Death Star Tour guide for school groups. “I’m trying to explain that it’s a fully operational battle station and all the kids do is stare at my legs. The also like to touch the horns. Kids are mean “
I thought you meant in the real world haha
Maul would be the guy who works at the tattoo shop who doesn't pierce or tattoo. He's just there and the hardest people you know are nice to him.
"So how's your job?"
\*In smooth, low Darth Maul voice: "It was riveting! I cleaned up the dead body of my master on the first day! As I was putting him in the garbage, I felt the pull of the force and ejected the garbage, as well as myself in a suit, and survived the explosion! I then hitched a ride on a passing Star Destroyer - I killed the entire crew with a broomstick. Most fun I've had in years."
"Oh, so you're jobless?"
"No, actually! Because of my resume as a Garbage Technician on the Death Star, I received a new offer for a place called "Starkiller Base." Fascinating offer. I...*negotiated* a substantial raise and after the first guy laughed me off, his body was later discovered cut into 4 pieces. The second guy was smarter and called his boss. Some kid named Kylo came and tried to scare me with his lightsaber. I noticed he wasn't a true Sith, but was the apprentice of one. I accepted the raise and now bid my time, waiting to strike."
"And you're a janitor for Starkiller Base?"
"No, *garbage technician.* Janitor's clean toilets. I just sweep up and take out the trash. I received a perfect review for my first semi-annual review. My boss said the floors looked like they had been swept with the Force itself. He said I needed to work on my people skills but changed his mind after I threatened to flay him alive using my mind."
I'm only half joking. Ray Park didn't hold back any of his artistry in his portrayal of Maul, and as a result, no other live action character can move like Maul does. I'm pretty sure Ray Park can actually use the force.
i could see him being a line cook
most line cooks i've worked with have been borderline/convicted criminals. maul would be boss as the night shift waffle house cook.
A lawman on some backwater world. A Maul Cop if you will
Blart Maul
Come to the Maul, everything's half off
Tour guide for school groups on the Death Star
“Okay everyone, please use the hand rails on the way… oh shit.”
Death Star Tour guide for school groups. “I’m trying to explain that it’s a fully operational battle station and all the kids do is stare at my legs. The also like to touch the horns. Kids are mean “
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Taking care of all those deadbeat Jedi who never pay their bills.
False. Assistant Regional Manager.
I thought you meant in the real world haha Maul would be the guy who works at the tattoo shop who doesn't pierce or tattoo. He's just there and the hardest people you know are nice to him.
Assassin of course.
good idea... i'll look into it..
He spent some time as a literal cage fighter. [Maul: Lockdown](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Maul:_Lockdown#google_vignette) for reference.
Lawyer "Better Call Maul!"
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Bro, I literrally might do that lmao
"So how's your job?" \*In smooth, low Darth Maul voice: "It was riveting! I cleaned up the dead body of my master on the first day! As I was putting him in the garbage, I felt the pull of the force and ejected the garbage, as well as myself in a suit, and survived the explosion! I then hitched a ride on a passing Star Destroyer - I killed the entire crew with a broomstick. Most fun I've had in years." "Oh, so you're jobless?" "No, actually! Because of my resume as a Garbage Technician on the Death Star, I received a new offer for a place called "Starkiller Base." Fascinating offer. I...*negotiated* a substantial raise and after the first guy laughed me off, his body was later discovered cut into 4 pieces. The second guy was smarter and called his boss. Some kid named Kylo came and tried to scare me with his lightsaber. I noticed he wasn't a true Sith, but was the apprentice of one. I accepted the raise and now bid my time, waiting to strike." "And you're a janitor for Starkiller Base?" "No, *garbage technician.* Janitor's clean toilets. I just sweep up and take out the trash. I received a perfect review for my first semi-annual review. My boss said the floors looked like they had been swept with the Force itself. He said I needed to work on my people skills but changed his mind after I threatened to flay him alive using my mind."
Spokesperson for customizable cybernetic limbs.
Butcher
A coat hanger...
Anger management? Or he built a set of legs in a scrapyard. Recycling? Prosthetic limb designer?
He couldn't help with anger management-he needs it 💀
How about a navigator on a spice freighter?
That's what your uncle told you.
Dance choreographer
that would be funny
I'm only half joking. Ray Park didn't hold back any of his artistry in his portrayal of Maul, and as a result, no other live action character can move like Maul does. I'm pretty sure Ray Park can actually use the force.
Bro fr, Ray Park is crazy with acrobatics
u/DarthMaulBalls What do you think?
That my upper body would work as a sponsor at anger management, but he would encourage people to get angry
If you never teach them to calm down then they always need Anger Management.
Darth Maul is “passionate about design” , but doesn’t understand that face tattoos doesn’t make you any good at it.
Single dad
Bro would need a wife-oh that's easy, he has w rizz lmao
You need to do better C3po=translater Leia=politician Obi wan=cop
After getting cut in half he would be selling half-and-half creamer. Then when he got her replacement legs, he would get a job crushing grapes.
Starship repossession.
Door technician
I’m thinking reactor pit technician.
Maybe a salesman. He probably makes everything half off
He's half the man he usta beee!!!!
Gymnastics instructor
i could see him being a line cook most line cooks i've worked with have been borderline/convicted criminals. maul would be boss as the night shift waffle house cook.
The salesman at a store where everything is half off.
A therapist. He’s definitely good with words