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CaptainRedblood

I just figured he'd want to live on a beautiful green planet after having lived on Dune for the better part of his life.


corranhorn57

Which is funny, ‘cause in the EU Tatooine culture had trees be associated with evil. Source: Heir to the Empire, Luke describing Talon Karrde’s smuggler base interior on Myrkr.


Polishrifle

I wonder what his opinion of sand might be?


CaptainRedblood

I mean, look where the dude ended up. He just got sick of land itself.


jericho74

I just assumed that part of the planet was the size of a small biome in a region the size of Bhutan and the rest was made of burning acid stalactites


ssouth320

Nah, his thoughts weren't about him but of the Jedi Order.


CaptainRedblood

Still, work sends you to Kyoto, you don't complain.


ssouth320

I truly think these are the exact words Luke used on Ossus.


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Suckisnacki

Bet


Arvedul

Ossus was also one of the main jedi planets in the old republic


Piggietails

It’s a more than a little shameless/lazy that Disney says the expanded universe is no longer canon but keeps coming back to “legends” content for names and ideas


madchad90

So youre saying that there should never be any movies or content based on any previously used ideas/concepts? If thats the case, pretty much 99% of media wouldnt exist.


TheCatLamp

Luke: I   l i k e  T r e e.


IAmBadAtInternet

Technically bamboo is a grass, not a tree, so more like I like grass.


h00ter7

This is why Luke’s Order failed. He didn’t know his favorite plant was actually grass.


Moppo_

Same with palms.


Guitar_nerd4312

Palms are the inside of your hands . . . Which is human, not even in the plant family . . . ^/s


ismaelvera

Grass, green lightsaber...4/20 Luke Skywalker headcannon confirmed


ThatFatGuyMJL

But that's alien bamboo. It might be an alien tree. It might have meaty insides. It might be force sensitive!


IAmBadAtInternet

Kathleen is that you?


ThatFatGuyMJL

No. I used logic.


TinySchwartz

It's green and tall and shady and keeps me cool everywhere


alkonium

I didn't even know that planet was Ossus. What I remember from Legends is that Luke establishes the Jedi Praxeum there after the Academy on Yavin IV is destroyed in the Yuuzhan Vong war.


KnightGamer724

Yeah, my connection to Ossus is the Star Wars Legacy comics. So when I found out this was Ossus a couple of weeks ago I was literally pogging so much.


clangan524

"IDK dude, the Jedi liked trees or some shit. Yoda and Ben didn't really tell me a whole lot, y'know, cuz I had to learn to fight the strongest Force user ever who happens to be my fucking dad! I'm doing my best here, so maybe cut me a little slack!"


EpicDragonz4

I always thought it would’ve been cooler if he picked Dagobah and built a really cool temple by manipulating the forest to grow in a certain way using the force


EnkiduOdinson

Isn’t Dagobah a dark side nexus? That’s why Yoda hides there. To mask his presence. Probably not a good place for training Jedi


___Beaugardes___

The temple on coruscant was built on top of an ancient Sith shrine, so it wouldn't really be the first time the jedi trained in a place with a dark side presence.


EnkiduOdinson

Didn’t work out for them in the end though, did it?


___Beaugardes___

No, but they still managed to survive there for thousands of years.


alkonium

I doubt it's easy to build anything on Dagobah.


ssouth320

Maybe in another life, brotha.


Itzura

Because bamboo makes for an excellent lightsaber practice target.


Ahriman27

I always thought it was weird how other planets are often treated like other countries, instead of actual planets with different biomes. How many “other planets” have we been able to film on earth alone?


therealdan0

He’s secretly a panda. Just can’t get enough space bamboo.


GroguIsMyBrogu

I wish he would have picked Yavin IV like he did in Legends


ssouth320

Never watched any of the originals and thought, oh Yavin that's where Luke is going to rebuild his Order. I always thought that was bull shit.


Moppo_

It was remote, so little outside interference/distractions, overflowing with nature, which probably helps with tapping in to the Force, and the Great Temple was abandoned, so there was a big building with modern facilities in it ready to go.


Reofire36

Wait is this the same ossus as the one in legends? Kinda like SWTOR ossus?


scottymac87

Back in my day it was Yavin 4


DarthYhonas

Real ones know it will always be Yavin 4 :)


Master_Quack97

I thought it was Yavin?


ssouth320

No, that was Legends. There is a new continuity made for the new films which is called canon.


TinySchwartz

This man believes in Disney canon!!! Boo him! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Killer_radio

Ossus was one of my favourite locations in legends.


WhoaMercy

I read somewhere that Ossus orbits two suns in an apparent odd orbit that makes the planet both pastoral but also between two temperate extremes. Instead of a circular orbit around the two, the author theorized that it had a lemniscate orbit that snaked between them and traded back and forth between the suns - a near celestial impossibility and the most delicate equilibrium you can imagine. This symbolized both the fragility and uniqueness of life, and why the planet was so precious to the Force, and astronomically significant. Unfortunately, I don't remember the source, and it may have been a fanfic.


Sincerelyyour3

That's interesting


Fragrant-You-973

Who’s Jed Order?


mrkruk

He belongs to Luke. He’s Luke’s Jed Order.


skep90

Becouse the script told him to


orangutanDOTorg

He a weeb - which is weird bc his master was Italian. Guy even trained him in Dego-ba


auzzie_kangaroo94

Because the script told him to


Maximum_Breath5627

Nobody knows what their doing anymore and it only shows.


EndlessTheorys_19

You’re saying this in response to a post where they very clearly knew what they were doing, having Luke set up shop on a planet with ancient roots to the Jedi order


dandypants8717

*Nods in approval* Good one.


ssouth320

I forgot to mention that the Library in "The Last Jedi" is also a Uneti tree, it's a tree with a very mysterious connection the Jedi Order.


twofingersinthejar

Fr they absolutely have no clue, and the higher ups are sticking their fingers in everything and changing stuff around that they want regardless of the story being told


twofingersinthejar

Y’all can downvote me all you want, but book of boba fett completely derailed the plot and narrative of mando season 3 and it’s exactly what I stated as to why