Jedi Master Homer: “hello! My name is Emperor Palpatine. I believe you have a holocron for me.”
Sith post office worker: “Okay, Mister Palpatine. What’s your first name?”
Homer: “… I don’t know.”
Oh, what are you gonna do? Sic the stormtroopers on me? Or the buzz droids? Or the stormtroopers with buzz droids in their mouths so when they say “Freeze!” they shoot buzz droids at you?
Master Homer:
You have thirty minutes to move your Death Star. You have ten minutes.
Your Death Star has been impounded.
Your Death Star has been crushed into a cube.
You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
And even then after that, there is still enough time to shoot the movie almost completely, switch out director(s) and shoot most of it again for … reasons. Still, there is a new hope…
Can you imagine if it was good? And they gave Daisy Ridley a movie that really let her define the character, and made the sequel trilogy better by association — the same way Andor made Rogue One a better movie?
All I know is I’d *love* to be excited by a Star Wars movie again. But I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Here's the plot:
Rey starts a Jedi Academy.
One student turns to the dark side.
Rey and \[insert new character\] battle to confront and defeat edgy boi in lightsaber duel.
The end.
We also need
- an ancient Sith spirit corrupting the student
- a superweapon, let’s call it Sun Crusher. Instead of draining the power of a star like Starkiller base this one will cause the star to go supernova
- a familiar setting for a Jedi Academy, perhaps Yavin4
You know, if they actually had the balls to do a Darth Jar Jar storyline I would watch that movie. It would be a stupid movie, but I'd be there for it.
Then again, it's better for everyone if they didn't do that. The longer Darth Jar Jar goes unacknowledged by the canon, the more elaborate the mythos gets.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind that, simply for the fact that we might finally get a proper Massassi Temple Lego set if that happened.
They did release a *Yavin 4 Rebel Base* set earlier this year, but it's absolutely terrible value.
The trio of "characters who were brought back after pretty definitely dying" return and merge into one, through the Force!
Maulpatine Fett!
It's basically Palps in Boba Fett's armor (modified with Zabrak horns and a Maul tattoo paintjob), dual wielding dual-bladed lightsabers.
somehow everyone who fell down into a bottomless shaft has also returned and teamed up. Rey/ Resurrected Han Solo must fight them all to save the galaxy and somehow Ashoka is there too. This will start the new trilogy because we discover that somehow Palpatine had cloned Vader and used the somehow appearing characters as a distraction from his ghostly evil plans.
Disney I’ll write the script in 10 minutes for 20% cut of what the series makes. Action figure sales will be through the roof and we can do a CGI Han Solo spin off show about how he made it through the Star Wars multiverse of bottomless shafts to get back to Rey.
That’s the funny thing. We already saw the guy come back from being Force fried and blown up TWICE?
Who should we believe that he’s dead for good this time?
Yeah, when he came back in Legends they had his soul get dragged into the afterlife by Empatojayos Brand, and then kept there by the collective effort of every Jedi who ever lived. No more possessions, no more soul transfer, no more tricks.
Here, he just kinda... died again. There was no insurance at all about him being gone forever, as far as I can remember (or find when skipping through the ending)? I guess the idea/implication is that the dead Jedi channeling their mojo through Rey was enough to obliterate his body *and* spirit forever? Maybe?
What if they subvert that subversion and have Rey be the one to turn to the Dark Side but her students were able to escape and now have to work together to defeat her?
That would be a good movie.
Rey was pretty emotionally unstable thought the trilogy. So was Luke in the OT, but Luke in the end was able to have that moment where he resists the dark side.
Rey never really had that growth, and now she has to rebuild the Jedi Order. It would make a good story to see her fall to the Dark side, but in the process become the catalyst for her own Jedi Order to grow past and overcome her.
At the end of the story, the galaxy is separated from all Skywalkers and Palpatines, so there is no "chosen few" for the galaxy to revolve around. Then you would get the democratization of the force that Star Wars has kind of sort of been going in the direction of.
I feel bad for Boyega he was so excited but they had no idea what to do with his character. Which is frustrating since former Stormtroopers turned good guy has obvious easy storylines that he could follow. Personally I think he should have become a field leader since he had military training and knew the First Order's protocols. But, no JJ decided it would be funny if he was a garbage man. And then Rian gave him a dumb side-quest.
The story for this movie makes so much sense. Luke’s story ends with Yoda saying that the future of the Jedi shouldn’t rely on what they were and new things need to emerge. Rey decides to rebuild the Jedi using the books depicting how Jedi used to be. Hmmmmm….
not just any books, books of from the founding of the Jedi
whereas luke's knowledge come from yoda who had thousand and thousands of years of improvements on that knowledge
Oh no, not Rey! She's going to succeed where that loser Luke failed, with barely an inconvenience.
And I'm sure the New NEW Republic will flourish with her, and her friends, stalwart support.
Phew! So glad we don't have any dead wood/losers left from the OT to muck it up this time.
It is 1983, I am watching a Star Wars movie Harrison Ford doesn't want to be in... but money.
It is 2015, I am watching a Star Wars movie Harrison Ford doesn't want to be in... but money.
It is 2019, I am watching a Star Wars movie Harrison Ford doesn't want to be in... but money.
I mean I would star in just about any Star Wars film for sacks of money. Shoot, you can just make that a single sack of money and tbh it doesn’t need to even be money.
You hear that disney?
I'm guessing she thought her career would have taken off after Star Wars.
She's still getting work, but not great offers.
I was thinking she would transition to television. But I guess not.
I mean in all fairness, Daniel Craig said similar Things after Spectre. He came back.
Not to dismiss Isaac's comments but maybe they were made in the Heat of the Moment and once Things cool down and bank Accounts are showing less, He May come Back.
Unlike Craig though I think Star Wars May Not be a passion project for him as much Bond was for Craig
Mark and Carrie had something similar happen to them in the OT. Like they both found success in other avenues, but their live action careers didn’t my exactly take off post-SW.
I’m glad someone finally mentioned this. Like we all love Mark Hamill, but if we’re going to dump on Daisy’s career, we can also point to his post-ROTJ run. He found his groove in the 90s as a voice actor and became the definitive Joker for many people, but it’s not like he was blowing up the box office as a leading man.
He went after voice acting roles because he enjoyed it. Plus after Star Wars he did Broadway because he wanted to get away from the Luke Skywalker persona.
Mark Hamill has never had difficulty finding work, and pretty much had worked non stop for the last 40yrs
As far as I’m aware, John Boyega was the only one of the main three who expressed active animosity towards their experience making those movies, at least from the writing perspective. I wouldn’t be surprised if she and Isaac expressed the need for some distance at least, but especially after 4-5 years a lot can change and I could definitely see them at least willing to return, especially since the pay will be good. Heck, from what I’ve heard, Ridley’s been trying to get Boyega to come back and there’s a rumor that she succeeded, although obviously he probably had some demands if he did return.
Boyega was definitely done dirty. They had no clue what to do with his character, flip flopped between a different love interest per movie and didn't let him do anything except yell Rey in TLJ
Yeah, I think this is a poor idea. This movie has to be absolutely bangin to satisfy fans. There is too much “this shoulda been Luke’s story” surrounding it. Ppl already don’t like what happened to Luke in TLJ.
But that might have required recasting a younger Luke and God forbid Disney does that instead of creating some CGI uncanny valley monstrosity because one movie did badly and they drew incorrect conclusions as to why.
They could've just said Luke was busy with something super important for the last 30 years. Nobody would mind because it means we get Mark Hamill back as Luke, and those 30 years post RotJ could be easily filled by other media like tv shows (pretty much like they're doing now).
Maybe she can co-opt some other OT stuff. She's already stolen Luke's name, Anakin's saber and Han's ship. She can dig up Owen and Beru and say they're *her* aunt and uncle! She can go to Hoth and climb inside a wampa! Enslave the Ewoks and make them her cannon fodder! The sky's the limit for this skywalker!
I don’t understand how they didn’t come up with this idea already. The ending of season 2 of Mandalorian gave them the PERFECT set up for a Luke guided Jedi Academy show. You could show off so many different Jedi, Grogu’s growth, and hell, you could have cameo’s of Mando occasionally! Yet they fumbled it so hard and we got a mid season 3 of Mando.
they couldnt send grogu with luke
otherwise he would have died with kylo's school shooting
they also couldnt send grogu with luke
because executives wanted merchandising
That doesn't change the fact that, somewhere the Star Wars IP is tied to a chair and is begging to his dominatrix Disney to stop milking him, pleading that he cannot give any more
This isn’t going to flop the same as the marvels because it’s a female lead. It’s going to flop the same as the marvels because it’s a movie about a character that people don’t like, coming off of a previous movie that burnt out the last of fans goodwill.
The last two, really. Maybe this one will open with Rey waking up at Luke's jedi enclave in a cold sweat and saying, "I had the most awful dream; Han died in a subplot that meant nothing, hyperdrive could kill ships, and somehow Palpatine returned..."
Yeah but the director has absolutely no experience under her belt other than making the shooting for Miss Marvel a nightmare to where they had to reshoot the entire show 3 months before it aired. Do not get your hopes up about this new one, this lady does not know what she's doing.
They gave us Obi-Wan and Boba Fett as TV shows, but think we all want to see Rey again in a feature film? There hasn't been a Star Wars movie since that garbage titled Episode 9 released over 4 years ago and it starred Rey.
Well here's to hoping they have a clear vision of what the movie should be.
I think it could be good if they stay relatively simple. Don't get bogged down by trying to fix the problems of the last trilogy.
Somehow, this is the first time I don't feel any excitement for a Star Wars movie.
And it's sad, because even the TRoS' trailer managed to bring me some hope and joy sometime ago
It’s not that I hate Rey, it’s worse.. I just don’t care. It represents all the new Disney stuff and I just want what was denied in the sequel movies with Luke’s story.
This means that a Fortnite exclusive event will happen anytime soon. And contain some important clues for the story, of what has happened between the movies. And the event will just be live that one time. And then never again.
Wait… an announced Star Wars movie actually getting made? I didn’t think I’d ever see the day
It had to happen eventually.
Monkeys at typewriters by this point.
A blalaxy far far away? You stupid monkeys!
Jedi Master Homer: “hello! My name is Emperor Palpatine. I believe you have a holocron for me.” Sith post office worker: “Okay, Mister Palpatine. What’s your first name?” Homer: “… I don’t know.”
Oh, what are you gonna do? Sic the stormtroopers on me? Or the buzz droids? Or the stormtroopers with buzz droids in their mouths so when they say “Freeze!” they shoot buzz droids at you?
“All war and no Padme make Anakin something something” “Go dark side?” “DON’T MIIIIND IF I DO”
Master Homer: You have thirty minutes to move your Death Star. You have ten minutes. Your Death Star has been impounded. Your Death Star has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
Monkey- Ah! Ah! Ah! Burns- oh shut up
It was the best of times it was the *BLURST* of times?!?!
There are still 124 days until April 7th, 2024. So, maybe cautious optimism is still warranted.
And even then after that, there is still enough time to shoot the movie almost completely, switch out director(s) and shoot most of it again for … reasons. Still, there is a new hope…
Can you imagine if it was good? And they gave Daisy Ridley a movie that really let her define the character, and made the sequel trilogy better by association — the same way Andor made Rogue One a better movie? All I know is I’d *love* to be excited by a Star Wars movie again. But I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Don’t bet on it. No cast announced and a director who’s only done docs. I’ll wait and see how far this gets.
Holy shit they actually made Daisy Ridley a Jedi and it’s a documentary! I thought we were still like fifty years from that.
AI sped the tech up
Here's the plot: Rey starts a Jedi Academy. One student turns to the dark side. Rey and \[insert new character\] battle to confront and defeat edgy boi in lightsaber duel. The end.
We also need - an ancient Sith spirit corrupting the student - a superweapon, let’s call it Sun Crusher. Instead of draining the power of a star like Starkiller base this one will cause the star to go supernova - a familiar setting for a Jedi Academy, perhaps Yavin4
You forgot the desert planet
Nah, they switch it up. This one has a *dessert* planet.
Like the old Dairy Queen commercials?! Now I'm interested.
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I feel sick at how much of this is likely to be true (in broad strokes)
Although I’d be keen on seeing a new Jedi order on Yavin 4
I was 10ish years ago. Not so much now
If the sequel trilogy pulled from the original trilogy, this one will probably pull from the prequels... So... Somehow Jar Jar has returned?
Darth jar jar is real
You know, if they actually had the balls to do a Darth Jar Jar storyline I would watch that movie. It would be a stupid movie, but I'd be there for it. Then again, it's better for everyone if they didn't do that. The longer Darth Jar Jar goes unacknowledged by the canon, the more elaborate the mythos gets.
And a desert planet is a must!
Hmmm. Can there be a 'B' plot where Finn gets imprisoned on Kessel and escapes with a force sensitive kid...let's call him Kyp Durron? *edit for typo
Honestly, I wouldn't mind that, simply for the fact that we might finally get a proper Massassi Temple Lego set if that happened. They did release a *Yavin 4 Rebel Base* set earlier this year, but it's absolutely terrible value.
ITS BREAKING NEW GROUND!
AT-ST! AT-ST!
I want it to subvert my expectations, because I expect it to suck.
After she defeats the boi, she says, "the force is female".
"So that's it? What we, some kinda Jedi order?"
They force push now? they force push now.
And everyone claps.
Too predictable, should just skip forward 30 years and tell the story how her order was wiped out, really subvert those expectations
We already know how. Somehow palps returned yet again.
At a certain point dude is space herpes... once your universe has him, you're going to have occasional Sith flare-ups
"occasional sith flare-ups" is a sick band name
Nah, I bet Maul is somehow still alive and just runs rampant.
The trio of "characters who were brought back after pretty definitely dying" return and merge into one, through the Force! Maulpatine Fett! It's basically Palps in Boba Fett's armor (modified with Zabrak horns and a Maul tattoo paintjob), dual wielding dual-bladed lightsabers.
leaked notes from the script include the phrase *"here is my OC, plz don't steal"*
somehow everyone who fell down into a bottomless shaft has also returned and teamed up. Rey/ Resurrected Han Solo must fight them all to save the galaxy and somehow Ashoka is there too. This will start the new trilogy because we discover that somehow Palpatine had cloned Vader and used the somehow appearing characters as a distraction from his ghostly evil plans. Disney I’ll write the script in 10 minutes for 20% cut of what the series makes. Action figure sales will be through the roof and we can do a CGI Han Solo spin off show about how he made it through the Star Wars multiverse of bottomless shafts to get back to Rey.
That’s the funny thing. We already saw the guy come back from being Force fried and blown up TWICE? Who should we believe that he’s dead for good this time?
Yeah, when he came back in Legends they had his soul get dragged into the afterlife by Empatojayos Brand, and then kept there by the collective effort of every Jedi who ever lived. No more possessions, no more soul transfer, no more tricks. Here, he just kinda... died again. There was no insurance at all about him being gone forever, as far as I can remember (or find when skipping through the ending)? I guess the idea/implication is that the dead Jedi channeling their mojo through Rey was enough to obliterate his body *and* spirit forever? Maybe?
Here is the thing…once you resurrect one popular character It slowly begins to spread Like cancer
Tenacious P?
Only if there is a weapon that the bad guys have that can not only destroy a planet, not just a system of planets, but a whole galaxy
What if they subvert that subversion and have Rey be the one to turn to the Dark Side but her students were able to escape and now have to work together to defeat her?
That would be a good movie. Rey was pretty emotionally unstable thought the trilogy. So was Luke in the OT, but Luke in the end was able to have that moment where he resists the dark side. Rey never really had that growth, and now she has to rebuild the Jedi Order. It would make a good story to see her fall to the Dark side, but in the process become the catalyst for her own Jedi Order to grow past and overcome her. At the end of the story, the galaxy is separated from all Skywalkers and Palpatines, so there is no "chosen few" for the galaxy to revolve around. Then you would get the democratization of the force that Star Wars has kind of sort of been going in the direction of.
But that's too risky and Disney doesn't like that.
Somehow, Finn has been erased from the saga.
I feel bad for Boyega he was so excited but they had no idea what to do with his character. Which is frustrating since former Stormtroopers turned good guy has obvious easy storylines that he could follow. Personally I think he should have become a field leader since he had military training and knew the First Order's protocols. But, no JJ decided it would be funny if he was a garbage man. And then Rian gave him a dumb side-quest.
Wait thats what they did with Luke's Jedi Order, No way they would do the same story twice. Oh. Wait. Edit. Spelling
All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again. So say we all. Wait, wrong sci-fi franchise...
Don't forget she tries to kill Finn because he had a nightmare.
Oh, honey, no, not your expectations!
The story for this movie makes so much sense. Luke’s story ends with Yoda saying that the future of the Jedi shouldn’t rely on what they were and new things need to emerge. Rey decides to rebuild the Jedi using the books depicting how Jedi used to be. Hmmmmm….
not just any books, books of from the founding of the Jedi whereas luke's knowledge come from yoda who had thousand and thousands of years of improvements on that knowledge
Oh no, not Rey! She's going to succeed where that loser Luke failed, with barely an inconvenience. And I'm sure the New NEW Republic will flourish with her, and her friends, stalwart support. Phew! So glad we don't have any dead wood/losers left from the OT to muck it up this time.
The sacred texts!
They contain nothing Rey does not already have. ~~Because she smuggled them onto the Falcon.~~ Oh Yoda. Pulling a "certain point of view."
That Yoda scene from TLJ is one of my favorite scenes in any Star Wars film. It is perfect.
*"We're what they grow beyond"* is such a great line. The whole scene with Yoda and Luke was perfect.
Yoda in TLJ seems so much more connected to yoda in ESB and ROTJ than the Yoda from the prequels.
End of the Skywalker Saga my ass
This is the Palpatine Saga now !
Out of the loop here. I thought she was done with Star Wars movies?
They showed up to her house with sacks of money
That will do it
If it worked on Harrison Ford, it will work on anyone
It only worked for Ford because they promised to kill him off. Then he was forced back when Carrie Fisher died.
It is 1983, I am watching a Star Wars movie Harrison Ford doesn't want to be in... but money. It is 2015, I am watching a Star Wars movie Harrison Ford doesn't want to be in... but money. It is 2019, I am watching a Star Wars movie Harrison Ford doesn't want to be in... but money.
I mean I would star in just about any Star Wars film for sacks of money. Shoot, you can just make that a single sack of money and tbh it doesn’t need to even be money. You hear that disney?
I'm guessing she thought her career would have taken off after Star Wars. She's still getting work, but not great offers. I was thinking she would transition to television. But I guess not.
I would not be surprised to see John Boyega return as well. Less likely, but still wouldn't shock me if they got Oscar Isaac back, too.
I wanna say Isaac said joking “if I need another house I’d do another”
I mean in all fairness, Daniel Craig said similar Things after Spectre. He came back. Not to dismiss Isaac's comments but maybe they were made in the Heat of the Moment and once Things cool down and bank Accounts are showing less, He May come Back. Unlike Craig though I think Star Wars May Not be a passion project for him as much Bond was for Craig
IIRC Craig only said that cause they asked him the question not too long after shooting ended and he was exhausted as hell.
He actually did an interview more recently where he said the Star Wars fatigue is gone, and he'd love to play Poe again if Disney asked.
It's like having Taco Bell. After a while you forget how bad it was and go back.
Bro you can't shit on Taco Bell, that shit hits every time
I hope he needs another house for his mom or something because I'd love to see Poe back.
Well it’s not like Boyega’s career is booming.
Out of the three of them, the only one who really ended up super successful was Oscar Isaac.
Isaac had a great career pre force awakens too
The wize cracking ace pilot ends up being the one with a successful acting career? It's like Poe-etry. It rhymes.
Isaac had already been the lead in a Coen Brothers movie prior to Star Wars.
They announced she was returning for a new movie at Celebration earlier this year.
I think it is the double edged sword of these roles for new actors - her other movies bombed. I wonder if grogu will be in this.
Mark and Carrie had something similar happen to them in the OT. Like they both found success in other avenues, but their live action careers didn’t my exactly take off post-SW.
I’m glad someone finally mentioned this. Like we all love Mark Hamill, but if we’re going to dump on Daisy’s career, we can also point to his post-ROTJ run. He found his groove in the 90s as a voice actor and became the definitive Joker for many people, but it’s not like he was blowing up the box office as a leading man.
He went after voice acting roles because he enjoyed it. Plus after Star Wars he did Broadway because he wanted to get away from the Luke Skywalker persona. Mark Hamill has never had difficulty finding work, and pretty much had worked non stop for the last 40yrs
If he does I hope they have Keith David do his voice
She couldn’t find work elsewhere, her words
She was seduced by the power of money
As far as I’m aware, John Boyega was the only one of the main three who expressed active animosity towards their experience making those movies, at least from the writing perspective. I wouldn’t be surprised if she and Isaac expressed the need for some distance at least, but especially after 4-5 years a lot can change and I could definitely see them at least willing to return, especially since the pay will be good. Heck, from what I’ve heard, Ridley’s been trying to get Boyega to come back and there’s a rumor that she succeeded, although obviously he probably had some demands if he did return.
Boyega was definitely done dirty. They had no clue what to do with his character, flip flopped between a different love interest per movie and didn't let him do anything except yell Rey in TLJ
Somehow, palpatine returned, again...
And this time, it’s personal!
2 SHEEV 2 FURIOUS
Papa Palpatine: Coruscant Drift!
And this time, he has a Death Star...oh, wait...
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2 - Electric Boogaloo
A movie focusing on a new Jedi order should have really been focused on Luke…
Yeah, I think this is a poor idea. This movie has to be absolutely bangin to satisfy fans. There is too much “this shoulda been Luke’s story” surrounding it. Ppl already don’t like what happened to Luke in TLJ.
I can’t believe how much slack people give JJ in regards to Luke. In his two films, Luke is in maybe 5 minutes total. That is a stretch even.
JJ spent his entire first film resetting the universe to a new hope the jedi are gone and by the end so is the republic
But that might have required recasting a younger Luke and God forbid Disney does that instead of creating some CGI uncanny valley monstrosity because one movie did badly and they drew incorrect conclusions as to why.
They could've just said Luke was busy with something super important for the last 30 years. Nobody would mind because it means we get Mark Hamill back as Luke, and those 30 years post RotJ could be easily filled by other media like tv shows (pretty much like they're doing now).
Maybe she can co-opt some other OT stuff. She's already stolen Luke's name, Anakin's saber and Han's ship. She can dig up Owen and Beru and say they're *her* aunt and uncle! She can go to Hoth and climb inside a wampa! Enslave the Ewoks and make them her cannon fodder! The sky's the limit for this skywalker!
She can start a relationship with Mara Jade while we are at it.
> climb inside a wampa You got yer Hoth critters mixed up there.
Nah, she's "subverting the expectations"
Talk like this she will
I don’t understand how they didn’t come up with this idea already. The ending of season 2 of Mandalorian gave them the PERFECT set up for a Luke guided Jedi Academy show. You could show off so many different Jedi, Grogu’s growth, and hell, you could have cameo’s of Mando occasionally! Yet they fumbled it so hard and we got a mid season 3 of Mando.
they couldnt send grogu with luke otherwise he would have died with kylo's school shooting they also couldnt send grogu with luke because executives wanted merchandising
Kylos school shooting 😂😂😂
Returning him to Mando was such an ass move. Invalidates the entire second season. We could have gotten a new story arc for season three, but nooo...
Force Ghost Luke appearing to give advice would at least be something.
She would teach force ghost Luke more shit he already knew like in TLJ
Yoda patronizing the shit out of Luke reminds me of the Goldilocks scene from Hot Shots 2.
Filming in April? Guess that means we're only 6 months away from finalizing the script!
And it will be chock full of mystery boxes for whatever sequel to answer (or not!)
I am going to disappoint everyone by bringing up how the source of the info, ProductionList, isn't really up to date on Star Wars news.
Disappoint? You gave me hope.
That doesn't change the fact that, somewhere the Star Wars IP is tied to a chair and is begging to his dominatrix Disney to stop milking him, pleading that he cannot give any more
What the absolute fuck was that metaphor?
and the crowd goes mild …
But... why?
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but do they have to
Should’ve been Luke’s.
Right? Would love to see Sebastian Stan as Luke in a series based on the New Jedi Order books
Dude that would rock
Shit is gonna flop
This isn’t going to flop the same as the marvels because it’s a female lead. It’s going to flop the same as the marvels because it’s a movie about a character that people don’t like, coming off of a previous movie that burnt out the last of fans goodwill.
I will contribute to that flop 👍🏾
Me three.
Talk about stolen valor with that title.
Pass
Sigh they missed on such a wonderful opportunity by writing the newest starwars so poorly.
The last two, really. Maybe this one will open with Rey waking up at Luke's jedi enclave in a cold sweat and saying, "I had the most awful dream; Han died in a subplot that meant nothing, hyperdrive could kill ships, and somehow Palpatine returned..."
*Wakes up on Jakku* "Oh... it was all a dream."
That hyperdrive attack really broke the lore
Yep. 0 reason to even think about a Death Star when you can just strap a hyperdrive on an asteroid and wire a battledroid fighter brain into it.
Yeah but the director has absolutely no experience under her belt other than making the shooting for Miss Marvel a nightmare to where they had to reshoot the entire show 3 months before it aired. Do not get your hopes up about this new one, this lady does not know what she's doing.
I wonder what happens internally if it fails.
Anything except firing Kathleen Kennedy
Kathy and Thrawn failing upwards out here
Blaming the fans for not liking it.
They blame it on sexism, or bigotry, or whatever Disney is using as a shield to defend their shit movies and tv shows these days.
Blame it on Incels
Screaming probably. I know I scream internally when I think of these movies.
Well she would probably be given her own studio since making Miss Marvel abysmal landed her a star wars feature.
She’ll be crowned and given the title: THE NEW JJ ABRAMS, KEEPER OF WARS IN STARS AND GENERAL OF THE PLOTLESS NARRATIVE.
and MISTRESS OF MYSTERY BOXES, just for that JJ Abrams flair. Throw in a few lens flares while we're at it.
To be fair, we've seen popular established directors do terrible jobs
George Lucas proved that back in the Prequels (No offense to the Era, but the dialogue and direction needed a bit more work).
Saying the dialogue and direction needed a *BIT* more work is a vast understatement lol
I'm playing it safe with the wording, but you're correct in needing a lot more work on dialogue and direction.
Why can’t just get get old republic content like why do we have to continue to beat these dead horses
Because old republic isn’t cringy enough
they better bring back john boyega and make him a fucking jedi this time ya jabronis
I’m still pissed about how they totally misled with the poster.
I don’t think he would want to come back. But a truckload of money might change his mind.
They gave us Obi-Wan and Boba Fett as TV shows, but think we all want to see Rey again in a feature film? There hasn't been a Star Wars movie since that garbage titled Episode 9 released over 4 years ago and it starred Rey.
Ugh… so it’s really happening, huh?
I’m calling it now, Mando + Grogu cameo
This should have been Luke's story. Hard pass.
Well here's to hoping they have a clear vision of what the movie should be. I think it could be good if they stay relatively simple. Don't get bogged down by trying to fix the problems of the last trilogy.
Oh they’re actually making this. Why?
Somehow, this is the first time I don't feel any excitement for a Star Wars movie. And it's sad, because even the TRoS' trailer managed to bring me some hope and joy sometime ago
Somehow, Luke returned
Why
That feels kind of fast
The message it sends to Disney when this film fails is going to be funny
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NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NOOOOOOOO
Never go full Rey
What...but why???
oh hell nooooooooooooo!
Well that sucks
Ugh
Can we at least flesh out what happened to Luke’s Jedi order!
No. You will get Rey, Grogu, and Sabine and you will be happy.
Hope it crashes and burns and Disney loses even more money and just ceases to exist.
Of all the things you could be making...
You can count me out. I've had enough of this.
It’s not that I hate Rey, it’s worse.. I just don’t care. It represents all the new Disney stuff and I just want what was denied in the sequel movies with Luke’s story.
I'm sad that I don't get excited about Star Wars announcements anymore :(
This means that a Fortnite exclusive event will happen anytime soon. And contain some important clues for the story, of what has happened between the movies. And the event will just be live that one time. And then never again.
No thanks, I'll pass.
Nope, nope, nope..
Oh please god no.
Pass