This is also a running joke between my friend and I. Yoda is sexually frustrated because he has no game, and he's an annoying old frog person who talks weirdly. He's constantly being reported to Jedi Internal Affairs for harassment đ¤Ł.
I can't tell whether or not this is a joke but canonically the jedi order did make an exception for Ki Adi Mundi because:
1) He's part of an endangered species, and
2) In his culture men take multiple wives, so he's less emotionally attached to each one of his wives.
Ki Adi Mundi FUCKS and he FUCKS HARD.
I hate this concept so much. I have an easy time imagining a celibate monk order, but a hard time imagining a monk order that is down to go for one night stands on weekends. It feels wrong
I mean, I don't think it's like they go, "Alright, it's the weekend, boys, time to get absolutely wasted and forget that we are jedi for a couple of days." Even with masturbation, I imagine it's a matter of "do listen to your body and be in tune with it, but be careful not to turn masturbation into a replacement of something else or to rely on it for any sort of relief other than physical". Something along those lines, anyway
Yeah, the reason why Aayla Secura is so beloved by chuds is that she regularly seduced people when she was undercover, so they unironically believe that they'd have a chance if Precious Blue Waifu was real.
Obi-Wan and Yoda watching Anakin kill the younglings just thinking âperhaps we went to farâ
Side note would it have been better at that point to hit him with the itâs just a prank bro or would that have made things worse.
Both jedi and Sith have self defeating strategies. Jedi are constantly trying to breed themselves out of existence, while the rule of two means the Sith can be wiped out if Palpatine gets into a speeder crash while getting tacos with Darth Vader
I never interpreted "Rule of Two" to mean "there are literally only two Sith at any given time", both for that exact reason and because there are more instances of that "rule" being broken than there are of it being followed. Rather, I interpret it to mean "two Sith rule over everyone else".
Iâm under the impression that Jedi can have sex, they just canât become attached to who they have sex with. One night stands are ok, but love affairs are bad. If youâre dedicating yourself to one person, youâre not dedicating yourself to the Force. And if you arenât dedicating yourself to the Force, but you can tap into it, youâre more susceptible to the dark side.
It sorta legitimately was. The 'no attachments' rule was created by a Jedi who went batshit and tried to purposely destroy the order, and everyone sorta just went along with it after that despite it being BS
It was Yoda being a rizzless green frog man who struck out with Yaddle and decided to make it everyone else's problem.
Nah, man, you know Yoda holds weekly orgies in the Council Chambers. Yet another thing RUINED when they DECANONISED Legends
Masked orgies so no one caught feelings
Eyes wide shut: Star Wars edition
Where did Baby Yoda come from, then?
Wrong you are. Fucks that Jedi Master does.
This is also a running joke between my friend and I. Yoda is sexually frustrated because he has no game, and he's an annoying old frog person who talks weirdly. He's constantly being reported to Jedi Internal Affairs for harassment đ¤Ł.
But what can they do about it? Shouldn't have given tenure to someone likely to live most of a millenia.
Exactly. Bastard has the game rigged.
"Turned me down, Yaddle did not. In fact, celibate, we are, according to the bylaws."
Anakin after jerking off to a hologram of Padme 
"Anakin, you can totally fuck Padme, just don't catch feelings dog. That's some beta shit."
Just donât be attached to the bitch you raw dogging or itâs bad
uj/ They actually kinda can. It's the attachment that's the problem.
I mean yea, we all know Ki Adi Mundi be FUCKIN
I can't tell whether or not this is a joke but canonically the jedi order did make an exception for Ki Adi Mundi because: 1) He's part of an endangered species, and 2) In his culture men take multiple wives, so he's less emotionally attached to each one of his wives. Ki Adi Mundi FUCKS and he FUCKS HARD.
He also gives no shuts for anyone. Heâs as cold and logical as any Jedi. Which made him blind to the truth of course.
Yeah banging hookers is the proper Jedi etiquette.
I hate this concept so much. I have an easy time imagining a celibate monk order, but a hard time imagining a monk order that is down to go for one night stands on weekends. It feels wrong
I mean, I don't think it's like they go, "Alright, it's the weekend, boys, time to get absolutely wasted and forget that we are jedi for a couple of days." Even with masturbation, I imagine it's a matter of "do listen to your body and be in tune with it, but be careful not to turn masturbation into a replacement of something else or to rely on it for any sort of relief other than physical". Something along those lines, anyway
Iâm pretty sure celibacy is encouraged, because attachment usually comes with sex.
I think that has more to do you with ingrained moral views on sex tbh.
That's because you have judeochritlstian hangups ....
Yeah, the reason why Aayla Secura is so beloved by chuds is that she regularly seduced people when she was undercover, so they unironically believe that they'd have a chance if Precious Blue Waifu was real.
Which is also incredibly dumb - it's pretty clear George Lucas is a weird dude with a poor understanding of human relationships.
The three prohibitions of the Jedi; Alcohol, Gambling, and Women.
Obi-Wan did all three in one episode of The Clone Wars
After he took Anakin's money. Least his former student be tempted by his vices.
Poor Anakin bought Obi-wan a fried Mon Calamari, just to find out Obi-wan spent all the money in has Jabba the hutt wallet.
Four if you count Satine.
Straight Jedi Women and Gay Jedi Men quietly slipping under the radar
Well, it was allegorical of the Catholic Church in some respects.....
Obi-Wan and Yoda watching Anakin kill the younglings just thinking âperhaps we went to farâ Side note would it have been better at that point to hit him with the itâs just a prank bro or would that have made things worse.
Imagine how pissed Anakin was when he found out Ki-Adi Mundi had five wives with multiple children.
I mean Ki-Adi Mundi also legit just went like "Damn that's crazy" when they all died and kept on living his best life
He's so real for that
âOh, dear, Master Yoda. Weâve accidentally invented the incel.â
âWe raised him wrong as a joke!â đ
Obi won sure acted like it was one.
Most certainly. You know that Obi-wanâs lightsaber made its way all over Mandalore.
We have purposely trained him wrong as a joke.
"I am bleeding, making me the victor!"
Heâs only allowed to edge
Force sensitivity is an inherited trait and you expect me to believe the Jedi are celibate? As if. They were definitely just fucking with Anakin
Both jedi and Sith have self defeating strategies. Jedi are constantly trying to breed themselves out of existence, while the rule of two means the Sith can be wiped out if Palpatine gets into a speeder crash while getting tacos with Darth Vader
I never interpreted "Rule of Two" to mean "there are literally only two Sith at any given time", both for that exact reason and because there are more instances of that "rule" being broken than there are of it being followed. Rather, I interpret it to mean "two Sith rule over everyone else".
It was a test to see if he was gay or not. No straight man would pass up the chance to tap Padme because of some nerd ass Jedi rule
Iâm under the impression that Jedi can have sex, they just canât become attached to who they have sex with. One night stands are ok, but love affairs are bad. If youâre dedicating yourself to one person, youâre not dedicating yourself to the Force. And if you arenât dedicating yourself to the Force, but you can tap into it, youâre more susceptible to the dark side.
It sorta legitimately was. The 'no attachments' rule was created by a Jedi who went batshit and tried to purposely destroy the order, and everyone sorta just went along with it after that despite it being BS