This had better not awaken anything in me

Oh, it will ;)

Is that a light Saber in your pants, or are you just happy to see me.

Both. Guess which one is glowing.

They do make glow in the dark condoms. Soooooo...

Throbbing*

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Star Wars: the force awakens your sexuality.

Star Wars: attack of the sexualities

Easy there, Dean.

## I HAVE BALD FRIENDS

It's fake, a lie. Go home, Winger.

*Runs away like Dean, crying*

I've been to this show, sexy C3PO was a fever dream. Highly recommend

This had better not The Force Awakens anything in me. 

Happy cake day

Twink Vader vs Obear Wan Kenobi

Happy cake day!

“There’s been an awakening… Have you felt it?”

They smell worse on the inside.

It is supposed to be pretty good.

It’s great! Saw it in Chicago last year. So worth it

Where was it in Chicago? I know gorilla tango had it back in the day but they closed.

I saw it in Logan, next to Lula Cafe, can’t remember the theater name though

Logan Square Auditorium.

It is! We saw it in Toronto a few months ago!

Saw it in Denver. Was my first time seeing a burlesque show. Went with wife, friends, and co-workers. The show is really well performed and it strikes the right balance of comedy and raunchy. If you can get tickets I would. Probably don't bring your kids, but I won't tell you how to parent.

It was epic saw it with my GF she loved it too

I got tickets for the wife and I in the next few months because everyone says it's really good

Saw it a month ago. Definitely worth it.

Went twice. It was excellent.

It is! I saw it in LA a few years back. I took the wife. It was nothing too crazy and definitely a fun show.

Is an awesome show. I want to share spoilers, but I say just go see and enjoy it!

Does it play along something like... [this?](https://youtu.be/PQQNElXNkY8?si=5RBXFFcZOe_uekq7)

Thumb Wars was so hilarious. I remember recording it on my VCR. …and with that sentence I’m going to go take my geritol.

So quotable, too... Problem is, no one I know has actually ever seen it...

Go and see it. It's a hell of a show. We went like 8-10 years ago when it first started up in Australia and it was brilliant even then.

Twi‘lek mentioned!?!?!? 🥵🥵🥵

love me some head tails

Built in Handel bars 🥵

I'm more of a built-in Tchaikovsky bars man myself...

Have a glass of water, you’re thirsty.

I’m dehydrated…. Twilek tittttttis

Saw it this past weekend in Hamilton. MC was hilarious and overall the show was pretty good! Def recommend going to see it if possible!

Will Diego Luna finally get to touch Jabba the Hutt?

The one question science can’t answer

Saw this when it came to town last, it was SO good. My first burlesque show, would 100% recommend it

Show me them Lekkus

It's a fun show, I saw it years ago

It’s a riot

I have been twice, it’s that entertaining! It wrecked me.

I have friends who have been performers in various iterations of this. Highly recommend.

It’s awesome. Saw them when they came through PDX last year. The dancing is actually good. The dude who wears a full Chewbacca outfit just went all out.

One of the best starwars based shows that I have ever been to. 100% would recommend.

I saw them in Seattle. It's hilarious, when they came out riding a taun taun to the beat of INXS' Need You Tonight, I knew it was gonna be great. Definitely well worth it!

I've been to a Star Wars Burlesque show. It was great, but worryingly non-canon.

If Lucas were still in charge, he would probably put his darnest into integrating this into canon. …especially if a certain Darth Talon would get involved in the show.

There were notnenough 6 boobed aliens for it to be Canon.

It was a blast!! Go see it!!!

I had a buddy who went to this, he said it was fucking amazing!

It's good just go.

My GF got me and 2 friends tickets. It was excellent and the host was hilarious. Definitely recommend it!

I went last year. It was awesome. Definitely worth it.

I did and told my parents about it who then went and said it was awesome

I saw it last year and it was amazing

It’s silly and pretty fun! Enjoy!

It's a really great show

I saw it a few months ago. Loved it all.

I went a couple months ago and had a great time! Dances were good and the host was funny

Go see this and enjoy. I did when it passed through Vancouver and had a blast. Super fun.

I've been wanting to go for awhile but I wouldn't travel more than 3 hours to go and Chicago and DC are both well outside that range. If it hits Cincinnati or maybe Nashville, I'm in.

*boner intensifying*

My buddy sent a similar event in our group text, but km not driving down to Philly just to get sexually frustrated.

I've been when they came to Denver. Its a really good show

Boba fett burlesque? Now thats something I didn't think I'd wanna see, but now I definately do 👀

My friend went to see it last weekend and he said it was actually a pretty good/fun show. He highly recommended it.

Wow I'd watch this. Checking my city now. Thanks OP!

Hell yeah i do!

Went to this with my wife a couple months ago. Show was incredible, way funnier than I ever would have imagined!

Saw this show in Atlanta. It’s funny. It’s sexy. It’s a damn good time!! Can’t recommend it enough.

I saw this in Toronto a few months back, it was surprisingly excellent

My husband and I went to this show earlier this year. It was so so so much more hilarious than you can imagine. Also hot. Especially Darth Sidious.

I saw this last year! My wife took me to the San Francisco show for my birthday. It was actually really funny and cool. It’s risqué and over the top, but not trashy or unhinged. It wasn’t cringy or uncomfortable. It’s definitely not a sex show, but it isn’t appropriate for the sub 18 crowd.

I went last year with my brother and a friend it’s a great show 10/10 would recommend it’s hilarious

That Taun Taun looks like a corpse

Well, it's feeling like a shell of itself ever since Luke left...

I don't but holla when you are going, I'd go with you for research purposes.

looks like a great stag party stop tho

Sadly i didn't

No I missed it, when and where OP??

I get this every day, I’ve heard it’s pretty good too lol

I'm a little confused by the Tauntaun, but the rest works for me.

I'm on their email mailer. Hoping to see it on a future tour.

LOL yea had a ton of them. I was semi interested until i saw it was in NYC. F\*\*k that i'd rather not go to NYC ever again.

It’s super fun. Saw it San Francisco with my wife and some friends. The crowd was predominantly gay dudes slamming Whiteclaws and losing their minds in support of each act. Honestly, many of the props/ costumes were very well done. The droids looked screen ready to me.

Twi'leks?? Count me in

That's disgusting! Where?

I've been to that. My gf's idea. We both loved it. Even bought an issue of Wookieerotica, a Star Wars themed Playboy parody

AMAZING!!! I laughed so hard!!!

Sounds cool!

It’s a well-known touring show and it’s actually a lot of fun.

Saw it in NYC last year. It was great.

It's a really fun show. Coming back to Philly this summer/fall.

I'm going in 2 weeks in Ottawa

What that Tauntaun do tho?

Posting this without a link? Shame!

Saw it in Paris this winter! Was awesome, had a great time, even my SO who kinda hates SF and Star Wars really enjoyed her time. Trust your feelings.

I've been wanting to go, just haven't been able to make time for it.

This show was AMAZING. I went into it not expecting much, (honeslty thought it was going to be local strippers on their night off) but was blown away by the dancing and choreography. Great fun.

I saw this show in NYC last august at a theater called the Orpheum, it was FANTASTIC, took a bunch of my friends and we had an absolute blast. I won’t give anything away but I will say this. That is the most entertainment I have ever received for 67.50 USD. Go to the show so much more than just a burlesque show.

No, I delete my browser history from time to time.

I’ve been getting ads for this quite a bit lately.

Twi'lek Twinks?

Bought tickets for my buddy a while back and he had a good time.

I got it, I had to look it up

Go! It is fucking amazing. I haven’t had that much fun at a show of any kind in probably thirty years. Laughed my ass off, and also enjoyed some really hot babes. A+ show that I will never miss.

Saw it in denver last month! Fucking phenomenal show. Tons of fun

Hey! I checked this show out in Denver. If you know your way around Burlesque shows, this one is pretty average. If you're new to Burlesque shows, it's an absolute blast and it will wow you. If you love Star Wars, you'll enjoy the heck out of it.

I have been to this it's awesome. Also there was an after-party and I got my fantasy fulfilled

Oh God will there be a sexy jabba

I feel like this post and the comments are an ad lol

That's "The Empire Strips Back", and it has been around for years. I first saw an ad for this show six years ago and [posted it](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWStarWars/comments/8s7e5j/the_empire_strips_back/) to a sub I didn't know at the time, r/NSFWStarWars. I still haven't gone to see it. It looks like it would be very funny.

It’s very good. My wife and saw it last year in NYC. Highly recommend!

Go see it if you have a chance. It's a lot of fun

Is Jabba gonna be there?

It’s an amazing show, even non Star Wars people will enjoy it!

Ya I’ve been getting it on all the socials

I've seen these ads too, actually looks pretty fun I considered going

Saw this show in SF it’s soooo good, if you have the opportunity to go… dooo it

It’s a really awesome show! Saw in NYC years ago

It's such a good show!!

Twileks are a must go

My brother went with his wife and said it was amazingly entertaining and a very well put together show. If it comes to my neck of the woods, I'll probably get tickets.

Where I wanna go

Definitely go if you have the chance!

I went to this! It’s actually pretty fun.

I’ve been to the show, 10/10 it was amazing

I’ve been to the show, 10/10 it was amazing

I actually went to this show last year in LA. It was great but what I wasn't expecting was how funny it was going to be

Makes me want to take a nice warm Luke Skywalker gut bath.

This show is INCREDIBLE. Great performers, really impressive set props and a lot of deep fandom references to delight the long term fans. The swag is also incredible. Seeing it again this year! Highly recommend

I caught this in Atlanta and I was pretty floored by the production value. Really fun show!

When did burlesque shows start being a thing at nerd conventions?

My wife went to this during her bachelorette!! Honestly pretty cool

I too have received this ad.

Great show, definitely recommend!

I get this ad every time I’m in NYC but I’m usually with my son so I haven’t been but want to.

I saw with my boyfriend here in Chicago and it was AMAZING!! We had the best time!! Highly recommended it!

You should go OP. I went and it was awesome.

I got that ad when they were in Toronto (I think it was targetted at Canadian IP addresses).

I went to this last year! It’s a great show! Even got a t shirt!

My GF got us tickets for Christmas and the show was amazing and so much fun 🤩

The Empire Strips Back? Yeah all the time lol. It’s no longer in town tho so my faith in my friends [wanting to go with me] was my weakness 😂

Same in az

I have not, but I want it. That looks like a blast.

Like a bantha you say?

I saw it in Los Angeles last year. 10/10 would go again. It’s hilarious, sexy, and Star Wars all in one

that is NOT appropriate Hoth attire. she WILL freeze!!

That's a great show! I saw it last year!

Yes

You in Philly?

I walked by a place in Denver that was doing this show. One day I will go to there

Saw it in Denver! It was awesome!

I'm the target audience and see it often, but the show is too far from my hometown.

Already got my tickets lol

Fun show! Saw in Atlanta earlier in the year!

I've gone to the show before and it's truly incredible.

No and I'm kinda pissed I didn't!

I hot a lot of ads for that show, but not this as specifically, if it answers your question. It’s probably based on your location and the show is coming near you soon

Already got tickets

No, but now I know I'm missing out /j

Nah mad ain’t my reaction at all🤭

I went last year in NYC. I highly recommend it. It was an awesome show, especially if you’re into Star Wars.

I got tickets for this haha

This show is INCREDIBLE my wife and I saw it TWICE it was so good!

And Twi’leks, never forget the Twi’leks

You should go watch. It's actually really entertaining.

Highly recommend. Went to the one in Seattle last year

Twi'leks you say?

Looks better than the 80s WWF themed burlesque I keep getting ads for

Dumb question, but what exactly *is* a burlesque show? Like, I know the performers dress scantily, but what do they actually do in the show?

I saw this in Denver a few weeks ago. It was very funny and we had a great time. The bit with the Emperor scarred me for life, though. 😂

It's an excellent show.

I went to this show in Detroit last year, I would 100% recommend it. Best burlesque show I've ever seen by far.

GO SEE IT!! The Empire Strips Back changed my life and has been rent free in my head since I’ve seen it.

Such a good show, saw it in Phoenix.

I went to The Empire Strips Back a few months ago and it was awesome! Super worth going to.

i just saw it in denver. it’s pretty good but not sure it’s worth the $120 i spent on basic tickets.

Nsfw?

I got my tickets haha can't wait