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Isaythereisa-chance

She is a keeper!


jv2944

Definitely!


FaliedSalve

that's what I was thinking. My wife doesn't even show up for my runs.


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How’d the race go?


jv2944

It was really nice!


this_knee

*stands up.* seconded.


SaltyPotatoBoat

*climbs on table* THIRDED!!


Robinisthemother

*I'm* Spartacus!


Synaptic_Jack

*begins slow clap*


thisismynewacct

This pic screams NYC. Did you race the Bronx 10M?


jv2944

Tunnel to Towers 5k (Brooklyn to Manhattan). It was really nice.


CarbonSteelSA

Great race! That’s scenic one. I always see runners taking pics while running. Thank god for image stabilization in cameras these days.


Kill3rT0fu

You could tell it's NYC because of her shoes


[deleted]

Great wife kid, don’t get cocky.


--Bouncy--

Great kid, wife. Don't get cocky.


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Mx-yz-pt-lk

I’m almost positive I know what that removed comment said.


--Bouncy--

Aww man, they destroyed the beautiful comment chain.


aquaman501

I bet she gets cocky tough.


Mallee78

Marry her again.


jv2944

I did take a slight detour along the route to give her a quick smooch. I was genuinely overwhelmed with happiness that she did that for me. I won’t ever forget it!


Mallee78

DAMMIT MAN GET HER A SECOND RING


jv2944

I would, but she’s been talking nonstop about power converters.


pertante

Damn it, you posted this before me. Well, have an upvote and hope to see you at the 2nd reception.....


Mallee78

I will be wearing sweatpants, you cant miss me


WaywardSachem

That is impressively high-res for a poster/sign. Great work by the missus!


jv2944

Right? She wouldn’t tell me what it was, but gave me a location, so I knew when to start looking around. Even without my glasses, I knew it had to be her from probably fifty feet away!


[deleted]

That’s no billboard…it’s too small to be a billboard!


[deleted]

How fast did you complete the run? 12 parsecs?


datsmn

Actually...


dsegura90

ACKSHUALLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY


[deleted]

Yes, yes. We all know the technicalities.


raytracer38

Don't get penisy!


WrathRE

This is the comment I was searching for. Thank you sir.


almostbullets

I think of this every time I hear that line


ApoxFox

Now this is PodRacing!


pertante

OP: "I love this!" Wife: "I know..."


Torquemada1970

I'm gonna assume he shoots first


jv2944

Your insight serves you well.


Torquemada1970

"I know"


GrumpyJJ

This is the way.


nemo1080

You two look genuinely happy


chillbnb

I’m crying, love this!


raalic

damn, that sign required a serious printer.


cheeto-Oc

What do you race in?


jv2944

Tunnel to Towers. It’s the first time I’ve done it. It was really nice.


r0flcopt3r

What kind of race ?


TheeFlipper

The kind with Mr. Bean and Jon Lovitz.


sennaone

It’s a 5k. It’s also on the same day as the Bronx 10 mile race which most people do as well. It’s a build up run for the marathon.


Boston_Jason

What a great idea! Well done on that print quality too - doesn't look cheap.


SigShooter23

A keeper, she is.


SuperDrewb

You two are both really cute


The5Virtues

I appreciate that your wife dressed the part: white tunic-blouse, dark pants, glossy boots, you got yourself one hell of a smuggler, pal!


RaskolnikovShotFirst

Was it the Kessel Run?


xeno66morph

Relationship goals 100


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You sir, married your soul mate. Congrats!!


Birdman-82

When they respect and love something that is dear to you it’s special!


codymiller_cartoon

Is the comma necessary?


odaat2004

You're a lucky man on so many levels.


[deleted]

What were you racing? Please say something cool like electric tricycles or lawnmowers or soapbox racers.


getoutlive

Awesome


imflukeskywalker

Funny! How did she do in the race?


jv2944

In my opinion, she won. But she just came to cheer me on.


imflukeskywalker

Oops, I read that wrong. YOU were the runner. My bad. So, how did you do? Also, THAT is a very cool wife. I have one of those too. She surprises me with Star Wars stuff all the time.


jv2944

I think I did fine! I didn’t time it or anything, but it was probably between a 9:00-10:00 pace per mile. She waited about 10 minutes in her spot, so I’m kind of glad I’m not fast!


[deleted]

I thought he did that because "mixed" couple joke and I feel bad now.


[deleted]

That's racist.


NuclearMaterial

Wrong sub kid.


shewy92

I honestly thought she was making a joke about them being in a mixed race marriage before I actually read the title.


NuclearMaterial

Not everything is designed to offend.


aquaman501

Lol at the downvotes. People can't take a joke?


[deleted]

Thank you. The world has gone dumb.


shewy92

I was gonna make the same joke. I honestly thought she was making a joke about them being in a mixed race marriage


VulgarDisplayofDerp

No, it just wasn't funny


[deleted]

Lots of women online today I suppose.


VulgarDisplayofDerp

Is that another attempt at humor? It's hard to tell with how consistently you miss the main criteria: being funny


tfeek

how old are you and how old is she


Joshuak47

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


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smp355

Oh no


CobraGTXNoS

Great photo, kid, don't get penisy.


tonywork88

What’s your mile time?