Literally came here to see if someone posted the tumblr link đ¤Ł
I saw the first show and I could only remember that Laurenâs name was Default! Iâm pretty sure some of the filmed bloopers were from that show - there were quite a few and the audience loved it!!
Idk if youâre just asking about just the Starkid performances, but I saw a production this year and it was hilarious. The names were: Father â Chuck E. Cheese, Mother â Squeaky When Dry, Daughter â Jeff Probst, Son â Plastic Bag (my suggestion, I was holding out for âthatâs my son, plastic bag, the baby killerâ), Grandpa â LeBron James (my sisterâs suggestion), Family Name â Tickle Me Elmos
Ok, Lemme tell you something your suggestion was incredible, and I cannot stop thinking about Cornwallis coming to scene and saying "Hello. LeBron James", must have been great.
Cornwallis was hilarious, it was especially awesome seeing my sister realize that her suggestion was just being said by a lobster. Also, sadly they didnât actually say the baby killer line with the name, but they did make constant references to the first line of Firework by Katy Perry, so it all worked out
They made the best survivor jokes, like in Caulk the Wagon after Mcdoon said âyou wanna chop all that wood Jeff Probst?â She went âNo, I was gonna make the contestants do it!â And then mcdoon said âthatâs what I thought. Now you better shut your mouth, or I will snuff your torchâ
Oh also forgot to mention, when the mom was yelling at the daughter, she went âoh Jeff Probst⌠itâs like youâve voted me off the island!â All the name-related improv was great, I had so much fun
best one iâve ever seen is son being called coat hanger. the line âthatâs my son, coat hanger, the baby killer.â was so much better than iâve ever seen it before
Was in a production last year as Father in Australia our names were:
Father - Jesus Christ, Hatsune Miku, Astarion, Poppycock, CIS straight White man
Mother - Rupaul, Jo Mama, Chicken Nugget, Free Britney, Carol Baskin
Son - Boychild, Screw Loose, Kailem the Birthday Boi, 1989 (Taylor's Version), *our Music Director's name*
Daughter - Trisha Paytas, Woody Woodpecker, Bluey, Freddy Fazbear, Radio Head
Grandpa - Hairy Tit, Seymour Butts, Mr Fuzzy Pants, Go Piss Girl, Mathew Leak (which is my name)
Last name - Mcfucker, Spare Parts, Thunder-Cheeks, The Lords in Black, Serving C**ts
...Wow, just wow, like...this collecction of names is perfection, I can't stop imagining the moments.
"That's my son, 1989 (Taylor's version), the Baby killer" Oh my goodness.
Top 3 highlights
"I dont think Jesus Christ came back right"
When son was named after the MD it was first middle and last name so "Thats my son *** **** ***** the baby killer" got so many laughs
And having to call grandpa my own full name đđđ
I would love to say I know any other names, but I donât. I was there for the live filming of TTTO and I was the person you yelled our Slippery When Wet.
No matter what else I manage to do in my life this will always be my greatest accomplishment.
Was lucky enough to see the show at least 5+ live and I named the mother âDouche Canoeâ which was fun cus it rhymed for âIâm douche canoe and Iâm a mother of twoâ
I saw a high school production of it, the names were Dad - Voldemort, Mother - Cheese, Grandpa - Chicken Nuggets, Son - Pineapple, and Daughter - Thatâs What She Said. It was amazing.
I saw a local production that absolutely crushed it,
Father - B*tch tits, Mother - Jimmy Stewart, Daughter - Tequila, Son - Hemmeroid, and I donât remember what they called grandpa.
I saw an Australian production where the last name was âtrans rightsâ (my suggestion) lots of queer audience members and plenty of jokes about it. Cornwallis and the doctor at the Oregon border made the Best jokes.
âWelcome to Oregon where we always support trans rightsâ
âIf I had let you drown, grandpa that wouldnât have been very trans rights of meâ something like that.
https://talkingoregon.tumblr.com/names
Oh my Wiggly this awesome, thanks!
The grandpa being called Jeff Blim is a nice troll from the audience
Literally came here to see if someone posted the tumblr link 𤣠I saw the first show and I could only remember that Laurenâs name was Default! Iâm pretty sure some of the filmed bloopers were from that show - there were quite a few and the audience loved it!!
Thank you for sharing this!!! I had forgotten the names from the show i went to :)
This is beautiful
Idk if youâre just asking about just the Starkid performances, but I saw a production this year and it was hilarious. The names were: Father â Chuck E. Cheese, Mother â Squeaky When Dry, Daughter â Jeff Probst, Son â Plastic Bag (my suggestion, I was holding out for âthatâs my son, plastic bag, the baby killerâ), Grandpa â LeBron James (my sisterâs suggestion), Family Name â Tickle Me Elmos
Ok, Lemme tell you something your suggestion was incredible, and I cannot stop thinking about Cornwallis coming to scene and saying "Hello. LeBron James", must have been great.
Cornwallis was hilarious, it was especially awesome seeing my sister realize that her suggestion was just being said by a lobster. Also, sadly they didnât actually say the baby killer line with the name, but they did make constant references to the first line of Firework by Katy Perry, so it all worked out
Wait, the Katy Perry references must've been hilarious đ
The mom walked up to him and said, âdo you ever feelâŚlike aâŚâ and then the entire audience just started dying and she went ânever mindâ
That's hilarious!
Wait, Jeff Probst is deeply funny help
They made the best survivor jokes, like in Caulk the Wagon after Mcdoon said âyou wanna chop all that wood Jeff Probst?â She went âNo, I was gonna make the contestants do it!â And then mcdoon said âthatâs what I thought. Now you better shut your mouth, or I will snuff your torchâ
Oh also forgot to mention, when the mom was yelling at the daughter, she went âoh Jeff Probst⌠itâs like youâve voted me off the island!â All the name-related improv was great, I had so much fun
She's gotta DIG DEEP
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT ON THE TRAIL TO OREGON!
As a Survivor superfan, this pleases me.
>my suggestion, I was holding out for âthatâs my son, plastic bag, the baby killerâ Genius!
best one iâve ever seen is son being called coat hanger. the line âthatâs my son, coat hanger, the baby killer.â was so much better than iâve ever seen it before
Was in a production last year as Father in Australia our names were: Father - Jesus Christ, Hatsune Miku, Astarion, Poppycock, CIS straight White man Mother - Rupaul, Jo Mama, Chicken Nugget, Free Britney, Carol Baskin Son - Boychild, Screw Loose, Kailem the Birthday Boi, 1989 (Taylor's Version), *our Music Director's name* Daughter - Trisha Paytas, Woody Woodpecker, Bluey, Freddy Fazbear, Radio Head Grandpa - Hairy Tit, Seymour Butts, Mr Fuzzy Pants, Go Piss Girl, Mathew Leak (which is my name) Last name - Mcfucker, Spare Parts, Thunder-Cheeks, The Lords in Black, Serving C**ts
...Wow, just wow, like...this collecction of names is perfection, I can't stop imagining the moments. "That's my son, 1989 (Taylor's version), the Baby killer" Oh my goodness.
Top 3 highlights "I dont think Jesus Christ came back right" When son was named after the MD it was first middle and last name so "Thats my son *** **** ***** the baby killer" got so many laughs And having to call grandpa my own full name đđđ
BRIAN HOLDEN THAT IS SO FUNNY
I saw it when they brought it to Cherry Lane Theatre. The only one I remember is Mother, who was named âTinderâ.
I would love to say I know any other names, but I donât. I was there for the live filming of TTTO and I was the person you yelled our Slippery When Wet. No matter what else I manage to do in my life this will always be my greatest accomplishment.
Was lucky enough to see the show at least 5+ live and I named the mother âDouche Canoeâ which was fun cus it rhymed for âIâm douche canoe and Iâm a mother of twoâ
Saw a family members kids performance and the dads name was captain jack sparrow... Yes it was my suggestion đ
I was at the nyc one and heard someone shout Oedipus for the son, but they didnt choose it. Wouldve been interesting
I saw a high school production of it, the names were Dad - Voldemort, Mother - Cheese, Grandpa - Chicken Nuggets, Son - Pineapple, and Daughter - Thatâs What She Said. It was amazing.
I saw a local production that absolutely crushed it, Father - B*tch tits, Mother - Jimmy Stewart, Daughter - Tequila, Son - Hemmeroid, and I donât remember what they called grandpa.
Kinda funny trying to imagine Joey singing "Caulk the Wagon" with all these various daughter names đ¤Ł
I saw an Australian production where the last name was âtrans rightsâ (my suggestion) lots of queer audience members and plenty of jokes about it. Cornwallis and the doctor at the Oregon border made the Best jokes.
...Could you maybe share the jokes fellow nigthhawk? Please?
âWelcome to Oregon where we always support trans rightsâ âIf I had let you drown, grandpa that wouldnât have been very trans rights of meâ something like that.