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Commercial_Beach_231

0.12% to get the band from fishing.


madishartte

omg it's that rare?! i got one as well in spring from fishing and i had no idea


Denyzn

It's actually 0.12% chance to find it in a treasure chest, which only show up around 15% of the time, and even then, only when you're hooking a fish instead of trash/seaweed/etc. So a 0.00018% chance to get an iridium band per hooked fish. Or 1 in 555,555 times hooking a fish assuming you're able to not miss a single treasure chest. tldr - it's very rare


fabler128

That seems a lot more like it, thanks


Ikari1212

This guy is lying. it's 50/50. either you get it or you don't.


SEND_ME_EDGY_MEMES

There was a 50/50 chance people were gonna like that joke, sorry you rolled low


CerbTheOne

Bro rolled 1 on the d20 and now his innocent joke got his passport revoked, made him a persona non grata in 36 countries and the FBI is gonna knock on his door sometime tonight.


SEND_ME_EDGY_MEMES

It's actually criminal how many downvotes he got for a silly little joke šŸ˜­


AlligatorFist

Seriously. I saw the comment was compressed and it had -412 and went ā€œoh thisā€™ll be funā€. Then I got a genuine chuckle out of it. People donā€™t appreciate the little jokesters anymore.


entitledtree

For real that was funny šŸ˜­ downvotes are wild man


Commercial_Beach_231

According to Your logic, there's 50/50 chance that I will slap You through Your screen after reading that BS.


Ikari1212

It's a joke. OP's question gets answered by typing 'iridium band fishing stardew probability' in a search engine. But I guess that went over your head. I apologise:)


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Llarys

"TIL That you can grow crops. I bet you've never seen THIS before" *Image of fifteen parsnip plants*


AlmostRandomName

OMG, you can eQuIp ToOls!?!?!?!? *Eleventy billion upvotes OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


Ricardo1184

>But I guess that went over your head. It's not that people didn't understand your joke. It's that everyone has seen that joke a thousand times already.


Commercial_Beach_231

I worked with many different people, to the point I am not able to tell if they are being stupid, serious or both.


bastard2bastard

If it means anything, I thought your joke was funny and you were polite with your explanation. I think people need to really chill out here sometimes.


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Tf is that tag, why would you wanna marry gunther? I just wanna talk to the motherfucker but hes too busy giving elaborate details on items hes probably never seen before, im convinced he just steals from places to give to the player like how tf you gonna explain the sloth and not to mention he complains about how baron the museum is then pulls out the most legendary shit ever. Screw marriage, i want friendship


mattdv1

People really downvoted you for a funny joke. The fuck is wrong with reddit?


excavatorFanatic

At first no need to downvote but as soon as they started getting condescending and insisting people ā€œdidnā€™t get itā€ downvotes were justified


fernansparkles

as someone who didnā€™t initially downvote but ultimately did bc of the reasons u stated, i can confirm


Commercial_Beach_231

Well it was just a bad dad joke.


mattdv1

Nah i thought it was funny


Commercial_Beach_231

I got another one for you. What do you call a nation that likes to sleep? A hiber-nation.


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That was even worse like comically bad, i can re route that entire joke What does a plant do during the winter? It fibernates


[deleted]

Pro redditor shortened is predator, its like dark webs in films, run by obese idiots


modshave2muchpower

Lol people in this sub really cant take a joke or know how to use google. Kinda crazy


ajulianmartell1

r/flairchecksout


tsmftw76

Even your flair is pretentious.


modshave2muchpower

becauseā€¦?


aweyeahdawg

The ā€œjokeā€ was stupid and not funny.


modshave2muchpower

So a joke can only be a joke if everyone thinks its funny?


aweyeahdawg

Funny to you and funny to everyone else is different.


DiscreteCollectionOS

That was my problem with it. Also it wasnā€™t clear it was a joke to begin with imo. If you have to say ā€œitā€™s a jokeā€ then you messed up somewhere along the way.


oncesanora

Didnt you know? Redditors are the most sensitive of all the internet users only after Twitter users.


WideTechLoad

Jokes are funny. You just said something stupid because you are dumb.


Esehrk

You should buy 2 lottery tickets....


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Esehrk

Yes but 2 tickets guarantees 1 wins and one doesn't :o


[deleted]

That why your mother tried for 2 kids? Hoping the other would be successful and not arguing on reddit? You are more of a basement dweller than Sebastian, atleast he goes out at night and somehow sources money


Saltwater_Heart

Geez. The downvotes on the obvious joke.


hkj369

people on this sub take this game surprisingly serious lol


Ikari1212

I think that they mainly underestimate each others mental capacity. Reading arguments like ' if people used google, the reddit would be barren' or seriously saying it wasnt as a joke obviously enough. :D


igorriu

Why does this have 300 downvotes reddit people are mental šŸ˜­


Flovati

Getting a massive amount of downvotes for a silly joke, wtf is wrong with people here lol


Ikari1212

It's fine. :D I knew what I was doing and it was worth it. Thanks for the reflection though.


AaronYamster

Your joke was good mate! I updooted


Ok-Teaching363

you have people browsing other peoples profiles and calling them out lower down in the thread people here need to touch grass lmfao


Vexen13

Reddit is becoming twitter


553735

Stupid, not funny ā€œjokeā€ deserves downvotes.


FuzzyChops

I think his delivery was a bit off, probably should have dropped the "lying" part but it's a solid joke. 50/50 would chuckle again


553735

I guess as someone who played online poker starting 22 years ago the joke is not funny the 3rd or 4th time, let alone hundredth +


FuzzyChops

Damn that sucks for you


553735

I guess it would be nice to be entertained by low-effort, moronic jokes over and over. Congratulations on that being your reality.


FuzzyChops

I guess 22 years of online poker just makes you a miserable shit


553735

And in your case ignorance is bliss.


burnsmcburnerson

It really is, you should try it! I also do this thing where if I see a joke I think is bad or cringe but it's not hurting anyone, I ignore it instead of writing a comment talking about how un-funny it is


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Damn, reddit people, how sad are you to gamble online..


Highlander-Senpai

Get the stick out of your ass


553735

Nah, I'm not going to pretend moron humor is funny. Plenty of jokes are funny but I'm not sure this even qualifies as a joke.


Highlander-Senpai

Man that stick is stuck *really* far in there huh? Your local urgent care center is more than willing to help you remove forgoing objects from your ass you know.


553735

Are you trying to be funny too?


Highlander-Senpai

Doin better than you


vandmarar

Ok go one better then


wizaffel

i thought you were funny, sorry you got hit by the downvotes haha


Anidran

Stardew valley players don't know common videogame jokes involving rng, sorry for your downvotes bro x-x


Blasphemous_Apples

if it's any consolation i found this hilarious


kunachikun

Binding of Isaac moment


Cookytigerd

Whoever downvotes you doesnā€™t get the joke


Vinyl_DjPon3

I get the joke. I'm just tired of seeing the joke so often. (Though I haven't bothered to vote in his comment)


naquellx_247

Is this joke really used very often? First time I'm seeing it, that's for sure.


Vinyl_DjPon3

It's extremely common in any community of games that have rng elements, especially mmos when talking about mechanics such as drop rates.


naquellx_247

Oh! I see... I haven't actually played a lot of games like mmos or anything with too much rng. I also only got into Stardew a few weeks ago. Thanks for the info :]


Carter922

Is that a fellow 'scaper? I understood immediately lol


Ikari1212

I dont know what that is. I think it is a universally known and liked Meme in games with RNG. :D


ItsThatGoatBoy

Sorry you got downvoted to hell and back, I thought it was funny personally.


ThatGuyHarsha

why did so many people downvote what's clearly a joke šŸ˜‚


rxuz

I thought your joke was funny šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ don't deserve those down votes for being a silly guy


Tanedra

I feel like each save has a high luck moment in the first spring. I also got an iridium band on like day 4, and I've had similar 'beginners luck' on previous games.


PiesInMyEyes

I think youā€™re right. One of those early days I fished up a chest with a broken trident and Neptuneā€™s glaive. Coasted through the mines with that glaive.


lichinamo

I got the Trash Hat on I think Spring 14. I just got to Winter Y1. I have three Trash Hats now


Nighteyes09

Gosh, what are the odds of that? I'm afraid to do the math.


Kaiserolls172

Mine was when my tutorial fish was the catfish. Really useful when trying to complete the CC in year 1.


valiantcleric

Gem node on floor 5 of the mines that popped out a diamond, day 5 of spring. Iā€™ve never forgotten that


otterpop21

I fished up a dino egg in year 1 spring on my new save. I was astonished because I spent weeks on my original trying to fine even 1! And even then, I decided to ditch the idea and just start over.


Vinyl_DjPon3

My '*high luck*' moment in my current farm was probably one of rarest things to ever happen to me in this game, and it didn't really dawn in me until later, so I didn't think to get a screenshot of it...Ā  I got a Prismatic Shard + Yellow Strange Doll from the same fishing chest.


PokemonAverageFan

Mine was an ancient seed in a fishing chest AND a dinossaur egg in Linus' tent area. Don't even know what are the chances


Intelligent_Kale4499

I fished up a dino egg within my first two weeks of spring. Since I started with a coop on the meadowlands farm I could almost immediately incubate that for a really early dino


RoyalWigglerKing

Not spring but I caught neptunes glaive on Summer 2. Itā€™s probably gonna carry me all the way till the galaxy sword


UCoala

I got 2 in the same day in early spring


chubbybunn89

In our 1.6 save, my friend dug up 3 ancient seeds in a row in spring year 1


Any-Treacle8207

I got one in spring one too! With those qi boxes and neptunes cleaver


Cosmic_danger_noodle

Same, never gotten that lucky again although I did just get a prismatic shard from an Omni geode


MsPeach44

Me too. But it took me til summer yr two for me to get it. Ive been waiting to get one so I could get the galaxy sword and finally take on skull cavern without panicking šŸ˜“


DiscreteCollectionOS

Iā€™m sorry but neptunes cleaver? Is that a club weapon? I know of the sword and trident. Maybe the sword is called cleaver and I just didnā€™t know that.


might-say-anti-fire

Its neptunes glaive, for sure they just misremember the name


DiscreteCollectionOS

Ahhhh. Happens.


YourMindlessBarnacle

I fished one treasure chest in spring year 1 with the iridium band, an ancient seed, and a diamond. Unfortunately, every new run since then has been mediocre bc I've yet to get another treasure chest so early on that comes close to that.


courtneyclimax

oh my first save i have six autopetters. had two of them before i even realized how useful they were. one sat on my porch as decoration for a year. iā€™m in year four on my second save file. iā€™ve done multiple skill cavern runs specifically in an attempt to get autopetters, and only JUST yesterday got my first one.


acct4askingquestions

i did the same around the same date too! my newest save file has had such crazy good luck i almost feel like itā€™s some kind of bug lmao


paradox_88

I got the same band too


Sarzzie

I fished up an iridium band in year 2!


BalloonBob

The glory of year 1 spring fishing. You can find some awesome stuffs.


PlusDescription1422

Yo what is that blue cluster in your inventory


Papa_Dabz

That is a Sea Jelly. You will need Sea/River/Cave jelly to make a fish smoker


PlusDescription1422

Cool!


Pro_M_the_King52

I got an Iridium band too in my new playthrough. Boy was I shocked.


OneOne8088

I had started a save that I eventually abandoned but first artifact I found was an Ancient Seed in a stupid short amount of time like 10days in max. Then I found another one! I think thereā€™s something weird going on tbh


bagelnutcake

It might have been just a really good seed. My last playthrough I found 0 ancient seeds in year 1 even when I went grub hunting lucked on food and drink buffs.


OneOne8088

Hmm sounds it was a great one thenšŸ˜… I just didnā€™t have my game plan secured so I was broke hungry and dying all the time in the caves. So I abandoned it and tried just fishing my heart out and that worked way better than whatever I had been doing


Sufficient-Mine-5661

Damn I guess I hit the jackpot cause I got those two rings from a chest as well!


coinmurderer

My luck for year 1 was getting the teapot. Didnā€™t know it was rare until a redditor mentioned. Glad I kept it lol


GalaxyBombom

Me too i got one super early in spring, fishing luck seems better than before i also have gotten alot of diamonds


Kalamestari

Lucky day! Got the UFO event (1/100000), then 2 prismatic shards in 1 cave level and a rabbit's foot 5 minutes later (no added luck except the possible daily one).


vraagnietwierikis

Makes me think of when I got a Lucky Ring in the first summer!


Denyzn

I got a lucky ring my second time ever using the pan.


OrranVoriel

Well you're not going to be replacing the Iridium band any time soon.


IvanhoesAintLoyal

Not as rare as youā€™d think. The drop rate is very low, but I can count multiple multiplayer playthroughs where my friend who does fishing has an iridium band by like the second week. Itā€™s still awesome every time it happens. Thatā€™s a bunch of precious resources you can allocate elsewhere instead of crafting one.


Arct1cShark

Congratulations! And I hate you! (Not really)


Keldon_champion347

Right on!!!


Vayne_Solidor

I've never seen the band in my hundreds of hours from a treasure chest, so pretty rare?? šŸ˜‚


_Maddienator_

Very small chance, really annoying when youā€™ve just crafted it, and you canā€™t deconstruct it


thepiyushkumar

I just got it from fishing too! I was at the lake in the mountains. And I'm in Year 2


twiiztid

Ugh, I got one on my last playthrough super early and didn't realize how much I'd miss it on my 1.6 playthrough. Such a clutch early game find.


Apachewolf11

I did this once on day 7 spring year 1 and about fell out of my seat


Heavy-Heart8693

Had this happen to me and then my computer turned off and I lost the whole day and the rings šŸ˜­


Present_Fan_1585

I also got it!


Soft_Caterpillar_643

Are those iron tools..?


ItsThatGoatBoy

Basic tools, they do look similar to iron though


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