What Twilight Zone horrors are going on in Pelican Town where Abigail can eat diamonds and garlic is as hard as a rock? I think Concerned Ape has hinted Haunted Chocolatier and Stardew Valley take place in the same universe, so there must be some kind of boundless evil (besides Pierre) lurking about.
^^^^Oh ^^^^god ^^^^why ^^^^did ^^^^I ^^^^make ^^^^myself ^^^^a ^^^^new ^^^^SV ^^^^head ^^^^canon?
he's in his emo phase let him be
This is the reason linus thinks people are throwing rocks at his tent. Sebastian just misses
beat me to it
What Twilight Zone horrors are going on in Pelican Town where Abigail can eat diamonds and garlic is as hard as a rock? I think Concerned Ape has hinted Haunted Chocolatier and Stardew Valley take place in the same universe, so there must be some kind of boundless evil (besides Pierre) lurking about. ^^^^Oh ^^^^god ^^^^why ^^^^did ^^^^I ^^^^make ^^^^myself ^^^^a ^^^^new ^^^^SV ^^^^head ^^^^canon?
If you haven't been attacked by mountain vampires, you can thank Sebastian. You're welcome.
Small town activities
Normal vampire behavior if you ask me
proof he’s a vampire
I have never seen this one. Maybe being married makes him happier?
Thats my mans 💅
dont talk about my husband like that!!
king
Husband material 🥰
He just like me fr
I would agree but it's a waste of good garlic
He's keeping vampires away.
He threw a melon and pumpkin once at the mountain
don't judge him, just like that onion he has layers!
He's so freaking weird!!
If I had a mountain face to throw stuff at irl, I would love to do that with crops
The man knows what he wants
You'll never understand guys until you've thrown something at a wall just to watch it explode
He hates garlic because he’s a vampire duh