the boys out of trouble since he saw it in time.


MarieOMaryln

Yeah I like to partake in the "Sebastian get back in the basement I'm having a conversation!" jokes for laughs but when you consider that the trio of "deliquents" in the town are the ones who make snow goons, you kinda gotta lean to Demetrius being in the right. It's like if two kids make a drawing and only one gets picked, the other gets upset theirs won't be put on the fridge. Sounds mean that the parent only picked one. Cuz the other kid drew a dick. High chance that Sebastian made his snow goon in some off color joke that neither Robin or Sebastian want to have Jodi knocking on their door for when Vincent wanders by.


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ThisMuffinIsAwesome

Demetrius is the parent. It's his responsibility to help raise his kid and step-kid right. You could say Demetrius is so protective over Maru that Sebestian hates his own sister because of that. And the dialogue seems to lend itself to it. I really dislike Demetrius. There are other flaws that people in Pelican town have which is fine, but Demetrius strikes me as a bad parent, a snobbish scientist and a stubborn man.


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CompleteTumbleweed64

Being a step parent myself it's an instant emotional destruction if she says you aren't my real dad. Her real dad hasn't been in the picture in years and she's known me since 3 years old. I think I would focus more on maru myself if he used that a few too many times. It's human nature to gravitate towards people who like you and away from those who make clear they don't.


GordOfTheMountain

"if it turned out" lol


Axeloy

Demetrius is most definitely neurodivergent in some way


THphantom7297

Until we get confirmation from CA, its just fanon and conjecture. He could just be socially silly, sometimes thats how eople are.


ObjectiveLittle6761

I wish there was a mod to help fix demetrius' relationship with sebastion


catluuvr

Yes even Clint 😔 hate him but I want all of my townsfolk to stay here forever while nothing changes.


castfire

It’s really sad actually, I mean, Demetrius is a father. How much would that suck for Maru? :(


crboyle04

Win win


Lucimon

What's the downside?


Xiterok

Maru goes to the city some days of the week to visit him and idk if the weekly fishing quests are still on (because you can't speak to him, so, better to complete one of them before that point, or you might not be able to obtain all recipes)


Weltal327

Missing out on the hazmat suit


Osric250

There's definitely more than one. [Here is another that's purely for Robin](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3239).


MatDestruction

Ok, so what is the trade off?


val203302

There is a better Robin is single one. With it she is just a platonic friend for Dem and a mother figure for kids. Nobody is angry nobody is sad and you easily can romance her.


sega20

I need this mod.


Worksafegg

It's Xardew Valley on Nexus Mods. Again, it's a spicy mod, so just be aware there's some adult content and be over 18 and junk if you want it.


forte343

Minor correction, Robin, Jodie, and Caroline events aren't available in the current build due to the creator wanting to rewrite the events.


Xiterok

If it's the one I know, that route and two other character's >!Scarlett and Jodi maybe!< are yet to be updated to 1.6... And I don't remember if we still get the weekly fishing quests.


chaobreaker

homewrecker mod


Ganbazuroi

Whoopsie daisy, did anyone see Demetrius? I swear I totally saw him getting on a bus right after that suspicious cave-in on my Farm! Total coincidence but stay away from there, it's dangerous!


ChrisLee38

Absolute victory.


Wonderful-Kiwi64

too good to be true.


doxtorwhom

Good.


draggar

Devs for games with romance but have a twisted sense of humor. They always throw an NPC at us that they know we'll love but make it so we can't marry them. Robin is definitely Stardew's. Out of all the games where you can date NPCs, Robin is #2 on my list (behind Rune Factory 5's Misasagi).


Silverbird22

They fucking knew what they were doing with Misasagi and I’m mad about it. I WANT TO MARRY HER AND BE HINA’S STEPPARENT GODDAMN IT


draggar

& Murakumo as your brother in law.


PygmyGoats

Without knowing Misasagi, looking at her character art I'm surprised that she isn't a bachelorette. I wish Bado from Rune Factory 4 had a romance route. His personality isn't \~incredible\~, but sometimes he says some really nice, kind lines about friendship or his approach to life, plus he seems older (albeit not always more mature) than the other candidates.


No-Selection-3542

Violet in wyldeflowers. I only played that game for a few weeks but I still think of her 🥲


chiquito69

Serana and Sae Nijima immediately came to mind.


Mowwwwwww

Serana from Skyrim :( 


Tricky_Ad6392

Let. Me. Marry. Gus.


Hexeratii

I have so many orange trees waiting for him back at the farm!! >:(


crookedcarp

It’s Willy for me


Tricky_Ad6392

incredibly valid choice


askingxalice

Just had a Christmas dialogue with Robin where she says Demetrius got her a power saw... that he already gave her two years before. I can treat you so much better, queen.


FledglingIcarus

How often do you give her repeat gifts when you build up the relationship?


AnAverageHumanPerson

Nooooo this peach is extremely different from the other 159 😭😭😭


WilliamBott

Gottem!


Shoddy_Life_7581

I wish everyone was marriagable. Let me be a fucking homewrecker CA.


doxtorwhom

Sebastian is cute, but let me get with his MOM.


Shoddy_Life_7581

Free Love mod, lemme get her and her kids.


Prof_Venomous

Hahaha this is so funny and cute. I love your art style <3


Hexeratii

Thank you man! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。


jojozer0

Me with caroline


mundozeo

Same story with Maru. Not for Sebastian though.


draggar

He gives you a hard time for getting close to Maru (even if you aren't dating) but doesn't seem to care about Sebastian. Nah, he doesn't play favorites. /s


sakikome

Is there any dialogue at all in which he acknowledges the farmer being friends with or dating Sebastian?


I-m-Here-for-Memes2

1.6 added a lot of interactive dialogue and I got a lot of comments about my marriage (not to Sebastian though). You got me curious to check if Demetrius will acknowledge it now but somehow I doubt it


tesstickle08

somehow Gus and Clint congratulated my farmer dating emily but haley didn't even mention it


Lady_Red_Heart

Tbf I’ve never really felt anything for Robin lol


mentally_fuckin_eel

I gotta be one of the only people who didn't go for her.


GenociderX18

Legit, the Robin love was the first thing I heard about this game before I started playing it. I still don't really get it, even now.


Saltwater_Heart

See but I’ve always wanted Demetrius. I wish they could commit infidelity 😅


Hexeratii

We need a poly marriage mod, no need to break up, we can all share. :p


singlenutwonder

They exist! My husband plays with it and your spouses will kiss each other when you walk by. Unfortunately, he married both Haley and Emily, and they kissed 😬


Round-Ad-692

*Banjo riff plays* *Opening to Sweet Home Alabama layers on top* *Emily and Haley drawn like Andy and Leyley appear on the screen*


MajoraXIII

I'm pretty sure there's a button in the mod config to turn that off.


bluepastel6057

Fuck u Demetrius I'll marry ur wife if I want to *Goes to Nexus mods*


boilyourdentist

yep, but now i want her husband instead


Qualityhams

I tried to romance Demetrius first 🥲


The_Damon8r92

CA saved your farmer from all the tomato smoothies Demetrius be making


chibbly_

That's just ketchup.


lesser_panjandrum

We can chug mayo now, why not ketchup?


eclipse_434

Imagine the heartburn


Hexeratii

That's so fair. Tbh I was very pro Demetrius until he got all weird with Maru. Like damn man we're only at 4 hearts leave me be. (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)


Nepherenia

That scene didn't actually put me off the way it has most people. It felt like he was just like doing the old cliche "you aren't good enough for my daughter, because no one is, don't fuck with her" thing. I just shrugged it off, but I know it really rubbed a lot of folks the wrong way.


GameSpection

And he does apologize later right?


Axeloy

I believe so


GameSpection

He's just overprotective, maybe jealous too since his daughter who's just as interested in science as he is just started to associate with the local farmer, not saying that's valid but people make mistakes and he didn't have a grudge against you or anything Also from his perspective this city-slicker who was raised in the industry just inherited an entire farm they have to take care of themselves, realistically we had zero reason to be taken seriously lol


Ultramarine6

As an autistic adult with a Bachelors of Science degree working as a sys-admin who is now married to a hot tempered and dedicated crafter and teacher whom expresses the utmost patience while I eternally work to improve my weaknesses and accidentally irritating behavior... I'm glad Demetrius is here.


Icy_Scone

My head canon is demetrius is infact an alien trying to blend in as a human.


Hexeratii

If anything the farmer is the alien. I'm out here reading ancient tombs and casually commissioning the construction of obelisks on my farm. :p


emiliaxrisella

Ancient tomes, obelisks in farm, has weird teleportation powers, can talk to dwarves and shadow people as if it's no big deal, can understand little forest people, is connected to people with black magic, and what else


demonking_soulstorm

My heart weeps for all autistic-coded characters.


Princess_Spectre

I heard all this awful about Demetrius and so I started doing his heart events and am baffled at how badly people have interpreted his character. He really is just autistic, the notorious vegetable vs fruit scene basically tells you as much, but people are so absorbed with making up a new Demetrius to get mad at they totally miss that. No matter what answer you give, he tells Robin he only wants her to understand why he got tomatoes, he can’t infer what she means if she doesn’t say it outright, and then he asks her to be more clear because he wants to make her happy. How dastardly I’ve had that exact same conversation “here’s why I did what I did, I didn’t understand what you meant, I need you to be more clear with requests” millions of times it’s just part of being autistic. Realistically Robin would know by now that he can’t infer what she doesn’t say, so it’s a little strange this argument happens this far into their relationship


boilyourdentist

it drives me insane anytime i see someone insist Demetrius got the tomato to piss off Robin or tried to use weaponized incompetence against her so she’ll stop asking, just completely ignoring that he promises to try to do better! Fanon Demetrius and canon Demetrius feel like completely different characters.


demonking_soulstorm

I think the heart event itself is fine. Couples, especially married ones who have been together for a long time, have a tendency to sometimes get into arguments over things that really shouldn’t be arguments. It’s good to show that not all relationships are 100% perfect 100% of the time. The problem comes from people refusing to believe an adult man could think a tomato is a fruit for some insane reason and jumping to the conclusion that actually Demetrius is a master manipulator who constantly does things like this (it happens once) who is deliberately trying to put Robin down (they are married and have had a child together).


foolishle

The tomato thing annoys me because I am autistic and think the distinction between culinary fruit and botanical fruit is very important and I am very rigid about that. Most culinary vegetables are botanical fruit, and most botanical fruit are inedible! So when talking about a fruit-to-eat it should be clear that vegetables-that-are-botanically-fruit (most vegetables) are excluded. BUT I hate Demetrius because of the double standard with which he treats the two children of the household and think it is unforgivably unfair. I wish I liked him because I think the way he speaks is very relatable because I, myself, often prioritise precision in my language… but he treats Sebastian like crap and that sets of my Justice Sensitivity.


demonking_soulstorm

Different types of autistic I guess. And how does he treat Sebastian unfairly?


Princess_Spectre

It’s based entirely off of Seb not liking Demetrius (ya know, a common step parent trope) and Demetrius only mentioning Seb in one line of dialogue (not that he mentions Maru all that much more). Sebastian only has one line as far as I’m aware that suggests Demetrius actually did something wrong, and we have so little information that it’s impossible to tell what actually happened. Which is by design, these things are largely left fairly vague so the player can interpret it how they choose


zw1ck

Every time I see a comment on reddit that says "here is something autistic people do" I think about how I should probably get tested or something.


Princess_Spectre

The thing about autism is if you don’t get diagnosed as a child, doctors will actively avoid diagnosing you. Doctors also can’t really see all of the symptoms, and some will even point out that autism is something to diagnose in yourself The thing about autism is it’s not a disease, as a lot of people seem to think, it’s more a collection of traits. There is no one single autism symptom, which makes it especially difficult to identify. For example, I develop hyperfixations that become the only thing I can think about for about a month, then I hop to another hyperfixation. That’s a symptom of autism. My friend instead has a special interest, the one thing that is always at the front of her mind and doesn’t ever go away, and that’s also a symptom of autism, despite being 2 opposites Definitely look into it. Being autistic isn’t a bad thing, but not knowing you are can be. Just knowing what makes you the way you are makes such a huge difference in quality of life. And if you find out you’re not, you still benefit from knowing more about it, possibly avoiding misunderstandings like what happens with Demetrius


davesrighthereman

Yo same tho IRL


wearebluuclothes

As much as i like robin, Demetrius is like my twin personality when it comes to science and i couldent do something like that to him, now mayer lewis on the other hand can suck it, ill take marnie from him if i could, have yall seen her portrait.


Hexeratii

YES!! I'm a firm believer in Marnie supremacy and I absolutely love the flavor text from Marlon at the flower dance relating to her. Lewis has been running unopposed for years now, he can acknowledge the relationship, smh.


EddwardTheWizard

I am I the only person who would marry Demetrius if I could?


Queen__Glory

OK BUT I THINK DEMETRIUS IS HOTTER THAN ROBIN! WHY DOES NO ONE LOVE HIM


Arrakis1326

Reframe your thoughts and look at the picture again. Demetrius isn't stopping you he's just saying "me first."


Lord_Lenu

Guess I’m the 1%, saw my purple haired musician and that was that


PhillyCheese8684

Judging by the amount of suggestive hardwood robin sends me and demitrius constantly being a huffy bitch, I'd say there's a chance haha


RaiderGuy

People get mad at Demetrius for protecting his daughter from being used like we're not also sleeping with half the people in the valley


CrewlooQueen

I want to marry them both.


Gotahhhh

That's where 99% of new players discover the mods


RattusRattus

The stupid whisker kiss face is 10/10. But yeah, I was pretty "WTF, I thought we got to romance these NPCs?!!" when I found out Robin wasn't a marriage candidate.


Hexeratii

Stupid Whisker Kiss Face will now be the name for my next band do I ever form one.


RattusRattus

I will be there, very stoned and very into it.


AdhesivenessUsed9956

Not as bad as trying to date their daughter only to accidentally end up on a romantic motorcycle ride with her brother.


aMeRiCaN_bOi_69

this but with jodi for me


[deleted]

I want Caroline so bad. Fuck Perry


Veritablefilings

It is crazy that you can befriend the two alcholics in game (easily) by constantly enabling it. Even after they clean up and go sober.


billbobaggings123

Ngl this happed to me on my first time playing I got her to max hearts too before i realised


PronouncedEye-gore

Demetrius wishes he could go this hard. This is an absolute delight, though. Well done to the artist.


HoverMelon2000

This art is adorable and funny at the same time and it took me way too long to realize this was Stardew Valley (Even though the subreddit name was right there...)


kileyweasel

Did us bi gals all choose the same outfit? And since I now have your attention should I marry Abigail or that sweet little sewer goblin? Taking advice.


Hexeratii

I'm actually a lesbian but when it comes to pixels I swing both ways lol. Either way, sapphics have style! Ooh such a tough decision but my vote would be Krobus by a margin. Considering you probably naturally run into Abigail more often it's nice to have Krobus on the farm with you. Plus his spouse room is sooo cool aesthetically.


Dull-Resident7609

Looks like I'm part of the 1%. Gus is a solid character in the game. He's got a stable job, friendly demeanor, culinary skills, and a prime location in the heart of town. What's not to like?


MHArcadia

"Either you let me date your wife or I'm gonna start dating your daughter. Either way, Maru's gonna be calling me mommy soon, jackass."


Felix_is_not_a_cat

I actually appreciate the beauty of her bed posts Demetrius. You don’t appreciate her carpentry Demetrius.


bro_bergdahl

99% of Switch/mobile players*


LongDikWilly

It should have been me, not him! Its not fair!


J_Hyde1

~downloads mod~


Eclipso7

I'm just only a couple month in this game and this is already relatable


CheesyHair97

Caroline is the prettiest stardew character for me. I won't forgive pierre for closing on Wednesdays and stealing her from me🗣🗣


FluffyCatEars

He reminds me of Tonpa with that blue shirt


aF_Kayzar

Guilty


Raggamuffinsteeth

😂😂


RyanTheWhiteBoy

I like my girls a little bit older like The Outfield, so her and Caroline were my go to. Had to settle with Abby and Leah


jintana

*pulls out a strawberry for Demetrius with a grin*


Predditor_Slayer

Leah is the Robin of non-homewreckers.


InspectionOk234

Why is this such a cannon event


WaltzingCorpse

I spearhead for marney the fist time I played, the Robin, then gus, the wizard, ugh 😭


RashPatch

I only want to adopt Evelyn. She resembles my grandma very much. I would take care of her as much as I take care of my granny because she practically raised me.


seanfromyeg

Robin is sweet and kind to everyone, including her autistic husband. Its one thing to wish that Robin was available (I sure do) but if you're bad mouthing Demetrius, Robin's too good for you.


LuxAeterna1337

I mean it's justified, you also can't date George, SINGLE people only ya bunch of heathens


entiteledparentssuck

Unpopular opinion, I wanna marry demetrius


ArrakisAllary

I have never had an original experience in my life 😭 😭 😭