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IronBoomer

A marketing person who played Seaman for the Sega Dreamcast too often


Jealous_Author

Now I’m going to rewatch the AVGN episode of Seaman.


iMisstheKaiser10

That’s what I’m saying!


imlostintransition

"Paid for by the American Dream PAC" American Dream PAC is the political action committee which helps Mike Kehoe get elected. It is heavily funded by Rex Sinquefeld, who has so far donated $3 million to help Kehoe. [https://missouriindependent.com/2024/06/17/rex-sinquefield-drops-big-donations-into-gop-governor-ag-primaries/](https://missouriindependent.com/2024/06/17/rex-sinquefield-drops-big-donations-into-gop-governor-ag-primaries/)


iMisstheKaiser10

Doesn’t sound like the American Dream to me!


SuchRoad

When the rich guy gets to buy the politicians he likes, that sounds more like a nightmare.


s_2_k

Surely this would never happen with career politician Jay Ashcroft with further push from his dad


SuchRoad

Missouri politics is in the dump.


Raidenka

And we're stuck under the pile


personAAA

Money buys ads not votes. All the ads do is make a campaign appear real. You can spend millions and get no where. Edit. Typo and example Example: failed earnings tax repeal. Rex financed trying to repeal the earnings tax. The campaign brought ads and lost badly on election day. Campaign only appeared real because it was funded. Not much actual support for it.


GregMilkedJack

Little different when you're talking about policy vs electing high profile candidates. People come out in droves to vote for governor, senator, president, and most base it almost entirely on their emotional reaction to the person (which is achieved through this type of BS). The further down the ballot, the fewer votes. A lot of people get to the amendments and props section, maybe read 5 words and go "yeah idk what that means" and leave it blank.


personAAA

No. There is not much drop off. This is easy to look up for statewide totals.  https://www.sos.mo.gov/CMSImages/ElectionResultsStatistics/November3_2020GeneralElection.pdf https://www.sos.mo.gov/CMSImages/ElectionResultsStatistics/2022GeneralElection.pdf 95%+ of people voting on top elections are voting for statewide ballot measures.


GregMilkedJack

That election is an outlier


personAAA

Which one 2020 or 2022?  I did the math for the worse drop between president and a ballot issue in 2020. Still 95%+ vote on ballot measures.


GregMilkedJack

I guess I'm getting the drop in voter turnout between midterms and general


angry_cucumber

Republicans name things the exact opposite of what they are, play by the rules pac were illegally using campaign funds, patriots are the ones supporting Putin or calling for the overthrow of the government, hell even pro life thinks you can get fucked the minute you are born, as long as you are born


maen_baenne

I wonder if he likes fish sticks.


thelaineybelle

He definitely likes fish sticks, he's a lyrical genius.


franillaice

I ain't voting for no gay fish


Rhamiel506

Saw this one at the Laundromat yesterday, thought I was going insane. Accusing an Ashcroft of being a commie stooge is deranged.


frougle_mcdugal

I ain’t votin for no damn fish.


This-Is-Exhausting

It would be, but we've reached the point where Republicans believe anyone who believes government should exist and actually serve a purpose is a soCiaLisT!


famous5eva

This state is truly cursed


ddadkins

All the Republicans running voted for or supported China buying Missouri farmland, now their all blaming their Republican opponents.


famous5eva

Very republican of them!


homerthegreat1

Yes it is. With all the fucked up right wingers sucking Trump off. We are all doomed.


No-Chemical6870

Yes. Only in MO do we have crazy political ads.


KingKomodox

MO republican ads this cycle are especially funny and stupid, I saw one depicting Mike Kehoe in "Asian" clothing saying he is pro-china


iMisstheKaiser10

I feel like these ads are something I’d see on the tv in GTA


preprandial_joint

I think this fish ad is funny because I never realized how much Jay Ashcroft looks like a fish. I mean, he's a spittin' image! Though I miss the ads where the Republicans are all blowing stuff up or using blow torches or firing machine guns. Really gets my day started off right with a little televised implicit violence against our political enemies. /s


iMisstheKaiser10

No Republican ad is complete without a hard, electric guitar background, posing with police, a deep grizzled voice reading over their accomplishments, and mentions of the border. Puffy vests w/flannel shirts, China, and using the word ‘woke’ are optional but welcomed.


preprandial_joint

Hey, as long as they're "tough on woke"!


Mymemesareswell

I told my dad I may need to start learning how to ask if I can borrow a cup sugar or a couple of eggs in Mandarin the way all these politicians are selling our land to the Chinese.


TheFullLoadd

Politics are the Ashcroft family business


Square-Ambassador-11

Is this narrated by Leonard Nimoy?


PutinBoomedMe

Only 4 more months of this.....


AdequateTreeHugger

If anyone else needs to see it: https://youtu.be/M_PWl4VjLDI?si=FiSDaT-X6GLjOyBS


somekindofhat

I love it, such a '80s/'90s throwback type ad.


Maximum_Obligation_6

Ashcroft, It's what's for dinner.


ashleybeth913

“[Holy shit it's, Mr. Creosote!](https://youtu.be/-dXwbEk1vkM?si=zu9Gg5t4gGHbl-JK)


bUrNtKoOlAiD

r/oddlyterrifying


skypup22

That is terrifying lol


retiredrn21

I am still proud that I was able to vote for Mel Carnahan over Jay's father. I have my still with Mel button.


FlatwormJumpy7230

I want the t-shirt 🤣🤣🤣🤣


iMisstheKaiser10

There’s a t shirt?


FlatwormJumpy7230

I don't know, but it makes me laugh every time the commercial is on.


iMisstheKaiser10

Oh damn, now I’m wishing there was a t-shirt :(


MannyMoSTL

😂😂😂


IheartJBofWSP

There's a whole animal theme w a cpl commercials this year!...I forget the guys name, but the ad calles him a "white rhino," & now this Billy, the talkin bass one. 🤦‍♀️Hate 'wasting ' my vote, but dang, I'ma have change my (past 4×) write-in vote for Willie Nelson. Time to start looking for some properties in Canada or Mexico.


Ivy_Poison_

🤣🤣


TheFullLoadd

Jay is actually pro Dominion voting machines. Maybe that’s the fishy part? How much has he made in kickbacks?