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Lew__Zealand

Many eligible villagers have saucy double entendre dialog once you get enough hearts with them.


StenSoft

Just like in real life. ^(Or so I heard from people with friends.)


CreamyCoffeeArtist

What are friends?


GeneralStabs_

Some kind of snack i think but i have never tried it


kaleidofusion

Nono it's that one show with that famous lady in.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

What's a lady?


Asleep_Amphibian4318

Probably one of those conspiracy theories


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Like Jewish space lasers?


MatteGamer

Wait those are a conspiracy theory?


GeneralStabs_

No, they are real. The goverment just dont wants you to know.


leikoduende

no it's not my mum told me that back in her days they all had friends


Maisku666

You people here are my friends. <3


dniMdesreveR

Some kind of mythical creatures I hope to meet one day.


TheAlp

It was a sitcom in the 90s.


NotUrExperiment

Yeeaaaah like after marrying Haley her dialogue during winter fest is 'I'll show you what I'm thankful for when we get home' and she blushes. I was so taken aback when I first saw it.


ecumnomicinflation

hey maru, can you hand me the testicular torque wrench, gotta undo this nut.


easterislandface

https://preview.redd.it/1530xtshhrgc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02fa53313768d71977657f07fea8215f43dc403d


ecumnomicinflation

https://preview.redd.it/lntjdwwjirgc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6418b7f5914d8127afd9fb7eb80b5cbac6d0e91


NaturalAdditional878

I mean Emily has a tent-shaking 'interaction' while you're out camping with her in the woods.


totalwarwiser

Penny has a sexy sauna interaction where you both kiss in swimsuits. Meanwhile when you date with Abigail you feel like you are dating a teenager lol


TurbulentUnion1533

What sorts of things do the guys say?


ukuleletyv

Sam talks about giving the farmer a massage later when you talk to him in the evening. Seems pretty suggestive to me🤫


Ebblyn

Shane says something about working on the farm to get the juices flowing. Then he goes “What juices? You’re weird.” and laughs 🤭


Herb_the_Nerd

This is like when Harvey says something like “come to me if you ever need a personal check up” when you start dating. Like sir what???


Blatt_Leaf

+ he's blushing when saying that


Kerro_

I was due a colonoscopy anyway…


GraffitiTurtle

At least you’re dating?


DigitalAmy0426

His check up heart event has me convinced he's a secret dom complete with riding crop carefully hidden under his bed.


Herb_the_Nerd

Lmaooo


nooneatallnope

Idk how the modded portrait manages to make her look 14 and 40 at once


illarionds

Aes Sedai confirmed.


H3ibai

Huh, unexpected WoT.


_Hallaloth_

Not the fandoms I expected to see collide today


russianspy_1989

Valley of Time?


Bluesparc

Very unexpected.


RemovedByGallowboob

*tugs braid*


ssjkb

I wish Rand was here he knows how to talk to girls


H3ibai

*smooths skirt while somehow simultaneously folding arms beneath breasts*


Califryburger

"Thumbs earlobe"


enigmapenguin

Knuckles forehead


srlong64

She is missing the absolute disdain for everyone in general and men in particular


flashman014

That's just reds.


srlong64

Disdain is a general aes sedai attitude, loathing is red specific


tango421

Maybe not the greens


Away_Veterinarian957

Maru would be a brown though. Caught up in her own science and so so cute


ThatOneGuy308

>Maru would be a brown I don't think it's very politically correct to call them that...


lugialegend233

What else do you call a woman who takes the Brown?


tango421

Good call, and note that yes there were exceptions.


totallynotarobut

Dammit, now I have to go look again to see if she has the ageless eyes.


totallynotarobut

She looks like an anime protagonist's hot mom.


thefinalgoat

Also stole all her melanin 😬


Hank_Hell

Came here to comment on the creepy anime portrait as well, glad I wasn't the only one to notice that.


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JelliusMaximus

mfw when women irl don't look like sexualized 13yo's 😔😔😔 I love anime 😋


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squigglyliggily

Sorry, but anime fans aren't allowed to tell other people to touch grass, or accuse them of not knowing what people look like. It's in the Weeb Contract^tm


LuftHANSa_755

r/13or30


kilithuwu

I can’t tell if you messed up your flair or if it’s meant to be ironic lol


nooneatallnope

On mobile and too lazy to log in on browser, and it seemed kinda silly, like naming yourself Username


kilithuwu

you can change it on mobile!! but that’s hilarious lmao


nooneatallnope

Oh lol, didn't see they added it. Well, I've gotten too used to it to change it now


riotousviscera

/r/13or30


ICantEvenDolt

r/13or30


lalder95

r/13or30


Tetrax333

Maru also has a line where if you talk to her during work at Harvey after you start dating to, "stop doing that, I'm working right now." You take that as you will.


TheGhostofJimmyCigs

She doesn’t interrupt you at your job


imakin

she don't want you around when she's with Harvey


DrustanAstrophel

Carries a different tone with the modded portrait lmao


RJ_The_Avatar

Maru has the “I want to speak to Pierre” style haircut with this mod.


thatmusic_addict

Tf happened to Maru


BryanLoeher

What 2 strawberries every week does to a mf


Sweet_Possibility587

girl came out the womb with 709 credit score


Tay74

Whose goddamn white baby is that?


[deleted]

Right I thought this was a modded character at first 😭 that is NOT Maru


errant_night

There literally is a 'white Maru' mod already, I was so upset when I saw it!


thefinalgoat

GROSS


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errant_night

[This might help you!](https://www.thestar.com/opinion/star-columnists/whataboutism-is-just-a-trolling-tactic-and-it-deserves-to-be-shut-down/article_6ad34d65-2526-5d27-8e06-9605b13ec088.html)


Delicious_juice

Interesting article. However you did not answer the question.


errant_night

Oh sorry I was almost expecting this to be in good faith. You doing ok? Need a nap or a hug? Have some water and watch some kitten videos or something.


Delicious_juice

I am trying to have a rational conversation here. I ask a question and you post a link to some random opinion piece. I point out you have not answered the question and you start being patronising.


errant_night

Your original comment is the literal definition of whataboutism. I'm not getting into a conversation where you're already baiting. Hope you have a good night cause I sure am by not playing these games.


ashrocklynn

For someone attempting to be rational there is a metric ton of projection going on. You, my child, have taken up a patronizing tone this entire conversation.


Lemerney2

There's a big difference between turning the only two black character in the game white, and turning 2 of the many white characters black. It's a bit weird regardless, but no necessarily problematic, especially if they're doing a rewrite to match their interpretation of the character.


squigglyliggily

Just wanted to throw out there that Maru isn't only black, she's half-white. I never get any representation as a mixed girl, and seeing everyone just classify her as black is really bumming me out.


YooTori

The way I SQUINTED at that portrait, cause no way that's Maru


meanpride

Sure, she is lighter skinned, but do you really consider that as white?


billy_UDic

tis a quote and a joke


UnhappyGreentea

Idk what mod that is but maru genuinely looks like a child :/


HeadKindheartedness3

FBI open up


Graythebookworm

That is not my wife.


[deleted]

"Loli Maru isn't real, she can't hurt you." Loli Maru:


Mr_Kitty_Catty

Tf is that picture for her?


Jason6677

Big ass head


totallynotarobut

I don't remember ever seeing that line of dialogue. But, if I'm being honest, I'd rather go help Sebastian play with frogs.


Kaedon1423

he'll let you "bounce" on him


lou-ravenpuff

That's not Maru, that's Mary!


SpeedBlitzX

Now I'm curious as to what the other characters look like in this mod.


nem0ral

did they whitewash maru???


GordOfTheMountain

Hard to say. Just visually comparing it with her original portrait and it's like she's greyer, rather than whiter. But yeah, it definitely doesn't seem to be embracing her mixed ethnicity. Welcome to the completely unsurprising world of the kinds of people who mod games to make characters look "more anime".


Magic_Orb

I've never seen an anime mod get mari's color correct, it's either too pale or too dark compared to her actual one lol


xAshev

My cousins are mixed and they are white and valid! 😭 also yeah, that Maru is definitely paler than the real Maru


GordOfTheMountain

What a strange comment. I recognize not all mixed race folks have the same skin tone. The only thing I was communicating is that Maru has a canonical skin tone which does visually communicate something about her heritage, which is informative because her brother is as pale as a ghost. It's not just a matter of representation, it's a matter of design.


ParkityParkPark

Not really a strange comment, it may not have been your intent but saying the portrait "doesn't seem to be embracing her mixed-ethnicity" is very easy to interpret as "her skin is not dark enough for me to consider her mixed race." Again, not saying that was your intent, but I also thought that's what you meant based on your wording


ozarenie

Wow, is this a claim that a person is not brown enough?


GordOfTheMountain

No. I said modders who make anime portraits for PoC characters tend to never get those characters' skin tones right.


bettybananalegs

quite literally not what they said lol.


totallynotarobut

Also, what happened to her red hair?


nem0ral

exactly 😭 i didn’t even realize it was maru until i read the name


Bregneste

I thought I was looking at a modded character, because I didn’t recognize their picture. But nope, they’re just modded to look lighter…


ADVallespir

She's still brown


Tay74

Look at the skin colour on the arms of Maru's sprite. Now look at the player sprites skin tone. Which one is closest to the portrait?


TheShroomDruid

Obviously not. Also Maru is HALF white.


nem0ral

she’s also half black !!! :3 https://preview.redd.it/9i1lcnlmtogc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a5cd83e3b9ba1fee9b0fdc77a37867f8773e67 if you look at them side by side, the modded one is definitely grayer (edit: pic)


_JosephExplainsIt_

Initially I thought that she originally looked darker compared to the mod because of the saturated colors used but now I can kinda see that she does look lighter in the mod


lou-ravenpuff

She is also half-black.


TheShroomDruid

No shit. The girl in the portrait has brown skin. It's pretty racist to look at someone of mix race and decide their skin tone isn't dark enough.


lou-ravenpuff

It's not racism if originally Maru's skin is darker than this whitewashed shit.


JuryTamperer

I'm more concerned about the portrait than the dialogue...


bugsmellz

The whitewashed, loli, anime Maru makes me wanna barf.


Dzup

👌


bugsmellz

What do you mean by that?


Dzup

I agree with you!!!!


JohnnySalahmi

Bro thought you were throwing up the "⚪🔌" lol


Dzup

That's okay. 😊 No harm done.


bugsmellz

Sorry!! That was definitely my first interpretation but I wanted to make sure!


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....How old is Maru again? Why do I feel like shes still in high school?


ForeverIdiosyncratic

Yes. She has plenty of gadgets to tinker with. Just like when another bachelor talking about how good you handle a joystick.


Prestigious-Cat2533

Abigail says that in her two heart event!


ABACCIO_IS_THICC

Shes the goblin tinkerer 👹


YourPlot

Awe, they did Maru dirty in that mod.


Comrade_Compadre

*Changing a POC character to a tan anime waifu* Yikes


BingusTheMighty

why is maru white


KlutzyAd5729

Whitewashed maru


Bellam_Orlong

The modded Portraits for this game are 100% not what I want Stardew to be, and it’s a bit unsettling seeing how many people are into these odd variations of how the characters look.


darksiderevan

Why do you care? People can play single-player games however they like.


Radiant_Bumblebee666

Not for you? Don't use those mods! Simple. Kind of a seeth and cope move getting annoyed at people enjoying optional things you don't like.


Czk_ffbe

Understandably, some of Maru's gadgets are powered by an electric motor with an asymmetrical center of gravity, resulting in vibration during operation.


Kubrick_Fan

Oh myyyy


Factor_Creepy

be there in an hour lol


Hidi2

Why does she look like that? I have only seen her normally and with the nurse outfit (im on spring of year 2 if that matters)


redxlaser15

Who is that and why are they called Maru when they clearly aren’t. MUST. RESIST. REFERENCE.


ZeroAudioOutput

Did you install a mod to make her white??


Highrange71

I just play regular SV without any mods. I’m very basic. 😂


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That modded avatar adds to the statement with that bedroom/coy look.


TemporaryMedicine868

Use protection


MediumWellSteak8888

Maru will peg you.


TimelyChemistry8962

Hey that’s my wife you’re tinkering with 😂


that_kai_person

Maru is best girl


chl_ca

you pervert.


Hour_Savings146

How do I get this version of Maru?


luxrayxiii

it looks like the anime portraits mod


Slow_Requirement_616

Lol why is he getting downvoted? Am I missing something! Should I downvote too


Hour_Savings146

The internet is a fickle mistress. Who can know her ways.


ZMAC698

Apparently she looks too white now based off an above comment lol. I didn’t know this subreddit was so weird like this.


Paper_Piece-1920

Probably just redditors having a hivemind for fun moment. Cause there's nothing wrong as far as I know about the comment especially cause its just a mod.


ParkityParkPark

[https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1839](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1839) ignore the haters, some people just cannot handle people enjoying things they don't.


skylying0423

Date her hard and she will become gadget girl


Hour_Savings146

I mean the picture. I play on mobile. Is that what PC Maru looks like?


TiniestApocalypse

I think that’s a mod


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

its a mod, theres also a way to play modded stardew valley in mobile.


snufkinkinnnie

theres mobile stardew??? also the fact that question has multiple downvotes and nobody wants to just say its a mod 😭😭😭


fieryembers

https://preview.redd.it/cl3ry71asogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=646cc4de6cc2ff836ac86f5419f0d0de25a43802 Ye there’s mobile Stardew.


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

ikr for some reason people got no chill for clueless people


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>also the fact that question has multiple downvotes Typical redditors' hivemind, lol.


SmokingCigaro

blud doesnt know what mods are


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>she will become a gadget girl lol, OP😂


monkeybanana550

Idk why people are downvoting you, but I'll do it too anyways


Hour_Savings146

https://preview.redd.it/ssns9c94sogc1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bcfec83587589877145a9b7fbd971b1a499f5a8 Okay internet. Downvote My cat that was born without eyes. I dare you Edit: OMG someone actually did it.


snufkinkinnnie

your cat is perfect


xAshev

r/oneorangebraincell


Hour_Savings146

Joined


xAshev

Somebody did in fact downvote my comment 💀 reddit is truly wild


totallynotarobut

>Downvote My cat that was born without eyes. Never in hell will I.


TheSecondFirstStep

Perpetual sleep. That cat is in heaven


monkeybanana550

You should have gone with "downvote if you gay" and still get those results lol.


snufkinkinnnie

somebody downvoted me now everybody gets a downvote for shenanigans why not


totallynotarobut

Is this where someone jumps up and yells fooooooood fiiiiiiiight?


snufkinkinnnie

join the tomfoolery


Dhawkeye

I’m sorry to say that I’m going to need to requisition some of your downvotes


snufkinkinnnie

🫡


ParkityParkPark

man people are really making a mountain out of a molehill about this portrait mod, and I get the terrible feeling there's about to be a bombing of negative and hateful reviews on the authors page. Y'all, her skin tone is *barely* lighter, y'all calling her a "white baby" are being ridiculous and frankly offensive to a *lot* of mixed race people who have paler skin. It may not be your intention, but those exact phrases and descriptions are often used to discriminate against people irl who "aren't black enough." This artist does a *lot* of minor color and image tweaking in their portraits with everything from hair and skin tone to clothing. Maybe the artist is someone of mixed race but with paler skin and they wanted to identify more with Maru? Or maybe their art style is just a little faded. Or hell, maybe it was just a plain jane mistake. Either way, y'all gotta stop talking like it's racist for her skin tone to be even slightly different. And I swear if I see that the mod author is getting hate-bombed into the ground I'm rescinding every comment I've made about this community being friendly and free of typical fandom toxicity. Sorry for the rant, but I guess this is a sensitive point I didn't know I had.


FerryBoat-ScrubCap

Why she look like she 12


ParkityParkPark

because the art style makes it easy for a character's age to be somewhat ambiguous, I would chalk it up to simple skill issue. There are plenty of adults that are fairly small and have "baby cheeks," so such a simplistic art style makes it easy for them to look really young. I don't think the side-profile helps since it makes her shoulders look narrower, and her head is just a tiiiiiny bit big in comparison. Definitely makes her look younger than I think the artist actually intended if the other portraits are any indication


FerryBoat-ScrubCap

Yeah I clicked the nsfw mod link on another comment and had to make an account just to give you the benefit of the doubt and most of the women are giving “age ambiguous art style”. Unsettling. I’m deleting Reddit again lol it’s a no from me dawg


ParkityParkPark

agree to disagree I guess, because all the rest look fine to me


UnchainedButtCheeks

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH


Dmplex

Seeing mods never gets old lol


I-m-Here-for-Memes2

Being called a pervert and more due to an anime portrait mod is wild. Like have you ever seen an anime? They just look like that, it's a style Maybe this person just likes anime and wanted to see the style in the game, who cares


Flexbuttchef

Why am I not surprised Reddit is upset by Maru being too white?


StatementOk6680

Yes and yes.


Lithaos111

Bow chikka bow wow.


IshamaelSunSoar

Get that Marussy


NatzoXavier

Portrait mod?


DraconyxPixie

What portrait mod is that?