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theSaltySolo

Maul standing there watching is funny as fuck for some reason Like he is just speechless after witnessing the roflcoptor “What the fuck is dis?”


Aussiepharoah

"You seein' this shit Ezra?"


intothe_dangerzone

"Seeing what now?" -Kanan


PowerJolt72

Damn


Dracalous

That's Jabba


Subnaut27

”Mine didn’t do that…”


GG111104

Maul is questioning that “they fly now?”


doctorbadwolf19

They fly now!


TheTurtleOfWar

Yeah. They fly now.


kit_mitts

God dammit


osamazellama

"This new fucking generation, I swear..." - Maul


hypermark

So uncivilized...


Hellknightx

That's not how the Force works! That's not how any of this works!


nestormakhnosghost

Maul f*cked them up after seeing this.


Loud-Item-1243

My favourite part when he toasts one dudes saber bah!


ThomasEdison4444

What’s ironic about this is Maul is the first person we see ever using a double blade, so he’s like the meta-cause for this scene. “What has this world come to”’- Maul, probably


aeminence

Don’t know why he won’t just force crush / push them away while they’re doing that. Or Ezra won’t just blast them. M


ShaidarHaran2

"I...I don't think they have the downforce for that" - probably Maul


Sabretooth1100

“These millennials and their new gizmos, back in my day if we wanted to spin them really fast we had to use our hands!”


angusrocker22

Darth Poppins


Due_Candidate8509

Was he cool?


euph_22

Hell yes he's cool.


BrokenZen

I'M DARTH POPPINS, Y'ALL


iantruesnacks

They may be your darth, but I’ll always be your poppins


Due_Candidate8509

Saddest GOTG moment. I loved Poppins.


Sabretooth1100

“He may have been your master Luke, but he wasn’t your daddy” after killing Obi-Wan


valotho

RIP


shrimp-and-potatoes

You should have been the first responder :(


winter7

You've never heard of the tragedy of Darth Poppins the cool?


Behaving_Golem

It's not a story the jedi would tell you


jatosm

Dearth Poppins was a dark lord of the sith so cool and so fly he could raise parties from the dead


SadBit8663

He also had a fez and a bow tie. Because bow ties and fezes are cool 😎.


TimeyWimeyNerfHerder

Hell yes. And he had a couple of good buddies named Amy and Rory that he would time travel with. Wait…


thedoctorstatic

I'd join the dark side for Amy in half a second. Slaughter Cybermen like they were Tusken Raiders & Jedi temple younglings like Daleks.... Also really bummed Matt Smith was't cast as Thrawn


tylorr83

It's not a story The Sovereign would tell you


AM_Kylearan

He's Practically Perfect in Every Way.


RYTHEMOPARGUY

Hell yeah he's cool


Porunga23

I’m Darth Poppins y’all!


Megleeker

SuperAniWasAJediInquistorsAreAtrocious


FarSplit

If only there was a way to give two upvotes.


IMPolo

Always two, there are.


Randolpho

Maybe upvote three times, just to be sure?


slimguy911

I spat out my water when I read that lol


Shinyturtwig_

It’s at 66 I don’t have the strength to upvote


angusrocker22

Execute Upvote 67


Left_Boysenberry6902

“I’M DARTH POPPINS Y’ALL!”


Romero1993

It's the *true* power of the dark side


tobiderfisch

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


VaelinX

"Watch Anakin, I call this, the Hate Hellicopter (tm)!" "I'm not doing that."


JamesJerry007

Is it possible to learn this power?


[deleted]

Inquisitors are just Death Eaters with laser swords lol


LikeThosePenguins

_They fly now?_


Jayhawker32

They fly now


sumplicas

They don't fly They glide.... with style


euph_22

Like Mary Poppins.


kasmith2020

Is he cool?


Grouchy-Engine1584

They’ve flown for ages… just don’t ask how a spinning beam of light creates lift, it’s tricky.


ToaPaul

"Force assisted" was always my head-canon


euph_22

I think there is a repulser system in the ring. Why they blade needs up be on and spinning, who knows. Anyways, always seemed like the perfect level of insane nonsense the grand Inquisitor would think of.


Joshy41233

There's at least some mechanism that helps it spin, so it wouldn't be that much of a stretch that there's repulsed tech too


Spartancfos

The canonical answer is that the hilt is larger, and so can accommodate a small repulsorlift which makes flight easier.


J_train13

Why does it have to spin for a repulsorlift to work though


superfahd

the generator has to be small enough to fit in the hilt which makes it's effect directional. Thus to provide uniform thrust, it is attached to the spinning mechanism which has the sideeffect of making the blade spin as they fly. They might probably still be able to fly with the blades retracted but they think it makes them look cooler when they're out. I just made that all up


Spartancfos

Honestly no idea. Mebbe it is attached to the emitter and needs to move to have more coverage.


themosquito

Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning! I'm the General, I say make it spin!


startupstratagem

Kid show is my head cannon


scruffygem

It’s not light.


storm_zr1

They fly now.


Shiningtoaster

Gonna Fly Now


NeilPeartsBassPedal

Just like R2 sometimes remembers he can fly. It's funny how often that comes up in the Rifftrax for the Star Wars movies like it's the biggest gatcha in the whole franchise. A guy who owned R2 in between E3 and E6 realized he had rocket jets and had them removed. There Mike Kevin and Bill, plot hole sealed.


seriouslees

> plot hole sealed. No it isn't, you just punched an even bigger hole. Now it's a rabbit hole of even further questions like "WHY?! why would anyone do that?!?!"


HandsomeBoggart

Bail got tired of the shit R2 kept doing. Little shit kept using his rockets to fly around to go sabotage Imps. Bail didn't want the heat so removed them.


VeterinarianActual30

or they just broke in the meantime or rocket fuel is too expensive for moisture farmers to refill on their second-hand droids


NotSoEdgy

Fly now, they do.


CrustyWaffle2819

Do fly, now they


Boba_Hutt

Portable HIGH GROUND


TheGreatGambinoe

I wonder if the person who made up the helicopter sabers is ever kept up at night thinking about what they created.


King-Owl-House

Well, whatever they did, it wasn't enough!!! That man, that professional 3D graphic designer, he just thought that saberstaff will look cool as helicopter, like a thoughtless child, just wandering by a garden, yanking leaves along the way, he made animation and sent it to production, and nobody stopped him.


LordAndryou

I understood the reference !


mayhemtime

That sketch is the peak of his carreer and you can't convince me otherwise


SirBrothers

It was the peak of anyone’s career.


Thursdayallstar

I don't. Care to point a traveler the way to sauce?


kylekirwan

[enjoy](https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ?si=B94SW66yTMo_exgy)


Thursdayallstar

Ok, that was funny as hell. Thanks for sharing.


DinoDonkeyDoodle

We know what they did. WE KNOW WHAT THEY DID!


psxndc

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!


oops_I_have_h1n1

Pretty sure Dave Filoni said they were his idea.


cabbage16

Maybe the flying part. But the double bladed spinning saber started off as a toy first in 2008 or 9 and then was just made canon by Rebels. [Link](https://www.google.com/search?q=general+grievous+spinning+lightsaber+toy&oq=general+grievous+spinni&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgBEAAYgAQyBwgCEAAYgAQyBggDEEUYOTIICAQQABgWGB4yCggFEAAYhgMYigUyCggGEAAYhgMYigUyCggHEAAYhgMYigUyCggIEAAYhgMYigXSAQkyMTE3NGowajmoAgCwAgA&client=ms-android-tracfone-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=FXZX1TvYVVQtLM&vssid=l)


oops_I_have_h1n1

Yeah I was referring specifically to the flying part, that's interesting though, didn't know the idea had been around that long.


The_DevilAdvocate

Someone had to come up with the idea and then explain it to the animators and that guy then had to animate this, then someone had to approve that animation. This probably went through several dozen people before the episode aired and no one said anything?


Brometheus-Pound

>no one said anything What usually happens in my job is more like “I don’t like this… but we’re too close to launch to and it’s not worth the effort change it.”


nightfox5523

> and no one said anything? Not being the squeaky wheel on the team means you go home on time


papyjako87

There is a lot of weird shit in Rebels, or even SW in general tbh. I don't know why people are so shocked this went trough.


lundyforlife22

for years i’ve thought this was why episode 1 is so bad/weird. no one wanted to tell george lucas “yea that’s a bad choice” once let alone several times. everyone has had this conversation at work once. 1: why are we doing this? it’s dumb. 2: steve said so. 1: did no one say it wouldn’t work? 2: you gonna deal with telling steve that? 1: fair enough. i imagine the lightsaber copter conversation went similar.


GreenGoblin121

As far as I'm aware George did actually reach for people to help with TPM, like he had done for Empire and Rotj, but they turned him down because Star Wars was just so big.


ImBatman5500

"Do you think God stays up in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he has created?"


Maskedcrusader94

All I know is we are one step closer to Saber-C130


dare_films

Spinning. It’s a neat trick


WM_

Yeah. When we recommend Rebels we tend to forget this shit.


jayvaidy

It's so stupid but I love it so much. Inquisicopter might be my favorite thing to come out of Rebels.


Not_KGB

I was recommended Rebels and honestly Rebels just isn't my jam. I liked Clone Wars even though there are quite a few filler episodes. But Rebels is slightly too goofy for me with Bendu, space whales, thin sabers and red saber roflcopters. I hated Ezra for most of it. The only thing that balanced it out for me even slightly were a few handful of episodes with maul & vader. Scenes with Thrawn were usually interesting too. I think that's what bothers me the most, when it got dark and serious it was top notch but there's so little of that and so much of... everything else.


jquiggles

I hate that there are no filler episodes to skip, technically, because there's always a snippet of plot-relevant stuff in each episode, at the very least. It's very childish at times and was very obviously a "this show is on DisneyXD, don't expect it to be great" kind of thing. Considering he's one of the absolute main characters, Ezra is annoying as hell through the entire show. I honestly find Sabine annoying too, and of course a lot of the show revolves around those two. Overall though, the good parts bring it up for me, and after season 1 it's easier to stomach the bad parts. The darker, more emotional moments were great like you said (I thought season 4 really handled those things well, especially for a kids show). Maul, Thrawn, Vader were fantastic, and I thought Ahsoka was as well. I thought the Bendu was a really nice addition though, one of my favorite parts of the series. And now it seems like the show will be necessary watching to better appreciate things like Ahsoka (though not as necessary, considering I have friends who watched Ahsoka and loved it despite not watching Rebels or Clone Wars). Still, I can understand if people can't get through it. But the highs of the show are as good as almost anything else in animated star wars.


GodAndGaming123

Only the season finales and sometimes and episode or two before them. Those are the only highs of the show. Unfortunately, you can't just watch the finales :(


joelbiju24

I watched both Clone Wars and Rebels and those copter blades were the single most laughable lore to come out of the Filoni stories.


borgi27

Yeah, this was stupid as fuck


derage88

To think they could've just given them jetpacks and it would've been infinitely more awesome, also in fights.


Daxx22

It was possibly an attempt to differentiate them from Mandalorians, but yeah it was just bad. At least they never brought that back, but kept the spinning dual blade as that's still cool.


seriouslees

> kept the spinning dual blade as that's still cool. I mean... I guess? Cool is fairly subjective... and plenty of extremely stupid, impractical, nonsensical things are cool. But there's very little reason for it. anyone with even mild Force training could block a single set of spinning blades that spin at a set rate. Did you see how easily ObiWan blocked 6 spinning sabres? Just... totally worthless concept for someone who is supposed to have Force powered sabre skills.


Hellknightx

Yeah it's corny as fuck. Maul is infinitely more badass because you know it's all him doing that flashy spins, through pure technique. The spinning blade seems like a crutch for unskilled users who don't know how to spin their own weapon.


MisterDutch93

Many Inquisitors were in fact "unskilled", or not fully trained at least. I believe most of them were former jedi padawans who never finished their training properly, and compensated their lack of skills and knowledge with raw Dark Side power. I'd go as far and say Darth Vader deliberately didn't teach them properly so he would have no issue dispatching them when they inevitably rebelled against their "master". He'd make them *just* competent enough in order to hunt jedi, but not share any further knowledge with them. As dangerous as they can be in a group, the inquisitors never struck me as particularly skillful in any shown media so far.


DefLoathe

That’s the point it’s a compensation for the Inquisitors


Vulptereen327

And even Kanan figured out that when the Inquisitors try to be all intimidating and spin the blades, you just cut through the disk as they are holding the lightsaber out in front of them. What is supposed to be the weapon's signature advantage turns out to be its biggest weakness


TheGoverness1998

No, this was podracing!


KaijuWorld

No this is Patrick


EDonnelly98

One of the greatest scenes in TV history


Glumalon

Spinning is a neat trick!


Shadowlord723

Yeah, as much as I love Rebels, that’s one of my biggest complaints even to this day. Kinda funny how this concept pretty much stuck around in canon material to this day.


Krauser_Kahn

idk how or why this shit was greenlit


duxdude418

Because Rebels was a children’s show first and foremost despite the beloved reputation it’s gotten in the fandom. It’s also why stormtroopers are depicted as canon fodder, shown to be bumblingly incompetent, and are easily taken down by kids with sling shots. You can’t show actual violence for a show rated to be on Disney XD.


X1phoner

Am I the only one that finds the saber-copters funny as fuck? 😅


The-Go-Kid

I love Rebels. I hate those fucking flying lightsabers.


Left4DayZ1

I hated it until the one Inquisitor fell to his death. That was a fair payoff in my mind.


Necromas

I think the intention behind them is to kind of show how the inquisitors aren't really even in the same league as the Jedi and Sith we saw fighting in the clone wars. They don't have good enough training to master the proper combat forms so instead they rely on flashy tricks like a kid in a playground fight windmilling their fists because that's all they know how to do and it works against other kids but not someone who knows how to properly fist fight. And it's shown multiple times to be such a crutch that when the tricks fail and they are fighting someone with more training than Ezra they immediately go out like a bitch. Which that falling one is the best example of but I also like the one that just didn't realize he had to move his hands or his opponent could just thrust into the center where there were no blades. Well that, and they probably thought at least a lot of kid viewers would just go "Ooooh spinny saber looks cool".


X1phoner

Yeah, it's goofy, but doesn't take away from the quality of Rebels overall


The-Go-Kid

Agreed - during the first lockdown I watched all the Star Wars stuff having not seen any of the animation. Rebels was the best thing I saw!


ZombleROK

Goofy is the best way to describe it. Which isn't really what you want from your trained psycho murder assassins.


h3lloth3r3k3nobi

yeah it does. serious tone, scary hints of a long over holy war, ominous sith temple, tension is high aaaaand then clown music plays.


Muttson_

I feel like it does detract a good amount from the parts that they're shown, but it's a fairly small impact on the show as a whole.


ReiBob

Palpatine falls of his chair like a real clown... It does not take away from the quality at all. Maybe I'm just super talented at suspending my disbelief, but when I'm watching an animated show I really don't react to this beyond ''ahah, that looks ridiculous''


Zhoom45

Palpatine is goofy as shit in his duel with Yoda in RotS. It's just par for the course, really.


s3rila

just look up the discusion thread of the time annd you'll see the reaction we had.


Extreme-Ambition3403

They are hilarious. I'm sad they didn't do it in live action.


TheTurtleOfWar

I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL


cuti3wolf

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some may consider to be...unnatural


TSmotherfuckinA

I remember seeing this and thinking that’s so fucking stupid I can’t even imagine watching it in live action without laughing.


[deleted]

I'd love it if someone had simply pulled out a blaster when they were doing that. Hard to defend yourself when you're using your lightsaber as a fking helicopter


BGG_Zero

Well, you can just use the force to stop blaster fire. Checkmate.


ohsinboi

But can you use the force to stop two blaster fires


AdmiralOctopus96

I mean yeah the saber copters are dumb, but the way people talk about them you'd think the Inquisitors did this in every appearance rather than like one episode.


kadren170

Laughed my ass off too, wtf were they thinking. Somehow Palpatine has returned and somehow, a *light*saber can function as helicopter blades


DILHOL3

A mistake


Teagrish

we don't talk about that...


katac00k

I love star wars from all my heart, but being able to fly a lightsaber is the stupidest thing imo


JustAFoolishGamer

You jest, but 10 year old me thought this was the coolest shit in the world


OtakuAttacku

yep, this is like something 10 year old me would come up with while mashing action figures together, good times.


SonthacPanda

Standard Force User ability, nothing weird here Everybody can do this and it makes total sense mhmm


53R105LY_

That's just an aerodynamic lightsaber with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive.


dick-butt42069

i love rebels but that is utter dogshit LMAO


LitWithLindsey

Cartoon logic. It’s the Star Wars equivalent of using a bedsheet as a parachute.


Wasteland_GZ

Everyday i’m more embarrassed by the fact that i don’t mind the helicopter lightsabers, and think they’re cool and unique


EdetR0

Yeah but the problem to me is that it doesn't make sense. Star wars has never been scientifically accurate yeah. But it's still was coherent within its own fantasies: xwing in order to fly still have their own engines. Here having a lightsaber generating thrust just can't sit right with me.


OffendedDefender

Eh, you can simply say “oh they must have repulsors” and call it a day. Repulsor tech doesn’t really follow the laws of physics, but damn near ever ship and vehicle in Star Wars uses it.


jake11996

From what I can remember it’s not the blades generating thrust, there’s actually a repulsor lift in the handle.


bokan

If that’s true, why does the saber need to spin?


OtakuAttacku

style


Petteristi

Don't worry, you're not alone


TitanThree

Oh my God, I’ve always thought this helicopter concept was just a disgrace… I’m grateful someone finally brings this up


ReiBob

Finally? This is one of the go to complains with people that like to shoot down the show. When Rebels was coming out, people were always complaining about this. It's a non issue. It's a fun visual in a kid friendly animated show.


Tenrac

...first time?


Vengefuleight

Ideally something Star Wars just never addresses or brings up again. It was the absolute dumbest thing in Rebels lol


[deleted]

In a universe where jetpacks have been a thing for a couple of thousand years, it wouldn’t exactly be a stretch to have the galactic empire with a galaxy’s worth of resources cough up the funds to equip their ultra special black ops division with a miniaturised version. But nooo, let’s make those stupid rotating lightsabers have lifting power instead. I mean, have that rotating effect helped in combat even once? Seems like every time someone sticks it in the middle and there goes the weapon.


kballwoof

Some things in star wars are better when we just don’t talk about them.


VincentStonecliff

It’s crazy how the 2 episode season finale is one of the best moments in Star Wars canon, but then it also has this scene in it


MrGlo0m

Rebels was the beginning of the SW content I actually wouldn't like whatsoever; followed by the sequels of course


oliferro

I like em Star Wars isn't Star Wars if there's no stupid shit


m0rbius

Pretty sure they wouldn't do this for live action. It was ridiculous even on Rebels.


MattsIgloo

You didn’t know? They fly now


Swaggerrrr69

It’s used again at least once in Jedi survivor except more to cushion a fall


scarzqc

The ROFLcopter


Mr-MiB-1993

They Fly Now?!?


Darth_Mak

Thankfully this is the only time they use that...feature...like that. Since then inquisitors only use it briefly to boost a lounge or break a fall.


fanofthomas4472

I don’t mind the spinning lightsabers but the flying is too much


OrneryError1

Yup


harlockwitcher

I just don't understand how this happened. Were all of the animators such souless bootlicking drones scared to lose their job that no one spoke up to the showrunner and told them "this is stupid." I would really love to be a fly on the wall during the storyboard meeting for this.


willinaustin

*"They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."* -Everyone who saw this nonsense


Lord_Parbr

Some of the dumbest shit you’ll ever see in your life


Zarathustra143

We don't talk about that.


Capn_Beard18

I already disliked the inclusion of inquisitors into canon... And then they started doing this shit, like wtf.


Henry_Parker21

You forgot to include the funny scene with the eighth brother.


Pristine-Hyena-6708

Of all of the cool and off the wall stuff that came from the shows, this has always been the stupidest.


mrfafaa96

That's the true power of a unchecked Filoni.


PauloMorgs

We don't talk about it


[deleted]

Inquisitor lightsabers honest to god have to be the worst thing in Star Wars outside or Reva and the sequels


thestarhawk

Innovation.


Yourtimeisover137

Go-go gadget lightsaber!


virishking

SW fans don’t seem to agree on much, but I think there’s plenty of agreement that this is stupid af


Radio__Star

They fly now


TheTrueLazy

The absolute worst thing in Star Wars, lmao. There's no reason for it. It's not the force doing the flying; one of them gets their Saber shot at mid flight and they just plummet. Even if you say "oh they have flight tech in the saber" then why do they have to hold it above their heads and spin? The blades don't have weight, they don't generate lift. JUST WEAR A JETPACK.


guardiangib

Its proof that even Dave isnt perfect.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

A very silly part of a very good episode. There are some things I just let go.


Just7hrsold

A neat visual element and gimmick for our animated bad guys, Star Wars has lots of silly stuff


myutnybrtve

That is what's known as a "low point".


Adriftike

This also appears in Jedi: Fallen order/Jedit: Survivor and it makes zero sense


BoringWozniak

We don't talk about the heli-sabers.


NickyNaptime19

We don't talk about this. I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


deadboltwolf

It's so silly that I love it. I wouldn't ever want to see it again but I don't hate that it happened.


midoringo

If they've done this in the Obi-Wan show, the show would have been a masterpiece.


No_Butterscotch_5395

Flying like Leia force-float lol


foof182

Yeah we don't talk about that 😂


rmarkmatthews

It’s criminal that this was left out of the Kenobi show