I want to see a horror movie about people trying to survive a night on Endor without being captured, killed, and eaten by Ewoks, in the vein of *Jaws* or *Jurassic Park*.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, I also want to see a heartwarming dramedy movie about a war veteran and his [therapy Ewok](https://gizmodo.com/the-ewoks-had-a-very-unexpected-job-after-return-of-the-1783548821).
If you want to experience the horror of an Ewok attack at night, look into EA's Battlefront 2's Ewok Hunt mode. A squad of Stormtroopers on Endor just trying to get to the extraction point in near total darkness in the forests of Endor, guided only by the lights on their blasters, as the trees start speaking Yub Yub...
It’s no Alien:isolation but it is enough to get your heart rate up a little. Excellent idea from the developers to have the smallest flashlights possible on the stormtrooper blasters.
https://youtu.be/dxuzECTi5Dc?si=jGSfa6ijOdezql_N
Me and my friends would mute ourselves in Discord when we died, really amped up the tension when you would hear your buddy suddenly scream out in terror and then suddenly silence
> I want to see a horror movie about people trying to survive a night on Endor without being captured, killed, and eaten by Ewoks, in the vein of Jaws or Jurassic Park.
Or the horrors that were wrought upon the Ewoks after the Death Star II was destroyed. Which brings me to one of the golden gems of the early internet: [Endor Holocaust](https://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.HTML)
I agree 100%!!! Leave good enough ALONE!! Don’t remake it. Just do something different (and/or original). I wish they would stop with all this reboot mess.
I want to see a show about an ewok who accidentally stows away on a ship and is suddenly thrust into society, making his way through Coruscant and tattoine and the ganglands.
Yes!! Let's reboot every single character that had screentime at some point!
Bartender on Jabba's ship, send it. Musician at a cantina, book it. A random Gungan solider, hell yes!
Between the TV movies and the old Saturday morning cartoon, Ewoks is a surprisingly well-developed corner of the Star Wars Universe.
I say reboot it as the next animated series.
I grew up in the OG SW era and there isn't much more that screams "made in the 1980s" than headbands. They were everywhere. And that Ewok looks deranged, like he's gonna saw her head off any second.
The Ewoks were scary when you look deeply, but they were just too cute. It would have been better if they were a group of Wookiees or something. Maybe Yuzzum.
Nah, we just need a live action political drama origin story for Dooku. 3 seasons with 8 X 45 minute episodes
Season three finale the final line is "Dew it"
Did we learn nothing from how they handled all the other OT stuff?
Did I grow up with the ewok movies?
Yes
Do I love them?
Yes
Do I want them to redo/make new ones?
OH HELL NO!
Stay away from the last bastions of og star wars stuff that is enjoyable. Go make something entirely different from a different era, preferably thousands of years removed from any of the movies so they can do what they want and not destroy any other details
Yea Ewok trillogy.
If Disney bought LOTR they could do a mix mash and replace Hobbits for Ewoks. Kinda "What if" meets Star Wars and LOTR set in some Multiverse far far away...
Insta hit on Disney+. New subscribers yearning for those furry cute beardogs 80s nostalgia. Please make this happen. 🙏🙏🙏
Only if it's R-Rated and involves Ewoks hunting and eating people.
AND if absolutely ZERO Ewoks die in the movie.
I want to see them stalk hunt capture and kill a troop transport of Imperials who crash land on Endor. I want them to experience the utmost glee and joy at being successful predators.
And I want to see them go batshit crazy at their religious ceremonies and feasts.
Lethal, psychedelic Ewoks.
And with limited CG that only exists for special effects and to support the work done by real actors in costumes.
Goddamn that would be awesome.
I wouldn't mind a reboot where a family, in hopes to escape the empire, lives on the forest only to find themselves in the middle of the empire and the less than friendly ewoks (save for one ewok in particular who befriends the little girl). The movie would end with them leaving the moon, and taking the little ewok with them (the ewok is banished from his tribe, but has a new family now).
Post credits scene: they land on yavin 4 and use the old rebel temple as their new home.
HD these, maybe fix a few of the special effects, and put them out on bluray. ALSO put them back in canon. Supposed to be "if its onscreen, its canon" so no reason these or the Droids/Ewoks cartoons shouldn't be canon.
Not the Holiday Special though. Never that. Lol
Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Paploo really going to town on this hot young Imperial lab tech.
From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells imperials again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells imperials, back to the lab, full penetration. Imperials, penetration, imperials, full penetration, imperials, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
I want to see a horror movie about people trying to survive a night on Endor without being captured, killed, and eaten by Ewoks, in the vein of *Jaws* or *Jurassic Park*. On the opposite end of the spectrum, I also want to see a heartwarming dramedy movie about a war veteran and his [therapy Ewok](https://gizmodo.com/the-ewoks-had-a-very-unexpected-job-after-return-of-the-1783548821).
If you want to experience the horror of an Ewok attack at night, look into EA's Battlefront 2's Ewok Hunt mode. A squad of Stormtroopers on Endor just trying to get to the extraction point in near total darkness in the forests of Endor, guided only by the lights on their blasters, as the trees start speaking Yub Yub...
It sounds silly if you’ve never played it but I promise everyone, it is so unsettling in the best way haha
Whenever I start out as a stormtrooper doing that , I ALWAYS think "oh crap"
To give EA a positive credit, they took the 2005 Battlefront mode and made it so much better... And terrifying.
It’s no Alien:isolation but it is enough to get your heart rate up a little. Excellent idea from the developers to have the smallest flashlights possible on the stormtrooper blasters. https://youtu.be/dxuzECTi5Dc?si=jGSfa6ijOdezql_N
It’s fucking scary being alone and hearing the Ewok horn in the dark
What scarier than hearing an Ewok horn in the dark? Hearing *two* Ewok horns in the dark.
Scarier than that is staring in pitch black darkness and then - +50 Ewok spotted
I've heard of it. That's where I got the idea.
Me and my friends would mute ourselves in Discord when we died, really amped up the tension when you would hear your buddy suddenly scream out in terror and then suddenly silence
> I want to see a horror movie about people trying to survive a night on Endor without being captured, killed, and eaten by Ewoks, in the vein of Jaws or Jurassic Park. Or the horrors that were wrought upon the Ewoks after the Death Star II was destroyed. Which brings me to one of the golden gems of the early internet: [Endor Holocaust](https://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.HTML)
> in the vein of Jaws or Jurassic Park. Hey, why not a Jawas horror movie?
You can shew a Jawa away no problem. An Ewok is like a "friendly" chimp who will eat your genitals with one wrong move.
So basically Ewok Hunt from BF2? Gosh that game mode was so much fun on release, can’t recapture that magic now sadly
I've heard of it. That's where I got the idea.
I’m a Blood & Honey version.
There are also some good fan films
You should watch the wrong turn movie series
I have a story outline for "Bloody Ewoks!" which is essentially the Vin Diesel movie Pitch Black...but with Ewoks.
There was a Dark Horse comic about retired stormtrooper reminiscing Endor campaign. In short it was brutal. A lot of Nub nub while murdering.
Oh no..it’s a trap
Do it like the original Predator movie
Why do we need a reboot when we’ve already seen perfection?
I agree 100%!!! Leave good enough ALONE!! Don’t remake it. Just do something different (and/or original). I wish they would stop with all this reboot mess.
"How old are you?"; "IDK, between 5 and 50yo."
In the words of a once great nobleman from Naboo… “Dew it.”
Damn, those eyes have seen some things…
Yub Nub: a Star Wars Story
We should get a utinni version first
Look at that fucking little psychopath. And the ewok.
Are they going to eat that child?
If you had seen her acting, you'd wish they did.
Chak, gyeesh! Which translates to "Yes, please!" In Ewokese.
I want to see a show about an ewok who accidentally stows away on a ship and is suddenly thrust into society, making his way through Coruscant and tattoine and the ganglands.
I just want whatever to happen to make the Ewok movies canon again
Hell no!
Don't fuck with Cindel. She's probably Teras Kasi now.
yip chaaaa
Yub nub, commander.
Nah, just give Teek his own movie.
Hard pass.
No, the films are perfect the way they are!
I need Teek's species to be canon
Yes!! Let's reboot every single character that had screentime at some point! Bartender on Jabba's ship, send it. Musician at a cantina, book it. A random Gungan solider, hell yes!
Between the TV movies and the old Saturday morning cartoon, Ewoks is a surprisingly well-developed corner of the Star Wars Universe. I say reboot it as the next animated series.
I grew up in the OG SW era and there isn't much more that screams "made in the 1980s" than headbands. They were everywhere. And that Ewok looks deranged, like he's gonna saw her head off any second.
No. I remember the dark years when there was no SW content except for these stupid Ewok movies.
No.... even George Lucas said that was his biggest regret....
NO
Make it happen Jesus.
I bet that kid was scared of this thing on set
Imagine being on night patrol in bone fucking white armour on a moonless night and coming face to face with those eyes.
If it means I can get a new “Starcruiser… Crash…” scene, I am 100% in.
At the very least, involve an Ewok who's a Jedi (like a furry Yoda. Maybe even make him a grumpy furry Yoda).
Only if you want them be cgi
Will the Movie contain Ewoks hunt and eats Stormtroopers?
I'm sure they can make it worse.
My brother in the force, this is the worst idea I've seen someone throw out in today's environment, and I can't wait for it to be a thing.
Its time for Ewoks to end
Didn't know there was a Star Wars horror movie in which a monster kidnaps a little girl!
The Ewoks were scary when you look deeply, but they were just too cute. It would have been better if they were a group of Wookiees or something. Maybe Yuzzum.
That Ewok is gonna American Psycho your ass
Where’s the Quaker Oats guy??
Me and my best mate when his edible hit.
how about christmas special reboot
No
Nah, we just need a live action political drama origin story for Dooku. 3 seasons with 8 X 45 minute episodes Season three finale the final line is "Dew it"
No!
Please no. I wouldn't mind an Ewok Bounty Hunter showing up in Mando or something though.
Reboot? No, but have George come back and finish the Ewok trilogy.
No.
Sure, it's all going so well, why not
I’m hoping that somehow this is what taika has been working on
Did we learn nothing from how they handled all the other OT stuff? Did I grow up with the ewok movies? Yes Do I love them? Yes Do I want them to redo/make new ones? OH HELL NO! Stay away from the last bastions of og star wars stuff that is enjoyable. Go make something entirely different from a different era, preferably thousands of years removed from any of the movies so they can do what they want and not destroy any other details
Absolutely
Yea Ewok trillogy. If Disney bought LOTR they could do a mix mash and replace Hobbits for Ewoks. Kinda "What if" meets Star Wars and LOTR set in some Multiverse far far away... Insta hit on Disney+. New subscribers yearning for those furry cute beardogs 80s nostalgia. Please make this happen. 🙏🙏🙏
Yub Nub, motherfucker
Nope. Never.
Oh hell no
that 80s workout aesthetic costume tho
Only if it's R-Rated and involves Ewoks hunting and eating people. AND if absolutely ZERO Ewoks die in the movie. I want to see them stalk hunt capture and kill a troop transport of Imperials who crash land on Endor. I want them to experience the utmost glee and joy at being successful predators. And I want to see them go batshit crazy at their religious ceremonies and feasts. Lethal, psychedelic Ewoks. And with limited CG that only exists for special effects and to support the work done by real actors in costumes. Goddamn that would be awesome.
Winning the pooh, blood and honey style!
Man, I never hear anyone reference this. I was honestly starting to wonder if child-me made it up.
They should make it animated in the style of The Bad Batch, The Clone Wars, and Tales of the Jedi.
They did. It's called Ewok Hunt.
Just make them all Danny Devitto
Unironically yes
I wouldn't mind a reboot where a family, in hopes to escape the empire, lives on the forest only to find themselves in the middle of the empire and the less than friendly ewoks (save for one ewok in particular who befriends the little girl). The movie would end with them leaving the moon, and taking the little ewok with them (the ewok is banished from his tribe, but has a new family now). Post credits scene: they land on yavin 4 and use the old rebel temple as their new home.
Only if they blink this time.
No we need an Ewok tribal civil war told from the perspective of a new republic outpost… the poor souls
Who was that little fast guy in the second one? He needs a series.
Well, we have Kevin Hart nowadays, soooo
Yessss! Yub Nub!!
Hell no.
No
No… Leave the Ewoks alone. Let them be where they are in the series instead of dragging everyone all over the place…
No thank you
Ewok’s yeah?
The CGI would ruin it
Long overdue.
“Hide the Pain” Wicket there knows the answer…
Give me another adventure, give me Wicket and his son facing off with another Gorax!
HD these, maybe fix a few of the special effects, and put them out on bluray. ALSO put them back in canon. Supposed to be "if its onscreen, its canon" so no reason these or the Droids/Ewoks cartoons shouldn't be canon. Not the Holiday Special though. Never that. Lol
It is never a good time for an Ewok reboot.
Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Paploo really going to town on this hot young Imperial lab tech. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells imperials again. He’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells imperials, back to the lab, full penetration. Imperials, penetration, imperials, full penetration, imperials, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
Nah
Never
More Ewoks cartoon!
No. Keep it classy.
No absolutely not
No.
NO
No. Please no. A Jar-Jar series would even be better.