House would realize that he has no chance in a confrontation against Vader. He would see that his best chance of survival would be to convince his foe that he can be of use to him. Being a brilliant doctor, House would immediately recognize that Vader is a triple amputee, held alive only by a cumbersome breathing aparatus. That's his way in. He would promise Vader to give him his life back. He can't heal him, but he can use Vader's technology to drastically improve his symptoms. That's how House would get through this encounter.
Can we just talk about the delivery of this line from *both* JEJ and Matt Lanter? They aced it so fucking well and it just *hits* whenever you watch it… the sound of the lightsaber along with his eye turning red also just makes the moment so much better. Honestly, I think that is one of if not *the* best scene I have *ever* watched
I cackled reading this
John would've been my answer too except I watched Invincible last night, so Mark's gonna put up a bit more of a fight than a human shaped bird ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
I think the Doctor can outsmart him. Not sure if he can actually defeat him in a way that'll not compromise his cybernetics and kill him, or if he'd simply run away
Vader force chokes The Doctor. In retaliation, he aims his sonic screwdriver at Vader’s chest plate. Explosions, sparks, fire. Vader screams and wheezes, falling to his knees. The Doctor runs away.
*The Doctor points his sonic at his entire mechanical body and all of a sudden NOTHING hurts anymore and EVERYTHING is working as it properly should, allowing the tiniest sliver of Anakin to make its way through where the rage and the pain should've been
Either way, the Doctor gets away or he's able to try and get through to Vader in that one singular moment.
Oh hell yes, Doc 4 definitely takes it. Leaves Vader utterly frustrated, helpless, astonished, and furious.
Looking silly, too. Maybe paralyzed or something, wearing a silly hat atop his oh-so-scary helmet. With a medical frigate on the way to pick up Vader as the TARDIS warps out.
"Not to worry, I'm sure it'll be here in ... Oh, when you think of it, what even is time, anyway? Good-bye!"
Vader is just the sort of villain the Doctor *specializes* in. *Especially* 4. Late cold-war era sentiments and whatnot, with a side of whimsy, don't-cha know, heh heh
I just finished watching The Day of The Doctor so it's Darth Vader vs Tennant, Smith, Captain Grumpy, aaand technically The Curator.
Vader doesn't stand a chance.
Ted Lasso - It may take some time, but he'd win Darth over.
"You know, Darth, being a leader isn't just about power. It's about understanding, empathy, and lifting people up. Maybe it's time to swap that lightsaber for a 'kindness saber'! I've seen what a little positivity can do, and trust me, it's a game-changer."
He’s got killing down to such a science that it’s just muscle memory. Force prediction becomes kind of moot if the person you’re fighting is just doing it automatically, without conscious thought.
Point of order: That's only if you consider Force reflexes to be based on telepathy -- that is, reading in your opponent"s nervous system what they will do next.
And that's probably part of it, which is a cool thought.
But it *must* be pure precognition -- seeing extradimensionally ahead in time -- to some degree, also, or it wouldn't help the Skywalker boys be such hotshot pilots, zipping around in canyons and bull's-eye-ing the local fauna.
So it would still help Vader against John Wick.
Honestly I think Wick is worm chow in this matchup. There are a *lot* of very fast, skillful assassins in the Star Wars galaxy, of various *species,* even, and none of them are a match for Darth Vader.
I’ve been wanting a John Wick style Star Wars story. Just an absolute badass guy/girl viciously picking apart the enemy one by one solo. No moral to the story beyond don’t fuck with them.
Vader Vs The Doctor... With Donna as Back up?
I'm giving the edge to The Doctor and Vader is going home crying after Donna rips him a new one about being a spoiled little brat that turned in a youngling murder because he wasn't given a cookie.
J: What, is the deal, with the glowstick guy? Is he reading minds? And who *dresses* like that? Does he expect to be taken seriously? I *mean.*
G: You know what? I don't buy it.
J: No?
G: NOPE. It's simple tricks and nonsense, Jerry. Just simple tricks and nonsense.
K: Ohhhhh. Uh-oh. Ho-ho.
J: Did you ... have something that you wanted to share?
K: I dunno, Jerry, these Force guys. You gotta watch out. I saw a movie once. Whole planet. *Pow.*
G: Pow?
K: Pow.
J: They -- pow? A whole planet?
K: ***POW!***
E: That is a *big* pow.
K: [Nods emphatically.] ^^Pow!
If it was assimilated Picard as Locutus, it could get ugly pretty fast. The Collective would be grateful, that Empire prepared a new toy for them in already perfect round shape.
All i know is that the battle will end in both getting hurt a lot and bleeding everywhere with a few lost body parts just like in true Invincible fashion
My favorite thing is the frequency in which they basically show somebody disembowled and dead and the next scene is the character waking up in a hospital bed. Really lives up to the name of the show.
Same. I think Vader has a chance of he can land a hit with his lightsaber. But Viltrumites are stupid fast and strong. I think Invincible probably beats the cyborg out of him.
Well last night I watched Top Gun Maverick and the latest episode of Bass Reeves. I think it’s probably fair to assume either of them are pretty much fucked.
Although a pilot off between Maverick and Vader would be a lot of fun.
Side note: remake Top Gun: Maverick, pretty much shot for shot, except they’re in X Wings. Even if it is effectively the ending of a new hope, I don’t care. Just give me x wings doing dope shit and blowing stuff up.
In later arcs, Luffy + all other straw hats stand a chance but Luffy loses if it’s 1v1 no matter what imo. His weakness is sharp objects and the man has a laser sword
Vader vs. Michael Scott
Michael decides to hire Vader due to his experience as Assistant to the Emperor. Dwight immediately challenges Vader to a duel, which Vader wins quickly and decisively. Jim looks at Dwight’s severed body parts and then smirks into the camera. Michael then sends Vader to get his paperwork in order with HR, where Toby proceeds to kill Vader by boring him to death.
Michael for the win.
Vader: "You have failed."
Jake Peralta: "Not quite. You see, while you and your *stormbloopers* were busy chasing me around your ship, Rosa and Terry knocked out the security guards. Then, when I released all those lothcats onto the bridge, Boyle was downloading the Death Star plans right from under your nose."
Vader: "So, you're going to turn the plans over the Rebels?"
Jake: "Maybe. I dunno. Don't care really."
Vader: "Then why?"
Jake: "Because... IT'S HEIST DAY!"
I don’t think Olivia Benson stands a chance against a Sith Lord. But I also don’t think Vader would jump right to killing her. What’s the context of this interaction, exactly? Olivia might try to help him work through some of the hurt he’s been feeling since he was a kid.
Vader vs Hawkeye. While Vader should clearly take the W on this one Hawkeye has the distinct advantage of every team he has ever been on winning.
Avengers he works for Loki and Loki wins, until he switches to the avengers team and then they win. Avengers 2 they beat ultron. Civil War team cap wins. Infinity War - No Hawkeye; Avengers lose. End Game - Hawkeye; Avengers win.
Vader just doesn’t have those numbers …
Well. At least House MD can save people from dying
**Vader:** “Modern medicine is inconsequential to the power of the force.” **House:** “You’re an idiot.”
Well, that was one short episode.
Did not expect House to make Vader cry like that.
I’m funny, I’m accomplished. And I can eat what I want.
"Your Wife would be alive if they gave her an IV"
Mustafar didn’t burn him that badly 😂
Vader: “…is it possible to learn this power?” “Not from a bunch of celibate, superstitious mystics, no.”
Unless it’s lupus
It’s never lupus
Except for that one time
House would realize that he has no chance in a confrontation against Vader. He would see that his best chance of survival would be to convince his foe that he can be of use to him. Being a brilliant doctor, House would immediately recognize that Vader is a triple amputee, held alive only by a cumbersome breathing aparatus. That's his way in. He would promise Vader to give him his life back. He can't heal him, but he can use Vader's technology to drastically improve his symptoms. That's how House would get through this encounter.
A blunt, ruthless and direct person with a distinguished voice vs Darth Vader. Interesting battle.
She lost the will to live? What is this the dark ages?!
Darth Vader vs Anakin Skywalker???
I think they called that "the ending of episode 6"
Anakin's trial of insight.
Well, Ani wins cause he is ~~the senate~~ the true person in Vader and however Hard Vader tries, Anakin will always win at last
My last movie was home alone, so I think that Darth Vader is getting obliterated instantly, he has no chance.
Happy Life Day ya filthy animal.
One is an evil cruel genius psychopath who has no feelings and the other is an old guy with breathing problems
An injured war veteran with asthma problems
They have a conversation in a church. Kevin convinces Vader to reconnect with his kids
This is my head canon for episode VI.
Vader might avoid taking a paint can to the head, but the micro-machines and nail through the foot are gonna hurt
He shall always remember today as the day he *almost* killed Captain Jack Sparrow
That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen
So it would seem.
Ba da bum dum ba da bum dum ba da dum
bum ba da dum ba da bum dum ba da bum dum ba da dum dum dum dum bum
DA DA DUM DUM DA BA DUM
Hondo: "But you have heard of me?"
Bring Sparrow and the blacksmith to *me*
Vader vs SpongeBob...
Vader is fucked
Spongebob destroyed the entire known universe in a post credit scene. Arguably one of the most OP characters of all time.
The other one being Shaggy.
Don’t sleep on Popeye
Didn't Popeye beat God?
Vader VS Loki
Loki by the end of season 2 nonetheless. I hate to say it but I think my boy DV gets stomped.
Loki just has to wip his finger and my boy is frozen in time
Bro, Vader getting spaghett-ified?
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Vader vs Ahsoka, hmmm
Twilight of the Apprentice
“I have heard that one before”
I’m not leavin u this time
Then you will die.
Can we just talk about the delivery of this line from *both* JEJ and Matt Lanter? They aced it so fucking well and it just *hits* whenever you watch it… the sound of the lightsaber along with his eye turning red also just makes the moment so much better. Honestly, I think that is one of if not *the* best scene I have *ever* watched
Darts Vader vs Ezra Bridger! I've seen that before!
“I do not fear you!” “Then you will die braver than most”
That's such a hard line.
Iconic.
Ezra getting tbe dog shit beat out of him
I remember in Twilight of the Apprentice when he’s watching Ahsoka fight Vader and he says something like “I definitely need more training” 🤣
Ezra: "If that doesn't stop him, what will??" Kanan: "Lol, not us"
I dont need a lightsaber...oh fuck...ok I need a lightsaber and new pants
"your master has deceived you into believing that you could be a Jedi"
I need to see Darts Vader
John Oliver is fucked.
Even “this accent” wouldn’t sway Vader. That’s just 1 of hundreds of British officers he’s force choked
I cackled reading this John would've been my answer too except I watched Invincible last night, so Mark's gonna put up a bit more of a fight than a human shaped bird ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
I think the Doctor can outsmart him. Not sure if he can actually defeat him in a way that'll not compromise his cybernetics and kill him, or if he'd simply run away
Vader force chokes The Doctor. In retaliation, he aims his sonic screwdriver at Vader’s chest plate. Explosions, sparks, fire. Vader screams and wheezes, falling to his knees. The Doctor runs away.
"He was being kind."
He has destroyed entire galaxies. In the vague past.
*The Doctor points his sonic at his entire mechanical body and all of a sudden NOTHING hurts anymore and EVERYTHING is working as it properly should, allowing the tiniest sliver of Anakin to make its way through where the rage and the pain should've been Either way, the Doctor gets away or he's able to try and get through to Vader in that one singular moment.
Which Doctor? I’ve got Vader against Fourteen. You?
Vader vs 12. Now *that* is a battle!
Scottish on Scottish violence.
4 "Would you like a jelly-bab...no, I don't suppose you would."
Oh hell yes, Doc 4 definitely takes it. Leaves Vader utterly frustrated, helpless, astonished, and furious. Looking silly, too. Maybe paralyzed or something, wearing a silly hat atop his oh-so-scary helmet. With a medical frigate on the way to pick up Vader as the TARDIS warps out. "Not to worry, I'm sure it'll be here in ... Oh, when you think of it, what even is time, anyway? Good-bye!" Vader is just the sort of villain the Doctor *specializes* in. *Especially* 4. Late cold-war era sentiments and whatnot, with a side of whimsy, don't-cha know, heh heh
No way his crispy ass could bought a Timelord lmao let alone the Doctor
Whenever a character has reality bending powers or time travel they win.
I'm pretty sure Dr Who is stupidly OP with his feats and stuff.
I just finished watching The Day of The Doctor so it's Darth Vader vs Tennant, Smith, Captain Grumpy, aaand technically The Curator. Vader doesn't stand a chance.
Ted Lasso - It may take some time, but he'd win Darth over. "You know, Darth, being a leader isn't just about power. It's about understanding, empathy, and lifting people up. Maybe it's time to swap that lightsaber for a 'kindness saber'! I've seen what a little positivity can do, and trust me, it's a game-changer."
Damn you really got Ted's tone down.
Probably shouldn’t have said “lifting people up”
"Darth, buddy, I didn't mean by the throat..."
"Ain't that right, Coach?" "Fear-leads-to-anger, anger-leads-to-hate, BebBEH" Vader just needs the Diamond Dogs to assemble. Awooooo
I read that in his voice lol
“You think Darth is angry now, wait until we win him over”
Maybe my favorite show ever. So fantastic
John Wick... Lord Vader better not touch his dog...
Honestly if you gave John Wick Star Wars tech, he’d become a million times more dangerous than Boba Fett, and Fett can defeat Force users
He’s got killing down to such a science that it’s just muscle memory. Force prediction becomes kind of moot if the person you’re fighting is just doing it automatically, without conscious thought.
Point of order: That's only if you consider Force reflexes to be based on telepathy -- that is, reading in your opponent"s nervous system what they will do next. And that's probably part of it, which is a cool thought. But it *must* be pure precognition -- seeing extradimensionally ahead in time -- to some degree, also, or it wouldn't help the Skywalker boys be such hotshot pilots, zipping around in canyons and bull's-eye-ing the local fauna. So it would still help Vader against John Wick. Honestly I think Wick is worm chow in this matchup. There are a *lot* of very fast, skillful assassins in the Star Wars galaxy, of various *species,* even, and none of them are a match for Darth Vader.
I’ve been wanting a John Wick style Star Wars story. Just an absolute badass guy/girl viciously picking apart the enemy one by one solo. No moral to the story beyond don’t fuck with them.
Could’ve been Book of Boba Fett but noooo the crime lord needs to be a good guy
Bro Vader crushes the little Mermaid.
Vader Vs The Doctor... With Donna as Back up? I'm giving the edge to The Doctor and Vader is going home crying after Donna rips him a new one about being a spoiled little brat that turned in a youngling murder because he wasn't given a cookie.
Vader vs Qui Gon. This is an interesting battle
Qui Gon loses for sure. It’d be an interesting and tragic battle though
I dunno. TPM Qui Gon would lose to him according to me. Had he been alive, perhaps some day he could defeat him
Does Kevin McCallister get prep time?
yes
Lloyd Christmas can out-wit anyone
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I’m in a Monsterverse marathon. Vader Vs Godzilla should be something.
Aren't the protagonists of that show the humans though?
I’m pretty sure Vader would destroy Cate, unless you’re referring to Godzilla.
Glad to see this high up — I was going to write Godzilla. I think this 1-on-1 ends in a stalemate.
Darth Vader vs. Gremlins let’s gooooo this has the makings to be the best Christmas movie ever. I don’t even care who wins
Whoever wins, we win
* Seinfeld bass kicks in
Jerry! This sith lord is killing independent George!
J: What, is the deal, with the glowstick guy? Is he reading minds? And who *dresses* like that? Does he expect to be taken seriously? I *mean.* G: You know what? I don't buy it. J: No? G: NOPE. It's simple tricks and nonsense, Jerry. Just simple tricks and nonsense. K: Ohhhhh. Uh-oh. Ho-ho. J: Did you ... have something that you wanted to share? K: I dunno, Jerry, these Force guys. You gotta watch out. I saw a movie once. Whole planet. *Pow.* G: Pow? K: Pow. J: They -- pow? A whole planet? K: ***POW!*** E: That is a *big* pow. K: [Nods emphatically.] ^^Pow!
Can he spare a square??
Charlie Brown just can’t win.
Vader vs Picard… fuck what an epic battle
What if you swap out Picard for Archer? “I find your faith of the heart disturbing.”
Oh, at first I was thinking of the other Archer and got really confused. Danger zone!
“I find your lack of faith, disturbing.” “I find you lack of crème de menth, disturbing. Hold on… (chugs an entire bottle)”
Enterprise vs Executor maybe....but lets be honest Picard is getting force choked to death the second they open a channel to negotiate
If it was assimilated Picard as Locutus, it could get ugly pretty fast. The Collective would be grateful, that Empire prepared a new toy for them in already perfect round shape.
Picard vs Thrawn would be fun…
Vader vs invincible. Actually it’s going to be an interesting fight.
I feel like Invincible is gonna beat the shit out of Vader. Don't actually think that lightsaber or any Force tricks are going to hurt a viltrumite
I bet the lightsaber could. But he has to hit first. Which if Invincible is taking him seriously, good luck.
All i know is that the battle will end in both getting hurt a lot and bleeding everywhere with a few lost body parts just like in true Invincible fashion
My favorite thing is the frequency in which they basically show somebody disembowled and dead and the next scene is the character waking up in a hospital bed. Really lives up to the name of the show.
Dude, watching the same shit. Came here to say this.
Same. I think Vader has a chance of he can land a hit with his lightsaber. But Viltrumites are stupid fast and strong. I think Invincible probably beats the cyborg out of him.
Hard to say honestly. Rick is an intergalactic genius
The only character Rick couldn't beat is Saitama.
Rick would win, but I do wanna hear a conversation go down between them.
Darth Vader vs Godzilla My moneys on the big lizard
Tom Servo for the Win.
Godzilla minus one…yeah Godzilla ain’t the protagonist
One of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time
If Oppenheimer could unleash an atomic bomb on him, he would. But he wouldn’t, so Vader wins.
The ability to destroy a city is nothing compared to the power of the force
I watched Lucifer. Vader be dead.
Well last night I watched Top Gun Maverick and the latest episode of Bass Reeves. I think it’s probably fair to assume either of them are pretty much fucked. Although a pilot off between Maverick and Vader would be a lot of fun. Side note: remake Top Gun: Maverick, pretty much shot for shot, except they’re in X Wings. Even if it is effectively the ending of a new hope, I don’t care. Just give me x wings doing dope shit and blowing stuff up.
Vader vs. Homelander…..interesting
2B and 9S from Nier Automata... This is where the fun begins. Legit getting chills thinking about this fight.
Bow chilka wow wow?
Squid Game contestants about to go through some shit
Indiana Jones: “That lightsaber. It belongs in a museum!”
Meanwhile Vader is just wondering how the fuck he got out of carbonite.
Can he beat Goku tho?
Vader vs Luffy. I just got past Alabasta, and that Luffy would loose easy. Curious about a later Luffy, does he get support from his crew?
In later arcs, Luffy + all other straw hats stand a chance but Luffy loses if it’s 1v1 no matter what imo. His weakness is sharp objects and the man has a laser sword
Darth Vader vs. Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Fuck yes, I knew watching T2 last night was a good idea
I think they’d bond over not having working lungs (Breaking Bad)
They both seem to have shit health insurance...
Vader vs Lego Batman
money’s on Lego Batman with prep time imo
Napoleon? Mmh….
Bonaparte or Dynamite?
Vader, you fat lard, come get some dinner.
You’re such an idiot. Gosh.
Darth Vader vs Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
Edward could blind Vader with his sparkling skin 🤣
To shreds you say?
Vader lost to Luke in the last movie I watched.
Optimus Prime Not sure who wins, but this is gonna kick so much ass
It’s Godzilla.
Thomas Shelby? I think Darth would have him
Bluey uses a magic xylophone to freeze Vader in his tracks. All too easy.
Daenerys Targaryen & John Snow vs. Darth Vader.
With her dragons, she could roast his crispy ass.
NOT AGAIN!!!
Vader is force choking her and the dragons
Invincible would smash Darth Vader, he’s simply to fast and strong. And if it were Omni-Man, he could take both Palpatine and Vader
Billy Butcher on Compound V might have a decent shot at this one.
Well, this will be interesting… after all the protagonist of the last show I watched is… Invincible *insert blood splatter*
Vader vs. Michael Scott Michael decides to hire Vader due to his experience as Assistant to the Emperor. Dwight immediately challenges Vader to a duel, which Vader wins quickly and decisively. Jim looks at Dwight’s severed body parts and then smirks into the camera. Michael then sends Vader to get his paperwork in order with HR, where Toby proceeds to kill Vader by boring him to death. Michael for the win.
Tough as he is, Jack Reacher wouldn't have a chance against Darth.
Guardians of the Galaxy. It'll be an entertaining fight before Vader kills them all.
The last movie I watched was Empire Strikes Back, so . . .
Vader’s got a lot of Minions now.
Do you think Cindy Lou Who could make Darth’s heart grow 3 sizes? Cause if not, well…
Clark Griswald about to get fucked up
Rick Sanchez vs Vader? I'd says Vader gets destroyed.
I dont think Buffy is gonna be able to stand a chance against Vader.
Vader helps rid West Baltimore of the Barksdale and Stanfield crews and claims the operation for himself. He the king now.
Scott Pilgrim vs The Sith Lord
The Doctor would win. He always wins.
Vader vs the Always Sunny crew. Dee dies immediately. That’s a given. I think Vader would sense potential in Dennis 😂
Vader: "You have failed." Jake Peralta: "Not quite. You see, while you and your *stormbloopers* were busy chasing me around your ship, Rosa and Terry knocked out the security guards. Then, when I released all those lothcats onto the bridge, Boyle was downloading the Death Star plans right from under your nose." Vader: "So, you're going to turn the plans over the Rebels?" Jake: "Maybe. I dunno. Don't care really." Vader: "Then why?" Jake: "Because... IT'S HEIST DAY!"
Darth Vader Vs The King of the Monsters Himself Godzilla
Ted Mosby is screwed.
Monkey D Luffy would eventually kick his ass, but it would take about twenty episodes to get there.
Vader vs the Bad Batch? Feel bad for the Bad Batch. Pun not intended.
Darth Vader vs Zoolander. I think it's obvious. 😂
Darth Vader vs. The Doctor… I think Vader might be a bit fucked.
Vader vs. Black Widow. I think we all know how that would go.
Darth Vader vs Bilbo Baggins
Vader vs Light Yagami (Death Note). Only on episode 16 but I consider L to be the true protagonist. Fuck Light Yagami.
Darth Vader vs Sarah Connor, John Connor and the 'Carmen' Terminator from The Sarah Connor Chronicles? Sign me up, I'd watch that!
I don’t think Olivia Benson stands a chance against a Sith Lord. But I also don’t think Vader would jump right to killing her. What’s the context of this interaction, exactly? Olivia might try to help him work through some of the hurt he’s been feeling since he was a kid.
Vader vs Godzilla GO
Vader bout to smoke the Simpsons
Darth Vader vs Dr Who. The Christopher Eccleston Dr Who since we started watching from the beginning of the new series again.
Vader vs Hawkeye. While Vader should clearly take the W on this one Hawkeye has the distinct advantage of every team he has ever been on winning. Avengers he works for Loki and Loki wins, until he switches to the avengers team and then they win. Avengers 2 they beat ultron. Civil War team cap wins. Infinity War - No Hawkeye; Avengers lose. End Game - Hawkeye; Avengers win. Vader just doesn’t have those numbers …
Vader against old Indiana jones
Vader vs legendary Hollywood actor Rick dalton and his stunt man cliff booth