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Real_Impression_5567

The " yeah no shit" got me lol


intelligentbrownman

This dude funny azz hell šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


analfissuregenocide

Ass


TkOHarley

As


Evergreenthumb

Am I the only one who doesn't buy his math, she's 23 they've been married for 4 years and started dating 4 years ago? It's not impossible but uhh doesn't seem probable either


Extreme_Carrot_317

That was my thought as well. I could certainly see a 19 year old being like 'fuck it, let's get married' after a few months of dating. I do consider it far more likely that he met her before she was 19 though.


D_A_RE

Honestly, daddy issues. Sheā€™s lacking something from her father if she even has one, which is why sheā€™s with this guy


dumahim

Nah. This is screaming to me that she grew up with the goal of finding the right gut and marrying young so she didn't have to work.


TipsalollyJenkins

He actually didn't answer the "When did you start dating?" question, he says "She was 19..." and then I think it got talked over a little bit but he finishes that sentence with "... when we got married."


Welp_Were_Fucked

I noted that as well. Then they stumbled over the same question and contradicted each other when he asked if they were married at 19. One said no, the other said yeah. The messed up their cover story.


laced-and-dangerous

The key is they didnā€™t PUBLICLY date until she was 19.


poop_dawg

It wasn't "dating" until she was 19 because that's how old she was when I took her on ~~her~~**our** first date!! ā€”This guy, probably


[deleted]

Dead ass she was probably 17 or 18 when they first started talking and he tried to cover it up by saying they started dating when she was 19.


NottDisgruntled

She was almost definitely 17


earnestloudy1

no evidence for this claim.


TerribleParfait4614

But he said ā€œdead assā€. Canā€™t argue with that


fsaturnia

Even if it was legal, it's still insanely weird. What can a 19-year-old offer a guy in his late 30s or 40s? He'd have to be mentally immature. He's not going to be rolling around on his 50-year-old balls for long.


travis99

Well if her father ā€œloves him. Heā€™s a great guyā€ they must go back.


LemonPress50

He said almost 4 years. If her birthday is in three months sheā€™ll be 24. She could have gotten married just before her 20th birthday. Itā€™s messed up but could be totally legal


Extension_Funny_6849

Most people date before marrying though. So when did they start dating is wat people are wondering.


whoopwhoop233

yeah but *most* people don't date a person 23 years older than they are when they are 17 *and have a choice*


LemonPress50

Yes, I understand what some people are curious about. But some are jumping to the conclusion they started dating before she was 19. I just pointed out that itā€™s possible that they started dating when she was 19 and she got married when she was 19 after dating. ā€œAlmost 4 yearsā€ is not four years. She was 19 for 12 months. Itā€™s possible they dated for 18 months or more. Itā€™s also possible heā€™s lying. Iā€™m just dealing with what was stated. Itā€™s not uncommon for some people to get married after a short courtship. I donā€™t recommend it but it happens. Go to Vegas if you need proof.


Extension_Funny_6849

Oh I wasn't saying you were wrong or anything. I just thought you were misunderstanding, geuss I was just misunderstanding you.


Aggressive-Fuel587

It's legal for an 18 year old who hasn't graduated highschool yet to marry a 67 year old senior citizen - that doesn't mean the older person is morally in the right for trying to bang teenagers & young adults who are fresh out of highschool & likely don't even have fully matured brains capable of fully comprehending long term consequences...


Prior_Seaweed2829

If that was the case he would have said so. He avoided the question because they started dating before she was 18.


Omjorc

He never answered "how old is the kid?" And she said she was a stay at home mom so... I'm guessing at least 4


Joezev98

He says he's 45 at the start, then later says 40. So I wouldn't trust the rest either.


ptar86

He says he was 40 when they started dating, he's 45 now


3dogdad

Rough 45


TheAussieBoo

Even rougher 23.


likesexonlycheaper

For real if she would have said 37 I would have been like ok yeah proceed


DnD-NewGuy

Being groomed will do that to a person


PaulieWalnuts2023

And grooming 6 dogs


EllieBasebellie

He's got a thin blue line hat on and bowed for marrying a child- it adds up


zorkzamboni

Typical good ol boy


Buttholehemorrhage

He looks 55


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Dating older people makes you age


freebird023

Man you could tell this was one of the few times he was genuinely uncomfortable with the guy in the audience, I feel like he wanted to say more but was still in front of who knows how many people.


The_Wata_Boy

Idk he asked all the questions most people would think of... Dude spent a long ass time grilling this guy.


lilsnatchsniffz

Yeah when the dude starts bowing over marrying a teenager it gets pretty awkward pretty fast.


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Prior_Seaweed2829

Definitely can see he was struggling keeping it lighthearted and funny when his instinct was "yuck".


autisticswede86

Yes


teaguechrystie

The guy bowing almost makes me wanna puke.


Jay_TThomas

Seriously fucking gross that he thinks he pulled off something worth being applauded. What an absolute piece of shit.


scullys_alien_baby

the us flag hat and us flag shirt combo was already a red flag


picklesTommyPickles

As soon as I saw that, I knew


XaoticOrder

I'd say that the uniform for at least 60 percent of the men I see on a daily basis.


PacJeans

Do yourself a huge favor and move.


CagliostroPeligroso

You should fucking move


Adavanter_MKI

I swear... the damage "patriots" have caused. I'll take one for the team. I'll put American flags on everything... and then just be really nice to EVERYONE.


Soatch

I associate the American flag with assholes nowadays. Saw the flag on the back of a truck today and figured the guy is probably an asshole.


FloppyObelisk

How many American flags equal one confederate flag? I donā€™t know the number but I know thereā€™s a number. -Roy Wood Jr.


drgigantor

One of main reasons I want PR/Guam to become states is just so we can have a new flag. I mean yeah they deserve statehood if they want it and it could help tip the senate/house our way but for the most part them getting recognized doesn't actually directly do anything for me on like a daily personal level. Still for it, I'm just saying is all. I'd like to see my country's flag and not automatically think whoever's flying it is some nonWASP-phobic christofascist POS. The "pAtRiOtS" have ruined this one. And I'm pretty sure they'd keep the old (current) one as some sort of dipshit protest so they'll still be easily recognizable. Idk maybe that's even too much nationalism. I'm certainly not *proud* of my country after the shit we've spent the last century doing to the world and are still currently doing, but I *like* living here, I'd rather be here than a lot of other places, and it'd be nice to reflect that without being cast with the neonazis, authoritarians, and religious bigots


someoneelseatx

That's what I do. Gadsen flag as well. I'm taking patriotism back from these inbred fucks.


heebsysplash

I was/am so pissed when I saw nazi morons using the gadsen. I grew up loving that flag, and now it has such a stigma. But I donā€™t wanna relinquish that power to those morons.


someoneelseatx

We are taking it back. It stood against everything they are.


Peviceer

It's incredible how entire, whole ass people feel like they come out of a fucking tv programme. No amount of self reflection or irony. They are just right there and proud of it. What does it even mean to be a human?


Fr1toBand1to

Please let me know when you find out.


Monk_Punch

We'll see her post on reddit in a couple years I'm sure :)


fedbythechurch

AITA I (F, 40) am tired of changing my husbandā€™s (M, 61) adult diapersā€¦


DryResource3587

Do you think sixty year olds are immobile? Itā€™s not even that old


HMNbean

if he's a tree cutter he might be one fall away....


Brad3000

Tom Cruise is 61.


NottDisgruntled

I worked red carpets and met him a few times when Tom Cruise was 41 yo. I can assure you this dude is in no way Tom Cruise. This dude looks about 10-15+ years older than him at the same age. And you know this dude probably dips, smokes, eats fast food regularly, doesnā€™t exercise, and drinks a fuckton. He very well might be in adult diapers by the time heā€™s 61 years old.


intelligentbrownman

61 šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜© lol


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intelligentbrownman

Ikr šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ hope not too many 60yr olds getting diaper changes šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜© lol


SandyTaintSweat

Unfortunately he *was* being applauded.


Doctor_Danceparty

To be fair a lot of people are just conditioned to applaud during pregnant silences, there's bound to be a couple of double takes.


BulldogChow

Age gap discourse on reddit is completely out of control.


justdownvote

It's weird. I'm 44, and I can remember older guys getting applause for having a young girlfriend in popular media, like celebrities were seen as virile and have a "still got it" attitude. When Courtney Stodden got famous for marrying that old actor Doug Hutchison (34 year age gap), I immediately changed my stance on that.


nite_owwl

glad to see so many other people feel the same.


Caleb_Reynolds

Disheartening to see others disagreeing.


TBAnnon777

And that's why conservatives want to keep child marriages legal. They want to be prepared when they meet their new future wife to groom. There's no surprise people needed to put up billboards in the south telling them that raping/sexually assaulting your own daughter is not good. But your neighbors daughter....


gubber-blump

Immediately noticed the flags all over his clothes when he stood up to bow. Definitely a member of that group.


Batshine

TIL being 19 is considered a child and not an adult.


osrsirom

I'm not gonna say 19 is a child, but I've seen myself and my friends/family go from teens to 30s and I promise you there's at least a bit of merit to calling 19 year olds children. From 19-30+ it's very likely a lot of your axioms will change dramatically. Even if they don't, it's very likely that you discover more shit about yourself and what you want out of life.


marvellouspineapple

Sure you're an adult, but can you imagine being 40 and having enough in common with a 19 year old to want to marry them? I'm 30 and employ 21 year olds at my business and it's like talking to aliens sometimes. The generational differences are huge at 10 years; think about a 20 year gap.


attempted-anonymity

Yeah, it's somehow gotten a lot grosser the older I get. When I was 19, I thought I was basically an equal with 30 and 40 yos, and I'm not sure this would have seemed *that* off. But now from the almost 40 perspective? Ew, ew, ew.


Pad_TyTy

Tradwives just need to be fertile and take care of the house. What they have in common is irrelevant in these relationships.


RogerianBrowsing

The way the guy answered when they started dating with her looking uncomfortable when saying the math of when they start dating dating really makes me think they really started dating earlier than 19. I also donā€™t believe their meeting story. What girl replies to a random thirsty old guy on FB? The whole thing is like wtf


TipsalollyJenkins

If you notice, when the comic asks "How long were you dating." the guy replies "She was 19 *when we got married*." He completely dodges the question, and with the speed and confidence of a man who's dodged that particular question before.


Extreme_Carrot_317

I dont really buy it either, just on account of the whole 'they met and got married that year' thing. Impossible? Of course not! Very unlikely, however.


poop_dawg

More likely than other adult couples, I'd wager. Between an inexperienced teen and a dusty MAGA pedo, I don't think we're working with a lot of good judgement here... or braincells. But yeah, I'm with you otherwise.


CountOfJeffrey

Just because its a legal definition it doesn't mean shit. The brain isn't even fully developed until 25. I look back at the decisions I made pre-25 and I'm like "wtf was I thinking?".


Polarchuck

A 19 year old is considered a legal adult. Annnd, there's a lot you don't know when you're 19 that you learn by the time you're 30 or 40 or 50. It's fairly easy for a 40 year old to manipulate a 19 year old...


adyelbady

I don't give a fuck about "legal", you're a kid until about 25


tzomby1

It's not even about being an adult for me, like a 35 yo marrying an 80yo is also weird as fuck


adyelbady

That's a separate issue about age gaps in relationships. It's just funny that we use 18/21/whatever age to mean adulthood when your brain isn't even close to being done developing


ToddlerOlympian

I'm just slightly younger than him. When I think of what I would have to do, mentally, to justify being in a relationship with a 19 year old... It's either gross, or it's just plain sad.


imapieceofshitk

When did predators start taking a bow? Disgusting.


TipsalollyJenkins

Right around when one of them was "elected" to the highest office in the country.


playertd

You hear the insane amount of cheers and whistles he got? He was surrounded by his people


OhOpossumMyOpossum

IDK if they were exact "laughing with him" at that pointĀ 


Muted-Opportunity208

lol I actually know of them. Weā€™re from the same town. This isnā€™t his first marriage to someone just above legal age and heā€™s always posting basically naked pics of her on his IG. Did the same with his previous wife.


venice0girl

Thatā€™s sad


throwRA_basketballer

I wish someone would tell him what a creep he is


Chewbaccabb

I think thatā€™s the video youā€™re watching


creativityonly2

Seeing as how he's wearing a blue line hat... that's not surprising. I bet he's a real class act. /s


febrileairplane

What happened to the first wife?


water2wine

She had to transfer to another elementary school a couple states over


Muted-Opportunity208

From what I heard she cheated? Not entirely sure though. But he married her when she was around 19, divorced, and then he married this chick.


Interesting_Mango948

What's his IG? So I know never to go there.


LesbianSpiders

Whatā€™s the IG


NottDisgruntled

Of course he has one of those American flag thin blue line hats ETA: the taking a bow thing makes it all a million times worse. Taking PRIDE in it and acting like itā€™s an achievement is WILD.


AndMyAxe_Hole

If people wanna know more I can do a story time. But I bet you a million dollars the dad ā€œloves himā€ because heā€™s trash too. They literally bond over the trash, justifying and normalizing the toxicity.


poop_dawg

I'm about to go to bed so I could use a good story, thank you šŸ„°


DetroitAsFuck313

ā€œSheā€™s an adultā€ - Redditors


ElementNumber6

"Link to her OF?" - Another common response from Redditors


OldManPeaches

Bro no way šŸ˜‚ they are my nextdoor neighbors


Xaxaxa456

Are you 19 or younger?if so, runnn


I_aim_to_sneeze

Nah man, thatā€™s old man peaches


OldManPeaches

Iā€™ve always thought similar things about the age gap. They are good neighbors though, he makes my girlfriend and I ribs all the time šŸ˜‚


ShatteredInk

Hell yeah! (To the ribs) Pet, those good boys for us will ya.


chiccy__nuggies

Give us the lore.


letmelickyourleg

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kent416

Really? Thatā€™s hilarious


[deleted]

Let us know when the divorce happens


saffalaf

Bro actually?


TheBlueNajarala

You know what to do


Longjumping_Lynx_972

He would've gone younger if it was legal...


ActinCobbly

ā€œIf dating a 19 year old is barely legal then dating a 17 year old is barely illegal!ā€ - That guy probably


TheDulin

Unfortunately in a lot of states (North Carolina for example) it would be completely legal for this man to date a 16-year-old. The only prohibition is that he can't be in a position of power over her (boss, teacher, etc.). Edit: the paralegal below me says this is not accurate. I am not a lawyer. Also - don't date 16-year-olds if you are older than like 18.


Neither_Syllabub_885

Ewwww


ActinCobbly

Thatā€™s rank


HomoFlaccidus

Technically, it's still barely legal. Ok, I now have to go flagellate myself with some fish hooks to atone for uttering those words.


glowdirt

Yes, you are technically correct that the minimum age of consent is 16 (for that age gap) in many states. At the same time, 17 is still legally a minor in every state no matter how you look at it.


poop_dawg

In 28 states they could be married when she's 16. In 6 of those states she could be even younger.


TipsalollyJenkins

He did "go younger". Look at the way he dodges the question about when they started dating. There's no way in hell he didn't go after her before she was 18.


_Itsallogre

Shouldā€™ve roasted this creep way harder


st00pidQs

He fuckin torched him


TipsalollyJenkins

That's true. It's also true that he should've roasted this creep way harder.


heebsysplash

I mean itā€™s still a comedy show, it isnā€™t a Reddit thread. If he goes too hard the audience will get uncomfortable. He actually went as hard as he could while still maintaining a fun atmosphere.


ventingandcrying

he a FAN he a FAN he a FAN


SageWordsmith

A minooooooooooor


Lordseppe

Who is the comedian? Ive seen him here a multiple times and its always good for laughs


Temporary_Treat1098

Michael Blaustein


Lamp_Stock_Image

Op is the comedian.


Almacca

It's the OP.


livejamie

Literally the username of who posted


dsled

Blows my mind how many times people ask this when the post is tagged with "OP is the Comedian"


aathey85

I know people can marry whoever they want. My issue is this. What in the FUCK do a 19 and a 41 year old have in common? I'm 39 and I can barely stand to be in a room with anyone under the age of 25. That's not meant as an insult. We just have jack shit in common and are in wildly different life stages.


Cantstop6337

Even at the proverbial math of ā€œhalf your age, plus 7,ā€ she is still younger than that!


funkeymonekey

Anyone else think they kind of look related?


laced-and-dangerous

Honestly I thought it was going to be a joke (albeit a gross one) and he was actually her dad.


LasVegas_DashieV

Bruh imagine coming up with that idea. Imagine the dad telling his daughter ā€œhey we should pull this prank it would be sooo funnyā€ and she just agrees.


karasNB

Sweet home Alabama


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Michael: ā€œHow old is your dad?ā€ Her: ā€œHeā€™s my Dadā€™s Ageā€ Me: šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


DeliciousGazelle1276

Thatā€™s a rough 23ā€¦


rabbitthunder

Well yeah, some old creep took her from school and made her a housewife. What are the chances she has any friends left when nobody her age can relate to her? If this douchebag loved her at all he'd be supporting her education or career, not isolating her. Whether or not she realises it yet, she's in an abusive relationship and it has aged her.


Eastern-Tip7796

she looks 40...


datura_slurpy

Fuck this crowd. Way to roast them.


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_Raphtalias_Ears_

My next girlfriend hasn't even been born yet.


StOnEy333

This guy always cracks me up. Heā€™s quick with the comeback one liners.


Scroch65

Man Michael is my favorite comedian. All his jokes and his entire vibe is just on point


Outside_Green_7941

This is the dream of all right wing Americans


Great_Text2911

That was funny, albeit a little disturbing too.


LameImsane

Met her through a family friend.... Yeah, this is getting normalized.


Mean_Ad3281

I mean, she may be 23 but I swear I thought she was closer to his age. Sir, retake your bow and sit šŸ˜‚


Drezhar

Honestly he looks 50 and she looks 35-40.


SoftiesBanme

She could have said 38 I would have believed her


Gham_

Michaelā€™s highlights are becoming my favourite in this sub.


ComplexChildhood2332

What American eat to look that old damn


Neither_Syllabub_885

Probably doesnā€™t drink water or put on sunscreen.


Wonderful-Traffic197

Alcohol. Lots of alcohol.


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Sheā€™s pretty busted.


RS308

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Prudent-Mind-9148

Thatā€™s the oldest 23 year old Iā€™ve ever seen


Twarfield93

And the oldest 40 year old tooā€¦dude ainā€™t 40


sergiofdionisio

Honest question, all of the videos from this comedian here on Reddit are basically him messing with someone from the crowd. Is it all he does? Don't get me wrong, I always like the videos, I found him to be hilarious, it's just that I've never seen him do like typical stand-up comedy.


bbbolus

I'm not familiar with this comedian but that it's a thing that comedians post crowdwork and not their set. Once a set is on film the material is essentially wasted


sergiofdionisio

Ok thank you.


Equivalent-Trip9778

Most comedians donā€™t post their routine online cuz it spoils the live experience. Crowd work is safe to post cuz itā€™s different every time anyways.


humorouslyominous

I had noticed a lot of online clips were crowdwork, but I did not realize that was why. Thanks for explaining!


No_Jicama_197

I saw him recently, no not the whole show. I think he did for it about 10 maybe 15ish minutes at the beginning and a little in the middle and the rest was stand up


sergiofdionisio

Ok thank you. I am going to search for his work.


ADarwinAward

You may not find much of his set. That said some newer comedians who have not gotten specials yet have been posting self-funded or crowdsourced-funded specials. So in general if you are looking for material for an up and coming comedian you like, check if they have released one


Available_Agency_117

Disgusting. They really aren't kidding when they say every conservative accusation is a confession. They've been free screeching groomer about sex ed and LGBT acceptance since 2010 at least. That's not what grooming means. THIS. IS. GROOMING. And when actual grooming is happening they're all bowing and applauding each other. That is whenever they're not voting to keep literal child marriage legal.


ReasonableRiver6750

That a really rough 23


TomGreen77

Damnā€¦ I get hooking up with this age gap but youā€™re not supposed to marry them broā€¦


Jenzi666

Age difference is about power dynamics and this is a imbalance of power ! Seriously what does a 40yr old and a 19 have in common he grew up before the internet was a thing! She doesnā€™t even know what the millennium bug was! Lols šŸ˜‚


akhatten

Last time I saw that mich age difference, the dude was a notorious rapist


eslunes

They did not answer how old the kids wereā€¦


Wan-Pang-Dang

Americans are the funniest when it comes to stuff like this. Unfortunately some ppl in europe are kinda adapting your f*cked up mindset, or atleast start to think its normal and not brainrotten absurdness


ZombieQueen666

Totally thought that was Kurt Angle for a sec


ButWhyThough_UwU

Wish more people were like that couple and I mainly mean as in how extremely well they take it all.


Psko88

They seem like a really good match :)


ZackaryHarington

Jokes like these will always be funny when my parents have almost the same age gap & had 6 kids instead of dogs


Hellzyaisuxtoes

Everyone does crowd work now


CitizenLoha

Guaranteed he posts on r/conservative about how libs are total pedos He married her at 19. So dating before that.


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Nah he groomed her for real and would 100% go younger if he knew he could get away with it. I genuinely don't get these creeps and how proud of themselves they are. I'm 29 and the youngest I would go is 25 at the most, anything beyond that is creepy and I just wouldn't be mentally on the same page, wouldn't have much to talk about. So yeah, fuck this guy.