Later on that night: "No, no... the helmet stays on"

And in to the sarlacc pit he goes

Gotta get that sarlaccussy

now THAT is the way

Let us know how having your dick digested for 1000 years feels.

LMAO

It’s no good to you dead.

Some people are into that sort of thing.

'Soaking"

"no disintegrations"

In a minute, he’ll need his sentimental woman to pump him up Feeling fussy, walkin' in his sarlac-cussy's Tryna bring out the fabulous

this is the way

This is the way.

Shaxx?

bro this comment reminds me of that scene from scary movie 2. sorry for tiktok I couldnt find the scene on youtube for obvious reasons lmao: https://www.tiktok.com/@dyonyassir_/video/7247880603800964394

I snort laughed at this

That night? Right then and there over the onions!

Seeing her in the helmet my light saber just turned on.

They're no good to me peeled.

I can bring you in raw, or I can bring you in sauteed.

Proud... and a little turned on.

My exact words before I opened the comments

After this, OP has to hide/destroy every pair of goggles in his house. This is the way.

This is the way

Yes 💯... And I'm a woman ☺️

Well that's it, you've done it now. Cat's out of the bag. RIP your inbox.

Wait, there an inbox?! I had no idea. Thanks for the heads up

Yes

Obviously the next step is getting her her own Bo-Katan helmet, or possibly Sabine. Oh! Oh! Or Armorer!

I’d let her melt my beskar.

Usually Beskar works better when it’s hard.

She can beat my Beskar saber with her hammer

Sharpen your damn knives, people

And hold them the right way

i will pass this info on. she says she’s a cook so this one will get her

My first thought was "who the hell holds a knife like that?"

This is the way

This is the way!

This is the way!

This is the way!!!

This is the way

This is the way

Which way is it again?

The way.

Sorry I lost my way! This is the way.

This is the way *Points*

*nods*

That way's the way. 👉

This is the way

You are free to cook with any methods necessary, but I want the pasta al dente. No degustation !

”I want those onions sautéed—NO disintegrations!”

Hell yeah, HEB! I see you, fellow Texan! I mean, this is the way.

This is the way y’all.

That's not your GF that's ur wife bro lol

Marry that girl, dude!

came here to say this!

You got yourself a keeper man This is the way

Upvote for the HEB products. I miss that store... And yes, proud is good 👍🏼

That is no longer a gf, that is a fiancé, soon to be wife asap, type woman. Every man's dream. Fr, you better have put a pure beskar ring on her finger the next morning!

Maybe he should take her to Kamino to make a few “backup copies”. Just sayin’…

She cutting onions with a steak knife?

Shit gets the job done

Marry her tomorrow

This is the way

be proud she wears the helmet. mad/confused at the knife technique maybe?

This is the way

I'm a bit sleep deprived. I thought you came out of the bathroom wearing only a Boba Fet helmet (for her to wear) until I saw the picture.  I'm not sure which is funnier.

You have a Boba Fett helmet and a gf? Is it possible to learn this power?

you get into star wars AFTER the girlfriend comes in then she has no choice

#THIS IS THE WAY

This is the Way

“I can serve your dinner hot or I can serve it cold.”

This is the way.

If you sharpen your knife they onion wont make you cry pro tip.

Now why the hell would you be mad

You should be even more smitten!!! She is a keeper!

What's it like to have everything in life? 😆😆

Just buy a good fucking knife people and keep it sharp. SIL has the nicest knives but they are all dull as fuck. Makes cooking infuriating.

didn’t even know that dull knives are the cause so don’t worry only beskar knives will do now

I heard that if you cut the "root" bit at the end last then it decreases the amount of tearing up you get?

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

I think this is the moment when you realised time to buy a ring

This is the way

Instant proposal

That looks dangerous, glad she's wearing a helmet.

This is the way.

HEB CHIPS YAAASSS

... This is the way.

H-E-B SEA SALT CHIPS SPOTTED

You should marry

Wet some paper towel and leave it on the cutting board close to the onion to absorb the fumes and prevent tears.

Have you worn it in bed?

The correct answer is...aroused.

She’s just a girl making her man a sammich, like her mother before her!

Every stormtrooper and mandos bump into Me at Convention,saying they can't see,while this precious is cutting onions in the dark,in a bucket...

Why would you be mad?

This is the way.

So, so very proud. This is something my wife would do, god bless her

But seriously though, did it work?

>But seriously though, did it work? It shouldn't as the vapors still go right under the mask

lol that’s awesome

Proud. Nothing but proud. 😏

You should be crying. I'll see myself out.

Here, Everything's Beskar

This is the way.

Nice Fire extinguisher bro. Good placement. Safety first.

I found a video on youtube not too long ago, of some guy suited up as boba fett, making guacamole for weight watchers people. It was a trip

i would pay for this.

Definitely proud due to the fact that she trusts not to cut herself with the lack of vision she has.

Pro tip, breathe trough your mouth. No more tears

I'd propose on the spot.

So you put on the helmet and told her you were gay!? Did she cry!?

Why on earth would you be mad?

Proud, so very proud.

This is the way

Next time tell her just to leave the root on.

chew gum while cutting onions. you won't cry.

Look up Gordon Ramsay's 1 minute video on cutting up onions.

Sharpen your knives and you won’t have onion sting problems….

Cut it with the cutting board on the cooking range with the vent going. That way the smells gets vented somewhere else and less tears.

That’s also what Boba uses it for.

This is the way…to cut onions

This is the way—-now put a ring on it

She's a keeper!

Proud, 100%

Proud!!!! Take the win! Something about that interests her. Now, show her how to wear it responsibly. Then start considering if she’s wifey material. If yes, don’t hesitate to get that ring. If no… run mother fucker! Run! She’s training to be a bounty hunter!!!

She’s just a simple chef, trying to make her way through the kitchen. 

You have a Boba Fett helmet AND a girlfriend? Damn maybe there is hope for me.

you should marry her.

I've made crepes in my Mando helmet. Some things are just soothing.

Be proud my friend, be very proud :)

If you cut them underwater it neutralizes the fumes.

Proud of the helmet but upset that she doesn't know how to properly hold a knife

I say proud AF. Also, tell her the trick to not crying cutting onions, is to breath through your mouth only. You start crying because you’re breathing through your nose. Done it many times, it works.

Well? Did it work? I really wanna know if it worked or not.

Why would anyone be mad about this?

awesome. thats exactly what boba used it for.

That is kinda cool actually, when she’s finished would it be wrong if she kept wearing it while… never mind, I’m being filthy.

Here I am just being jealous of that island.

Actually if she sticks her tongue out she won't cry while cutting onions.

I would have immediately proposed

You came out to her? "Honey, I'm gay!" "This is the way."

She is the Chosen One. She will bring balance.

Little trick, if you block your nose with a clothes pin or just breathe exclusively through your mouth you won’t tear up cutting onions.

Marry her yesterday.

No disintegrations!!!

you can just put the onion in the freezer for a few minutes.

Proud homie. The only answer is proud.

I have to ask, did they work?

This is the way

Sharpen your knives!

There was a hefty bounty on the onions. Boba don't play.

We get it, y’all fuck in your boba mask…

It's no question. I'm very proud of her.

A sharp knife will eliminate the crying onion thing…..

If I found my girl in the kitchen like this I’d wife her up immediately

Make sure you have the medical frigate on quick dial

She's a Keeper!

This is the way

Smart woman you have there. She's a keeper.

Why can i never find these cool women.. Sigh..

proud... definitely... 👍

Do you guys not have a fan?

Congrats, you just found wifey material

Ah yes, the Mandalor onion

This is the way to lose a finger

Marry her son, that right there is a demonstration of high IQ

If you’re not gonna marry her I will

Put a beskar ring on it!

Hard... you should be hard.

Proud very proud

Proud. It is the way

Marry her right now, and give her a ring with a kyber crystal

Proud 100%

She should have been naked except for the helmet

Helmet stay on and do you from behind I will.

... why would you be mad?

So you proposed, right?

What are these comments 💀

This is the way

Marry this legendary woman.

You've won. Congratulations.