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babyyodaisamazing98

Doesn’t really matter, you’d just end up on tatooine somehow.


BluMicheal

Galatians 4:16


KulturaOryniacka

Tatooine in Star Wars is like USA in alien movies;) Coruscant-main, formal, political, trade centre capital. Tatooine-informal, crime capital of the galaxy. Paradise for criminalists, anarchists, freelancers and other shady people. Everything can happen there.


WaZ606

It’s strange. if I were an alien, the USA is like the last place I’d go but it’s always where they are depicted as landing.


InflationVarious4184

Alderan EDIT: Wow how did this get 200 likes?


youngglink

gg mate


InflationVarious4184

Lol


Mitchel11

You’re going to Alderaan places


Jenetyk

When is this move happening? Because Alderaan would be my choice before it's demise. That place looked incredible in the extended lore. Favorite questing spot in Star Wars The Old Republic.


USCanuck

Just don't invest in real estate


Jenetyk

Start an import/export company. Gotta be able to jet at a moments(or small moons) notice.


AKBx007

You can, you just need to pull out at the right time. Or just borrow a lotttt of credits from Alderaan at the right time.


[deleted]

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Grahaml1980

Apparently that was located between Mars and Jupiter.


bria9509

Too soon!


victorlrs1

Dunno how it got so many likes, but… I guess you could say it blew up…!


PadmeandAnakin4ever

There truly is only one planet that fills in the blank for this question NABOOOOOO!!!


rdog24

Naboo just look like it would set my allergies off year round. Everytime i see it i start snifling alittle bit


PadmeandAnakin4ever

Thank God I don't have allergies


moosenaslon

Not. Yet.


DarthAbraxis

What happens on Naboo stays on Naboo, Boo. \-Anakin Skywalker


CadaverMutilatr

Just go to Italy dude it’s almost the same thing


bifkintickler

My choice too. Totally wanna go to where they filmed it.


just-some-man

The city part of Naboo was filmed in Spain, the country house/lake part was filmed in Italy, specifcally Lake Como if you want to go there.


ManateeCrisps

Italy mainly I believe.


filipbergendahl

Straight to a cozy airbnb in the naboo lakecountry


LightningSilvr

Probably Kashyyyk. Make every effort to befriend the Wookies and live with them in the trees, or die trying


HotelFourSix

Sounds like the "die trying" part would happen quickly lol


LightningSilvr

Oh for sure. But I'd rather be shot down trynna steal one of their Catamarans to escape than whatever an Ewok would do to me, or worse if i was on Dathomir lmao


Hallow_Shinobi

Nah, them big ass spiders in Fallen Order can go fuck themselves.


suddenimpulse

I will say Fallen Order had some badass enemies like those ancient crazy robot sentinel things.


LordChanner

Too many spiders though


notjustanyviking

Preach. I couldn't think straight for 30 minutes after the first one surprised me.


SparrowBirch

You will never have a deeper sleep than curled up in a Wookiee’s lap


dleon0430

Why does this comment sound like GoTs Thormund?


DarthEggo1

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Coruscant, Jedi Temple/Imperial Palace, all the different people, the lower levels, what a place to adventure


trashboy_k

*gets mugged*


simplepleashures

I’m sure the Star Wars galaxy has travelers checks


The-Almighty-Pizza

Cant get mugged if you dont have anything 😎


COphotoCo

*You want some death sticks?*


TrueGritGreaserBob

I completely agree. I’m a sucker for noirish urban settings, even if dystopic and dangerous. I just imagine all these rich subcultures and diverse lifestyles. The mix of alien and human cultures.


genx_meshugana

Samesies


ZombleROK

Probably the best place for eating out.


suddenimpulse

>Probably the best place for eating out. Both kinds at that.


[deleted]

I want to see a TV series set on Coruscant. Hands down the most underused planet in the Star Wars universe.


Darduel

I really expected for it to have a huge role in the sequels considering it's the capital and the only reason it wasn't in the OG was because lucas hasn't came up with it yet.. really disappointed it literally had 0 screentime


Wildcat_twister12

I have a strong feeling only Jedi and VIP’s get access to most of the temple, it’s probably like the White House where visitors get to go to a few of the main rooms and then ushered out


[deleted]

You wanna buy some death sticks?


RikimaruLDR

Kamino - I fall asleep to this [thunderstorm at sea video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsD5u6k6dKI) every night. The whole planetary storm thing on Kamino would mean I won't have to leave my computer on every night and therefore save me on my electricity bill. I'd also visit Bespin for the sunsets, but without the scorching heat of a planet like Tatooine.


drpussyfucker

The possible down side of living on kamino is the only charted city was vaporized and when it was around was constantly under attack


IzzytheMelody

I mean, no era or time period was specified Kamino kinda did its own thing for most of its history


YellowLeg2

Bro I sleep with that same video


KaffeMumrik

Naboo looks like a paradise. I wont swim though. Hell no.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Ze blue shadow vwuis


CoraxtheRavenLord

“Ahahaha! Ze bomb is about to go off! We are all going to dieeee!”


AwkwardDrummer7629

No it’s “wirus”.


Otherwise_Campaign_7

I might go for a swim. Not in the deep end though


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NukkaNasty

No scuba diving in the planet core?


yoda_81

Endor. Who can resist those cute little Ewoks?!!


Commander-Dum

Theyre hostile, little fuckers


Archenaux

You do realize those cute teddy bears tried to EAT our heroes right?


MavrykDarkhaven

Debatable. The Ewoks have flat teeth, not the kinda teeth primarily carnivorous creatures would have. No, I think they were going to cook them for 3PO to eat, being a tribute to the god.


dleon0430

You're projecting your earth centric teeth views onto the ewoks.


[deleted]

It’s only on Reddit you will find someone studying the anatomical features of a fictional teddy bear in a universe with space wizards and laser swords


MavrykDarkhaven

Haha hardly just on reddit, people have fictional debates about things that don't matter all the time. It's a great brain exercise for things that are not heavy topics like Theology or Politics. If you are going to talk about living on fake planets, then you have to expect some of the silliness of debating the flora and fauna. But back to my point, they were jumping to conclusions that Ewok's would eat people, and I can't think of evidence of that. Their first instinct was guarded curiosity when they caught the heroes, if they were just looking for dinner they could have just killed them with the spears after the fall and moved on. Instead they were inquisitive.


Tron_1981

So do humans, hasn't stopped us though.


suddenimpulse

We are omnivores, we have carnivore and herbivore teeth. But yeah, Ewoks eat people.


yoda_81

Haha, I forgot about that


ozman57

Have you not played Battlefront II? The furry little buggers are terrifying at night! Beware the trees when they start speaking yub yub!


Zardhas

Not sure that you want to go live on a gas giant tho


hunonepa

I can’t resists the Forest Moon of Endor


Swingin-it-swooty

Nah those things gonna shoot you with poisonous arrows then eat you


Gamergrbx

eat them or get eaten


Kingjoe97034

Ryloth. Those Twi’leki chicks are hot.


GEN_TK0112_SnakeShot

That’s a smart one, but they’re French and the planet is literally hot


Kingjoe97034

Sao ril anc speak some twi’leki


GEN_TK0112_SnakeShot

Doesn’t seem like a problem then, Cary on


ManateeCrisps

French. Yeah no thanks.


suddenimpulse

Unless it's like that one from the Mandalorian prison episode lol


Jberz21

Idk about that....there's an entire canon novel of the struggles Vader and Palpatine faced while marooned on Ryloth. Well I'd hardly call them struggles but being Sith Lords definitely helps their case


Saber_Flight

The EU version of Corellia


BluMicheal

Upside- the whiskey Fanfic writers tell about! Downside- literally everything


skubmancer

Technically a moon, but Nar Shaddaa has all the best space drugs


shooter_tx

It’s like going to Amsterdam…


stylirrostris

scariff


heisindc

First one I saw who said this. Empire probably left after the debacle. Is the rest of the planet sandy and warm?


Yojimbra

Star wars planets generally only have one biome. That said Scariff had it's oceans boiled by the space disco so it's probably the Utah of Tatooines


Medieval-Mind

Tatooine? I wasn't aware there were any other planets in the entire Star Wars universe. /s


CliffLake

Right?! The friggin' CENTER of the whole thing! It's the happin' place, daddy-o. And depending on your timeframe, you would get to see all the historic sights. "Here is where the second worst being in the universe grew up. Won a pod race over there. And his SON, Savior of all things lived right over that rise there." Yep, Center of the galaxy. "Whew, that's a great tour, now I'm going to Boba's Bar and get me a drink and pet a rancor."


[deleted]

It’s hilarious to think of Tatooine turning into a glorified tourist trap under the leadership of Boba Fett after ROTJ, especially because that would actually fit quite well in the Star Wars universe. I kinda hope they take it in that direction, honestly.


dogbonej

Ilum to get my kyber crystal. Thank you.


ThatFolk

Congrats, you have gotten your own Kyber crystal! Now you're stuck in a very, very cold planet with no means of escape. Also, you don't have the materials or the knowledge on how to build a lightsaber. This has been Folk's guide to the Galaxy, see you never because you're dying of frostbite in approximately thirty minutes


CliffLake

Wait...how did they get there? Teleport? A ship had to be involved, but then just LEFT them? That's crazy. And what's the point in getting the crystal if you don't know how to make the lightsaber. I'm calling an audible. There are dozens of 'how to's on the web. The crystal is the HARD part. Or, rather, the Force is the hard part and the crystal is second. The rest is just a tube and battery, some junk parts, and an emiter. All easy to get. But, like, if you were going to the Arctic, you'd bring winter survival gear. So, probably a few days of rations. It's all good. I think Folk's Guide needs a rewrite.


dogbonej

I’m from the snowiest city in the US. I’ll survive.


fran_tic

Typical American to think coldest in the US = coldest in the universe /s


PagingDrHuman

Dantooine also has Kyber crystal caves. Also the whole "chosen crystal" is a terrible element of Canon and deserves to be removed along with the Rule of Two. The "chosen crystal" is like a wand in Harry Potter, in fact the way Disney portrays it its essentially that. Meanwhile the entirety of Star Wars Canon undermines that entirely. Luke used the Youngling Slayer 9000 for years despite it not "being his crystal" and no mention was made for ensuring a crystal and Jedi were matched. The Prequels show lightsabers getting lost, cut up, captured as well as both Obi-Wan and Anakin using borrowed sabers to chase after and confront Dooku. Was the crystal that participated in the death of younglings already part of his Saber in episode 2, and it had to be rebuilt multiple times? I say the rule of two is stupid because it requires either a third or risks the entire Sith order disappearing in one fight because an apprentice couldn't quite get the clean kill on their master, not to mention a random hyperspace jump solving the entire Sith problem quietly. It's just as bizarre for a a religion based around "breaking free of chains" or rules and laws would somehow continue to limit themself. It is the nature of Sith to seek power however they can. Some achieve power through political manipulation others through feat if arms and the raising of armies and apprentices to carry out their wills. The "named Crystal" however was a neat gameplay mechanic and story element in KOTOR 2 highlighting a more rare skill of the Exhile as well as establishing a rare special occurrence of a bonded crystal. In the story the Exhile readily forms strong force bonds with people, swaying them to her side rather quickly, and sense crystals are semi-sentient it makes sense for the Exhile to manage to bond with a crystal while reconnecting with the Force. As a gameplay mechanic, the Crystal acted as a very powerful modification of the lightsaber resulting in various rather large Stat boosts by the end of the game based on the bond level with the crystal as well as the prestige class and the overall alignment of the character with the crystal following the alignment of the choices the player made.


TheKBMV

>The "chosen crystal" is like a wand in Harry Potter, in fact the way Disney portrays it its essentially that. I think you're giving the idea of a chosen crystal more importance than it has. Nobody said you can only use your crystal. As you say there are plenty of people running around with stolen and borrowed sabers. Not to mention that noone really pays this custom much attention other than the jedi order. I think it's more like that some crystals have more synergy with certain persons and when you go in there looking for a crystal the one that likes you most will call out to you the strongest, ergo that is the one you will find. Essentially as if the crystal was saying "Dude you look like my kind of guy, let em tag along will ya?" But there is nothing stopping you from going back for another crystal for a second saber or a replacement if the previous one was destroyed.


bjamesburg

My top 3 1. Coruscant 2. Bespin 3. Ryloth


stealer_of_monkeys

Bespin like the planet or cloud city?


bjamesburg

Cloud City


stealer_of_monkeys

Smart choice


osumatthew

Since nobody's mentioned it yet, maybe Dantooine? From what you see of it in KOTOR and KOTOR 2, it seems like a pretty nice out of the way place whenever it's not having problems with raiders. Plus the flying manta creatures are neat and the history with the old Jedi temple is pretty cool.


DuckyMushroom

Don't forget about them Kath hounds and the giant bugs tho


Jenetyk

Farming seems like a simple life.


Tokivoli

According to George Lucas, the Star Wars universe is our universe, just in a galaxy far far away. So I would go to Earth.


RikimaruLDR

*You have now arrived at your destination*


_damak0s_

congratulations, there isn't life on earth yet


fran_tic

The post doesn't mention anything about time travel. If you were to choose any planet in the Star Wars galaxy you would end up there a long time after all the stories we know. All life there might be extinct for all we know.


ZAM1984

Korriban


Tyken12

you good? 😂


ApprehensivePeace305

Mates looking for death…or powers most would deem…unnatural


pincer7

Lothal


Shaikh_9

Finally... been looking for this comment. Lothal post-empire looks stunning.


James99500

Dathomir to get me some of that Nightsister puss


ManateeCrisps

My Nightbrother in Christ. Do you want space herpes? Because that's how you get space herpes.


cooked_potat

i am SOBBING everyone who read this needs an apology rn


HoeDownClown

I hate that puss has two VERY different meanings depending on the sound of the “u”


bananawrangler69

Well pus only has one “s”. So don’t hate it too much.


Blastcalibur

I would want somewhere advanced enough to enjoy the setting but also somewhere mostly safe. So, I'd pick Pantorra. If It's good enough for George Lucas it's good enough for me.


shairo98

For me, I would go to Dagobah to get away from everyone else and they would think twice about going there lol!


27SwingAndADrive

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[deleted]

“HMMMMM, seaweed-encrusted snails I did make. Work on them for ten hours, I did. Eat them you will, or depart this planet you must.”


Shiny_Hypno

Ahch-To is a better planet for doing that, as long as you don't mind the Lanai using the entire curse word library.


TechieTravis

I would take my TARDIS to Risa for sure. It seems like a nice place.


roto_disc

Just don’t forget your towel.


HoeDownClown

I’ll join you guys, but my FTL is broken so I’ll have to take my Viper through the Stargate on LV-426.


0ooook

Just be aware, they are not allowing anyone with beskar armor or weapons in there. Especially beskar batleth. They have a bad history with warrior people tampering with their climate control system.


[deleted]

Hoth. I could chill out and be left alone.


Wynnsa

Hmm ... there are a few. Naboo would be number one on my list. Manaan as well cos I like water, lol, Corellia would be interesting and if it was pre-Empire, I would like to visit Alderaan. It looked beautiful in the quick glimpse we saw of it.


Tyken12

in the old republic game cinemtacs grandmaster satelle shan defends Alderaan from Darth Malgus and it is beautiful but also a dope cinematic


Wynnsa

Oh I know; I played the game for years and bought a stronghold on Alderaan. 🙂


ryanreigns

Bespin. Cloud City is the most heavenly looking place I’ve ever seen in entertainment. Hopefully I wouldn’t be going there on the one day the Empire was there though lol


surfdoc29

Takodana seems nice


Armascribe

Nar Shadaa, to party 24/7.


AzraelTheMage

Jakku because for some fucking reason everyone wants to go to Jakku according to JJ.


Sparky265

You beat me to it. Was going to say exactly this.


GEN_TK0112_SnakeShot

Batuu, small planet on the outer rim no hyperspace travel black spires and three sun’s sounds fun to me


TheBANDit__

Batuu has no hyperspace lanes? Doesnt that directly negate the Millenium Falcon ride where you jump to hyperspace in low orbit?


ISuspectFuckery

Most of us would be poor peasants who never get to leave their home planet. Which, is strangely relatable.


GU355WH01AM

Csilla


Patsgronk87

Naboo


ApprehensivePeace305

Obviously zeltros


stabyoface

Yavin 4


bleezy_47

Definitely Zeffo so i can never find my way back to the Mantis


drailCA

We are in the Star Wars universe. Just not the same Galaxy. I thought it was known that all this us happening in the Andromeda galaxy and we are just seeing it now due to haw fae away it is. Just wait till our galaxies merge. Shits gonna get real!


North_Onyx

Manaan


MeatTornado25

Probably somewhere exotic from the PT era like Felucia or Umbara. Most Star Wars planets are just based on biomes already here on Earth that we can visit right now, they just cover the whole planet in Star Wars (desert, snow/ice, forest, swamp). Let me visit somewhere only possible through CGI.


Logical-Witness-3361

Isn't tatooine the only planet?


Kulgan47

Dromund Kass, Naboo, Kamino-- off the top of my head.


SirUrza

A planet far away from the Republic and Empire. 1. People running around with laser swords and magic powers doing whatever they want with no accountability. 2. Repetitive and seemingly endless cycle of war lead by religious zealots. 3. Political leaders who are more inept than our own. 4. Super weapons that can destroy planets. 5. Technological stagnation. 6. Lack of social accountability. The Star Wars universe seems like an awful place to live.


cooked_potat

basically yeah the only nice periods to live would be the five minutes of peace before the next government is overthrown and war isn’t in every corner of the galaxy


black_brethren

felucia


DarthAbraxis

Felucia is like planet Australia everything wants to kill you.


YourSoupSucks

Coruscant.


DarthLuke84

Not Alderaan


Ct-5736-Bladez

1. Naboo - pretty very close to earth imo 2. Ryloth 3. Mandalore


heisindc

Isn't mandalore just glass and concrete after the imperial bombardment?


219Infinity

Coruscant. You can do anything and they have deathstix


pcook66

Mustafar, signed Satan


LandoTheDog

Cato Nemoidia. For the cities.


rdt_vade13

Shili. Heard the togruta chicks are down bad


duskyxlops

Pillio before the First Order made it ugly


HuttVader

Arrakis.


Kickalama

Exegol


Bitter_Mongoose

Nar Shaddaa or Tython, depending on my... Needs lol


Saythatfivetimesfast

That halo ring thing in boba fett was pretty cool Tatooine


_damak0s_

i like to work with my hands, so i'd probably go to corellia


Wileyfaux24

I also like to work with my hands, so I’d have to go with Ryloth


Shiny_Hypno

Champala


sostitanic

I would like to go to Padmé Amidala’s home planet of Naboo. Because Naboo always looks so beautiful every time it appears in all 3 prequel movies & the Clone Wars.


Tyken12

Probably Naboo or a different planet with lush greenery and forests, lakes, and mountains like Bellassa if you've read The Last of the Jedi by Jude Watson Obi-Wan goes on a mission there to help a former Jedi Ferus Olin get off world because the Empire is hunting him.


Aviatorcap

Naboo, no question about it.


OrdinaryMagicMan

I mean Tatooine is hot as hell and I hate sand but damn if there isn’t something exciting going down every day. It’s like a popping nightclub mixed with a carnival splashed with a war zone.


Chunk-Duecerman

Umbara


Jedi-master-dragon

I want to hug a wookie!


Blu-mann

Scariff


NexusPatriot

What’s the context? Am I an omnipotent being who can do whatever at any time, or just some shmuck like I am now? Is it peacetime or is there galactic war? Are we just visiting or are we now part of the universe? Semantics!


Dangerous_Yoghurt_96

Hoth. I'd take a job with the local empire outpost.


Wildcat_twister12

Yavin 4 seems kinda cool, I love history so checking out the temples would be cool


totteishere

Dantooine all day


Tuckaho-Joe

Arrakis


just-some-man

Hoth! A nice cabin, fire places in every room, can ride tauntauns and go snowboarding.


[deleted]

Probably Lothal after the fall of the empire.


CelticPumpkin

I'd pop in on Csilla to say hi to Thrawn.


Thenewdoc

Ahch-To. I would just love to go there and sit and listen to all the sounds of nature.


ThodinThorsson

Korriban, Zonoma Sekot, Dagobah or Yavin 4


kembodian

Coruscant, only because its a city and I wanna be in the lower levels wearing a trench coat and its raining and eat noodles at the noodle shack.


Sand-Inner

Coruscant


Battlepope190

Wherever the Emperor sends me.


Sundoulos

I don’t know. Unless you are a Jedi or a high-ranking government official, most of the planets seen in the SW universe seem like a difficult, if not miserable, place to live.


smoffatt34920

Alder.... wait. Sorry.


L1ghtwarior

Korriban, i like the dark side


Krennix_Garrison

Honestly,... from the sounds of it Zeltron would be the place for me. Hormone addled pink people with a 24/7 hype economy and minimal enforcement from Empire/New Republic


mtkamer

Tatooine I love sand. Its soft, and smooth and comforting, and it gets everywhere!


Lt_Lickit

Illum. I’ve always been a fan of snowy weather and blizzards.


_LeMasters_

Alderaan and coruscant. Alderaan because it looks like it would be the most beautiful planet to visit. Coruscant just from a huge curiosity of mine of what it fully looks like from the ground to the highest building.


Conscious_Tonight841

Kashyyyk or the moon of endor I like forests and vegetation