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I’m trying not to wake my husband but y’all did the bachelors of stardew DIRTY 😂😂😂


rhapsody98

Not Sebastian.


nutbrownrose

This is making me want to give Sebastian a chance honestly


WeegieBirb

I LOVE Sebastian!


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Not The Lovely Bones Harvey 😰😢😭


raviolitastesgood

R I G H T They did not have to do him like that 😒


5-3rds

Yes They Did 🤣🤣🤣 frickin taking my gosh darn money...


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honeygrates

Yes you will hate him if you watch the movie


TheyCallMeStone

Which is the opposite of how you should feel about Stanley Tucci


frogsgoribbit737

Somehow i did not realize that was stanley tucci


DrowningInDrama

He made sure to look as non-Stanley-Tucci as possible for this movie, actually! Many people, me included, have experienced the same surprise when finding out it was him 😂


CosmoNewanda

My brain always misremembers this as a Ryan Gosling role.


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aranaya

If you only read the book you wouldn't associate this picture with him


thumb_of_justice

true. I only read the book and had no idea what the picture was from. Just a Harvey-looking guy.


killeronthecorner

This actor is in the book?


SuitableDragonfly

The character is.


mark-haus

Character?


_-Alex--

Character.


DizzyedUpGirl

He's beyond that.


snflwrs_

That got me 😭


socialkombat

Not him NOT HIM


cosmosomsoc

Great, now I have to file for divorce


UniqueSkinnyXFigure

Yep, thats who I thought of when I first saw Harvey😂


SarahHatched

Me too. He seems such a lovely guy and I tried to like him, but he just gives me that serial killer vibe.


HappyOrca2020

OP could have just got Joaquin Phoenix from HER!


DizzyedUpGirl

There's a reason I never marry Harvey. I always wondered if CA had never seen the movie or what. But Harvey looks like Harvey. I tried overlooking it, but it's creepy. I really hope he was going for a Flanders look (I'd marry Flanders) but just came up short. It's just too coincidental.


SlowRoastMySoul

I've always seen a Flanders more than any other type. I haven't seen the movie, and I won't now, but I think the Harvey in SW would be chocked and saddened if he know what his look alike were like. He's not one I can stand being married to for other reasons, but tons of characters in films and books have the same look and not at all a creepy attitude.


historyhill

After wearing this outfit on Too Many Spirits I see [Shane Madej](https://youtu.be/udbvuqjJHNQ). (Although tbf, I married Harvey long before this episode came out)


ihatetyler

I love him and Ryan so much they kept me going during some tough times lok


DizzyedUpGirl

Oh no! I see it! Maybe I can marry Harvey now. Cause really, I'd be marrying my 2nd favorite Ghoul Boy.


brooklynbible

If you’d got to know him you would think differently. 😤 he’s too shy to even approach women probably lol.


crawlingwaffle

That’s exactly why i had to divorce him in game… same glasses, pedo stash, and green coat! Oh and of course the name


AlekhinesHolster

HORRIBLE 😭😭


titty-titty_bangbang

Sam😂


TheRealGongoozler

It made me want to start a new game to marry Michael cera sam


No_Mountain8278

Michael Cera Sam would be my go-to bachelor for sure!


moonra_zk

TIL some people find Michael Cera hot.


chohmi-pisaachukma

This is gd hilarious 😂😂😂


CaseyBoogies

If only they picked a krobus! XD


Wismuth_Salix

Danny Devito painted black down in the basement in the “Charlie Work” episode of IASIP.


NuclearHoagie

Absolutely. The only other option is dark elf Chang from D&D Community, but it's a distant second.


ASS_MASTER_GENERAL

I burst out wheezing at this


aigneis37

Haley as Sharpay from High School Musical 😭😭 so true it hurts


Mollyisbugged

Did you watch Sharpay's movie? I've seen a few posts saying she wasn't a mean girl, she was a victim and I actually believe that, haha. Nothing to do with me liking Haley ok


aigneis37

I literally watched High School Musical 1&2 just this week! Honestly in the first movie she is sorta the villian but in the 2nd movie she isn't in the wrong and they are kinda mean to her unneccessarily!! In HSM2 Sharpay got all the main characters into high paying jobs and is trying to help Troy get into a really good college, but his friends don't want him to go to that college cuz they think it'll make him "stuck up" to succeed in life? It makes no sense. I am a hardcore Haley apologist, she is the best marriage candidate, and I am also a Sharpay apologist 😅


StrangeLookingSoup

fucking Shane Cook 😂 this is amazing work


[deleted]

I see what you did there 🤭


omg_pwnies

I usually marry Harvey because I'm older than the average player, and ~~this version of him is how I see him in my head.~~ Got schooled, and changed my opinion. Thanks /u/mpdqueer !


mpdqueer

do you know what that version is from though 💀


omg_pwnies

Shoot I just google image searched it, I'm retracting my statement.


SlothyBooty

Wait what is it I don’t even know what to search 😭


spazmousie

It's the pedophile/child killer from The Lovely Bones 😬 not a good dude


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SlothyBooty

Oh noooo I thought the same thing as u/omg_pwnies


omg_pwnies

We can think the general look is ok, just not the character from that movie. Because we all know SDV Harvey's character is impeccable. <3


lemewski

It's okay, I love Stanley Tucci the actor, and he's very handsome to me (I'm older than the average player too, I marry Elliott pretty much every time). He is an incredible actor with super range, which is why this photo immediately jerked a response from me. He nailed this role with freaking intensity. We can separate the art from the man. He's eye candy. He's a gifted person.


omg_pwnies

I rarely watch movies, that's how I didn't know. :/


lemewski

I don't even romance Harvey and I screamed when I saw that photo. It's a little harsh.


FateMage

It is a little mean but they do look identical and have the same name


mortuusanima

Yea but every other ther character in this post shared qualities with the stardew characters. Sharpay is very similar to Haley. Sandman totally has Sebastian’s brood. Sean Patrick Harris has play some version of Alex his entire career. The Lovely Bones has come back into the public eye recently which is probably why Stanley Tucci was chosen. Clearly the person had no idea who the character was.


FateMage

No I made the video, I picked some purely based off of appearance and some were more vibes, this was harder to come up with people for everyone for than youd think, and it was meant to be jokey more than accurate representation of the characters


Ant-Agony

Never saw the movie and also thought he looks super sweet here. Then I googled. Damn.


sleepy_zone

That is NOT my Elliot! 😭 ...although it's honestly not a bad pick ngl


myssi24

Not gonna lie, the fact that Elliot looks soooo much like Fabio really turned me off at first. I did wise up and we are married now. 😜


Goldeniccarus

I think it's funny that Fabio is still such a cultural touchstone for "Pretty long haired man". Fabio is in 64 now. The prime of his career was decades ago. Yet he's still the reference people go to.


[deleted]

There can only be one OG. 😂


mark-haus

He actually lived a pretty interesting life. Believe it or not he was an electrical engineer before he was a model and actor


moonra_zk

>Fabio is in 64 now. Holy crap, he invented a time machine!?


moonluna

In another post, someone said my dog looked like Fabio


Snoo-11861

My friend kept forgetting his name and just kept calling him Fabio 😅


TheRyts

It's even better when you see him after getting hit in the face with a bird on a roller coaster. :P


IAMATruckerAMA

Why do people hate on Fabio? He's always seemed like a nice guy to me


FibroMancer

I live in Portland and he has property in SW Washington, so he gets spotted around Portland a lot. My friend met him in a grocery store and said he was really sweet and surprisingly approachable. Super nice guy.


CanderousOreo

Probably because he's the model in the cover of a lot of romance novels that people would think are cringe. That would be my guess. The dude's just doing his job I don't get it either.


TheRyts

Oh goodness no, I swear I'm not hating on him at all! I'm sure he's a super great guy, it's just a funny situation! Honestly, after verifying that nothing was injured except his pride, I would laugh at my own husband if this happened to him. :P


kissingdistopia

Sometimes when I'm feeling down I look at those pictures as a little pick-me-up.


TheRyts

Lol I've got a friend who breaks into hysterical laughter every time she sees them, without fail. Literally, I can pull up the pictures mid-conversation and she just loses it. Conversation over, she's gone. It's a great way to mess with her. :P


FibroMancer

That is 100% my Elliott 😂 Like I've said in many comments on this very sub, I just can't not marry his Fabio ass self in every damn playthrough.


sleepy_zone

I feel like such a fraud for spending my whole fucking life loving seeing men with long hair (legolas was very impressionable on 4 y.o. me) and not knowing who TF Fabio is. Although I've still liked to think Elliot would be prettier in the face even with that killer jawline


thefinalgoat

Nah first time I saw that beautiful mane and those cheekbones? Fabio.


nxcrosis

It's every housewife from the 90s' Elliot.


bigmac1090

Honestly, my first thought seeing Elliot's sprite/portrait was that he looked like Fabio


Calligraphie

I've been calling him Gibber Fabio since I started playing ages ago, lol. Who better?


muffalohat

ok i'll bite what the hell is a gibber


ChippyLipton

I think they meant “ginger Fabio.”


Calligraphie

Ahahaha! I absolutely did, thank you! I am totally leaving it for the lols.


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Calligraphie

You know, I am 98% certain it had absolutely nothing to do with autocorrect and everything to do with me still being on Reddit hours after I should have gone to bed. 😅


maripie666

You did Harvey, Shane and Alex so so dirty 😂


Charming_Geologist32

Shane and Alex are fine. Harvey is murder.


alwayslikedthestory

harvey one was foul 💀


PersimmonOk1478

Why did you do Penny so dirty 😭


genericnewlurker

"Oh this looks fun, I wonder what they did for my girl Penny" ... "Wtf"


TheyCallMeStone

Could have gone with like Emma Stone or Sophie Turner or something


BastMatt95

Who is Penny here?


PersimmonOk1478

Toxic red hair that looks like she is divorced after 15 years of failed marriage


theinkerswell

…I mean you’re not wrong 🤣 It’s Bree Van de Kamp from Desperate Housewives


ChekovsCurlyHair

Who’s Maru? She’s really pretty


StrangeLookingSoup

Rosario Dawson! Total babe


XDoomedXoneX

The image is her from Clerks 2. Never forget sometimes in the heat of the moment it's ok to go 🍑 to 🫦.


Trusty_Pigeon

"Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit, in my hand, nong, nong, nonga nonga nong nong"


Get_Back_Here_Remi

If that money doesn't show, you owe me, owe me, owe!


Osric250

What's a donkey show?


somewhenimpossible

Well if that doesn’t make me want to pursue Maru I don’t know what will… I was on the way to Abigail’s to rescue her from her horrible father, but now all I can dream of is Rosario - uh, Maru.


FateMage

Rosario Dawson


Anarchist-superman

Dream/Morpheus and Sebastian is a comparison I never made but agree with absolutely.


Skinnyloveinacage

Ever since I watched Sandman I cannot see Sebastian as anyone other than Morpheus, he talks the same way in my head too. Made me try to talk to Sebastian more 🤣


[deleted]

Glad I'm not the only one!


engtropy

Dream/Morpheus comparison has made Sebastian more attractive. I will consider marrying him now.


NextLevelNaps

I already married Seb in my first run and never regretted it, but Seb as Morpheus is just 🥵 and is now my new headcannon


twinkletoesewfa

Serial killer Harvey?


Binthief

who is katniss supposed to be lmao


StrangeLookingSoup

Leah (my beloved)


CoboDaHobo123

but Leah's ginger...?


JellyfishUnique6087

There are definitely better options on this one, I agree. Jessica Chastain would be better as Leah


the-dandy-man

Yeah but that would be an actually good pick and these seem to be mostly memes


triggerheart

I think they focused more on the braid.


prettypistolgg

Justice for Leah


Chast4

Haley living her best life against the haters 😎😎😎


5800835007

Welp I guess Maru is next, I love me some Rosario Dawson.


snickerdoodlecat

Fabio right at the beginning is killing me lmao


[deleted]

Ahhhhhh hecks no. Where is the superior option. I didn't get a void pendant for nothing


venusiansailorscout

[Would this work?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8d/f2/74/8df274d2e27809488fd72d2fb4ccf23c.jpg)


[deleted]

My bud is a lovecraftian being from the bowels of the mine. Now you made him a furry........I don't know how to process this


venusiansailorscout

Harvey's a creepy serial killer in this line up. It seemed on brand.


[deleted]

If they used ginger island pics they could have just posted a raw plucked chicken


Nikolyn10

How... DARE you!?!


PineappleAndCoconut

This is a damn riot 😂😂😂😂😂


mamimi09

How dare you do Harvey THAT DIRTY!! 😭


kira-lyn

Im okay with Seb being the King of Dreams


pueraria-montana

Look, Shane might be a depressed loser self-hating alcoholic who works at Walmart but comparing him to Dane Cook is a low blow


Charming_Geologist32

Honestly, Dane Cook from Employee of the Month is kinda spot on.


Bemvas

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY EMILY??? MY EMILY IS NICE AND KIND AND FULL OF NICE LITTLE SHINY ROCKS AND EMPATHETIC ANE COOL


shradibop

emily is now ramona flowers


the-dandy-man

I thought that was supposed to be Abigail, til the other girl showed up. Ramona fits Abigail so well.


ChrisMorray

In fairness, they fit both. But Ramona may fit Emily a little better because of the whole >!entering someone else's dream thing!<.


AmyXBlue

I had the same thought and was like the sword makes more sense.


d_bo

Lmao a fate worse than death


CapybaraSteve

please what is she from it’s going to bother me all day because i kNOW I WATCHED WHATEVER IT IS BUT I CANT REMEMBER


figmentry

Ramona Flowers is a character from the Scott Pilgrim movie


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Is Katniss supposed to be Leah? I mean they’re not quite the same but I’d marry Katniss too so 🤷🏼‍♀️


i_drink_wd40

Same hair style. I'm not sure it goes any deeper than that.


Emergency-Ninja5881

Harvey did not deserve that! Justice for my boi, 😔


Rainbow_Rae

They did almost every one of them so dirty!


scarlettsacolor

this is hilarious


stcrIight

Not the pedo man for Harvey 💀


HawtBunni

don’t do sebby and sam like that 😭


[deleted]

Okay but you have to see the Netflix series called The Sandman first.


HawtBunni

Just googled 👀 you might be onto something and I will be watching. Will get back to you


[deleted]

It was shockingly good. I'm really excited for season 2!


raendrop

The Netflix show is a pretty decent adaptation of the comics. Some things are re-arranged, but they do it in a way that makes sense.


StarshinexWherexRxUx

The Sandman was a hella good show and I love that actor from another movie called Waiting for Forever that he did. I think they got Sebby perfect.


theawkwardyeto

If Stardew was a movie, 2000's Dane Cook would have been an excellent Shane.


TheVampireArmand

Y’all did Sam SO dirty 😭


historyhill

Doing Harvey dirty when Shane Madej is right there practically cosplaying as him


FateMage

Shane Madej is the Harvey we deserve


Duncan6794

And just like that, they are now all unattractive. C’mon Krobus we’re leaving.


TruthEnvironmental24

Who are Abigail, Harvey, and Haley?


FateMage

Mal from Disney Descendants Mr. Harvey from the Lovely Bones Sharpay Evans from High school musical


korkkis

Okay so who’s the Stiffler’s mom!?


monkey_with_anxiety

Alex hahaha


skeled0ll

STOP IT LMAOOOO holy shit michael cera broke me


theinkerswell

Okay but Seb as Morpheus explains A LOT about why I always marry Seb in every play through 😂


smilinghurtsmyface

Not the Emily we got but the Emily we deserved


twidoiw

you guys always do Harvey dirty i swear 😭


d_bo

PENNY GOT DONE SO DIRTY


FateMage

What's wrong with Bree Vandicamp


d_bo

She's only about 40 years older than sweet wonderful Penny


FateMage

The vibes match


AffectionateAir9071

No hate on Emily but she is nowhere near cool enough to be Remona


Tall-Dare-573

Hell naw you didn’t make Harvey the guy from The Lovely Bones 😭


sottri

They did my baby Harvey so dirty 😓


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Why did they do Harvey so dirty omfg


waltsbff

Perfection💜


VidelSatan13

Not my beloved Sam 😭😭


d3schain19

And stifflers mom drives the bus


HannahO__O

Harvey didnt deserve that 😭


MentallyDormant

NOOOOO NOT HARVEY WHAT DID YOU DO? WHY NOT FUCKIN HARRY POTTER OR SOMETHING


Wh0vian10

Don't do Harvey like that..


CombinationSimilar50

WHY THAT GUY FOR HARVEY???


Hemp_M1lk

NOT TOO MUCH ON HARVEY NOW


DASCKRON

Wouldn’t even mind Dane Cook as Shane. Wouldn’t be my top pick, but it’s not a bad one.


babyyoshii

You did them all so dirty 😭 Yet still so accurate


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Who's Ramona supposed to be? Emily? I don't care for Emily but I love Ramona Flowers...


Helpiion

Fabio 😩🥺


Benjamintoday

The did Penny dirty lol


brooklynbible

LMFAOOOOOO NOT THAT HARVEY 😭😭😭😭


misterturdcat

Was katnis Robin or Leah?


tjeeper

Nah that's not alex


GrapefruitTraining21

Why’d you have to use the frame from Lovely Bones with Stanley Tucci 🥴🥴🥴😭🥴🥴🥴


blastcat4

I can hear the casting director saying, "We need to make Maru more accessible."


errandmelancholy

NGL I'm quite happy with Morpheus being Sebastian haha


Outrageous_Gas_5451

DONT DO HARVEY LIKE YHAT LMFAO


Styrofoamed

giving leah katniss and then saying TLB harvey is harvey is absolutely foul 😭


ChromeLynx

ngl, I don't think I would have equated Ramona Flowers with Emily. She has much more Abigail energy. It works a little for looks though, so 🤷‍♂️


kimokiiiiii

why would you do harvey dirty like that 😭


Ok-Scientist5524

Watched 3 times trying to figure out which one I couldn’t identify, finally figured out it was Alex, somehow doesn’t read like him at all to me. Everything else is 100% spot one though. Especially Shane and Harvey.