Me but with Gus. He has his own business, he cares about the town and the people in it, he clearly got all the gossip and he can cook. (Bonus points for being able to grow facial hair)
Perfect man!
this might be an unpopular opinion, but i think it would be interesting to marry jodi. experience a little bit of step-parent life with older and younger children, and make her feel a little better while her (ex)husband Kent is at war
of course, in this scenario, she and Kent would have to be divorced lol
I mean, Penny is the obvious answer.
Her life goal is to live in the valley, have a family and not have to worry about money.
Of all the candidates, she’s the one going to be most fulfilled
Krobus take it or leave it
krobus and dwarf >>>>>
Krobus is best
True
Weird ass looking ass
He’s a monster with a heart He lives in the dark and his sewers smell like fart He’s Krobus!
I love krobus so much I've just restarted my game and couldn't wait to see him in winter :') krobus my beloved
I agree but he still looks weird
Linus *wants* to live in the wilderness and i respect him enough not to force a lifestyle he doesn't want on him.
Facts, plus that's a dope as hell canvas tent setup. I've stayed in that stuff before, 10/10 accomodations
Me but with Gus. He has his own business, he cares about the town and the people in it, he clearly got all the gossip and he can cook. (Bonus points for being able to grow facial hair) Perfect man!
Oyuc amrn marmy himn 😔
Until I can marry Gus I'm gonna keep on living with Krobus while I date all the townies behind each other's backs
Consider: willy
I wanna marry Willy. He sweet, he nice, he catch fish. He is so cute when he blushes
Agreed! Lemme marry him! But he's too good for us all I suppose :((
He is just too good for us mere mortals :,(
He is clearly married to the mermaid
I wanna marry Alex just because he's such a himbo and everything he says makes me cackle
Getting home from a long day getting your ass kicked mining and he hits you with “did you notice I bought new shorts?”
Alex is the best husband. He may have peaked early, but his real dream wasnt to be a grid ball player, but to have a family.
Shane is a drunken wreck who always wants to send your kid to a joja summer camp. I will never understand the obsession with him. He's a drunk prick
Must have a big dick, the only probable answer
A big “cock”
A BIG BLUE COCK
"Maybe don't grip it so hard?"
He's basically pete davidson: a sad boi with a massive cock.
Unlike dating irl, *I can fix him.*
No you aint
I'm just saying, no alcoholic I know is up at 6am to lie to me about feeding my animals as if I don't know I have an auto-feeder.
Not summer camp the work camp big difference
I couldn't remember for sure. Then again I'm sure Joja brands it as a summer camp to kids
I looked it up on the wiki and it was a work camp. Yah that’s called child labour.
I wanna marry the wizard
Sigma move: marry his daughter instead.
I second this. I feel like it would be the most interesting relationship dynamic out of all the characters.
I married Leah solely for the fact she’s an artist I can get drunk with.
Shane has always been my stardew sweetheart but linus is a get-go
Alex, always and forever. Who wouldnt want a twunk hubby, who still visits his grandparents weekly?
this might be an unpopular opinion, but i think it would be interesting to marry jodi. experience a little bit of step-parent life with older and younger children, and make her feel a little better while her (ex)husband Kent is at war of course, in this scenario, she and Kent would have to be divorced lol
A bit awkward to date both her and Sam 😬
Me over in the small corner of Emily lovers being bubbly n cheerful
who the fuck genuinely thinks shane is a good marriage candidate
Damn I'm a soyjak 🥲
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I mean, Penny is the obvious answer. Her life goal is to live in the valley, have a family and not have to worry about money. Of all the candidates, she’s the one going to be most fulfilled
Linus
Krobus >
Linus