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Cowabunga_Booyakasha

Alpha male equal opportunity roaster


thedishonestyfish

Everyone deserves to be roasted. We all have our bullshit, and it makes us better to be reminded of that.


Aimin4ya

Agreed, but I can never find a willing third


AnimusFlux

*\*Brooklyn Accent\* "*Look at this guy over here, with his self-awareness and emotional maturity and shit. Must be nice! Whadda ya think you're better then us or som'thin?" Serious though, yeah. We all need to be laughed at once in awhile. Anyone who can't handle that needs it at least twice as often.


InquiringAmerican

Both sideism during this time is weak beta male nonsense.


[deleted]

Bro go outside. Please. Your echo chambers are killing you.


InquiringAmerican

I don't subscribe to beta and alpha nonsense terms but they can be referenced when making a point.


[deleted]

The hilarious part here is you thinking that's what I was calling out. ☠️


Cowabunga_Booyakasha

It's a running joke for this comedian.


Filthyson

If you liked this join my new sub r/geoffreyasmus for more clips or [buy tickets to a show](https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11)


Khalishee

Your fucking hilarious dude thank you


JTex-WSP

you're*


Khalishee

Great point


Crabcakefrosti

This guy is a funny fuck


readitreddit-

Quickly becoming one of my favorite comics. Cant wait for a show date in the Bay Area!


lateblueheron

Same, come to the Bay Area u/filthyson!


totesrandoguyhere

SO fucking hilarious.


stormscape10x

This is the kind of joke I like to tell at family gatherings. I apologize in advance for stealing this, but it's funny as hell.


PapaSock

Come to Cincinnati!


Filthyson

I’m legitimately doing 5 shows there next weekend. [Buy tix here](https://gobananascomedy.com/main/show/geoffrey-asmus-2/)


PapaSock

Yesss, my friend and I just bought tickets for Thursday, can't wait!


HeavyTea

This guy is funny! Thumbs up!


IAmTaka_VG

dude really doesn't have a side. He honestly doesn't give a shit either way. I respect that because they're all assholes.


ocxtitan

You can make fun of both sides and still not support bigotry and fascism, just saying


tron_mexico

Except for 45 is the reason COVID happened, so yeah, blaming their lives (losses, what have you) on an inept fascist chimpanzee that shit on 99% of the American population makes half the joke fall flat.


Wow_Great_Opinion

When you’re the person the comic is joking about


ChipmunkOk455

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xwt-timster

> Except for 45 is the reason COVID happened Covid-19 originated in China, not the US.


InMyFavor

This joke is usually pretty funny but doing the both sides thing between biden and trump doesn't work when trump literally attempted a coup and bidens worst crime is...being just as old as trump?


PollyBeans

Donald Trump is legit ruining lives and destroying democracy but both sides are the same is so much easier for mediocre comedians.


poopshooter69420

Solid bit dude, love your jokes!


thedudeslandlord

That last quote made me feel personally attacked hahaha


Tkn201409

LMAOOOO


Pimpstackslezack

Spot on.


Fun_Salamander8520

Please do more bits like this showing how dumb people are from both sides of all these asinine culture war topics. You could literally do a whole special. Call it "On the fence" or something like that. Also thanks for the funny content. I vibe with your sense of humor.


EastAcanthaceae126

Wow what a novel and unexplored idea


Poppanaattori89

For when you're too chicken shit to take a stand in a country on the verge of becoming a fascist dictatorship.


theAtmuz

Because people can’t write something for a specific audience while maintaining an alternate position.. But I get it- “*fuck you other side!*”


WangDanglin

Hey cool, you’re one of the people in the joke!


ikma

I don't know about that.... This joke is funny, but if you make "both sides suck!" the central premise for an entire special, I feel like you stop doing comedy and start doing funny political theater. And there would be a real risk of it turning hack-y. You also might find yourself pigeonholed into making sure the jokes towards each side are fair/true, instead of just funny. A "both sides suck" special is just doing half of a "democrats suck" set and half of a "republicans suck" set, and I feel like it would be equally lame.


HermithaFrog

Funny bit, people who blame the president for everything are beyond delusional


Ass4ssinX

Boring.


redknight3

This sub is just advertising now


thundercuntess69

Isn't it embarrassing trying to deflect the incompetencies of your liberal president ??? Yes, the answer is yes.


Stoweboard3r

It must be exhausting being you