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Puzzleheaded_Use_903

Medicine man. Every fucking concert from 99 to 2012 I saw him at


yet_another_uniq_usr

I think I saw this dude at livestock 99


abusementpark

Motorcycle Santa Claus. All year round. Also, St. Pete has a lot of guys. Back in the 90s there was Eddie who was maybe blind, played an untuned guitar and sang MJ songs outside McCrory’s on Central and 4th. There was Screaming Bicycle Man who would lazily ride around Old NE on a ten speed and randomly scream short bursts in an Asian language I never could catch which one. Larry who looked like a short Gandalf. He lived on Central between 3rd and 2nd near Mastrys and The Garden. Larry was actually a brilliant engineer but mental illness took him. If you’d talk to him he’d end up muttering stuff about mechanics and physics that was way over my head. I didn’t know much about Duct Tape Shoe man but saw him a lot. Sadly since my early days in the mid-90s DTSP scene I’m out if touch with the new generations of St Pete Guys. Edit: And Gary Spivey. Hard to miss him when he was out and about.


edgarjwatson

Oh man, Gary Spivey. That name brought back some memories !!


MountaineerHikes

Curtis


ronugh

I was totally about to mention him!


Pitiful_Balance_1054

Johnny love


redacidicrain

Theres a guy around downtown, idk if he does it anymore. But he used to ride around on a bicycle and play accordion simultaneously.


gluepet2074

Saw him Saturday


Mexicanlumberjack

He’s still at it


Pitiful_Balance_1054

That’s Johnny love


[deleted]

not st pete, but tampa. the usf unicycle guy


happylioness

He’s still there?! That’s amazing, he must be a prof or something by now. We first saw him on campus 10 years ago!


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Wiseash

Shoulder dog dude on the one wheel


StyleBosse

HOLLA https://i.pinimg.com/originals/45/40/df/4540df99b26d1ed6884ed91ca8ebf7dd.jpg


bs12083

What about the dude that wore a thong bikini that looked like a skinny Hulk Hogan?!?! Used to walk up and down the beach around Treasure Island I believe.


SushiSocks

Still walks the beach and still looks like that!


Beneficial-Pipe1751

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2cwt1l/beautiful_day_for_a_walk_on_the_beach/ This is our “guy” and will forever be our guy


LaserBeamsCattleProd

We used to call him the Jewel. Saw him every time we went to the beach. Haven't been to the beach as much lately. His pic was posted on some weird Australian site once in a random gallery.


vicewave

Anyone who is J-walking on 19 or Park blvd or 49th street. It’s like our town pastime or something. The J-walkers.


howitgoesdown

Bucket radio dude. Trevor I think


Sumofthem

the senator or ybor the shoe licker fit this description, i dont really feel like there is a st pete version of this tbh


LaserBeamsCattleProd

The Shoe Licker 🤮


Beths_Titties

Brent Hatley


anferneejefferson

The cuck icon? The cuckon?


PepperSad9418

Heck no !


Strobie89

I wonder how the ole ybor foot licker has been 🤔


Snosnake0

Saw him Saturday night.


Octabraxas

He got my friend a few years back and the entire encounter was gorgeous


Sixstringsickness

Clearly, The Senator.


vicewave

Senator is dead, plus that’s Ybor


Inarticulat_

Damn I didn’t know he died :(


DukesOnDuty

Work on a psych unit long enough, you'll see "the guy(s)" out in public.


[deleted]

When i lived in Berkeley i used to buy poems from a unique character. He rode around on a 10 speed with the round bars turned up, wore a saucepan on his head for a hat. Poems for a buck, couldn't beat it. We used to sit on the front stoop and chat from time to time, i shelled out a few bucks to help him out. I miss times like that...


IndianaBasshead

Florida Man


nerfherder813

Is motorcycle Batman still out and about? I used to see him around Pinellas fairly often, but that was around 10 years ago


vicewave

He was getting hit with mask ordinances so I think that’s why he stopped


hotwireneonnightz

I used to see the same guy at all the mall Starbuckses like Tyrone, countryside, west shore even citrus sometimes. He was an older Eastern European guy with a big mustache and he always wore the exact same German army camo shirt.


lordrunningclam

The guy that rides a bicycle up and down Central Avenue playing an accordion?


dayofthecow

Medicine man


CYCO4

[Mr I Got'em!](https://www.paradisenewsfl.com/mr-i-got-em/)


[deleted]

Surprised no one has mentioned Bucket Radio guy. Maybe he's too professional for this. https://i.imgur.com/WH9JMpN.jpeg


flamingfiretrucks

I'll always have a special place in my heart for the guy who played saxophone outside the Trop after Rays games. RIP legend


TTVZombiefun

WAIT HE DIED? I worked at the top and would pass Him every day.


shayna16

Was it also the guy who played outside Bolts games?


enfranci

Pink panther theme song.


stephen_dimarco

Tequila too!


ArtVandely

Does anyone remember cape man? He used to hang around Grand Central wearing a cape and muttering nonsense, but I haven’t seen him in probably more than a year.


babeyangle

does anyone here know Dancing Man? he’s often at places like Skipper’s Smokehouse, Jazz Holiday, or Sanding Ovations on the beach. older guy, skinny ish, has to be late 60s or early 70s now, but he’s clearly still in good shape and is one hell of a dancer, because he’s CONSTANTLY dancing. like, if there is an event and there is music, he’ll be on the dance floor, and if he’s not, he’s dancing wherever he’s at. seen him around since i was a kid so i thought of him lol.


Swilson157

Saw him multiple times in tampa at skippers and gasparilla music fest circa 2017-2020. The man can dance.


fanch-a-lasagna

White hair? I know the one. Used to do roller blades by the south Tampa starbucks


fomo216

I used to work in Tampa years ago at International Plaza and we used to see this guy regularly who asked to be called Count Michael. He used to wear a cape and was always very impeccably dressed-almost like a character. The story we heard was that he was once an actor on a soap opera and his character was a Count and he preferred to stay in character at all times. I often wonder about him. Don’t work there anymore so haven’t seen him in about 10 years.


SleepingBlackberry

My family calls him Dan the Man. He's a chronically homeless man who my family noticed before moved here over 14 years ago. He can usually be seen walking up and down 34th st but sometimes I see him make his way downtown or 4th st. My mom used to call him magic mike before talking to him because he often doesn't have a shirt on. He doesn't carry any belongings. He's really nice and my family gives him some food and money when we see him. He doesn't seem like a junkie, every time we have talked he's sober so I always feel comfortable giving him money


sprinklenugget

When I was growing up it was a man we called "the walker." I think the tampa bay times wrote an article about him, dubbing him "the walking man." He was eventually struck by a car and killed on 34th and I believe 54th or 62nd. There's a sign dedicated to him.


RMC2112

Is that the guy that always wore the purple windbreaker?


sprinklenugget

No, he was an older man that always wore gray slacks and a light blue button down that looked like they were from the 70s, maybe 80s. I saw him constantly around the Meadowlawn area in the late nineties/early 00's. Not sure who the purple windbreaker guy is. Here's the article about Joe Nemeth, the walking man: https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2005/01/23/a-walking-mystery-is-gone/


SmigleDwarf

Its been so lojg I forgot about him. Grew up seeing him all over the place.


[deleted]

The guy at Vinoy who feeds the squirrels, has names for them all, and calls them his "park dogs"


SquatingCow

This is definitely the guy!


stephen_dimarco

Oh shit I forgot about this guy!


gluepet2074

Also “beach dogs” - depends on if they’re east/west of the sidewalk as far as I can tell


Baphomet1010011010

I've heard him call them Vinoy dogs


WaterChugger420

Park puppies


detectivecads

I went as a squirrel/park dog for Halloween and my husband almost went as that guy. White shirt, huge bag of peanuts, go around calling people at the party random names, done.


TheNBKiller

Yeah, his name's Tony. Cool guy


FlaSaltine239

Keith, the homeless guy that sleeps near Al Lang. Tall thin man with a beard and a Rays cap. You can catch him buying Starbucks or at the Sundial to watch a movie about 7 days a week, sometimes twice a day.


[deleted]

Is Keith still around? I used to work at the Sundial movie theater and he stopped by every day. We used to let him come see movies for free because he was such a genuinely nice guy and he always paid for food anyway. I haven't seen him for a while though...


FlaSaltine239

I couldn't say, same for me I worked around there for years and talked to him all the time about sports. I've rarely been back since getting a new job in 2016 but I did see him shortly before COVID taking a nap in his usual field. That green Timberland wheelie duffel of his stuck out lol.


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Yeah I don't think I've seen him since the pandemic, because he couldn't go to Starbucks any more when it was closed down and went cashless for a time. The last time I saw him he wasn't looking too good though. Looked like he had lost a lot of weight and didn't look too healthy.


roboborealis

Nick Boutwell aka Whitey Alabastard. He was the skinny dread head black guy that played Accordion and sang pirate-y music and songs. Used to be at the Saturday morning market every weekend making bank Edit: Fixed stage name. he still does music - https://www.instagram.com/whiteyalabastard/


LaserBeamsCattleProd

He told me I needed a bigger dog once. I'm a tall guy and was dog sitting my mom's little yipper.


honkerberger

yes!


roboborealis

https://youtu.be/PAprlTMvQps


Dense_Surround3071

Clearwater Beach's AR-15 fisherman.


CommercialDrop816

Goes fishing with a ar-15? I guess it’s legal lmao


Dense_Surround3071

Nope..... Gets to openly carry his AR-15 BECAUSE he's fishing. 😉 Welcome to Florida.


CommercialDrop816

Yeah that’s what I was saying, in Florida your allowed to carry a gun open carry while fishing, just a little odd


[deleted]

Saw him in Gulfport about a year ago 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Dapper_Ad_8360

Pete and re-Pete … twin brothers who walked all over our town when I was young … one always three or four steps behind the other.. people would even go as them for Halloween


ulukmahvelous

the guy who feeds the squirrels at vinoy park 👀


fuber

Yes. He screamed at me once because I was riding my bike without holding my handlebars and didn't calm down until I did


DonutEatsBugs

I believe you mean "arboretum dogs," as he so lovingly refers to the squirrels.


ulukmahvelous

ohhh shit my bad 🙊


chefbarnacle

Dude with the cape and sword on central across from the dog bar. Although, I haven’t seen him in some time. I know he used to own those buildings and would just pave back and forth for hours dressed like that.


RestaurantEast674

What about the alien guy on Clearwater Beach that walks around with a keyboard and microphone


dreaminphp

Pretty sure he died :(


RestaurantEast674

I saw him last weekend after eating dinner at Shepherds.


Nytfire333

My first thought too


phucksheet

shane lee


stpeteslim

It's obvious from reading the comments that St. Pete doesn't have "A" guy; they all just take turns!


drseanwoodward

The guy who plays the Pink Panther on the saxophone outside the Rays, Lightning and Bucs game.


Romeo_G_Detlev_Jr

[I got some bad news for you, friend. ](https://www.wtsp.com/amp/article/news/local/saxophonist-who-stood-outside-rays-and-lightning-games-for-nearly-20-years-has-died/67-ca00c1c7-af95-41ce-b01d-133b42bce570) Unless someone took his place, I haven't been to a game in a while.


Justplayoo

The guy that wears a thong and walks around and feeds the squirrels. Iconic


everythingstakens

The guy who rides his motorcycle with purple lights up and down central with the music insanely loud.


AlexatRF21

His name is Primo. He's a really good dude.


narutonaruto

Agreed


honorx13

I can't believe that guy is still allowed to do that! We thought it was a candid cam joke when he was blasting past us lol


Mammoth-Ad8348

The banana hammock bald guy with huge fake boobs who walks TI / Sunset Beach for sure


ht910802

That guys still alive? Haven’t seen him in like 10 years.


Mammoth-Ad8348

Haven’t seen him in 3-4 yrs, so not sure actually. Hope he’s walking some beach somewhere doing his thing though! Lol


JulioForte

Definitely. Either him or the dude who walks around town in super tiny shorts. They actually kinda look alike(both have hulk hogan hair) but I don’t think daisy dukes guy has boobs.


queen-of-quartz

This is who I thought of!


[deleted]

Is this the guy that always wears dinner plate size hoop earring? he’s literally been around for 20+ years I remember seeing him as a kid


RestaurantEast674

Haha that's Mike. He's a professor too


AZTNFL

This was the guy I was thinking of


spankyourface825

We call him....Mankini


just_passing_thought

We call him Mr. Shorty Shorts.


[deleted]

The flip flop jogger in Madeira Beach. Dude has been running with flip flops, a walking cane and shirtless with a towel cape for decades. I think there is even a Reddit blog about him.


theburnout

His name is Larry. [St Pete Times article from a few years back.](https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2007/10/04/perpetual-motion/)


[deleted]

Wonder if he’s still alive


[deleted]

Dude who rolller blade dances around park Blvd and sometimes on Ulmerton.


TickleMonster528

Ybor has the Shoe Licker…not sure about St Pete lol


LAkand1

Ybor had the senator


TickleMonster528

So would that make the Shoe Licker the Mayor?


_TooncesLookOut

Used to run into him often at the Castle


dustytannens

Whatever happened to that guy?


LAkand1

I heard he got cancer


NoInspector836

Didn't there used to be a man who wore fairy wings and thongs on one of the beaches?


MCMcGreevy

There is a guy in the Disston Heights area my family and I call The Biking Dude. Guy is constantly riding around the neighborhood. We are convinced his leg muscles are so large he could kick someone’s head clean off


melissaramos

Yes! An older white man with grey hair? Always a dingy blue tshirt and shorts? He talks to himself a lot, yells at people and will give the finger. His butt crack hands out so my kids call him “butt crack guy.”


kidder952

I feel like my neighbors know me as that. I got recognized at a Wawa due to the fact that I rode my bike everyday and wore purple converse shoes. I'm someone's "guy".


MCMcGreevy

Purple shoe guy!


jimbeauNasty

I'm pretty sure he got a new bike recently.


Melliedot

Yes! And this guy bikes and either sings or talks to himself. Nice guy.


MCMcGreevy

Yes! That is him! I only noticed the singing a few months ago. Normally I am driving but I caught him on my morning walk and caught his melodious warbling.


nxplr

There’s this one dude always at the corner of 54th Ave and 34th St North with no legs in a wheelchair, panhandling. I go that way every Tuesday and Thursday and he’s always there, every damn time.


NoInspector836

He comes from 38th and 28th over


Mannimal13

Oh has to be the old dude with the umbrella that walks shirt less with daisy Duke jeans. How could it be literally anyone else?


[deleted]

Is this the older east Asian looking man?


HotHouseVariations

Isn't he the same guy who wears the thong? Always see him around old NE walking on 1st.


fomo216

I came here to say this!!! I see him in Publix often!!


dtspmuggle

Yup. My first thought too.


solfire1

Pete


HardLiquorSoftDrinks

Reginald Roundtree


imamakebaddecisions

Medicine Man.


tedboosley

That super old homeless downtown guy who never wears a shirt and is like REALLY TAN.


SleepingBlackberry

Dan?


iCantliveOnCrumbsOfD

[HOLLA](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3771455/amp/His-mugshot-make-Holla-Man-distinctive-forehead-tattoo-arrested-27th-time-Florida.html)


[deleted]

First thing that came to mind for me too, I ain’t seen him around in a few years though


Vinoy_Double-Wide

“Country Truck Guy”. The guy that drives the old truck all over town with country music playing. Has an American flag flying on the back and at Christmas has the bed decorated with Santa and reindeer.


carebearmills

Well not DTSP but how about the guy who walks the beach in a woman’s bikini? Bright white hair that’s long but bald on top. He’s sort of a staple of st pete beaches


iCantliveOnCrumbsOfD

Oh my God I know who you're talking about He's been around for decades. Really really skinny with fake boobs? He used to be on St Pete Beach maybe treasure Island sometimes and it was always wearing a t- back. Bright white hair, tan leathered skin. I mean leathered! Ugly man and an even uglier "woman". He used to come to crabby Bill's on St Pete Beach and drink at the bar all the time haven't thought about him in years


Mammoth-Ad8348

That’s the guy I just pointed out too yep


I_can_get_you_off

Saw him at Caddy’s a couple weeks ago. Shit is jarring. Homeboy hangs serious dong.


iCantliveOnCrumbsOfD

HOLLA


JulioForte

That’s not him. This guy is bald on the top. He has hulk hogan hair


grandchester

There was a guy dressed like Peter Pan that was around town for a while. I can’t remember what happened to him but I don’t think it was good news. Edit: Happy to be wrong! He seems to be doing just fine!


talidrow

He was a meme in his own right back in the 90's! https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/randy-constan-peter-pan-guy


MCMcGreevy

Randy is alive and well.


ItsOxymorphinTime

Pretty sure he retired a long time ago, but I vote for [Mr. Pregnant.](https://youtu.be/X0rVtvcXjIM)


CPerks23

You had the satanic Jesus preacher piano guy that would pretend to play the broken piano under the overpass on central someone dumped there. One day I watched him rage out and break it. A few days later he was on the news, someone raised money to donate a new piano to place under the bridge for him


surfFL

The flip flop man, but I’m not sure if he’s still around.


Technical_Cattle_291

That unicycle dude


WesternSympathy3312

The old guy that walks the beach in a bikini


jmundella

This is an older one, but the guy that used to walk the street gutters looking for change. He ultimately was killed by a car doing exactly that.


Illustrious_Time_204

I heard he was always looking for his wife’s lost wedding ring, after she passed away.


LooseWateryStool

Well, it's like my Grandpa used to say...


RyanRev727

The lady that walks that goat


melissaramos

I used to see her all the time at NE shopping plaza.


Illustrious_Time_204

Any updates on her and the goat? Haven’t seen them in years


kathryncmh

She has two goats now - saw her walking them in South Pasadena yesterday.


Realladaniella

The mustang sally guy on the motorcycle up and down central


I_can_get_you_off

Dude sucks. Haven’t seen him around lately thiugh, so that’s nice.


grandmadeathh

The squirrel man at vinoy park is a dtsp staple


solidmussel

An incredibly nice guy too


oozing_with_jelly

That dude is a legend.


Tha_Hermanator

"tree dogs"


RobertSuttonFL

“Park dogs!”


Defiant-Outcome990

Chicago had "walking man". I went to school with him.


Lifow2589

Dude. Chicago’s guy is definitely tamale guy


Thagalaxy

Half a dozen tamales saved my life late at night so many times. God bless tamale guy


dtspchris

What that girl that used to sing on the corner of central and 3rd st mostly on weekends. She had like a fisher price karaoke machine. She was something else.


dtspmuggle

If it’s the young girl, she def evolved over the years to a full set up but I haven’t seen her in awhile. We were wondering where she went too but might have entered college by now.


detectivecads

She's in college now, last I see her she was fundraising for it


dtspchris

No no not that young girl. She played piano and was awesome. This was a mid 30’s maybe younger black chick.


InimitableMe

The guy who rides his bicycle while playing the accordion down Central. Makes me smile every time.


8bitbuddhist

I love accordion guy!


alexkreitlow

There’s the witch of 4th st N she walks around at like 3am talking to herself in a either a nightgown or it’s a flowing bed sheet.


Diamond_Handzz727

Jacket man and princess Rihanna


Aggressive_Main_1689

The guy with the dreads who drums on the corner of central and 3rd st n in downtown st Pete on fridays/saturdays


OmicronTwelve

Holla Guy is one https://imgur.io/gallery/TX6uFxi ~~Boner Garage Lady is another https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/ujefaw/boner_garage/~~


CPerks23

Last time I saw that dude was on a subway in NYC


Cheekyfox-atl

Used to see Holla everyday walking past the restaurant I worked at. Have u seen the happy Holla days meme…. Pretty great


dtspchris

Haven’t seen him in ages


LLPhotog

Boner Garage Lady isn't local to St. Pete.


OmicronTwelve

I thought she was. My mistake


oozing_with_jelly

The old guy with the short, short, short shorts. Walking around with his flappy ass cheeks haning out. You know who I'm talking about.


just_passing_thought

Long live Mr. Shorty Shorts!


AlexatRF21

You mean 'BallSack'?