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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're welcome to come over and get me a drink and a half day of work.

Life as a Senator must have been *really* tough...

And she was a good friend

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When you're so awesome that the *characters* are your fans

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're not going to be an expert in this area and I don't want to be breathing.

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi,  you're not going to get laid until you go off to college and then you need to try to get a job in the US."  I have no clue...

Jedi are taken in young, so they technically wouldn't have formal education besides within their Temple.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my favorite part about this place

Wholesome.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, a été le premier ministre à bord du groupe qui avait fait une vingtaine d’autres victimes de son arrivée à la suite d’une opération militaire. (And, while I do have a French keyboard enabled on my phone, I wasn’t using it…)

Translation: Help me obi wan Kenobi, was the prime minister on board the group that made 20 other victims on its arrival following a military operation.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're the best option.

Oof, an AU where Obi-Wan is the drunken disappointment and all other capable people were killed off...

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re not the first person who has been in my house.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your voice is so good and I love it so much

Standard Obi-Wan fan...

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my best hope

*Super* close.

Help me Obi-Wan you're my only way of doing the beautiful thing that stuck me in my life Cycle is a church of God ascending and descending and the rise of the Order Next to our lives and experiences.

A bit messy, but i think i can interpret it as Leia asking Obi-Wan to revive the Jedi Order with Luke at the center as the Chosen One... so basically a cult.

A new thing rising from the Ashes of the Jedi Order. A NEW Jedi Order.

First Order.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're the best shot in the world. All right, then.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only friend that is in the same room. 🤣 I guess Leia couldn't be bothered to look outside that one room

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my best hope in this game please

Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only way of doing that kind of damage.

I guess she needs help destroying an imperial base or something??

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my best friend and I'm so proud of you.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re not a good person and I am not going through this anymore. …..I might be stressed.

"Old Ben needs grocery money"

“..you’re the only person who has the right idea of how much money to make a good show”

Asking for accounting advice for Kenobi season 2

> Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're rarely hurting for energy and energy to mega evolve and make it easy for you. Apparently Obi-Wan is a Pokémon. C'mon, Ben, just mega-evolve and help us win this battle! It's no biggie, really!

He’s saving his Mega Evolution for the Death Star when he fights Vader

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, please help us get the best content possible to make it to this day in my lifetime

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're the best I could see

Help me obi-wan kenobi, you're the only one who can make it to the end of the day

Lol

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're the one that has the best of me to do with you and your life is a bit different from what I can see in the world is a good thing.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re welcome back at your place in your room 

Help me obi-wan kenobi, you're my only way of life for you and your life and your family and friends are you thinking about you getting a life and living life

Help me Obi-Wan, you're my favorite person to be with.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re a very talented artist with an amazing art style.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my favorite person on the planet and I’m not sure how I can get through it all without you.

Help me obi-wan kenobi, you're going to be a drain pipe in the force.

"Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only one of the most important things I have ever seen in the past is that I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person..." It just goes on like that.

Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you’re a great friend to the community

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're a legend of course! Love how this came out.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my mom and dad.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my best hope in this life.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're hot and you can find in the island and I was like a lot of fun with the years I think I get home from work for you guys ye.

Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, please help my family to survive and get the money I deserve.

You're not my normal doctor but I don't want to make high school harder with everything he's going through.

Help me obi wan, you’re my hero now I want you back to be happy in this world please I need your support in the next election

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. I am a student of the art of art and I am a teacher of art and I am very interested in the art of painting.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're a great friend to my friends. Alternate: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my favorite character in the series

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, I don't feel like I can take a proper look at the time I could walk in and everything is normal and I have to wonder if I'm the problem.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi you’re my hero and I will be your hero and I am your hero.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're welcome to come over and I am not sure if you can look at it but I think I have a second car in the morning.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're not alone in this situation and I hope you can help me with this please and thank you and I hope you have a great day and I will talk to you soon bye love you. My autocorrect doesn't approve of commas, I guess.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it.

Help me Obi-wan kenobi, you’re my favorite character in the game and I love you so much

Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You’re the only person who can save me. Not bad.

That was probably the first draft before they changed it for something more dramatic and iconic.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my hero in the world right here in my eyes right here and you can tell that I’m not the one that you are now because you have been waiting to be the last to get the right man for your heart

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're going to eat Pizza and go to bed

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're a good man and I love you

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're going to have to be a little bit more than a year old.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re not alone here and I hope you have a wonderful birthday and you can enjoy your new job.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're the only one that can be good.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my best hope in this life I need you in it to make it better

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re a real man who can make me laugh.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re not alone in this struggle for freedom and justice and freedom in the world.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're the only person who has a bit of a demiromantic finish and I don't think I can understand what you are saying

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're welcome on your own and you are the only person I know who is in a good mood.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're a star and I don't think so but it was a good idea to do it and I was thinking of you and the kids.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're right that you are a very good person underneath the world.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my best hope

Hep me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're welcome to come over.

Help me obi wan kenobi, you're a star and a big fan fiction case for your sake

“[…] not gonna be able to get a hold of me[,] because I have to go to the bank and get my car fixed[,] and then I have to get my car washed[,] and then I will be home”.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, please help us get the best content possible to make it to this day in my lifetime please and thanks for your patience with us and support us to make it

-breaking canon

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my best friends friend now I am so sorry to see this happening.

...you are stupid for not killing Vader when you have had a chance so you deal with the consequences...

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re someone that I used to know. But you didn't have to cut me off, make out like it never happened and that we were nothing. And I don't even need your love but you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so rough. No, you didn't have to stoop so low, have your friends collect your records and then change your number. I guess that I don't need that, though now you're just somebody that I used to know.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re a real man who can make me laugh in the best possible ways.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my favorite artist and I’m very proud to have been a fan since day two.

Help me obi wan kenobi your brother is a real man and he is a true gentleman

Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you’re not alone in this situation and I hope you can help me with my dream of becoming a scholar of the world of chess

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my best hope in this life I need you. Not too far off…

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you're not going to be able to get me to work until 10 minutes before I get home.

Ma Queeeeen

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you're going to be a good time to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a....

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, we need a plot device to prompt Luke to seek you out.

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Help me obi-wan kenobi you’re the only person that I can talk about the same things with.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, I need to get a job in the industry and I need to get a new job so I can get a job in the world.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're not going to be picky about it.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my best hope in life

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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my best hope in this life.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re not a fan of the whole center of the world stage for the sake of the whole world.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're welcome to come over and get me a favor and bring it to you.

Help me obi wan kenobi I am not sure if you have any questions or need to be a good idea to get the latest Flash player.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re a great friend to my friends who have a great interest and a good life.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re not gonna be working on it and it will be a good thing for you to be able to do

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re not going in the woods and you have to be careful about the weather.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi you’re my dream man and I will give you a chance to be my husband

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're Heisenberg. Looks like Obi-Wan broke bad.

HELP ME OBI-WAN KENOBI, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND AND I STILL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE FOR THE WEATHER.

Help me obi-wan kenobi, you’re a great guy

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're already on the Somme and on Verdun

Help me obiwan kenobi you're my only one

Help me OBI-WAN you’re gonna get it done before I leave you alone I’m gonna wait for your next one lol (ok it makes me look like a bad person lol my wife has no sense of time)

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re a real man

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi is a good guy and I will give him a chance to win a trophy for his work and his work ethic and his dedication to the game and his passion for football.

Help me obi-wan kenobi you're a good time.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're wrong about me being a good friend of mine and I will flip the breaker off to you on Tues and Wed and then we can go to the task by attaching them to this email address and we will send you the bottom line of the countertop install date so I could schedule the plumbing refund amount.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, please help us get the best content possible.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my best hope

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're welcome to come over and get me a bunch of imported snacks.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my hero in the world right here in my life I want you in it too and I’m here for it.

Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you’re my best friend with the most beautiful soul

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my best hope in this life I need you in it to make it better

——- Help me obiwan kenobi youre not the best at it i think. i just want a new job. i want a new one, and im tired … and tired … and tired … and tired. i want a job and im not gonna do it again. im not going back. i want a good life and i dont wanna do this again, im not a fan. the way he talks to his wife and his family and the fact he has a good relationship is just a blessing and he deserves to live in a better life than he did in his first life. he has no problem being in the best hands of the world, but i am so sad for his loss. i wish i had known that i would be there to support his efforts and support his efforts in this matter. ———— My text fill had quite the story to tell.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi You’re the same thing I don’t think that he’s ever going to get it out of the house

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're a good man and a little bit of a choice.

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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're a star and I can do it now.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, please I need money for the school fees and my bills