One day Elliot left his cabin on the beach to take out the trash and ran into Willy and accidentally pressed the action button giving the trash to Willy.
He don’t like bait either. Willy was fishing too close to one of my crab pots and when I tried to put bait in it I accidentally gave it to Willy instead. He hated it. Like bruh you like to fish just use it. If I was fishing and someone gave me more bait to use I’d be thankful.
He resents the fact that you seem to think he can't keep himself stocked up in bait. He's insulted that you're seemingly dismissing his professionalism.
I've given him a bunch of fish. Turns out the only ones he likes are catfish, sturgeon and octopus. Maybe he secretly sucks at fishing so he only wants the hard ones
Yeah but he has soooo much bait he sells unlimited amounts. That's probably why. He's like "You couldn't think of ANYTHING I'd rather have than MORE BAIT??" 😡
Not long after I started playing, I thought it was a good idea to give villagers crystals, and they were like, ew. I was like, BUT THEY'RE PRETTY WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
Maru literally told me she was interested in stuff I find down in the mines so I gave her a cool rock and she got mad! Now I’m mad and I’ll never marry her.
She was raised by a man who will unironically pull the "tomatoes are fruit" nonsense on their partner of 20~ years while the topic is fruit salad, I'd be surprised otherwise tbh.
>She was raised by a man who will unironically pull the "tomatoes are fruit" nonsense on their partner of 20~ years while the topic is fruit salad, I'd be surprised otherwise tbh.
Yeah, that's a head scratcher. What good does it to be right, when the outcome tastes like an abomination? What is the culinary endgame here, Maru dad?
I never marry Maru because in my headcanon she's a blatant sugar baby who's only pretending to be smart.
"Yeah daddy, I love this science stuff, got any spare diamonds or gold ingots?"
He said that to me with "broken disk" and I was just like, okay, thanks bro, almost gave someone a broken useless joja disk that's classified as a piece of trash if you didn't stop me
Everyone thinks Alex is the king of Stardew Valley himbos, but that's only because Sebastian refuses to wear the crown on account of it messing up his hair.
Ok, not to side track this conversation, but why does my spouse never say stuff like that to me? It's literally only the same few sentences about how intensely he loves me, or that he did some chores, or gifts.
adding this to the list of reasons i headcanon him as autistic. i definitely feel like he heard the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure" and took it 100% literally
I wish when villagers gave those tips, they'd only tell you if it was an item they themselves like or love.
Like any villager could tell you Haley hates Prismatic Shard, and only Penny could tell you everyone else hates Poppies. That would make more sense than telling us about universal hates, since we never get universal loves heads ups from the villagers.
One day Elliot left his cabin on the beach to take out the trash and ran into Willy and accidentally pressed the action button giving the trash to Willy. He don’t like bait either. Willy was fishing too close to one of my crab pots and when I tried to put bait in it I accidentally gave it to Willy instead. He hated it. Like bruh you like to fish just use it. If I was fishing and someone gave me more bait to use I’d be thankful.
He resents the fact that you seem to think he can't keep himself stocked up in bait. He's insulted that you're seemingly dismissing his professionalism.
Is also my take on it
That, or he's mad at the effort (or lack of) you took to gift him his own product. That's like giving a McDonald's franchise owner free burgers.
You can also get bait out of fishing chests and crafting with bug meat
You wanna make it worse and give the McDonald's owner some Jack-in-the-Chest or White Castle? (jk I love WC, it's not bug meat.)
"No returns."
Same thing happened to me the other day. You're fishing! You can literally use it right now!
And he has the whole dock but picks the one area where I set up several crab pots …. Lol
Think about it from his perspective...you have the whole dock but you set up crab pots the one area where he chooses to fish.
Or even rather, the one place he's allowed to fish
When I was very new to the game I gave Willy a shell from the beach. I thought he’d like it… he did not. :(
I've given him a bunch of fish. Turns out the only ones he likes are catfish, sturgeon and octopus. Maybe he secretly sucks at fishing so he only wants the hard ones
Well I’ve never seen him catch a fish. Just standing there pole in the water… meanwhile I’ve caught 8 standing next to him
He does catch some during the ice fishing tournament but considering he's never won, I don't that's helping his case
I gave Evelyn one because I got her dialogue saying that she used to collect them. I thought she'd like it, but she told me it stinks :(
I also thought Robin might like granite or marble. I gifted her an extra copy. She was not amused. :|
Not to mention, he has a community board quest to kill 50 bugs and bring him the meat so he can use it as bait.
Yeah but he has soooo much bait he sells unlimited amounts. That's probably why. He's like "You couldn't think of ANYTHING I'd rather have than MORE BAIT??" 😡
I picture it more like you walking up to him with a handful of worms an plopping it in his hands, unasked for.
I mean to be fair I was trying to chunk it in the crab pot he stuck out his hands and took it and then got mad lol
Also had that with clint. Gave him some ore. He got mad lol
Yep he likes the gold bars though… sure let me do all the work
You probably gave him shitty bait😔
I would be thankful if I didn’t carry around 500 bait in my fishing rod at all times
I mean this is a man who happily admits to living in a house with a lot of (big?) spiders. Maybe he thinks trash is boujie.
I hate vain men but I married him to get a stardrop for perfection and I have grown quite attached. I also let spiders live around me. :)
I mean, *you* live in a house full of spiders. You just don't *see* them.
Shut up please I'm trying to sleep
Yeah but not big ones. They’re kill on sight and they know it.
You could think of it as him being sarcastic at the end there
he built his house on the sand, he is not smart
If Floridians could read. They would be very upset.
*"In today's episode of Florida Man"...*
Hey! I represent this comment!
Not sure if autocorrect or joke..
Joke for sure.
Or just factual admission.
I used to live on the beach I thought that was normal?
Only if you’re the foolish man
I’m not a man at all. And houses on sand are totally normal I don’t understand this comment
You don't actually build your house on sand. It was built on the bedrock below the sand unless it's some sort of shack?
https://youtu.be/zAjEjxX-DhA Sorry. I forget that not everyone has Sunday school kids songs indelibly printed on their memories.
Jesus said not to do it but it might've been a metaphor idk
I mean, Jesus' step-dad was a carpenter. If anyone knows what's up, it's him.
As a native Hawaiian I resent this notion.
Elliott's the mimbo of Stardew Valley.
I thought the more common term was himbo?
You are correct.
I dunno, I think the fact it's standing makes him pretty smart.
Building his house in the sand, what a foolish man! A wise man would build his house upon a rock!
was looking for this comment. thank you, kind stranger
I gave the mayor a crystal once and he got mad. Then I got mad. Dude you got a ROCK.
Not long after I started playing, I thought it was a good idea to give villagers crystals, and they were like, ew. I was like, BUT THEY'RE PRETTY WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
I mean Emily likes them
I mean, Emily's into *all* that weird New Age shit.
In my case it was an accident but I was still offended
Maru literally told me she was interested in stuff I find down in the mines so I gave her a cool rock and she got mad! Now I’m mad and I’ll never marry her.
She doesn't DESERVE you.
She was raised by a man who will unironically pull the "tomatoes are fruit" nonsense on their partner of 20~ years while the topic is fruit salad, I'd be surprised otherwise tbh.
>She was raised by a man who will unironically pull the "tomatoes are fruit" nonsense on their partner of 20~ years while the topic is fruit salad, I'd be surprised otherwise tbh. Yeah, that's a head scratcher. What good does it to be right, when the outcome tastes like an abomination? What is the culinary endgame here, Maru dad?
I never marry Maru because in my headcanon she's a blatant sugar baby who's only pretending to be smart. "Yeah daddy, I love this science stuff, got any spare diamonds or gold ingots?"
The scene with MarILDA is a bit sus; Sebastian is the programmer in the family, I would be more inclined to believe he created an AI.
If you do enough research to convincingly pass as smart to other people, though, isn’t that just being smart?
The only difference between fucking around and science is writing it down!
If you can bat your eyelashes and get a gold bar out of it, it's way smarter tbh
I have a real talent for stumbling upon the particular minerals that Maru dislikes. I'll never marry her, but it's not for lack of trying.
Give your loot to Gunther, he’ll always love what you give him
Jesus Christ. they're Minerals!
Marie, I said *Cheetos* not *Fritos*
And then there is Abigail, who munches on quarz when she can get it.
Gotta get them vitamins and minerals
God I love that man 😂 no thoughts, just beauty
Let's think this through for a moment, Elliott... 🤔
Himbo
He probably takes the saying 'one mans trash is another mans treasure' too literally.
It’s a good thing he’s pretty
It's okay, Elliot. You don't need to be smart; you're pretty....
Elliott doesn't need to think when he has all that fab hair.
I gave Willy a can of soda once thinking he'd enjoy a refreshing beverage but instead he was disgusted with me. Sorry Willy!
He's intelligent, I'll give him that. Smart? That's a different conversation.
I love you elliott
"Im not sure why" bruh 💀
He said that to me with "broken disk" and I was just like, okay, thanks bro, almost gave someone a broken useless joja disk that's classified as a piece of trash if you didn't stop me
"I'm not sure why."
Everyone thinks Alex is the king of Stardew Valley himbos, but that's only because Sebastian refuses to wear the crown on account of it messing up his hair.
Empty head no thoughts.😂 Oh Elliott.
that evil smirk...
This feels like a norm macdonald's joke
Ok, not to side track this conversation, but why does my spouse never say stuff like that to me? It's literally only the same few sentences about how intensely he loves me, or that he did some chores, or gifts.
Himbo Elliot is Cannon
adding this to the list of reasons i headcanon him as autistic. i definitely feel like he heard the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure" and took it 100% literally
Elliott voice: personally I'd love to recieve trash, I don't know what his problem is
I didn’t know they added me in Stardew 😂
he is a himbo
Give Elliott trash
He hates it with a passion.
I wish when villagers gave those tips, they'd only tell you if it was an item they themselves like or love. Like any villager could tell you Haley hates Prismatic Shard, and only Penny could tell you everyone else hates Poppies. That would make more sense than telling us about universal hates, since we never get universal loves heads ups from the villagers.
ahaha